I’m writing this up and I’m still not sure if it is a spoof or not. Any way here goes.
A guy named William A Jones from Everett, Washington had designed a new concept in jeans called “Winkers”. He claims to have come up with the concept whilst watching a woman as she walked past him.
He says that he was sure that the woman’s jean clad ass winked at him as she walked and the idea of jeans with eyes in the buttock-folds arose.
Following experimentation with his daughters jeans his idea came to fruition and you can now purchase jeans which appear to quack through to a clapper board which claps.
I like the ducks best. 🙂