AlexSuze Sex Toy Reviews Sex Toy Reviews by Suze and Alex

I’ve seen them I was fully aware of pussy pumps but was never really tempted to try one. That was until Nice Sex Toys sent one out for me to try. Have you guessed what I am talking about yet? There is a clue in the title of this post.

Ok, I’ll tell you. I got my very own pussy pump and to be honest I was slightly wary of it. Don’t ask why. On reflection I suppose it is because it really doesn’t resemble your standard image of a sex toy.

But that is where my adventurous side kicks in. Ask yourself how many times you have declined a culinary delight based on preconceptions of how you think it will taste or even on how it looks. I did this for many years but decided one day to broaden my horizons and try things, if only once.

You never know if you like something unless you try it, right?

Based on this philosophy I decided to give this unusual Vagina Cup by Playsafe a try. And I’m glad that I did. Put aside your judgement and open your mind…

No batteries required for this one.

The Vagina Cup is totally safe to use and here is a brief rundown of it’s features

The cup is fully detachable for cleaning and made from ABS plastic with a soft PVC edge for comfort. It also features a clear cup allowing you to monitor your size
It has a single handed pump action trigger
A quick release valve ensures safe play

Alex being Alex, wanted to watch me play with myself.

I put the new DVD in the drive and pressed play then placed the cup over my vulva and pressed it against my flesh for good purchase. Then I started to pump with Alex watching intently from down the bed. He is such a naughty boy.

The pump is easy to operate and within moments had attached to me sufficiently for me to let go. I could now feel the gentle pull on my pussy lips as it began to suck me in to the vacuum within the Vagina Cup.

I could feel the rush of blood in to my vaginal area and the tingle created by the continual suction. In honesty I could feel the pull on my pussy lips and tension created by the cup but it wasn’t quite hitting the spot in terms of masturbatory pleasure. But I think this is where the pump comes in to its own.

Whilst I may not have been taken to the heights of ecstasy I can well see how someone in to this kind of stimulation would have been tripping by now. And to be honest I felt slightly cheated that I hadn’t climaxed.

But thing is I was misunderstanding the functionality of this toy. It has a legacy that isn’t totally apparent at the start…

Yes the experience was pleasant at the point I stopped pumping. I could have gone on longer but I think the far more experienced would be suited to that. This is the wonderful thing about this toy, its versatility. You can apply as little or as much suction as you like on your vagina.

Unbeknown to me there was a little surprise waiting.

I decided that I needed to come and come quickly. Although the Vagina Cup had enlivened me it hadn’t quite done the dirty.
Hitting the release valve with my right hand, I retrieved my favourite clit vibe from my bedside drawer with the other.

I passed Alex the Vagina Cup and he immediately placed the cup over his nose. Savouring my sexual fragrance from the plastic. Fuck! He does some things which simply turn me right on.

That clit vibe was soon in place and working on me. As soon as contact was made I knew the pump had worked its magic. I was so fucking sensitive and only seconds. Not minutes later I was bucking and thrusting as I came. No preamble, no warning I just exploded in to the most mind blowing orgasm.

So one question remains.

Do I like this toy? The answer is simple and possibly for the most unexpected reasons. Yes, it is a fantastic pre clit play toy and I’ve yet to try fucking afterwards!

Posted under Pussy Pumps

Bedtime Heaven sent me the Topco Night Moves Seduction to test because it is new to the market and an interesting design. I must admit when I opened the package I thought it was trying to be a little over ambitious. I hold my hands up now, I was oh so wrong!

Little Miss Seduction is interesting in many ways, let me tell you all about her…

She is constructed from soft touch Cyberskin and which is phthalate free and body safe
With dual motors she will get yours running very quickly
There are 7 functions of vibration and vibration with variable speed settings
With a g-spot curve and a bendable spine you are able to direct your pleasure to right where you want it
Seduction is waterproof so can accompany you in to the bathroom
Powered by 3 x AAA batteries she packs a punch
The curved wave is wonderfully ribbed and has dual external ticklers which are bound to hit the spot
She has an insertable length of 10cm and a maximum girth of 13cm

The afternoon in the garden got a little too hot to be weeding so we retired to the bedroom. We were going to have a little rest but we are both so in to our toy testing that we decided to test one of our toys.

