Rocks Off 4US Cock Ring Review

4Us Cock Ring4Us Cock Ring review

Whenever you get a cock ring for a new sex toy review you have to ask the question “Exactly how does this differ from the ones I’ve reviewed before?” A cock ring is a cock ring, right?

Wrong. They are all different, in construction, shape and quality. The 4Us cock ring from Rocks-Off is made from their own Intramed silicone material. This makes it firm, yet soft and easy to clean. The ring is moulded in one piece and shaped to present its RO80 bullet against the female partner’s clitoris during sex.

Yes that’s right as always the 4Us cock ring is powered by an RO-80mm bullet. Rocks off point out that you can remove the bullet and leave it for your partner to play with while you’re out. Alternatively she can use it in her Rock Chick, another RO-80 powered sex toy.

The Intramed material means you do need to use a little lube to get the 4Us cock ring on your erect penis. It’s not as stretchy as the jelly style plastics used in most other cock rings. The means that it is more supportive of your cock, your erection and the RO80 bullet which has a not insubstantial mass. The firmer Intramed also conducts vibrations from the bullet better than soft jelly plastics.

Using the 4Us cock ring is an altogether different experience form using any other cock ring. You can feel the weight of the device on your erect member. The vibrations seem to encircle your penis and when you thrust inside your partner and press the cock ring between you both there’s an intense and shared increase in the stimulation.

To accommodate different sizes of penis the cock ring has a thinner section of Intramed at the opposite side of the ring from the vibrating bullet. This means that it’s comfortable (I sometimes have problems with cock rings being too tight), and means the corpus cavernosum (the ridge under your cock containing the urethra through which the semen travels when you reach orgasm) is unrestricted. This has the effect of giving you the erection maintaining benefits of a cock ring without the feeling of constriction that you can get when you orgasm when wearing one.

We had fun trying to work out which way round to wear the cock ring. Vibe up or down, vibe tilted forward of back? The two best ways we found were upright with the bullet tilting against me. That gave us both a buzz, literally, when our bodies came together. The other way, which worked for sex and for masturbation was with the bullet down and again pointing back at me. It gives your balls the shaking of their lives!

This is altogether a different sex toy, a rare departure from the run-of-the-mill designs available. It you like a nice soft jelly cock ring then this isn’t for you. But if you want something different, exciting and good for you both you should by a 4Us.

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Rocks Off Finger Tingles Vibrator Review

Finger Tingler

I’m always on the look out for something new and interesting to try out and this toy looks really versatile and could be used by horny males as well as females. ;)

As it turned out they couldn’t have sent it to me at a better time. The weekend was set to be a wet one, in stark contrast to the glorious weather we have been enjoying recently. Which means more time indoors, which equals more time to play.

If the weather had been good my time would have been split between outdoor chores and indoor phwores! Ok, I did try. You try getting something to rhyme with chores. Lol

I opened the packaging and removed the Finger Tingles and was surprised to feel the softness of the rubber, I had expected it to be firm. Instead it reminded me of my school days and playing with Play Doh. It had that same smooth soft finish to it. It felt like a pliable rubber tongue.

The Rocks Off Finger Tingles features the famous R80 bullet which we have all grown to love but there are some interesting new features with this toy

It is constructed from IntraMed a new compound with anti-microbial properties to help keep your toy clean.
The Finger Tingles has been constructed with a hole in the middle to be worn on a finger or to encapsulate the clitoris if desired. Or nipple, that one only just occurred to me. ;)
It’s controlled via the push button on/off switch mounted in the base and comes complete with a battery so you don’t have to go looking for one.
Is completely waterproof for none stop fun, even at bathtime.

Saturday was utterly miserable and wet and we both decided to make our way to the bedroom to test out our toys. Yes, I did say our toys. Alex had something he also wanted to test. So, we both opted for some naughty mutual masturbation.

Alex didn’t bother waiting for me and started to play with himself which spurred me on. I took the FT and rather than taking it to my cit which would have been my first reaction. It was made for clit play. I slipped out of my t-shirt dress and panties and climbed under the covers, leaving Alex exposed.

I pushed the button and the powerful but quiet vibrations started to emanate from the Finger Tingler vibrator. Using the tip I gently placed it over my areola and ran it around in a circle. It felt like a bee was buzzing around my pinkish brown corona and the small nodules around it began to rise.

Next I took the tip to my right nipple and felt the vibrations resonate through my now hardening nipple. It felt so good to take the time to stimulate an erogenous zone I rarely pay attention to, least not enough.

I was beginning to loose myself in the delightful experience of caresses and stimulation without full on masturbation. Alex was taking care of that. ;) It felt like I was indulging myself in some me time, loving myself and it felt good.

My nipples were so hard by now that they pulsed and were almost painfully engorged. Well, a kind of pleasurable pressure was building in them and they stood so proudly on end. Alex was watching and becoming more avid about his testing. ;0

My body seemed to be harmonising with the vibrations now and I couldn’t wait to move my hand down over my mons to seek out my wet firm button. I placed the tip of the Finger Tingle over my clitoral hood and let the vibrations do the work, no movement was required. I became aware of my clit swelling and urging me to play with it. I pushed my middle finger through the hole, gripping the bullet in my palm and placed my finger back on to my clit. The sensation was amazing, the contrast between my warm digit and the soft encapsulating hood teasing me was spellbinding.

I was taken by surprise because I really had no idea it would be such an excellent sex toy. The digital and vibratory combination was soon wooing me in to submission. I added a slight roll with my finger, an absent minded side to side wiggle.

This did the trick, within less than a minute I was digging my heels in to the bed and arching my back, shouting out ”Fuck” the international word for orgasm coming. I started to move my finger across my clit with more vigour and felt the moisture leach from me as I came. My finger was soaked.

It’s a good job that the Finger Tingler is waterproof. ;)

I’m full of praise for this little toy, you can slip it easily in to your handbag or pants and it is so quiet you could probably get away with wearing it in the office. Just don’t shout out “Fuuuuuck!” like me when it hits the spot. ;)

Fleshlight Girls – Brooke Skye

Brooke Skye FleshlightThe Fleshlight Girls

Let me introduce you to the Fleshlight Girls; They are Tera Patrick, Paris Lia19, Raven Riley, Puma Swede, Brooke Skye, Kat Young, Sandee Westgate and Vanilla DeVille.

The people at Fleshlight have obviously realised that there’s a market out there for something a little more personal than their original range of masturbators. Each of the “Fleshlight Girls” is moulded, on the outside at least, from a real porn star. Internally it’s a different matter, the Girls range incorporates what Fleshlight describe as “Lotus Texture”, a series of regular ribs along the inside of the soft sleeve.

I’ve tested a couple of Fleshlights before, from the original design with its whistling cap, through the redesigned casing and now with the porn star moulded inserts. Fleshlight appear to be steadily developing their products in the face of competition from manufacturers of other, similar products.

For the uninitiated a Fleshlight consists of a hard plastic case with a cap at each end. The end where you insert your cock is the wider one, where the bulb and lens would be on a flashlight. At the other end (where the batteries would be inserted) is a screw cap and vent holes. This allows you to vary the suction when using the Fleshlight. This hard case serves to house the soft inner part of the toy when in use and keep it safe and clean when in storage.

The Fleshlight can be completely disassembled and each part washed individually. So there are no fiddling around with awkward constructions or worries about if the toy is clean when you use it.

Because you can take the toy apart you can, if you wish, buy a variety of inserts for it and experience different sensations without having to buy a whole new toy each time.

Aside from the improved case design (which I think has been around for about 18 months) the Fleshlight Girls have a much thicker outer section around the vaginal opening. Older models skimped a bit on the material here and you often found yourself pressed against the hard plastic of the case instead of the soft insert. This change in design has made the toy much more comfortable to use, especially when you’re buried deep inside it, if you know what I mean.

