A Little Bit Of Hanky Panky
It’s amazing, no matter how long you are on this earth there is always something new to learn in the world of sex. I was watching a television program the other night. Yes, it was on one of those naughty channels. You do know me well don’t you.Back to the story. Yes, there was a program that featured the “gay hanky code”. This was news to me, I had never heard of a hanky code. Some years ago I was informed that which ear you wore your earring in indicated your sexuality. But I have no idea now which way round they should be. So for all I know there could be lots of ladies thinking I’m lesbian. Come to think of it how good would that be? Note to self: check out which side I should be wearing my earring to attract the ladies. Whoops, there I go again.
You’re probably all shouting at me now, that you already were aware of this. In which case I’m sorry it took me a while to catch up but bear with me. I particularly like the Lime Green code, perhaps coupled with the Grey Flannel code. Check out this site and study your hanky code now http://www.gaycityusa.com/HANKYCODES.htm .
These codes were apparently adopted for use in noisy bars and clubs. The idea being that you can visualise a person’s preference with no margin for error. Verbal communication in such an environment could possibly lead to all sorts of mix-ups.
It does rather simplify the whole pick up procedure. You don’t need to ask those embarrassing questions of your partner, the answers are there for all to see. Perhaps the heterosexual world could take a leaf out of this book. The only problem I can foresee with this method of sexual preference communication is not having enough pockets to contain your hankies. LOL.
You may have 20 different hankies and only 2 pockets. Ahhh, what a dilemma. I can just see it now. Me standing there pulling hanky after hanky out of my pocket, just like a magician. A naughty thought just occurred to me. How about having a little fun, instead of giving your uncle Sam a boring white monogrammed hanky next birthday… ©AlexSuze.com 2005,2006
11 Comments:
Wow, this is news to me. Do you ever feel like sometimes you are afraid of everything since it might be misconstrued?
What if I wore dark red but really should have been wearing robin's egg? Could be bad, lol.
I remember reading about the gay hanky code when I was about 18 in some sex encyclopaedia I bought (sneaked home and all that) and I thought it absurd back then, but I can definitely understand it because of the homophobia that still exists in the everyday world.
It reminds me of the film 'Colours', even though it's not related (lol).
I had read about it many years ago, but perusing that list, some just sound made up to fuck with someone. My question is where do you find all these colored hankys anyway?
There is a link on the site where you can actually buy the hankies.
That is amazing.
I've SEEN these in sex store...does anyone actually do this?!
Damn. Apparently I should be wearing green, lime green, and silver la-me...but sh*t, I keep forgetting which side to wear them on, and blowing my nose in them.
Oh yeah, and my name = yellow. Beware the brown and the yellow...
I remember the earring thing from years and years ago, the problem was that where I grew up it was one side and when I traveled to the other side of the country it was the other. So I was straight at home, but gay out of town. Hmmm, come to think of it, that might explain alot!
Honestly I think HATS would be better! Colored hats. Whatever happened to hats? In the old movies everyone is wearing a hat, now nothing. Bring back hats!
Way too much to memorize. I would have to keep a cheat sheet with me at all times...
My gay younger brother told me all about this on a crowded commuter train 30 years ago, with goggle-eyed, slack-jawed commuters listening in. The trouble was that my brother was deaf, and so spoke with quite a loud voice. I tried to look casual and unconcerned, all the while wishing that I'd learned to lip-read so that he could just whisper ;o)
From what I read the high school kids around here have a similar code with those funny plastic bracelets. Each color indicates how far they will go sexually.
example: Red means will give blow jobs, green will go all the way and so on and so forth.
I used to see all these teenagers walking around with all these crazy bracelets on wondering why they were wearing them. and when I read that I was shocked. But hey at least no guessing.
~B
Signgurl, and as more men are colour blind than women …
Ana, I’d probably have to wear plaid. LOL
Wanton, AAG, Can you imagine if you got the magic shop and the sex shop mixed up? You’d be OK getting the Hankies from the magic shop, but they’d give you very strange looks in the sex shop when you asked for white doves.
Pisser, glad to enlighten you. And in your case, which side you wear them would be very important.
Art, your jar would look rather dapper with a fedora.
Vincent V, I think a cheat sheet should be compulsory.
Late Starter, there’s a time and a place for everything. Perhaps that wasn’t it, but a priceless memory nonetheless.
B, I do red and green, but what’s amber? ;) Over here we have bracelets for charity, but now also soccer fans wear them, That could get confusing.
LOL omg you would need a lot of pockets.. sheesh this list lol
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