Doggy Style Twitter Sex

SquattingI was going to re-tweet the tweet I saw today on  Über Twitter’s “Everyone near me” feature, but I thought better of it as it could embarrass. I found it amusing though. It was from a woman to her man and I quote:

“Any chance of poodle action this evening then? You do deserve a poodle treat! :)”

Someone’s in for a tweet (pun intended) this evening. I wonder what exactly a poodle treat is. And I wonder if I did know what it was if I would be wishing I’d never found out.

There are some things that you might want to use direct message for on twitter LOL.