Using a Fleshlight requires a lube. I suggest a good quality water based lube. Armed with a tube of lube and the Fleshlight Suze was tasked with assisting my test.

She slipped in a porn DVD, and with me propped up against the bedhead she coaxed me to erection. I didn’t take much coaxing. With Suze semi-naked next to me and the TV showing hardcore porn the thought of having her jack me off with a porn star’s pussy had obvious stimulating appeal.

When I was hard I grasped the base of my cock to allow Suze to dribble lube over it and the opening of the Fleshlight. Brooke Skye’s pussy was now wet and ready. Or so I thought.

The initial cool wet sensation of the lube and the un-warmed insert was very exciting, unfortunately Suze hadn’t got the lube very far into the toy so as she pressed it down onto my cock my frenulum started to drag on the insert and I winced. I explained the problem and it was easily resolved by sliding the Fleshlight up and down slowly getting deeper with each stroke thus spreading the lube further inside Brooke Skye’s Lotus textured pussy.

The lotus texture inside the masturbator insert is very effective. At first I thought it was a little too subtle to distinguish it from the original smooth inserts. However it soon became apparent it was just right …

Suze was finding that using the Fleshlight on me was a little difficult. This was because she has smaller hands than me and the Fleshlight is quite bulky and heavy. The other problem was that she hadn’t opened the vent at the top of the Fleshlight and the suction was at maximum so to speak.

With me now in control and the vent slightly open I enjoyed the tight Lotus texture of Brooke Skye’s pussy to the full. And so did Suze watching avidly. I found myself really enjoying this Fleshlight, more than any I’ve had before. The small refinements that have been made since its launch have really made a difference to its effectiveness as a toy.

I bought myself off after a couple of minutes with long deep strokes. When my eyes began to roll and it was obvious I was cumming Suze grabbed hold of the Fleshlight and unscrewed the cap at the base. She was too late to see me squirting, but said “Oooh, you’re still oozing cum.”

Why not buy the Fleshlight moulded on your favourite porn star’s own anatomy, slip in that old-faithful DVD of theirs and enjoy yourself?

Lexi’s Pocket Pussy Review

Lexie Pocket PussyIt’s not many guys that get to try out another woman’s vagina with the help of their partner. But I am one of those guys. This time it was the Lexi Pocket Pussy from Doc Johnson. Doc Johnson produce a range of compact and not so compact masturbators almost all of which are made from their famous UR3 material.

If you’re not familiar with UR3 it’s a soft, pliable yet firm plastic that feels very close to real skin. It’s also quite hardwearing and elastic. This means that you can give a doc Johnson pocket pussy a real pounding without fear of it fail on you. Personally though I wouldn’t opt for a quicky-wank with Lexi’s Pocket Pussy for reasons I’ll expand upon below.

The Lexi is, like all of Doc Johnson’s named products, modelled on a real person. If the casting is anywhere near faithful to the original then Lexi has very neat labia and a very tight opening to her vagina. Before use, perhaps while you’re cleaning the toy in preparation for its first use, you should slip two or three fingers into the opening of the toy to, well, break it in. If you don’t inserting your lubed penis into the pocket pussy can be fun later. Cleaning the toy also removes most of the colour from the labia minora of the toy. Doc Johnson seem to think that all women have bright pink lipstick on their pussies as all Doc Johnson sex toys seem to come with this colouration. LOL

The pussy is tubular in shape with a slight waist two thirds away from the vulva end with three light grooves on it, more to indicate the best position to hold the toy than to aid grip. Unless you go completely mad with the lube you’ll find UR3 is very easy to hold. Inside the vaginal walls you find that “Lexi” is gently bobbled rather than deeply ribbed.

Suze didn’t think she’d get to have a fiddle with this toy, but she was very wrong. I lay in bed in my customary 45 degree angled position (half propped up against the bed head) and let Suze twiddle with me until I was erect. She then dribbled water based lube (we use Pjur Aqua at the moment) onto my cock, then passed the lube to me and continued to stroke my penis while I applied a little more lube to the opening of the pocket pussy.

Even having stretched it while I was cleaning it earlier it was quite tricky to push myself inside. This is normal for UR3 toys and is great because it means they retain their satisfying tightness over time.

I slid in slowly, at first just pushing the tip of my cock inside, then deeper with each stroke as the lube worked its way up and around the inside of the toy. Applying pressure to the outer wall of the Pocket Pussy allows you to give extra stimulation to your cock as you masturbate, while leaving you pleasantly detached and giving you that “somebody else’s hand” feeling.

I suggested to Suze that I really did try someone else’s hand and let her take over. She really enjoyed herself, first trying on hand then two, squeezing and tugging. She especially liked the way in which she was able to press the toy down far enough that the tip of my cock popped out of the end. She said she liked to see the end of my penis, glistening with lube.

Anyway, she really enjoyed herself, which was fine by me because her milking of my cock – or was it Lexi milking my cock, was a real winner. The internal contours of the toy meant a long slow action was best and she soon realised this as my eyes rolled and I squirmed in response to her pumping my cock with Lexi’s pussy.

The Pocket Pussy is quiet too. Some masturbators slurp and suck, which can be a pleasant accompaniment to your wank but this one is quiet and therefore discrete.

The ejaculation was a sizzling bubbling one that erupted from the end of the pocket pussy like a white lava flow, a mixture of lube and cum.

We both enjoyed the toys for different reasons. It’s very pleasant to hold, not too big and very lifelike, at least externally. The Lexi Pocket Pussy is very easy to clean after use too. For the price you really can’t go wrong, this is a good quality toy, simple and effective. What more could you ask for?

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Fetish Fantasy Beginner’s Strap-On Review

Suze has developed a fascination with shoving things up my arse. You can see her video of this strap-on here. So the chance to try a Beginner’s Strap-On was an opportunity that she wasn’t about to pass up.

The Beginner’s Strap-on from Pipedream is just the sort of toy that works for those couples wanting to try a bit of strap-on action and those guys who might be a bit unsure about the idea.

Whether it’s about power exchange or the woman wanting to do a bit of thrusting this is a toy that ticks all the boxes for beginners in anal play. And I mean any sort of anal play. The harness is made from webbing with plastic adjusters, the pad behind the dildo/probe section is velvet and the retaining ring for the dildo is soft plastic.

The dildo itself is a soft, blue jelly plastic (don’t worry, it’s pthalate free) with a gently rounded tip and slender tapering length. It’s 12 centimetres long and at its widest 3 centimetres in diameter.

Seeing Suze with a cock, albeit an artificial one, is to say the least a bit odd. I’m not just talking about from my perspective. It made her a bit giggly and she couldn’t help but twang her new appendage as it stuck out in front of her. I laid out a towel and had the lube ready.

We tried three positions. First traditional doggy, that was good but getting the height right meant that the dildo kept falling out. Or more accurately springing out. At only 12 centimetres good hip control is needed to keep it inserted in your partner.

Next we tried with me on my side. Again the length of the dildo prevented Suze from making more than a few thrusts before it popped out of my ass.

Finally we tried with me on my back with my knees tucked up. This worked best and despite the slight awkwardness caused by Suze’s inexperience as the possessor of a cock worked best, both because the dildo stayed in as she thrust, but also because she could see the expression on my face.

The dildo’s smooth shape and relatively small size is great because it stimulates rather than overwhelms you. It’s soft, but just rigid enough to allow penetration.

I didn’t get hard and cum buckets while she fucked me but Suze derived a great deal of satisfaction from learning how to thrust and watching me react to her efforts. We haven’t finished with this toy and will be trying it again to get Suze’s technique just right. Practice makes perfect.