Alex selected one and I obviously went for the Seduction Vibrator.

Laying next to each other on the bed I placed the Seduction between my legs to bring it up to body temperature, despite the warmth outside the bedroom was still cool. Which is good when you want to cool down.

The batteries were already loaded in my toy and I pulled it from between my legs to study the controls. There is a + and – button to control the speed and a “F” button to cycle through the functions, no over complication to feel your way round.

I pushed the vibe in to my pussy which was already wet and accepting. I felt the creek of the vibe vertebrae as it entered me and thought there was no way that I could keep the correct bend on this toy and insert it.

Really I shouldn’t have worried and it gets even better!

Once up to the hilt I pushed the + button and the vibe burst in to life and what a powerful little vibrator it is. Totally forgetting that the vibe is bendable I pushed the clit tickler towards my clit expecting the vibe to kick out in the opposite direction. And of course it didn’t, much to my joy.

The clit vibe was resting in just the right spot to buzz my clit, I pushed the F button and the pulsations rippled through my clit. Fuck! It took my breath away. It is so rare that you find a toy which fits you and this one is so versatile it can be made to fit you. I have received emails from girls who say that certain toys particularly if they are petite do not fit their anatomy.

Well, look no more because this one WILL fit you.

That is the beauty of the bendable spine in this toy coupled with the dual motors which vibrated me in to submission. Just when I thought this toy couldn’t please me any more I tried something else.

I used my PC muscles to pull the g-spotter towards my sweet spot and it bent inside me, fitting me better than any estimated curvature I could have manually created. Can you tell, I am sold on this vibe? It is a revelation in design for all girls large or small.

Sorry I’m loosing the plot due to my enthusiasm.

Now with the perfect fit for both my g-spot and clit I was in a world of my own. Don’t ask me what Alex was doing even though he was right next to me. Another push of the function button and the pulsations blew my mind.

This vibrator has it all…

I came…

…and the Seduction conquered.

I have absolutely nothing negative to say about this toy from TopCo. And take it from me that takes some achieving. Buy now then, go and have fun.

Oh, I just thought of one. The ass tickler didn’t do it for me but I’m not complaining because it hit the spot everywhere else.

Posted under vibrators

Bedtime Heaven sent me the Topco Night Moves Seduction to test because it is new to the market and an interesting design. I must admit when I opened the package I thought it was trying to be a little over ambitious. I hold my hands up now, I was oh so wrong!

Little Miss Seduction is interesting in many ways, let me tell you all about her…

She is constructed from soft touch Cyberskin and which is phthalate free and body safe
With dual motors she will get yours running very quickly
There are 7 functions of vibration and vibration with variable speed settings
With a g-spot curve and a bendable spine you are able to direct your pleasure to right where you want it
Seduction is waterproof so can accompany you in to the bathroom
Powered by 3 x AAA batteries she packs a punch
The curved wave is wonderfully ribbed and has dual external ticklers which are bound to hit the spot
She has an insertable length of 10cm and a maximum girth of 13cm

The afternoon in the garden got a little too hot to be weeding so we retired to the bedroom. We were going to have a little rest but we are both so in to our toy testing that we decided to test one of our toys.

Alex selected one and I obviously went for the Seduction Vibrator.

Laying next to each other on the bed I placed the Seduction between my legs to bring it up to body temperature, despite the warmth outside the bedroom was still cool. Which is good when you want to cool down.

The batteries were already loaded in my toy and I pulled it from between my legs to study the controls. There is a + and – button to control the speed and a “F” button to cycle through the functions, no over complication to feel your way round.

I pushed the vibe in to my pussy which was already wet and accepting. I felt the creek of the vibe vertebrae as it entered me and thought there was no way that I could keep the correct bend on this toy and insert it.

