DIY Cock Sucking

By | February 29, 2008

AlexSuze.comWe had are usual Friday girly chat this afternoon and I mentioned watching Ashes to Ashes last night. Then I asked if they had seen the trailer for next weeks episode and neither Horny or Busty, now back from holiday had seen it.

I pointed out that at one point they show a clip of Chris holding a small butt plug in the air and saying “This is a big ear plug”. Well Busty burst out laughing but Horny just sat there staring rather blankly at me. At first it didn’t click that she didn’t understand the joke at all.

Busty jumped in to the save the day and said “He was holding up a butt plug”. To which Horny replied “Butt plug, what’s one of those?”. At that point my jaw must have dropped with incredulity, I thought everyone had heard of butt plugs, obviously not.

Here begins the education. Busty then went on to say “It’s used to open up the bottom before having anal sex because the muscle is normally closed”. I just sat there and let her explain away. ๐Ÿ™‚

“Oh, I see”, responded Horny in a surprised voice and giggling.

“I bet your friend will have one of those in the bag of toys she drives around on the back seat”, I pointed out.
“I’ll ask her next time she comes overโ€ฆNo, on second thoughts I won’t because she will probably show it me and it will probably have been up Paul’s arse”, she added.

Busty then added, don’t ask me what made her think of it, although it could be me as they are blaming me for all the smutty chat going on these days. ๐Ÿ˜‰ “Did you hear that story about Marilyn Manson?”.
“No, which story is that?”, I enquired
“That he is alleged to have had a rib removed to allow him to suck his own cock”, she said.
“Oh, you mean auto fellatio”, I blurted out before stopping myself. I think I got away without them noticing that I knew what it was called. Lol
“Never!”, perked up Horny.

I just giggled, I wouldn’t of course be knowing about things like that. Who little innocent me.

So what did I do when I got home from work. I did a search on the Internet to check if the story is true.

I’ve had a quick look and cannot find any factual evidence that this is true. I’m sure had it been true he would have owned up to it, he doesn’t strike me as a guy who shies away from publicity like that.

Does anyone know if this has been proven one way or the other?

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