The following night we adjusted the harness and found that by moving it up towards Suze’s tummy by only a few centimetres we were able to give her more control and allow her to fuck me doggy style. The slim, slowly tapering shape of the dildo allowed her to slowly increase the depth of her thrusts until she was able to grind her pelvis against my buttocks.

Suze found the harness comfortable to wear. The main issue was not the strap-on, but the fact that she, like all women, is not a natural when it comes to swinging her pelvis and fucking someone. That is something that can be addressed with practice and careful adjustment of the harness. Like all such toys learning how to use it is part of the fun.

So if you want to experiment beyond a lubed finger up the ass, or a butt plug the Beginner’s Strap-on from Pipedream could be the one for you.

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Allure Ultimate Leather Blindfold Review

The Allure Ultimate Leather Blindfold Review

We aren’t into the BDSM scene as such but we do enjoy a little bondage/BDSM play from time to time. Our take on it is that it can add a deeper sensory element to our sex lives that vanilla lovemaking is lacking.

Because we approach it from this vanilla angle we are only slowly accumulating the various pieces of equipment that a serious BDSM oriented couple would take for granted. That’s not such a bad thing, for two reasons. Firstly we are gaining experience slowly, finding out what we do and do not like without scaring ourselves off, LOL. Secondly the price of some BDSM kit is frightening!

Not so with Allure Ultimate Leather Blindfold, at on £16.95 you get a blindfold that will last you forever and feels like it means business. This is not one of those novelty blindfolds that you might buy for a hen party, it is made from quite thick leather. While not quite as supple as I might have liked it will I’m sure soften with use and if I had thought to manipulate it a little before Suze put it on me I think this minor problem would have disappeared.

The blindfold looks a little foreboding because of its metal studs, but it is comfortable to wear, while its solid construction makes sure you know that you’re wearing it. You do feel as if you’ve been strapped into a piece of grown-up BDSM gear. The buckled strap makes it adjustable without any girly elastic either.

The smell of the leather ads to the experience and I really enjoyed the constant aroma throughout the time I was wearing it. If you want to know exactly what we got up to you read these posts – part 1 and part 2. I’ll restrict myself to describing how I felt as Suze released her inner Domme.

As I mentioned above it was an experience just being strapped into the mask. It has a single strap so it’s easy to use, but the buckle and the fact that it is leather gives an altogether more serious feel to it than a lightly tied silk scarf which has been what we’ve used before. It may be odd to say it, but it gives the person putting the leather mask on you more authority than a scarf.

Masks are all about heightening your awareness of the sensations being applied to your body. The masks slight constriction, the smell of the leather and the act of making you temporarily blind all in themselves make your mind work and begin your journey into a world of alternate sensory stimulation.

As Suze toyed with me, scratching, stroking flogging and at one point cooling my balls with an ice pack my mind was focussed entirely on her actions. Being trussed up with bondage rope helped too! Being unable to move meant that I was totally in her hands and each stimulation was her choice, very exciting.

When she had played with me for maybe 20 minutes I was more than ready to fuck and the blindfold came off. Maybe it would have been better to leave it on and feel my way, after all I know my way around Suze pretty well. Maybe next time …

If you want to experience real BDSM toys then as always this one from the premier Allure brand hits the spot.

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Japanese Bondage Rope Review

This is quite an old review now and the product it pointed to is no longer available. However you can read more Bondage Toy Reviews over on Sex Toys Buzz.


Occasionally you feel that you need to expand the horizons of your relationship with your partner. Try something new, not always something exciting even, just an experience you haven’t shared before.

That’s where Alex and I complement each other perfectly, for you see want to keep the relationship fresh, open, honest and perhaps along the way exciting. No, it is exciting. No two days are the same in the Alex & Suze household.

And so when it was time to select something nice to play with we decided to try a length. ;) Got you! I mean a length of Doc Johnson’s Japanese Style Bondage Rope in blood red.

We have 32 feet of rope which they claim will not rub or chafe you skin. I was rather glad about that because whilst I do like a little gentle restraint I’m not in to pain of any sort. I’m also not very good at tying knots; the last time I had to do anything with string was at school in an art class, we did some macramé. I made a bottle cover. Lol

I’m guessing if you are a fisherman then you may have a head start on the rest of us novices out here. :)

I decided to be Alex’s volunteer in the absence of any other and he was more than eager to tie me up. In fact he remarked that he wished that he had ordered the ball gag too. Needless to say I gave him a good spank for that. He laughed, so I gave him another. I know I’m supposed to be the submissive one but I’m a switch at heart.

For some reason I don’t know why I had conjured up in my head that Alex without any experience whatsoever would be binding me a wonderfully intricate bodice in Shibari. I have seen so many wonderful images of this and it looks beautiful when executed correctly.

On this occasion it was far too ambitious for his first attempt, even if he had been a good boy scout. But that’s me, wanting to run before we can walk. The great thing about doing attempting something like this is that it is a shared, intimate, learning experience.

I removed my clothing, t-shirt, jeans all cast to the floor as I lay on the bed eagerly awaiting Alex’s appearance in the doorway of the bedroom. He entered the room having retrieved the rope from its hiding place. We had visitors earlier in the day and had done a sweep of the house for any incriminating evidence. That being sex toys and other related paraphernalia.

My heart was beating with anticipation as Alex settled on the side of the bed and easing out a length of rope he gently traced it over my naked form. It tickled but at the same time stroked me with its light touch. He danced the rope over my left nipple and I watched as it responded, hardening and jutting out from my breast.

I closed my eyes as he lifted my left foot and began to run lengths of rope around my raised ankle, I felt him tighten the knot. Then he took the other in his hand and repeated the binding process as I lay trying hard to control my breathing, which was becoming more obvious and quickened.

Ankles secured, he took hold of my left hand and I felt him running the rope over the back of my wrist, then underneath, wrapping me several times in the rope before securing it with a knot.

Finally he took my right hand and secured that to the other. I opened my eyes to discover that I had been lightly hogtied, I say lightly because he had allowed adequate space between hands and feet for me to move and feel comfortable.

I had the feeling that he was easing me in to this…

He moved from under my feet and then I realised that I had to lay with my legs raised in order to be able to lay on the bed. It felt slightly uncomfortable and unfamiliar but in a strange kind of way I liked the unfamiliarity of the situation I now found myself in. It gave the experience and edge, a sexual tingle if you like.

As I was getting used to my new situation Alex slipped out of his clothes and stood next to me. This had turned him on too, he was as hard as a rock. I wriggled closer to the edge of the bed and licked the tip of his cock, he tasted good.

I enclose my mouth around his erection and sucked as I ran my tongue over his frenulum. He bucked into my mouth a couple of times and then withdrew and climbed on to the bed below me.

He took hold of the rope stretching between my hands and my feet and lifted me until I was level with his cock and then he plunged my depths. I yelped, with surprise even though I had known this was coming. It felt good to be semi suspended and fucked at the same time.

My rope tethers were so soft and kind to my skin that I felt like I was being secured by hands instead of rope.

Alex had control over me and I liked the idea of relinquishing mine to him. I was awash with come, it’s the only way I can describe just how wet I was. He pulled out a little too far and skidded on my fluid trying to re-enter me, a little toilet tissue had to be used to lap up the surplus before he pushed inside my pussy again.

All my senses seemed heightened and my orgasm came quickly and quite loudly, swiftly followed by Alex.

If you haven’t given rope bondage a try I strongly suggest you do. Don’t try to be too ambitious at first, make the most of the sensual bonding you and your partner develop and go with the flow.

I now need to find a book on beginners bondage, has anyone any suggestions?