Really I shouldn’t have worried and it gets even better!

Once up to the hilt I pushed the + button and the vibe burst in to life and what a powerful little vibrator it is. Totally forgetting that the vibe is bendable I pushed the clit tickler towards my clit expecting the vibe to kick out in the opposite direction. And of course it didn’t, much to my joy.

The clit vibe was resting in just the right spot to buzz my clit, I pushed the F button and the pulsations rippled through my clit. Fuck! It took my breath away. It is so rare that you find a toy which fits you and this one is so versatile it can be made to fit you. I have received emails from girls who say that certain toys particularly if they are petite do not fit their anatomy.

Well, look no more because this one WILL fit you.

That is the beauty of the bendable spine in this toy coupled with the dual motors which vibrated me in to submission. Just when I thought this toy couldn’t please me any more I tried something else.

I used my PC muscles to pull the g-spotter towards my sweet spot and it bent inside me, fitting me better than any estimated curvature I could have manually created. Can you tell, I am sold on this vibe? It is a revelation in design for all girls large or small.

Sorry I’m loosing the plot due to my enthusiasm.

Now with the perfect fit for both my g-spot and clit I was in a world of my own. Don’t ask me what Alex was doing even though he was right next to me. Another push of the function button and the pulsations blew my mind.

This vibrator has it all…

I came…

…and the Seduction conquered.

I have absolutely nothing negative to say about this toy from TopCo. And take it from me that takes some achieving. Buy now then, go and have fun.

Oh, I just thought of one. The ass tickler didn’t do it for me but I’m not complaining because it hit the spot everywhere else.

Posted under vibrators

You can never have enough clit vibrators or for that matter clitoral orgasms. Lol I have a variety of toys for bringing me off but nothing like the Acupoint Duo Massager. And I asked if Nice Sex Toys could send one over for me to play with.

Unlike other clit vibes the Acupoint has two ends to play with, one has three levels of pulsation and the other three levels of vibration. Each end operates independently or both ends together if you need a little extra.

I inserted the 4 AAA batteries into the vibrator and it was good to go. It measures 24cm in length and sits nicely in the hand with the controls being operated via push buttons in the centre of the vibrator. The construction is plastic which I find conducts vibrations effectively.

This vibrator is also dual function, it can be used to stimulate the clit and the g-spot with one nub being bigger than the other for concentrated stimulation.

Once loaded with batteries I placed it between our pillows on the bed to keep it safe for use later. It was the Easter holiday and I had all the time in the world to play later, there were jobs to be done in the garden.

A few hours later and with my back aching we decided to come in to the house and have a cuppa and half an hour in bed relaxing to stretch out our backs. Rather than laying on the bed I undressed, slipped in to my sleep t-shirt and climbed in to bed. Alex was taking a pee in the bathroom.

I turned on the television and started to watch Charlie and the chocolate factory for the umpteenth time. Reaching over to Alex’s side of the bed I grabbed the DVD control and turned it on. The DVD from the night before was already in the drive. Queue hot blonde getting fucked up the ass by a bloke, she was sucking air between her teeth in an annoying fashion so I turned the volume down. Better.

Alex walked in to the bedroom stark bollock naked and slipped in beside me. I turned to spoon with him and feel the warmth of his flesh on me. I closed my eyes feeling safe and warm in his embrace. A little weary I started to drift off.

The next thing I know Alex is kissing the back of my neck and whispering. What was he saying? I listened intently for him to repeat his words.

“I want to fuck you, climb up on to your knees”, he suggested urgently.

Half asleep I complied, lifting the hem of my t-shirt up displaying my round ripe ass and parting my legs. He didn’t need asking and moved between my legs pushing his cock deep inside me.

Whilst dozing I must have been thinking dirty thoughts because I was wet, no I was soaking. I’m such a dirty bitch! But always ready. We were perfectly aligned and he was massaging my g-spot with his cock, so much so that I wanted to take a pee.

