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Xfactor Vibrating Cock And Ball Rings – Part 2

I will be perfectly honest about this, when this toy came out on top of the votes I saw it as being a toy purely for Alex to enjoy. Well how wrong was I, read this second part and you too will be keeping one in your bedside drawer. It’s not just a man thing…

Here comes the science. Given that the bullet sits on top of the balls and under the cock, I decided that the best position to get the maximum stimulation for me, would be doggy style. I gave Alex a rest after his Xfactor wank. He had a least 20 minutes to recover and spring in to action behind me for part 2 of the toy review. Ooh, the things we do for you readers, it really is a labour of lurve. LOL.

I was going to need one hand free to reach down for the control unit, so for stability I positioned my upper body over a sturdy stool. Practical thinking, that’s me. You don’t want to have to stop to readjust once you start to get in to the swing of things.

So, now I was stablised and prostrate over the stool naked as the day I was born. I will add at this point that the stool is upholstered, just in case you were wondering. Alex sidled up to my bare ass and passed me the control for the cock rings. I rested my right shoulder on the stool and reached back taking hold of the unit. I set it to low vibration.

Alex ran his hand up my slit, and anointed his cock ready for penetration. I was so ready to be fucked and running with my own juices at the though of being fucked. The buzzing came nearer and he pushed between my ass cheeks and the tip began to push inside of me.

As his cock made contact with my pussy and pushed inside I became aware of a slight buzzing. I could feel the low vibration inside my vagina. I turned the control higher and the vibrations coursed through my pussy. “Jesus” I shouted (I do hope the neighbours were too stoned to hear. :D) as the vibrations resonated through my pussy and out through my pubis. The whole of my sexual organs and were now vibrating in unison.

I have never in my life felt anything so wholly satisfying and arousing. The best of both worlds, a hard vibrating “real” cock inside me. Alex pushed himself in to the hilt and that’s when I nearly screamed with pure ecstasy as my clit began to vibrate too. This is the nearest to a heavenly fuck I have ever had.

My legs began to tremble and I turned up the control to maximum power. My lower body was now humming and resonating with pleasure. If you enjoy sitting on the spin dryer, you will love this little beauty. ;) Alex began to pump in and out of me and within seconds I was enraptured with my first orgasm as the hairs on my body stood up and I gave myself totally to this wonderful toy.

I have always been blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms but never have I come as quickly and so hard. My body felt as if it was pumping juices from me as pulse after pulse of muscle spasm took me over. This excited Alex and he began to pound in to me like a crazed animal. He took a firm hold of my hips and pushed deep and hard.

My legs and arms began to tremble and it was a good job that I was supported because I felt as if I was going to pass out with the intensity of the sexual high I was now on. I came again, this time with even greater emotion, it felt like my whole body was now finely tuned and my nerve endings were jangling with the intensity of the experience.

Again and again I came, I have no idea how many times in all, but I had some of the most emotional and intensely sensitised orgasms I have ever encountered. If you don’t have one of these in your toy collection, make the investment today you certainly won’t regret this purchase. Either of you…

Well I have to agree with Suze. The toy is not the most expensive in the world, in fact it’s very reasonably priced. When I looked up what it would have cost us to buy, I was surprised it wasn’t twice as expensive.

For us it did the certainly did trick. You read in Part 1 how much I enjoyed my toy, but now it’s our toy .

As I said in the previous half of the review the constriction it applies to your genitalia is just right, firm, but not too tight. It makes you aware of its presence without inflicting any pain to distract you from the moment.

As I was driving into Suze the constriction did add to the fuck. I found the vibration is secondary while fucking, except when I had completely buried my cock inside Suze. When our groins were pressed together we both felt the sensation. And feeling it together adds to the effect.

The whole experience was very satisfying and enjoyable. It completely dispelled my concern that the wire would interfere with our play. Yes you have to ensure you don’t kneel on it, but when it’s suitably routed to the partner controlling the speed you forget about it.

A most rewarding review.

©AlexSuze.com 2005,2006

Ring Ring Buzzzz

Well Alex got to open the package before me. Surprise, surprise, as he did use unfair methods to get to the post first. Grrrrr! Out popped the little box of fun, smaller and more compact than I thought it would be.

A beaming smile appeared on across Alex’s face. Yes, this time he was going to benefit from this month’s readers toy choice. I just needed to locate 2 AA batteries. Don’t panic…we have invested in a bumper pack for the sole purpose of powering our new toy acquisitions.

Do you want to know what Alex new toy is?…









…He has a brand new compact Xfactor vibrating cock & ball rings, with removable mini bullet and multi-speed dial controller. I can’t wait to capture his equipment and try this out. And I’M HOLDING THE CONTROL UNIT! :)

I suppose I need to hand over the Alex for the rest of this review, as he has the cock and balls you know!