Clone-A-Pussy Review

Clone A PussyIt’s time for me to take a perfect replica of my fanny. I will be able to get close up and personal with my own pussy for the first time in my life.

The kit comes complete with every thing you need to make a replica of your pussy, it contains:

Moulding Powder
Moulding Container
Patented Liquid Skin
Liquid Rubber
Stir Stick

You need to provide:

A Measuring Jug
Mixing Bowl or jug
Large Spoon or Spatula
A Paper Cup

Oh…and one freshly prepared pussy. ;)

I made sure that my pussy was mowed and ready for the moulding process. And then we were ready to go.

We decided to do this in the kitchen as the floor is totally washable should we spill anything. Practical as ever, I know! I was stood in the kitchen wearing just a t-shirt, with the cat sat in the window eyeing up the birds and Alex mixing up his moulding gel.

He measured out 2/3 cup of lukewarm water and poured the powder in to the jug, stirring vigorously. The mixture was very thick and lumpy so he added a little more to make it in to a firm mixture he could pour it in to the mould.

Moments later I was stood with my legs wide and leaning against the kitchen sink. The mixture felt cold on application and I let out a giddy little scream and a giggle. After the initial shock of the cold against my hot pussy. Oooh, that sounds so cliché doesn’t it? :) I realised that this mould had to be taken off and asked Alex if I should have greased up first.

He calmed me by saying that the instructions didn’t advise you lube up first. But I know Alex he does and then looks afterwards. I then stood for about 6 minutes in the kitchen hoping that nobody decided to give us an impromptu visit. How would we explain that one?

After about 5 minutes Alex gently eased off the mould and I stood there hoping that it wouldn’t hurt. I had no need to worry the gel eased away from my flesh without so much as a pull. I couldn’t wait to see it and asked him to show me.

There in my hands was my own little pussy, despite the air bubbles it was all me. ;) A little patience was now required for the mould to fully harden, it recommends several hours on the instructions.

Once the mould is firm and dry you can mix the two part mixture and pour it inside to create your pussy clone. This takes just over a day depending on the room temperature to harden.

A good tip if you decide to have a go yourself is to make sure that you open your lips before the casting material is applied. I didn’t, therefore my casting doesn’t show the intricacy of the female form as well as it might.

Be warned that the mould also shrinks slightly so the end result is not life sized. But it’s nice to get up close and personal with your own pussy when you’re not a contortionist. :)

I may make mine (pictured above) into a naughty fridge magnet and see if anyone realises what it is. Lol

Clone-A-Willy Kit Review

AlexSuzeThe thought of preserving your cock in vibrator form for posterity may or may not appeal to you, but it certainly intrigues a lot of people. There are a number of kits available, the best known being the Clone-A –Willy kit.

The hardest part of using the kit is what Suze has termed the sacrificial erection. Not being one to let one of my erections pass her by she was a little non-plussed at having to waste this one to create a Clone-A –Willy kit. She was of course consoled by the thought of having two of my cocks to use afterwards.

This is not something that we found you could do in a single evening.

The best way to use this kit is with a friend, a very special friend. Because it’s only two minutes from when you start mixing the gel powder (with which you create the mould) until it sets you have to get your timing absolutely spot on.

You have to measure the plastic tube that the kit comes in to the length of your erect penis plus one inch. If you’re like me the 12” long packing will not be long enough so you’ll have to improvise an extension.

I wish! Seriously though, cover the cut ends with duck tape, otherwise you’ll be explaining the peculiar lacerations from jagged plastic in the A & E (ER) for hours.

Take the phone off the hook.

Wash Mr Pecker thoroughly.

Get your friend to help you achieve a suitably proud state. Suze was, as always, exemplary in this respect, but sadly I cannot offer her services to anyone else using this kit. Find your own special friend ;)

Tip for the assistant; If you’re doing this in the kitchen as we did, kneel on a towel. It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase housemaid’s knee.

I had pre-measured 425ml of water at 37 degrees Celsius, but had to top this up when I reached the required state and pour off the excess because of cooling. Mixing this stuff while being blown is quite surreal, and even with both hands free, a bit of a panic! Anyway, you end up with a lumpy grey mixture that I poured into the mould tube, then immersed Mr Pecker.

All I can say is that it’s like sticking your cock in tepid porridge. The gel starts setting as soon as you mix it so you feel almost immediately immobilised. My instinct at this point would normally be to thrust, not advisable as you’ll fail to get a good cast and it would prove messy. The warmth and lack of movement meant that by the time the gel had hardened I was already heading for a suitable size to withdraw.

The gel is water based so a) easy to clean up and b) does not heat up as it solidified, which was one fear I had. You don’t want a roasted cock now do you!

The instructions say to allow two hours for the mould to air-dry. After two hours and the mould was solid but still wet, so it would be later that night before I could cast the positive image of my dinkle, complete with vibrator, in the two part rubber compound. As time was getting on we left the mould to cure for 24 hours. Luckily nobody came round during that time to ask what the plastic tube with the grey stuff in it was.

The mould doesn’t quite set but it needs to be to be able to flex whilst casting takes place. Note: the mould does shrink slightly (about 5% in length), so guys don’t be upset by the finished result. LOL.

As instructed I cut a piece of card to fit over the top of the mould providing support for the vibrator insert. I removed a circle of card from the centre just large enough to insert the vibrator through, leaving the end exposed so that it can be turned and batteries inserted.

Now I combined the two part rubber compound in an old glass jar and mixed the two parts together with the stir stick provided. When blended I poured them in to the mould, leaving as instructed a 2.5cm gap to the top to allow for the vibrator. Don’t worry guys there is enough compound left over to be able to cast a cock the size of John Holmes. ;) Then I placed the card complete with vibrator inserted in to the end of the cast.

A word of advice at this point, make sure you weight down the end of the vibrator because it has a tendency to rise out of the cast as it sets. You don’t need much weight just enough to keep it submerged. Then we had to wait for the rubber compound to cure, I’m not the most patient of people but I knew it would be worth the wait.

I now had to leave the mould in the kitchen on the work surface for the next 24 hours. Again no visitors, phew. A mould would be bad enough but how would you explain a cast of a cock with a vibrator sticking out the top sitting on your work surface? Some people may cast little Beatrix Potter animals but not me. :)

Well, I made it and managed not to keep taking a poke at the mould for the curing period. The mixture does feel slightly tacky to the touch at first but it is fully set. I gently removed it from the flexible mould and out popped the most perfect Mini Alex. There was just one thing left to do in the cloning process…shave the cock. Yes, you did read that correctly. During the casting process air got trapped and created little bubbles of rubber on my willy which need to be taken off.

The whole process from start to finish is simple and straightforward, just add cock and off you go.


Kama Sutra Earthly Delights Gift Tin, Kama Sutra Gift TinFrom the moment I opened the beautifully decorated tin my senses were bombarded with exotic aromas filled with promise. The Kama Sutra Earthly Delights Gift Tin, which really should be “Beautiful Tin” makes for an ideal present for the lady in your life and don’t think this will just be for her, I’m sure she will want to share the wonders contained within.

Alex and I rarely get time to languish in erotic foreplay, we are tired like most couples when we get home from work and want to just get jiggy with it most of the time. So when I was sent this to test drive I welcomed the change, it meant that we would be spending some quality time just enjoying the sensual massage and play it encourages. And yes it does encourage intimacy and playfulness. ;)

The tin contains:

Original Oil of Love
Stimulating Pleasure Balm
Sweet Almond Massage Oil
French Vanilla Crème Body Soufflé
Sweet Honeysuckle Honey Dust
And last but not at all least a lovely little feather applicator

This gift set really encourages you to get down and dirty and best of all you can actually lick and kiss any of the products from your partner as they contain natural ingredients. ;) Although I must stress that you should stay well clear of the Almond Massage Oil if you are in any way allergic to nuts.