As he thrust in and out of me the Acupoint caught my eye, nuzzled between the pillows just waiting to be used. I reached over with my right hand and took hold of it. Alex was now well in to his stride and I momentarily forgot what I was doing. I rotated the Acupoint so the larger of the two nubs was pointing down and pushed the button a couple of times.

I don’t think Alex even noticed that I had picked up the vibrator he was going for it so hard. The powerful vibrations were resonating in the tip and I pushed my hand back between my legs. Gently I located my clit being careful not to push it too far and collide with Alex’s cock.

As soon as I placed it over my clit I could feel myself about to explode. The fucking combined with the pulses of vibration rippling through my clit were conspiring to bring me to orgasm and I was enjoying every moment.

Moments later I was coming and I made no secret of it, moaning and declaring to all the world that I was COMING! I could hear Alex moan, almost growl as he continued to slam in to me with purpose.

I was sure he could feel the vibrations travelling through me, he was now fucking me like a thing possessed. Without holding back I came again and that was enough to tip him over the edge, with one almighty thrust which sent me towards the headboard he twitched and gyrated as he pumped his seed inside me.

Once the spasms and involuntary twitching subsided he collapsed on the bed at the side of me. I rolled over on to my side and we lay embracing, breathless with the Acupoint between us on the bed.

All I need to do now is try it out on my g-spot but I need to recover first.

Posted under Clitoral Stimulators, vibrators

My Lovers Wand from California Exotics is a no frills instrument of pleasure and when Bedtime Heaven sent it to me I couldn’t wait to see if it would grant me my wish.

Friday night left me lacking in energy but eager to have some sexual satisfaction. I don’t know if I am on the verge of getting another cold but I felt drained.

The Lover’s Wand seemed like the ideal toy to start the evening. And so whilst Alex showered away the grime of the week I took to the bedroom complete with my new toy.

I loaded the batteries and was eager to put it to good use and didn’t read about the features until later. But the Lover’s Wand…

Takes 2 x AAA batteries and is operated via a multi speed dial on the base
It is constructed of phthalate free, soft unscented body safe material
Featuring a floating ball which resonates for added intensity
Can be used in the bath as it is waterproof
With a length of 15.24cm x 3.17cm

As Alex stepped in to the shower I turned on the DVD player for some accompaniment. Porn is a good visual stimulus whilst you masturbate. I fast forward to the attractive brunette getting a good fucking on the stairs then slipped between the sheets clutching my new toy.

In the background I could hear Alex humming and I was hoping to be joining him in song shortly. My hand discovered that my pussy was already dripping. I collected up moisture on my middle and index fingers and traced it around my clit. Attempting to bring yourself off on your clit when it is dry is a no, no. It leaves it tender for a day or so.

A slight turn of the base fired the clit vibe in to action and I eased it between my legs. Because the cup is so soft and flexible it encased my clit without being uncomfortable. It felt more like a caress and the ball rested against my engorged nub.

It felt good just to hold it in position and absorb the vibrations it was producing. Another slight turn increased the speed on the vibrator and intensity of the reverberation to a very pleasant level. I shifted slightly and crossed my ankles, squeezing my buttocks. The Suze technique on orgasm focusing which works time and time again.

The soft cup and the pulsing against my clit coupled with the good fucking he was giving that girl on the carpet was bringing me closer to heaven. The tell tale tingling was in its infancy. It needed a little added something to take me off in to the stratosphere.

Fuck! Her tits have a wonderful movement when she is being fucked doggy style…

I start to move the cup from side to side over my clit, adding another dimension of stimulation to my already aroused genitalia. The ball is massaging me in all the right places. The tingling is intensifying and I bear down against the mattress, pushing my right foot on to my left in a pre orgasmic embrace. The nerves in my pelvic girdle are triggered and ready to explode.

I’m now waggling my clit from side to side with eager anticipation of the inevitable rush I am about to encounter. My eyes are now shut and allowing me to focus on this one act of sheer indulgent pleasure.

