I just read a story in the Metro about a group of archaeologists who unearthed what is thought to be one of the oldest dildos in the world. The discovery made in the mud of the bank of the Göta Canal near Motala in Sweeden.
The phallus is just over 4” in length and carved from a stag’s antler. I don’t think at that size it will be any competition for the lovely dildos and vibes made by Swedish company Lelo. Lol