Cup Your Balls And Wank Your Wicket

By | September 24, 2010

Penis DragonIn my humble opinion and experience of the opposite sex, they don’t need telling twice to masturbate. Lol I once went out with a bloke who must have feared that someone would try and attack his cock because he constantly had his hand down the front of his trousers, even when driving.

I can only conclude that it was a comfort thing because it wasn’t like he was having a crafty wank or even fiddle with himself. Perhaps someone can enlighten me as to why men do this and I know he isn’t the only one to do it. Lol

This all came to a head with me last year when the head coach of the Indian cricket team sent a document to the team coach Gary Kirsten giving details of how they should keep themselves sharp.

It recommends a busy sex life, the relevant chapter entitled “Does sex increase performance?” says “Yes it does, so go ahead and indulge”.

I’m guessing there will be a lot of solo action taking place with that middle wicket. 😉