I volunteered myself to try out the delightful preparations first. You know what I’m like, go for it and enjoy! I rolled over on to my stomach. We were of course both naked, having turned up the central heating to ensure the bedroom was nice and warm first.

To relax me and much to my surprise, I felt the gentle touch of feathers moving up my calves. They felt slightly tickly but at the same time comforting with their delicate touch. Alex ran them up my legs, over my buttocks travelling up my spine. He gently brushed my body all over with the feather applicator, giving me just a taste of what was to come.

Alex then opened one of the containers, I had no idea which one he had selected, I love surprises. I felt the droplets make contact with my skin, they weren’t cold as the tin had been in the bedroom warming too.

He then began to work the liquid in to my muscles around my shoulders and descending down my vertebra. The oil began to heat and my nostrils were filled with the blend of chocolate, vanilla and cinnamon. Now I’m not a chocoholic but I must admit that I was aroused by the smell. Maybe there is something in this chocolate versus sex thing. Lol

As he massaged the oil in to my flesh I began to feel so relaxed and could feel myself starting to get a little turned on too. The oil started to warm my muscles, it must have been the cinnamon. He worked this in to my back and then asked me to roll over. By now I had my eyes shut and the air in the room was laced with the essence dark chocolate and vanilla.

Another bottle was opened and I felt the tingle and cool sensation envelope my nipples. They immediately responded becoming hard and erect. He was encircling each of my areolas with the Stimulating Pleasure Balm which had a mint aroma and tingled on contact with my skin. I opened my eyes to catch Alex grinning as he watched my nipples engorge as he rolled them around in the minty gel.

He then lowered his mouth on to my nipple and began to lick the minty stimulant whilst staring at me lustfully. I was now so sexually aroused that I could have wrapped my legs around him and fucked but I wanted to savour this valuable time together and enjoy the delights of being reacquainted with each other on an emotional and tactile level.
I lay back on the bed, enjoying his tongue working it’s magic on my nipple and breast. Using a combination of flicks, licks and sucks he managed to bring me so close to orgasm. I had to cross my legs tightly to subdue the arousal. I checked Alex out as he repositioned himself to reach for another product from the tin on the bedside drawers. He was erect, certainly ready to fill me with his cock.

Again I closed my eyes in anticipation of what was to come. I felt the warmth of Alex’s hand between my legs and the application of something to my pussy with his fingers. I lay there feeling the warm caress of a tongue, gliding over my vulva. I squirmed with his lingual attentions. He was lapping away at me like a hungry cat. Groaning as he sucked and licked my pussy in to submission.

By now I was fit to burst. I started to buck my hips in perfect rhythm with his lapping. Then my orgasm gripped me and I shook as he licked me adding to the saliva already coating my swollen pussy. Little did I know that Alex had applied a liberal amount of French Vanilla Crème Body Souffle which he eagerly ate from my pussy.

“Right something for you next”, I suggested. “Can you pass me the Sweet Almond Massage Oil?”.

Alex handed me the bottle, no screw top, a rocker top bottle for ease of application. I squirted a liberal amount of oil over my breasts and demanded that he massage it in. The aroma was overwhelming. Just like marzipan (almond paste), I have loved marzipan since being a child. It was captivating.

I was now immersed in sensory melee of aromas, digital, oral and mental stimulation. Fucking was not an option but next on the agenda.

Using both hands simultaneously, Alex massaged and kneaded the oil in to my breasts as I relaxed. It’s a bit of a fetish of mine but I love to watch Alex roll and mould my breasts, especially when they are glistening coated in oil. ;)

Emotions got the better of me and I called out “Alex, put your cock between my boobs”. I pushed my tits together with both hands and waited. Alex straddled me and pushed his cock between my fleshy mounds. I was still oiled and the smell was amazing. He started to slowly run his cock between the valley of my breasts and I hung on now coated in oil my grip was slightly impaired. But where there is a will there is a way.

“Hmmm”, he moaned, working his cock in and out of my boobs. I pushed them together more firmly, gripping his cock, making the sensation more intense. Watching as his cock retracted and then poked out from between my breasts, time and time again. Head shining and purple with blood flow.

Alex now had his eyes closed and head pushed back nose pointing at the ceiling. He was now fucking hard and deliberate, speed was picking up. And I could tell his orgasm was building. His breaths more rapid and obvious.

Then from out of the blue he gasped, “Agggghhhh” and he came. With each pump he spewed out his seed. My chest was spattered with his semi opaque fluid. Then a globule of cum hit my chin and with a last thrust he groaned and fell on to his side by me.

I’m no expert but I think that he enjoyed that…

And so did I!

Alex’s impressions:

Kama Sutra Graden of Earthly DelightsSuze’s description of the Earthly Delights Gift Tin is pretty comprehensive and I couldn’t agree more about the relaxing and stimulating effect it had on us both.

Its presentation is faultless and choice of items just right for naughty nights in with your partner. I suppose you’d automatically think of this as a gift for a female partner, rather than a male one, but consider this. When he opens the tin on Christmas morning he may be surprised, but watch his face as the realisation dawns about who is going to be applying the products in the tin to his body … and then what he can get up to applying it to yours.

We also think this product is amazing value for money. All the products are high quality, so a little will go a long way. You can enjoy night after night of sensuality well into the new year, and because each item has been well chosen there’s enough variety so you will not get bored. Although, you’re pretty much guaranteed to get drilled. Sorry couldn’t resist.

So what did it feel like when Suze laid her hands on me?

First of all the feather dusting brush. I never thought I’d be one for feathers, a bit girly perhaps. I was wrong. It’s not as electric as I find the rubber whip can be when it’s dragged gently across my skin, but different, more subtle and very pleasant. I’m smiling here just thinking about it.

The soufflé smelled exquisite. You can imagine eating a bowl full of the stuff, though I wouldn’t advise it. The taste’s a little disappointing after the delicious smell, but that’s no matter as the sensation of licking it from a nipple or having it licked from yours is fantastic.

I think I’m going to run out of superlatives so bear with me.

The Love Oil is very surprising. Anything chocolate flavoured tends to be sickly sweet, both to smell and taste, however the oil smells and tastes spicy and chocolaty. It’s warming to the body and mind, avoiding the overpowering and artificial saccharine-like aroma and taste lower quality products have. Applying it to Suze’s back I found I needed only a small amount to give a soothing, sensual massage without any stickiness.

Suze’s use of the almond massage oil on my back filled the air with the smell of Amoretto and left me drifting in a relaxing yellow sea (not literally, my synaesthesia again, to the rest of the world I was relaxed and goosebumpy).

We found that the best way to appreciate just what these products do to the air around you is to walk out of the room where you’ve been using them for a few minutes and re-enter. It’s like walking into an enveloping blanket of rich, relaxing and sensuous aromas.

If you do decide to give this gift to your partner for Christmas it’s going to make a great change from the usual naughty underwear or adult toy. Then again why not buy all three.

Bedtime Heaven are accepting orders for all products including the Kama Sutra Earthly Delights Gift Tin right up until 21st December at 17:00 for Guaranteed Special Delivery before Christmas.

Seven Creations Heavy Metal Butt Plug

AlexSuze, Metal Butt PLugThe Seven Creations Heavy Metal Butt Plug is very nice to hold, not too heavy or too big to be uncomfortable. A perfect combination of both size and weight to stimulate both the anus and the beginning of the colon.