Xfactor Vibrating Cock And Ball Rings – Part 1

I did get my hands on it first but Suze soon wrestled it from me and unpacked it.

It’s a small toy, but don’t let that fool you, it’s lots of fun :)

Suze couldn’t wait to use it, something about constricting my cock and balls I think. She can be quite cruel sometimes. Nice. The toy required two AA cells from our bumper box. Suze omitted to ensure the device was switched off before inserting them into the control unit. The powerful little bullet in the toy started unexpectedly and caused it to bounce across the desk like a demented giant insect.

The control unit is a simple black box, the speed control acts as the on-off switch too, so only one knob to twiddle with. *insert your own punch-line here*. A slightly nerdy point here, the battery compartment lid slides back then swings open and is retained by the control unit. It’s a nice piece of design that means you don’t drop it while fumbling with the unit in the dark. There’s a decent length of cable connecting the control unit to the bullet, which is useful as it allows you plenty of movement during play.

The two soft flexible rings of the toy are formed of a tubular plastic, so they are flexible and kind to the scrotum and penis. The bullet attaches where these two rings join, in it’s own soft plastic pocket.

I found fitting the rings easier without the bullet inserted and with the aid of a little lube. Getting my balls through the lower ring was tricky as the ring was only just big enough. It has to be of course to provide the constriction. The first testicle was tricky, the second even worse, but with lube and careful manipulation, Hey Presto!

I then slipped my semi-erect cock into the upper ring. Well of course it was semi erect I had just been rubbing lube over my balls and penis and manipulating them :) The bullet is placed in its pocket and we’re ready to rock.

I must emphasise the lube is important, just a little lube stops the rings dragging on your skin as you put the toy on.

Suze was a willing, no eager, assistant with the control unit. The lowest setting was the most effective at first, but this changed throughout the test. It’s obviously something to do with resonance and the size/rigidity of the penis. However you don’t need to understand harmonics to use this toy, just play with the dial and see what does the trick. When you get the right speed your whole groin feels the effect, not just cock and balls.

I found that when not fully erect, being upright, standing or sitting was better than laying down as your cock presses against the bullet and this, in turn, is pushed into your scrotum. This extra contact really adds to the sensation.

Suze couldn’t help herself and manually intervened with one hand on my cock and the other operating the control. Again an advantage of a simple control, one-handed operation. So if you’re using this for solo-play no problem.

We were laying on the bed by this point. Suze’s head in my lap, my hand rubbing and massaging her pussy and clit. I think Suze’s idea was to bring me off with the toy, mouth and hand. While I wasn’t about to complain I thought she deserved something from the experience too, so I held back for about 15 minutes while I rubbed her clitoris into submission and gave her an intense clitoral orgasm. Beautiful to behold.

Throughout this time Suze experimented with positions, moving my stiff member this way and that while wanking and sucking me. She took her cues from my expression and appreciative moans. You feel the vibration of the toy in different ways depending on the orientation of your cock and balls. Even the cable vibrating when it lays across your thigh is pleasant.

I of course came soon after this, intensely and with great satisfaction It’s then I made what I believe to be a new discovery in the field of harmonics. In common with most, if not all men, the tip of my penis becomes hyper-sensitised after orgasm. Suze was still stroking my cock, coaxing the last of my sticky seed onto my belly. She loves to see me ejaculate. Wherever her fingers touched I could feel the vibration of the bullet even more intensely. I can see a Nobel Prize for physics on the way for that discovery LOL. And not just the tip, anywhere on my penis she placed her fingers I could feel the vibration more intensely.

The whole experience was enhanced by the Xfactor in two ways. Firstly the vibration, the extra stimulation, which ranged from the subtle to incredibly intense meant that the whole experience was filled with sensation. Even when you or your partner are changing positions/grip, the Xfactor is still working its magic. Secondly the constriction of the rings means that even when your penis is not erect you are conscious of it in a quiet, devilishly naughty kind of way. I even considered wearing the two rings out to the shops to see how it felt to walk around in it. I still might. Or maybe to work …

Anyway, there is a second part to this test, sex whilst wearing the Xfactor, let’s see what Suze gets out of it as I grind into her pussy while wearing it.

In the meantime here's where you can see the little beauty and purchase it from PleasureSensor.com.

©AlexSuze.com 2005,2006

It’s Here…

Well the next toy for review arrived this morning, a big thanks to everyone who took part in the vote, it was a close call between two toys.

Alex and I were up early this morning due to the uncomfortable heat we are all having here over in the UK. Our friends Sean & Mel, Miss Understood know exactly what I am talking about.

