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Teeth on My Cock
Who doesn’t like a good blow job? Well some women for a start but that doesn’t seem to bother some men. For some, probably because of porn and some men’s inability to think outside of their groin area a blow job seems to be one of their sexual goals, often even more so than penetrative […]
Where You Gonna Go For Your Porn?
If you type the word “porn” into Google you get 161 million results, which if you think about it isn’t a lot considering the amount of online filth out there. What always amazes me is the number of adult sites that throw up warnings on my anti-virus plugin that monitors the sites I’m about to […]
Naughty Decorating, No – Even Better Than That
I remember writing a post ages ago about decorating one summer, with Suze in her overalls with not much underneath. One thing led to another, you can fill in the blanks. Well you’ll have to because I can’t find the post. Maybe it was deleted when we had a DB corruption last year. Anyway, if […]
A Typical Day At The Office
Do I have a typical day at the office? Well it depends what day it is because for much of the week I’m working as a project manager and analyst for various commercial organisation. At night however and at the weekends you can guess that I’ll be working on the sites, reviewing sex toys or […]
Taking Dirty Like A Porn Star
There’s a line that you cross at some point in a relationship which marks the start of the dirty talk. It might be before you have uttered a word to each other or it may never happen if you as a couple aren’t into explicit talk and expletives – it just depends how filthy you […]
The Porn Pendulum
What is about porn that makes it an ever-present feature of my life since I entered puberty? The answer is of course incredibly simple, sex is a fundamental human function and libido, lust, desire and the sexual urge are programmed into all of us, particularly the male of the species. Porn may not be real […]
Hot And Twisted
We do get to see some interesting stuff as part of our daily lives so it’s nice to find something that is a little out of the ordinary. One such unusual offering from the porn biz we received several weeks ago id “Mind Fuck”, a movie by a new director called Scarlett Revell. Being a […]
Not Looking at Pussy And Tits
I just realised I have a skill that many men would find unbelievable. I can hold a conversation with a naked woman without feeling the need to look at her naughty bits. Really, it may be difficult to believe but it’s really true. I’m not saying that I don’t look at naked ladies and enjoy […]
Redesigning Porn With Alain Botton
I’ve never heard of Alain but he’s a philosopher who has addressed the subject of love, happiness and religion and now plans to take on the porn industry. He wants to unite leading figures from the porn industry and the arts to bring about a new kind of pornography which he describes as being more […]
When Did “Perfect” Become Desirable?
Here’s a thing that’s been bugging me. There are a number of products on the market for women that are starting to grind my gears. They even have an acronym. BB – blemish balm. The BBs are the manifestation of much that is wrong with the perception of beauty in media and society because they […]
The World Of Porn In 2012
Porn’s a funny old thing isn’t it? Amongst the oldest forms of artwork, erotica and pornography appear in various forms throughout human history but at each stage of our evolution from Palaeolithic hunter gatherers to the tech savvy hominids that we are today our views about depictions of the human body and the sexual act […]
Public Sex Toys At Last
How many times have sex toys been the subject of schoolboy sniggers? How often have women giggled at the prospect of touching yet alone using a vibrator? Now things are changing. I’m not saying that sex toys are the normal topic of conversation for everyone or that any occasion is appropriate to bring up the […]
We’re Off To A Porn Shoot!
It’s a while since we last attended a porn shoot; In fact it was last last February. We went to London to film with Tanya Hyde at the very house they filmed some of the film The King’s Speech. We had a great day on set and were absolutely knackered just watching never mind taking […]
Porn In Your Corn Hole
I really do love reading blogs. Not just adult ones, but any, interesting blog. If you’d said that to me a few years ago I’d have laughed at you. I like the feel of a book in my hand, turning the page, unlocking the secrets hidden in the next chapter … But now I love […]
Getting Deep Inside Porn
Imagine my surprise when I received an email from a porn director thanking me for my honest appraisal which he said was well written and informative. Praise indeed, it brought a smile to my face and reminded me of the time my fave porn star Jay Snaked emailed me…. Anyway, he has asked if I […]
Anal About Anal
As I caught up on my porn viewing last night it occurred to me just how much trouble the girls in the scenes go to. And I’m not just talking about taking showers and anal douching in preparation but the constant maintenance that they undergo to keep themselves employable by the industry. It must cost […]
Oooh Nasty Girls
No, actually please don’t. I don’t have an issue with women’s saliva as such but having just watched yet another porn scene where spitting seems to punctuate every sexual act, especially fellatio and rimming I can categorically say that I do not want anyone to spit on my cock when they are giving me a […]
The Girlfriend Who Finds Me Porn
I am a lucky bloke. Most other men don’t have partners like Suze. What’s brought on this particular post? Well who else’s partner finds porn for them? I was working away the other day when Suze said that she had put a couple of images in the shared folder on our server for me to […]
Porn Virgins
Can you remember the first time you watched porn, what it was you watched and how old you were? Quite a challenge, well for me anyway, I’ve watched so much since then. Lol I quite clearly recall there being a video tape in the machine and me being curious to see what was recorded on […]