We retired to the bedroom and Alex assumed the position on top of the towel we use to avoid lube drip. It was a few weeks since he had been penetrated and abstinence makes the ass grown fonder. ;)

He was eager as fuck to take something in his ass. I squeezed a drop of lube between the crack of his ass just above his opening, which was pouting for me to invade it. Slowly it ran down and into the dimple of his puckered little anus.

I added a couple of drops to the shiny, pre-warmed plug. For those interested I warmed it between my legs for a few minutes, the metal conducts very well so that was all it took to raise the temperature to body heat.

Gently I ran the plug around his ass, spreading the lube around both his anus and the tip of the plug simultaneously. Alex started to respond, moving his hips from side to side slightly. I began to excited at this point, I always do at the thought of pushing a plug or toy inside him. Knowing just how much he likes it.

I sat with one leg either side of his open legs and began to slowly and carefully push the metal butt plug inside. It was quite easy to insert, no resistance and the lube was lasting so no more needed to be applied.

Rotating the plug ensured that his anal walls were sufficiently coated and Alex groaned as the plug moved inside him. I noticed that his cock had started to stiffen as it dangled between his open legs and his balls were beginning to tauten.

With plug in my right hand I took a firm grip of his balls and the base of his cock and started to stroke him. He began to roll his hips and moan his appreciation. I pushed against the end of the plug once more and it was devoured by his ass once more.

He was now at the widest point and still no problems. Sometimes hairs around the anus can get caught and make the passage of the toy slightly impeded but because it is metal the lube really slicks it up.

One more gentle push and the butt plug disappeared inside him, leaving only the wide base outside his body. I continued to stroke his cock, he was now quite hard, almost fully erect. The towel below him was drizzled with pre cum which was now freely running from the end of his cock.

I ran my finger across the tip and scooped it up. It tasted wonderful and I felt as horny as hell!

Alex turned to face me on his knees and asked if I would suck his cock. Of course I would! It was pointing skyward and his balls were practically up into his groin they were so tight. I started to lick the tip and then swirled my tongue around the top. This made Alex shiver, he loves it. ;)

I then placed my tongue underneath his cock and sucked down hard on him, causing his frenulum to grind against my warm wet tongue. Christ, he was hard, I could clearly feel the definition of his helmet on the tip of my tongue as it sprouted from his hard shaft.

Alex started to buck and fuck my mouth not too deep but enough to ensure his foreskin was being moved too and fro. I stared to groan in response to his groans as he bucked away at my pursed lips.

His cock was now burying itself inside my throat and I took hold of his balls and pulled gently on them as he worked my mouth and throat. I was laying on my side with my legs apart for balance. My pussy was already moist by the time I started to suck him off and now I could feel the moisture making it’s way down my right inner thigh. I leaned up on my right arm in front of his groin still sucking away at that thrusting cock.

“Suze, can I come in your mouth?”, exclaimed Alex between his moans. He is such a gentleman. Lol I pulled back off his erection and answered “Yes” ,as quickly as I could before returning to my task.

Alex began to fuck faster in and out of my mouth and I could almost feel him swelling, preparing to shoot his load in to me. I began to meet his thrusts with bobs of my head, my tongue working his frenulum all the time.

Then with an almighty groan and a final thrust he shot his warm cum into my mouth. I kept my tongue depressed against the bottom of my mouth to collect it in the well made by my tongue. He tasted warm and slightly salty.

As the last spurt landed Alex withdrew from my mouth and lent in to kiss me. “Let me taste”, he asked. I opened my mouth and gave him a wide open kiss allowing his cum to enter his open mouth and hit his waiting tongue.

We kissed for a moment exchanging his seed and then I backed off. He had a tell tale dribble of cum running down from the left corner of his mouth. I swallowed my share and gave him a smile.

This was the first time we had snowballed and it had tipped me over the edge. I was so horny that my favourite vibe had to come out to play…

Alex’s thoughts …

AlexSuze, Heavy Metal Butt PlugWe’ve been wanting to try out a metal toy for ages, so when this one arrived we were more than ready to try it out.

The plug has an insertable length of 92mm and maximum diameter of 33mm. It’s not a huge butt plug, I prefer the stimulating to the unbelievably challenging when it comes to anal toys. So just right then.

The weight of the toy was initially something of a let-down. It was obviously hollow so I decided to see just how hollow. I tied a piece of cotton to the plug, filled a glass full of water, placed the glass in a measuring jug and lowered in the butt plug slowly.

The butt plug displaced 55ml of water and weighs 164g, giving a density of 2.9818 g/cm2. As steel is 7.4gcm2 and stainless steel is around 8.0 it’s obvious there’s a lot of fresh air inside it somewhere.

As I had always assumed it would be solid my initial excitement at the receipt of the butt plug was therefore quelled.

Not for long though.

You see, the butt plug weighs quite enough to make its presence felt when inserted. Extra weight would have other disadvantages too, as I’ll explain later. Add to this its intrinsically hygienic nature and the ability to use it hot and cold without fear of its degradation (even if you boil it in water to sterilize it) and you’re on to a winner.

Suze described our first use of the butt plug beautifully here. So I’ll not repeat what she said. What she didn’t mention is that when I fucked her with the butt plug in I found that its weight massaging my prostate really enhanced the experience. Because I’d been well lubbed-up the plug was on the verge of falling out. Hence my previous statement that extra weight would have been a disadvantage, any heavier and it probably would have popped out.

This is a toy that I will be using again, it’s practical, hygienic, effective and fun.

And for those of you who think I’m rather anal measuring the density of a sex toy … what do you expect when I’m writing about a butt plug? LOL

Nexus Gyro Review

Nexus GyroThe Nexus Gyro is a prostate stimulator from the same people who brought you (amongst other toys) the Nexus Vibro that I have reviewed previously. Nexus obviously recognise that as with all sex toys, what works and what doesn’t is very specific to each and every one of us. They produce a range of toys each with a different character.

The Gyro is constructed from soft silicone, is entirely smooth and has no vibrating bullet. Completely different from the Vibro with its hard plastic construction, ribbing, ball bearing perineal stimulator and stainless steel bullet.

So that’s what the Gyro isn’t, here’s what it is.

Very, very intense.

For me the Gyro is at the limit of what I can accept. It’s not particularly large, but its shape means that inserting it into my rectal cavity took a little experimentation. Suze tried first with me on all fours. This simply didn’t work despite copious amounts of lube. I flipped over and let her try and insert the Gyro while I lifted my knees to my chest. Again I had to ask her to stop.

I found the best way of inserting the Gyro is by your own hand. Laying on my back with a little more lube I was able to ease the Gyro inside. When in place the Gyro is comfortable and very effective. I was sporting a very firm semi by the time it had settled into place and dribbling prostate fluid more copiously than with any other stimulator I’ve tried. Suze helped herself to the clear nectar, while squatting beside me twiddling absent mindedly with her clitoris. She raised a huge drop of it to her mouth and licked it from her finger with evident glee.

I repositioned myself into a kneeling position, the hemispherical bottom of the toy just touching the towel covering my side of the bed. Suze grasped my cock and played with it while I experimented with the Gyro.

Each movement of my hips, clenching of my buttocks and rolling of the base of the Gyro on the bed brought new sensations. At rest the toy fills you, pressing against your prostate from within your colon. Small movements allow you to stroke the prostate with the toy. Frankly it put a lump in my throat as I was pushed to the limit. As I mentioned above, not by the toy’s size, but by its shape.

If I moved in the correct way the sensation was almost overwhelming, but without being uncomfortable. This has to be due to the soft, but firm construction of the Gyro. Nexus must have worked on the shape and size of the moulding for a long time because unlike some other anal toys it never felt like it was about to fall out, despite the copious lube I had needed to use during its insertion. Even Suze suggested I screw her doggy style by presenting her upturned buttocks to me and I rose to my knees the Gyro stayed in place. Neither did the Gyro feel too large.