I looked out through the front bedroom window and noticed the post woman making her way up the road. “It’s on it’s way”, I shouted and Alex came in to the bedroom to look as the toy made it’s way slowly to our house. We were stood there in the window grinning like a couple of kids. We have never used one of these, se were quite excited at the prospect of trying it out.

The post woman from the bedroom window looked to resemble Kate Bush slightly, with her long brown curly tresses. She looked quite promising in her pale blue shirt and navy blue shorts. As I have pointed out before I love a uniform and that thought is not restricted to the male side of the population. ;)

She finally arrived at the bottom of our drive and we both held our breaths in anticipation. Was she, or wasn’t she going to remove a discreet white package from her sack? She started up the driveway and sure enough her hand slid in to the sack and withdrew a medium sized white package.

We turned to each other and smiled then made our way to the top of the stairs. Alex had dressed in case he needed to open the door to receive the package, I just stood there in my red satin wrap around. The post woman was clearly visible through the glass panes in the door as she approached the door.

Alex and I could not believe what happened next. She only tried to push the package through the cat flap. She did! We both giggled as it hit the plastic pane and bounced off. Our cat flap requires an electronic tag to open. Hehehe. Then the letterbox flap opened and with a little brute force she managed to manipulate it through the aperture.

Both of us had a little fight for first to get down the stairs resulting in Alex tickling me and rendering me useless, whilst he headed off down the stairs ahead of me. “Cheat”, I shouted after him through my giggling…

©AlexSuze.com 2005,2006

Sun, Sex And More Sun

Oh boy, have I been hot today! I’m not talking in the sexual sense you dirty minded people. The heatwave over here just seems to bring higher and higher temperatures. It would not be a problem if we were geared up for this kind of heat but we aren’t, lets face it most of the time it rains and is pretty miserable. Yes, I am a realist. That’s what England is known for.

At the moment it is so hot that the grass verges and countryside are drying out and becoming brown with the drought. There is also the smell of hot tarmac as the roads melt beneath the car wheels. That’s just how warm it is at the moment.

I’m a summer person and I feel down when we have dark cold days and long nights during the winter. So, it’s nice to have these bright cheerful, sunny days to wake up to each morning. It makes you feel happy inside but it does have a down side. I’m not sure how our readers in warmer climates cope but the heat is slowly sapping all my energy and I feel tired all the time.

This is having a serious impact on our sex lives. We go to bed and lay next to each other cooling down pre-coitus and the next thing we know, both of or us are out for the count. Just how do you manage to keep up with your sex lives when all you feel like doing is sleeping despite having a huge desire to fuck the pants off each other.

Can anyone give me some tips on how to combat this heat malaise before I go mad. We have tried screwing in front of a fan but it just blows hot air up our asses. :D And our staying power is not as it should be, taking an ice cream break mid fuck can be messy. LOL

Help I need more sex!

©AlexSuze.com 2005,2006

Hustle And Buzzle

The weather over here in the UK is still exceptionally hot. I love heatwave’s apart from the evening (indoors) it’s just too hot for having energetic sex. You just want to fuck slowly in front of a fast rotating fan. Unfortunately none of that has been on the cards for the past few days.

So in an attempt to put some fire back in to our sex lives we decided last night to head off in to the wilds for a bit of outside sex. We got up bright and early this morning and put shorts and t-shirts on and nothing else apart from sandals. After all, less to take off or put back on in a hurry. I hoped the later would not occur but it has to be considered. LOL.

We live on the edge of some of the finest countryside in the country, very fortunate indeed. With some lovely secluded places to enjoy a bit of outdoor sex. Quite literally within a few minutes we can be off the beaten track. I packed a small picnic and plenty of water (we would be needing it). I contemplated sunblock but I don’t think it would taste nice when licked from nipples or cock. :D

I almost forgot the blanket and threw it in the car at the last minute. If there is one thing you can be doing without, it’s grass stains or bugs up your bum.

The last time we had outdoor sex is very clear in my mind, it was the same day we had the terrible car accident. So not an event I was liable to forget. All was well, if not a little sticky until the spin we had. But I wasn’t going to let that bring me down, today was about getting back on track and for us that means lots of fun and sex.

On the way into the national park there were several cars parked up by the side of the road, rather suspiciously displaying their headlights on one of the brightest days of the year. People do not normally sit around on such a hot day with their headlights on full beam. It was quite obviously a sign to fellow doggers that they were up for some action. Don’t ask me how I know, in fact if you have been reading this blog for some time you will already know that I wrote about dogging protocol some months ago.