Instinctively my movements change to an up and down caress. I feel the warmth on the back of my hand first, then the embrace of fingers over mine. I open my eyes to see Alex in his bathrobe leaning over me, taking control of my Lover’s Wand.

I offer no resistance, his attentions add to my pleasure. Eyes closed I can now lay back and simply enjoy. My pussy is pulsing now and my tingles are spreading throughout my lower body. Pushing against the mattress, tilting my pelvis I twitch then begin to tremble uncontrollably as my orgasm explodes between my legs. I place my hand over Alex’s, there is no need to continue movement. My clit is so sensitive the merest movement sends me in to convulsions. He leaves it laying there momentarily as I come down from my sexual high.

This toy is a wonderful clit vibe for both the beginner and the experienced masturbator. I only have one criticism to make, it is quite noisy and could not be used discreetly but in its favour it is a very powerful vibrator too so I wouldn’t discount it.

Posted under Clitoral Stimulators

I fancied an up and downer and asked for the professional help of Bedtime Heaven to select a good one for me. There are so many vibrators to choose from I am sometimes a little lost as to which to test drive.

They sent out the Intimate Liasons Utopia Rabbit for me to try. It looks both classy and like it can do the business.

This toy stood on the floor by my bed for a few days before I decided to reach down and try it out. For me a toy has to fit in with my bedroom pleasures and an appropriate moment presented itself whilst Alex took a bath.

I believe that vibes are best test driven on your own if you have a partner because you can then get in to the correct mind set. Yes, I know I can have cock when I want it but it is nice to be a single girl again and try these toys out.

Let me tell you a little about my friend.

The Utopia Rabbit is powerful and as such requires 6 x AA batteries, greedy but very, very powerful
It has 6 modes of rotating thrusting beads and 6 speeds of pulsating clitoral stimulation
Phthalates free you can be sure that it is safe to use
Operated by push button control pleasure is only a click away
It has 3 rows of rotating thrusting beads for vaginal stimulation and 4 rows of thrusting beads to stimulate the entrance to your pussy
Generous in size the insertable length is 15cm with a 13.5cm circumference, guaranteed to have you moaning Lol

I squoze a small blob of water based lube on to the tip and ran it around the cock shaped head to ease penetration. It felt slightly cold as the tip touched my pussy lips and parted them, I pressed the rabbit ears control and the tickling buzz started to work on my clit.

Now time for the action, I pressed once on the vibrator control and it burst in to action. It felt strange rotating round inside me at first and then I started to LOVE it. With a second click I found the ideal continuous setting.

This vibe really does the trick, there are some vibrators which don’t quite deliver. This one does. The beads can be clearly felt through the soft casing, each one massaging your inner walls. And the clit vibe…need I say more. I didn’t even venture any of the other setting for either the rabbit’s ears or the vibrator.

I know when I have found the perfect combination and I certainly had. Experimentation could wait for another day. This is a really good simulation of the real thing, that is if he has steel beads on his cock. Only kidding. The simulated thrusting is second to none and the power is awesome.

That’s another thing I have found with mechanised movement vibrators, they can be under powered and leave you cold when you start to grip them. They seize up and haven’t the power to bring you to orgasm. No fear of that happening with the Utopia Rabbit.

It massaged and pulsed and massaged and pulsed and I came. I came with such intensity that I thought I was going to wet myself. The tip had worked wonders on my g-spot. I can only praise this rabbit vibrator because it is the one I have been waiting for and I cannot recommend it strongly enough.

As you can tell, I liked it. No I LOVED IT! I’m so enthusiastic that I’m shouting now.

Alex entered the bedroom and I didn’t even hear him. As I opened my eyes on my way back down to earth, he was stood by the bed. “You liked that didn’t you?”, he said with a smile. “Oh, yes”, I replied.

Like most rabbits, it can be a little noisy in use because of it’s multiple functions, thrusting motion and power. The noises you will make should drown out the Utopia rabbit. Not a toy to be used in the dead of night with your auntie Mabel next door. But then again, when I come I definitely make more noise than my toys, so that doesn’t worry me.