I managed a few strokes before the intensity of the stimulation from the Gyro made me stop. The thrusting of my hips caused sensations that sent my synaesthesia into overdrive. I had to stop.

A disappointed Suze turned round to face my cock, glistening with her juices and took matters in hand. She took the tip of my erection in her mouth and cruelly ran her lower incisors across my frenulum, sending white sparks through my groin and up my spine. She then sat up and smiled at me cruelly. “I’ll have mine later then”.

Her hand was still holding my cock. She began to give me a brisk and punishing wank. The swift pumping of her hand causing me to press the base of the Gyro into the bed, sending waves of sensation across my back and up to my neck. I felt a bright, white-blue orgasm detonate in my stomach and cover me as I came. Her hand and wrist were covered, my foreskin now glistening with my own fluids. Her hand continued pumping until she was satisfied there was no more seed to be pumped from my aching balls.

Quite an orgasm.

The Gyro is not a beginner’s toy, but despite the care needed to insert it is easy to use for someone with a little experience of anal toys. I’m determined to actually be able to fuck Suze with the toy in, but because it is so effective I think I’ll have to try it a few times before that’s practical.

If you’re a man who likes anal stimulation and wants a simple, easy to clean, quality toy then the Gyro is a toy you should seriously consider.

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Wave Vibrator Review

This vibe is unlike any other in terms of action. When I first saw it I wanted it, just like a girl would desire an exquisite piece of jewellery, I wanted to have this to test drive.

And good for me, they despatched it to me with expedience complete with batteries because they are so thoughtful. Or do they know me well by now? ;)

It’s totally irrelevant but I love the colour. It comes in a lovely shade of lilac and has a very soft almost fleshy feel to it. The vibe is solid and well made with easy to operate controls.

Lets get the techie bit out of the way first:

The vibe has and shaft with an insertable length of 15cm and a very pleasureable girth of 13.5cm…OMG! Heaven.
It is constructed from Phthalate Free, smooth, soft and unscented TPR
Takes 4 x AA Batteries
3 x speed Wave Motion
And best of all Reverse Direction Wave Motion too
Also 3 x speed rabbit vibration, clit heaven ;)
It’s also waterproof which is a great idea if you tend to get as wet as I do Lol

This wave rabbit vibrator has a wonderful feel, warm, soft and almost like real flesh but it doesn’t look like real flesh, unless you are a martian of course. Lol

When I test vibes I like Alex to be part of the experience. So I asked him to come to bed with me and watch some porn whilst we both relaxed. It was the Easter break and we had all the time in the world…

It was Sunday afternoon to be precise and we had disappeared up the bedroom at 2pm. As he closed the curtains it occurred to me for just a moment “what would the neighbours think?” only for a moment then I though “so what?”. ;)

I turned on the DVD player and started up the disk that was already in the drive. It was House Of Shame and I selected the school room scene. Something about girls in short skirts and headmistresses gets me in the mood. Come on, I’m sure you feel the same…

Alicia Rodes makes a good disciplinarian, I would love her to teach me a lesson!

I cast off my t-shirt and unzipped my black jeans with my back against the bed. Alex moved across from his side and pulled my jeans slowly over my hips. I stepped out of them as they fell to the floor and kicked them over against the bedroom wall.

As I was about to sit on the edge of the bed he hooked his fingers inside my panties and pulled them down, planting a big kiss on my right butt cheek. I pulled them off over my feet and discarded them with my jeans by the wall.

I sat on the edge of the bed and Alex moved on in behind me placing a led either side of me. His body was now pressed against my back and I could feel his warm breath against my neck.

His hand unhooked the two catches on my bra and he rolled it over my shoulders and down my arms, as he did so my breasts spilled out. Nipples hardening with the exposure to the cool air. He reached his arms around me under my armpits and cupped both my breasts rolling them under his palms.

Then he pinched both nipples and I yelped with the roughness of his attentions. ;) I was already highly aroused and pleasure and pain can be so close that they merge.

Now naked I pushed back and Alex moved across the bed to his side. I lay on the pillow contemplating the phallic vibrator on my bedside drawers. Batteries were loaded and it was ready for me and I was certainly ready for it.

But this time I wanted Alex to take a more active role in my masturbatory pleasure. I wanted him to use the wave vibrator on me…

I passed him the Passion Wave vibe and asked “Will you fuck me with this?”.
“I would love to make you come”, came his reply as he accepted the vibe from me.

Alicia was now licking a girls cunt as I lay back on the desk, dirty girl! Alex then held the vibe against my pussy lips and began to push it inside me. “Can you apply some lube”, I asked as I felt that huge vibe trying to penetrate me, there was now way that was going in without some help.

He reached in to his drawer and applied some lube to the tip. It felt cold as he pushed it against my hot pussy but it was soon in and delving deep inside me. This vibe really does fill you up if you know what I mean.

Alicia was now fucking the faux schoolgirl with a strap on and Alex turned on the vibrator. I could feel the waves pulse through my pussy as he turned the vibe up to max. The sensation was like no other vibrator I have tested, I could feel the ripples of pleasure build and crash upon my shore.

Then he turned on the rabbit assailing my clit too!

I used my PC muscles to grip the rabbit as it waved up inside my pussy, this intensified the experience and before long I was submitting to an intense orgasm. Alex could sense it coming and started to gently pinch my right nipple with his free hand. Fuck! I came with such intensity that his grip on the vibe was impaired by the ejaculate. “Bloody hell, you are wet!”, he exclaimed.

Those waves are increased in intensity and efficacy if you use your PC muscles to grip the vibe as it ripples through you. I was rendered speechless for moments after I came. Lucky Alex kept up the good work varying speed and function because I lost all control.

Alex was more than a little turned on at this point…he removed the vibe from my pussy and replaced it with his cock. As I wrapped my legs around his back he fucked me watching my boobs bounce up and down with each thrust.

Within minutes of him entering me we were both coming and he ended up with some tell tale nail marks on his back.

This toy is going in to my under the bed sex toy supplies. ;)

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The Tuyo Vibromasseur



Tuyo is a thing of beauty, so much so that when I opened the beautiful white satin box actual I gasped. Inside nestling on the blanket of black satin was the most wonderful white opalescent ball, banded with dusky pink silicone and chrome.

This is truly a toy your friends will covet, and a great gift for the lady in your life this Christmas. The shape is most unusual. It is a sphere of pleasure, which sits perfectly and discreetly on your dressing table. Right next to your bottle of DKNY Be Delicious. Did Donna Karan know about this sex toy in advance of its release?

No really, you could place this on your dressing table and nobody would guess what naughty little pleasures it could bring. Most adult toys tend to look like what they are designed for but this one hides secrets, ones I’ll reveal to you now.

So let’s have some facts before we get to the dirty stuff ;)

The sphere is 3” (75mm) in diameter
Has a silicone non-slip grip
Is splash proof (that’s good, as I don’t plan on staying dry for long ;) )
It is also free of latex, PVC and phthalates, which is good for you and the environment and for you out there with intolerances.

It has:

8 modes of vibration
3 speed settings
5 pulsations

It weighs in at just 175g (not too heavy for those handbags)
And takes 3 x AAA 1.5v batteries

Best of all because the control button is integral to the ball it is housed in a small depression at the base, which also stops the ball from rolling away. Clever indeed.

I opened the box whilst sitting at my desk and fortunately for me I was wearing a skirt. Alex was sat at the side of me and I asked him if he could pass me the batteries for the toy…just like Christmas you need batteries for those naughty presents, you can’t go looking for them on Christmas Day. So guys if you buy your lady one of these don’t forget. OK, public information bulletin over now. ;)

I’m sure Alex was pretending not to look as I lifted my skirt and placed the Tuyo Vibromasseur between my legs. The first press of the button delivered a stimulating constant vibration directly to my pussy and clit. Another press and the little sphere was showing me what it is capable of.