So now I am a bit of a dogging expert. Oh, that sounded quite wrong, didn’t it? LOL I mean I’m fully aware of what to look out for. These people are not the most discreet but if you want to attract fellow participants I suppose you can’t be slow or shy. ;)

We drove through the park and parked up off the road under a tree, hoping to keep the car cool for our return. After all we would be hot and bothered enough already. Alex grabbed the picnic and I took the blanket and we pushed our way through the undergrowth. I got scratched quite a few times on the legs by the bramble bushes. It was truly like being in the wilderness and I hoped far from any prying eyes.

After about 5 minutes of battling our way through the jungle we arrived at a small clearing with some soft grass, illuminated by streams of sunlight cutting through the leafy canopy. Ideal for an outdoor fuck. Only the wildlife to bear witness to our naughty exploits.

I lay the blanket out on the ground and knelt in front of Alex who had placed the hamper down on the grass to one side of us. He looks so good in shorts, with his toned legs and tight ass. I took hold of the zipper in my left and hand and reached inside for his cock with my right. He was semi hard, the naughty guy was obviously more than ready for this. With a quick flick of the wrist his cock was taking in the fresh air.

The tip glistened invitingly before my eyes and without thought I leaned forward and took him inside my mouth. I worked up and down his shaft a few times, sliding my tongue languorously around his hard flesh. This had the desired effect and he stood to attention through his open flies. I reached down and undid the waistband and zipper of my shorts and wriggled out of them.

Alex stood before me, hands on hips, cock thrust forward ready for action. How could I say no. I rolled over on to my back, raising my legs high in to the air. He unbuttoned his shorts, letting them fall to the floor. My heart began to beat faster and I became aware that I really, really needed him inside me. I had missed this intimacy over the past few days. Alex dropped to his knees and sidled up to my ass cheeks. He took my legs in his arms either side of his body and I wrapped them around his neck, lifting my pussy up towards his erection. Angling myself down on to his cock.

He pushed inside me and I felt a shiver run down my spine, the hairs pick up on the back of my neck, my pussy quiver in submission. Slowly he ran his shaft in and out of me, coating his erection in my juices. Oiling the piston, which was soon going to pound in to me with unrestrained passion.

Alex withdrew his cock slowly and then pushed right up to hilt, I felt his balls slap my ass cheeks. Then he picked up pace and the tip began to massage my g-spot bringing me closer to my orgasm. All that could be heard was the sound of the birds and insects as Alex slapped rhythmically against me. Then I heard it.

“Buzzzzz”. I opened my eyes and focused in the direction of the sound. It was a honey bee and only inches from my right arm. I’m not one to panic about such things. Not being frightened of bees or wasps and for that matter spiders. I know this may be slightly unusual for a girl but I have never been scared of any of these. Maybe my girl friends were all “girly-girls”? I just ignored the bee and watched as it hovered over my arm.

Alex had noticed too because his thrusting had all but stopped as he tried not to catch it’s attention. Then came another buzz just to the left and Alex had one flying around his head. He had stopped now with his cock still inside my moist swollen pussy. Then came another around my feet. One by one more and more of them began to show up for the show.

All the entomological interest did nothing for our passion and Alex pulled his cock out of me and settled back on the blanket next to me. His cock was still fairly hard, pointing up towards the sky wet and shiny. Even more bees had now turned up and it seemed best that we moved.

I grabbed the blanket being careful not to upset the nasty fuckers and Alex picked up the unopened picnic box. By the time we walked back to the car my legs were covered in lacerations from the fauna and I looked like I had been pulled backwards through a hedge. The moment had passed, so we decided to drive back home and picnic on the back garden, somehow that seemed to be the safest option but not appropriate for outdoor sex.

So until next time…

©AlexSuze.com 2005,2006

Emotional Roller Coaster

Well what an emotional roller coaster we have both been on these past few days. I attended the doctors on Thursday and he confirmed what we already suspected, that I wasn’t pregnant. He gave me a very thorough check over and talked to me for a while. His conclusion was that my delay was due to stress. I suppose I hadn’t really given much thought to just how stressed I have been of late.

Financial matters stemming from not having a job and family problems it seems have all contributed to my stressful state, which in turn has taken its toll on my menstrual cycle. I suppose it has to come out somewhere.

It hadn’t occurred to me just how life changing even the thought of the possibility of having children was, before. I went from feeling concerned about being able to afford a baby to considering redecorating the spare bedroom. Then back again to feeling disappointed and relieved all at the same time. On balance, it is the wrong time for Alex and I to be having children but we do have time to get things right and a goal to aim for.

The whole experience, as our readers pointed out, has made us aware that we do want to have children one day. May we both thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for your warm wishes and support. It helps to know just how many of you people do genuinely care about us and that makes me feel so loved.

So for now we will settle for looking after our nephew and enjoying the experience of being part-time parents and the joy of giving him back when he is a pain in the…

©AlexSuze.com 2005,2006