Posted under vibrators

When I requested the Tenga Egg from Bedtime Heaven for review I was in for a bit of a shock. It arrived in the usual discrete plain envelope, but when I was handed it by the postman I thought he’d given me the wrong package.

The reason?

Tenga EggMasturbators are really small, about the size of a goose egg. I was expecting something large because over time, from the original Ona-cup to the Tenga Flip Hole, Tenga masturbators have slowly grown in size.

With the new eggs Tenga have taken the masturbator in the other direction. They have stripped it down to its bare essentials and created great little sex toys for men.

The egg comes wrapped in a plastic covering, over an unmarked hard plastic shell. This means that once unwrapped the egg is very innocuous and really does look like a white goose egg. The instructions on the outer wrapper are in Japanese so are not much use to me. Though it’s pretty obvious what goes where, LOL

The egg masturbator itself sits in the hard plastic case, inside that is a polythene tube with a small sachet of lube inside it. The tube acts to help the ultra soft and stretchy egg masturbator stay in shape when in transit.

Out of it’s packaging and with a squirt of lube inside the egg looks like a piece of squid ready for the barbie. It slips easily over any sized penis and although only 7cm long can be stretched to cover the whole of my cock (3 times that length).

What does it feel like? Very, very nice. There are three internal contours to choose from Wave, Clicker and Spider. The one I tried for this review, Spider, has a cobweb style design of raised lines, like the longitude and latitude lines on a globe, only on the inside and much more fun. There’s also a bobbly bit in the very end to add the finishing touch to the stimulation.

On its own such a soft and pliable toy would probably fall flat, if it were in a case like the original Tenga sex toys. With the Tenga Egg the grip of your hand applies and controls the pressure, and therefore sensation you achieve. There’s instant feedback and therefore immediate pleasure.

When you pull the Tenga Egg right onto you penis it stretched to the point of almost transparency. An interesting sight for you and one which Suze enjoyed; Hypnotised by my cock again. I had to let her have a go. *Grin*

When she grabbed the egg and my cock I lay back and concentrated on the sensation. The contours are subtle but very effective. They allow you to masturbate as gently or as hard as you wish, the lube contained inside the Tenga Egg by its own elasticity making the masturbatory experience hugely enjoyable and not messy.

This applies equally to the happy finish. Suze enjoys seeing me cum and with most masturbators she’s denied this because they are opaque and hide the event away. With a translucent tip when full stretched over your penis you and your partner can see you cumming, filling the toy with semen.

I let myself go and allowed Suze to bring me off quickly, both of us were eager to see what ejaculation would look like into the egg. I can confirm it is interesting and exciting to see the semen pumped from the tip of your cock and fill the inside of the Tenga Egg.

Cleaning is as simple as it gets, the flexibility and one piece design make a quick rinse followed by some anti-bac soap the only maintenance required after use. The Tenga Egg is currently drying (inverted) in our bathroom after only a few seconds cleaning.

Once dry you can slip the egg back into its hard shell and with the addition of some more lube you’ll be using it again in no time. Because of the case the egg is a very practical travel toy. It will fit almost anywhere and will go unnoticed in any suitcase.

This may be the best value Tenga Masturbator ever. A great idea that I can recommend to anyone wanting to try a masturbator for the first time, or looking to add an easily portable toy to their collection.

Posted under Tenga, males sex toys, masturbators

Frozen Fountain Glass Butt Plug Review

The glass butt plug sent to me by Nice Sex Toys is a genuinely marvelous object. Disregarding its function as a sex toy it could be a beautiful object d’arte for your living room. Though it could be rather disturbing if a your mother spotted it and said “I’ve got one of those …”.

This is not a toy for the anal beginner. Even I, as someone who has experimented with anal toys for some time found, this one is a bit of a challenge.

Whenever you indulge in anal play you have to ensure you’re relaxed an have plenty of lube to hand. The lube is especially true of silicone and glass toys, lube tends to rub off these surfaces so a nice viscous consistency. I worked a liberal amount of lube into my ass with the tip of the butt plug. I gently pushed the tip inside as I lay on my back.