I wriggled in my chair for adjustment and for some reason stopped typing …aa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

This toy has an incredible amount of vibratory power to deliver in it’s own unique way. The shape actually helped to make it easy and comfortable to grip between my thighs as I literally rubbed myself off on it. My black lycra thong was now quite sodden. Black fabric becoming darker as I stared between my legs.

Alex had now turned to face me on his office chair, just watching me with intense interest. The Tuyo vibrator was gliding between my legs and my black hold-up stockings, no rough edges to catch underwear or nylon. And I was now settling back in to my seat, against the backrest.

Another depression of the control button and my pussy was tingling. I sat bolt upright resting my clit on top of the sphere and jeesh that was good. It made my toes curl. Another press and it moved in to pulsation mode.

I was now squirming and I threw my head back against the top of the backrest. I pushed the ball in to my clit using my thighs. Without a thought I started to grind my hips and clit into the ball gripping my buttocks tight.

My orgasm was looming, I could feel my feet begin to tingle and my toes joined in just as hit me. “Agggghhhh!”, I moaned as Alex took hold of my left hand and kissed it. “Aah, agh, agh”, as I juddered with the power of my climax.

It was as if my whole body had been wired to the mains, electricity surging so powerfully through me. This sphere may look small and unobtrusive but it has hidden depths and I’m glad I had chance to explore them.

When I came down from the ceiling and opened my eyes Alex was kneeling on the floor next to my chair. I took the sphere smelling of my juices, turned it on and rolled it around his neck. It makes for a great massager with it’s easy to grip shape. You can also, unlike a lot of massaging devices, roll it across the target area for smooth transition. I won’t tell you what effect it had on Alex I’ll leave that to him perhaps.

Such a clever little idea in such a beautiful package. It will sit on my dressing table for years to cum. ;)

Anyone want a black thong?

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Fun Factory Delight Rechargeable Vibrator

Fun Factory DelightWe promised you an exclusive and here it is, Suze’s review of the Fun Factory Delight Vibrator.

This toy had me excited from the start just from seeing the catalogue images. We girls have been waiting for something this good for a long time. I couldn’t wait for Fun Factory to ship it out to me and much to my delight (no pun intended) the postman delivered it yesterday before I left for work. No time to use it before I left unfortunately. ;)

But when I arrived home I couldn’t wait to take a look. The outer box offered a glimpse of what was within on the left side and on the right a flap was held in place by two rather neat magnetic catches. Once opened the product description/functionality and rather a nice extract are revealed. The packaging is normally something I discard as a necessity for keeping the toy clean and safe. But in this case I was almost savouring it. Classy just got classier. (Is that a word?) ;)

I opened up the top and slid out the inner sleeve containing a wonderful clamshell style purple/turquoise box held firmly shut with a magnetic catch. Following through the closure method of the outer box. Nice touch!

Inside the sleeve was the charger cable with jack plug. Ahhh! You are thinking. Yes, this toy is rechargeable so no batteries to purchase. You simply place it in its designer styled case/charging unit and plug the charger cable in to the back. The Fun Factory Delight Vibrator takes up to 3 hours to charge and can deliver up to 90 minutes of pure pleasure (the downside to a reachargeable vibrator is the wait before you can use it). They even included a toy cleaning wipe, how thoughtful is that. Lol Ease of cleaning is another thing that struck me about the device. It’s smooth, has no awkward nooks and crannies to clean and is a breeze to keep hygienically clean.

I’m sure I gasped when I opened the box, this toy is beautiful…and there aren’t many toys that you can say that about! It has an organically curved shape that is enhanced with the two tone colouring. It’s a toy you could leave on the coffee table and not worry that someone may guess what it is. This toy needs to be displayed, it is pleasing to the eye and very, very sophisticated…I love it!

The Delight is constructed from premium plastic and medical-grade silicone and feels wonderfully velvety to the touch. It has a gentle curl for g-spot stimulation and a naughty nodule to play upon your clitoris. The handle has integrated controls, which escalate through several vibration settings and if the + is held down move in to the second phase, the pulsation settings and then if pushed once more delivers even faster and more intense pulsations. Wow! That is some toy. Three modes of pulsing operation, each with their own selectable levels of intensity of stimulation is something I have never come across before. :)

When I got home half an hour earlier than Alex I decided take a look at the delivery I received in the morning. I went upstairs closed the bedroom curtains and slipped out of my office wear and in to my black lace baby doll, no panties…they weren’t required. ;)

I was already wet when I lay back on the bed so lube wasn’t necessary and a spot of saliva on my clit was fine. With feet flat to the bed and knees bent I placed the Delight between my legs and eased it inside me. Once up to the hilt I could feel the bulb of the vibe pressing against my g-spot, hooking inside my pleasure zone.

The handle angled towards me for ease of operation and manoeuvrability, something I find difficult with the standard vibes. Usually you have to bend right over to be able to both control the vibe and the speed/settings, not with this because of it’s shape the controls are within easy reach and the curled tail of the vibe acts as a handle. Perfect.

With one push of the integrated controls the vibe started to vibrate and the stimulation was delivered right to the pleasure points, my clit and g-spot were being simultaneously aroused. There was also a red glow from between my legs. Lol The unit’s controls light up when in use in use, and when charging (flashing until fully charged).

I clenched my thighs together and was able to manipulate the vibe because of its shape inside me, rubbing my g-spot and my clit was swollen and pulsing in time with the beat. So “hands free” operation is no problem…leaving them free to tease or tweak the odd nipple. ;) I’m such a dirty girl. ;) Time to turn up the volume, I’m not sure how many setting I travelled through on the vibration escalation setting but there were enough for the greediest of girls.

Then came the pulsating modes and the slamming of the door downstairs. I was now arched in to the mattress, with wet hands and a pulsing pussy. “Suze…are you up there”, came Alex’s voice. “Yyyess”, came the short wobbly reply. Well, I was having an orgasm at the time, you try replying when you are shaking with rapturous pleasure. :)

I heard his quickened footfalls on the stairs, he knew I had taken delivery of my toy because I was so excited I actually phoned him at work to let him know. He was in a business meeting at the time. Ooops!

Hearing my moans he rushed in to the bedroom, threw his tie and jacket over the chair in the corner and bounced on to the bed next to me. Eager as anything, he took hold of the controls and kissed me on the lips as I twitched under the spell of this pleasure giver. I felt the pulsation of the vibe between my legs and took hold of the handle, angling it firmly against my g-spot, intensifying the feedback. This handle is so good for angling and hooking your mons firmly for incredible auto-stimulation.

Too much for me, I gave up the controls, I just couldn’t concentrate any more as multiple orgasms crashed upon the shore. I’m not sure I made it though all the settings, I was wet through and sated, I just couldn’t take any more. Yes, you read that correctly I, Suze, couldn’t take any more!

Alex was amazed how wet I had made the bedsheets, I’m not sure if I ejaculated somewhere along the way but my clit and g-spot have never had such a good workout I was thoroughly exhausted.

Today I tried it out again and realised that unlike the conventional shaped vibes this can be used and operated in a sitting position, so my journeys to work will be a lot more enjoyable in the rush hour.

This toy is the most versatile I have tried, it can be used hands free and stay in place, it increases the intensity of the vibration if you grip with your pelvic floor muscles. It also can be angled easily with the elegantly styled handle with its sweeping curl. It is a good all rounder, very enjoyable to use and don’t talk to me about the number of orgasms you can achieve. Phew!

Fun Factory Delight