The taper of the butt plug is not graduated so you get an ever increasing stretching of your anus around it as you push it home. I found that I had to remove it several times and ensure there was plenty of lube around to get it to slip into place. It was I have to say a relief to have the widest part of the toy enter me and feel my ass close around it, the base resting against the outside of my ass.

Suze was watching all this and decided to join in, gently moving the base of the plug, even tapping on the glass to send vibrations up inside me. I felt very filled by the toy but it lacked the specific stimulation a male oriented toy would have because it does specifically press against the prostate. It’s more of a generic anal toy.

I slowly stroked myself to erection and did become more aware of the mass of the glass butt plug the more erect I came. Suze waited until I was fully erect before presenting her buttocks and pouting pussy to me. It was an interesting sensation, moving around towards her in preparation for a doggy style fuck. I was apprehensive that the size of this butt plug would make movement difficult. As it turns out the amount of lube I’d used meant I was simply aware of weight of the borosilicate glass tugging slightly at my ass.

I slipped into Suze’s welcoming pussy and slowly worked up a rhythm. The butt plug was certainly adding to the experience, its weight pulling slightly at my ass and the feeling of fullness becoming even more distinct as I got closer to orgasm. When I did cum we both enjoyed it. Suze because she loves to know I have something inside me and me because of the naughtiness of using a butt plug. That feeling never seems to get old.

I was a little cautious about removing the butt plug and removed all traces of external lubrication before gently but firmly pulling it out. The removal brought a feeling of release and for some time afterwards that I had been deeply penetrated.

Like any other glass butt plug this one is easy to clean and beautiful to look at. Its weight adds to the experience of sex, though for a guy the fact that it’s not shaped specifically for the male anatomy means that you’ll not get any P-Spot stimulation to speak of.

If you want a visually appealing and challenging butt plug then this might be the one for you.

Posted under anal toys

Froggie Thai Beads

I didn’t expect Suze to object when I asked Nice Sex Toys to send me the Froggie Thai Beads for review. She does like shoving things up may ass. She enjoys seeing my reaction as first she eases a toy into me and then as she withdraws it.

The specs first: The beads are made of one piece of silicone and are therefore very soft and easy to clean. The first bead that you insert is the smallest and the subsequent four, up to the frog’s head shaped handle are each slightly larger than the last.

Towel laid out and water based lube to hand I got onto all fours and waited while Suze lubed my ass and the beads. She gently fed the first on into my ass and found that if she waited a moment the natural muscular contractions drew the beads in until the next one was just outside my opening and ready to be pushed inside with a little lube and a finger.

Each bead on it’s own, particularly the first was not particularly noticeable, but as one bead after another was drawn inside me I began to feel slightly full in my rectum. Because the Froggie Thai Beads are soft you don’t get intense stimulation when they are in place. It’s the insertion and as I was about to find out their removal that really gives the most enjoyment.

With the Thai anal beads nestling inside me I tried moving around. I was certainly aware of their presence, but these anal beads don’t give higlhy intense stimulation. You know they’re there but they aren’t going to rock your world if they stay put.

I asked Suze to remove the beads and that was when I felt the most sensation. She gently pulled the handle of the beads until the largest was pressing against my inner sphincter. I relaxed and let it escape, feeling it widen me and emerge causing me to experience a gratifying but otherwise indescribable sensation of release. Suze continued to pull and released the next three beads with similar, but slightly diminishing effect.

“Put them back in” I said.

“You want me to do that again?” replied Suze “You really enjoyed that then.”

”I always like new experiences” …

So we tried again and this time when it came to remove the beads I could sense Suze was enjoying each one emerging from my ass, released by my tight sphincter. Enjoying it almost as much as me.

This is a simple anal sex toy and one that even beginners can enjoy. You don’t have to insert the whole toy unless you really want to, but of course you might not be able to stop at one …

I’ll be sure to be trying out the Froggie Thai Beads on Suze really soon.

Posted under Anal Beads, Mantic, anal toys

The Fleshlight Girls

Let me introduce you to the Fleshlight Girls; They are Tera Patrick, Paris Lia19, Raven Riley, Puma Swede, Brooke Skye, Kat Young, Sandee Westgate and Vanilla DeVille.

The people at Fleshlight have obviously realised that there’s a market out there for something a little more personal than their original range of masturbators. Each of the “Fleshlight Girls” is moulded, on the outside at least, from a real porn star. Internally it’s a different matter, the Girls range incorporates what Fleshlight describe as “Lotus Texture”, a series of regular ribs along the inside of the soft sleeve.

I’ve tested a couple of Fleshlights before, from the original design with its whistling cap, through the redesigned casing and now with the porn star moulded inserts. Fleshlight appear to be steadily developing their products in the face of competition from manufacturers of other, similar products.

For the uninitiated a Fleshlight consists of a hard plastic case with a cap at each end. The end where you insert your cock is the wider one, where the bulb and lens would be on a flashlight. At the other end (where the batteries would be inserted) is a screw cap and vent holes. This allows you to vary the suction when using the Fleshlight. This hard case serves to house the soft inner part of the toy when in use and keep it safe and clean when in storage.

The Fleshlight can be completely disassembled and each part washed individually. So there are no fiddling around with awkward constructions or worries about if the toy is clean when you use it.

Because you can take the toy apart you can, if you wish, buy a variety of inserts for it and experience different sensations without having to buy a whole new toy each time.

Aside from the improved case design (which I think has been around for about 18 months) the Fleshlight Girls have a much thicker outer section around the vaginal opening. Older models skimped a bit on the material here and you often found yourself pressed against the hard plastic of the case instead of the soft insert. This change in design has made the toy much more comfortable to use, especially when you’re buried deep inside it, if you know what I mean.

Using a Fleshlight requires a lube. I suggest a good quality water based lube. Armed with a tube of lube and the Fleshlight Suze was tasked with assisting my test.

She slipped in a porn DVD, and with me propped up against the bedhead she coaxed me to erection. I didn’t take much coaxing. With Suze semi-naked next to me and the TV showing hardcore porn the thought of having her jack me off with a porn star’s pussy had obvious stimulating appeal.

When I was hard I grasped the base of my cock to allow Suze to dribble lube over it and the opening of the Fleshlight. Brooke Skye’s pussy was now wet and ready. Or so I thought.

The initial cool wet sensation of the lube and the un-warmed insert was very exciting, unfortunately Suze hadn’t got the lube very far into the toy so as she pressed it down onto my cock my frenulum started to drag on the insert and I winced. I explained the problem and it was easily resolved by sliding the Fleshlight up and down slowly getting deeper with each stroke thus spreading the lube further inside Brooke Skye’s Lotus textured pussy.

The lotus texture inside the masturbator insert is very effective. At first I thought it was a little too subtle to distinguish it from the original smooth inserts. However it soon became apparent it was just right …

Suze was finding that using the Fleshlight on me was a little difficult. This was because she has smaller hands than me and the Fleshlight is quite bulky and heavy. The other problem was that she hadn’t opened the vent at the top of the Fleshlight and the suction was at maximum so to speak.

With me now in control and the vent slightly open I enjoyed the tight Lotus texture of Brooke Skye’s pussy to the full. And so did Suze watching avidly. I found myself really enjoying this Fleshlight, more than any I’ve had before. The small refinements that have been made since its launch have really made a difference to its effectiveness as a toy.

I bought myself off after a couple of minutes with long deep strokes. When my eyes began to roll and it was obvious I was cumming Suze grabbed hold of the Fleshlight and unscrewed the cap at the base. She was too late to see me squirting, but said “Oooh, you’re still oozing cum.”

Why not buy the Fleshlight moulded on your favourite porn star’s own anatomy, slip in that old-faithful DVD of theirs and enjoy yourself?

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