My Lovers Wand from California Exotics is a no frills instrument of pleasure and when Bedtime Heaven sent it to me I couldn’t wait to see if it would grant me my wish.

Friday night left me lacking in energy but eager to have some sexual satisfaction. I don’t know if I am on the verge of getting another cold but I felt drained.

The Lover’s Wand seemed like the ideal toy to start the evening. And so whilst Alex showered away the grime of the week I took to the bedroom complete with my new toy.

I loaded the batteries and was eager to put it to good use and didn’t read about the features until later. But the Lover’s Wand…

Takes 2 x AAA batteries and is operated via a multi speed dial on the base
It is constructed of phthalate free, soft unscented body safe material
Featuring a floating ball which resonates for added intensity
Can be used in the bath as it is waterproof
With a length of 15.24cm x 3.17cm

As Alex stepped in to the shower I turned on the DVD player for some accompaniment. Porn is a good visual stimulus whilst you masturbate. I fast forward to the attractive brunette getting a good fucking on the stairs then slipped between the sheets clutching my new toy.

In the background I could hear Alex humming and I was hoping to be joining him in song shortly. My hand discovered that my pussy was already dripping. I collected up moisture on my middle and index fingers and traced it around my clit. Attempting to bring yourself off on your clit when it is dry is a no, no. It leaves it tender for a day or so.

A slight turn of the base fired the clit vibe in to action and I eased it between my legs. Because the cup is so soft and flexible it encased my clit without being uncomfortable. It felt more like a caress and the ball rested against my engorged nub.

It felt good just to hold it in position and absorb the vibrations it was producing. Another slight turn increased the speed on the vibrator and intensity of the reverberation to a very pleasant level. I shifted slightly and crossed my ankles, squeezing my buttocks. The Suze technique on orgasm focusing which works time and time again.

The soft cup and the pulsing against my clit coupled with the good fucking he was giving that girl on the carpet was bringing me closer to heaven. The tell tale tingling was in its infancy. It needed a little added something to take me off in to the stratosphere.

Fuck! Her tits have a wonderful movement when she is being fucked doggy style…

I start to move the cup from side to side over my clit, adding another dimension of stimulation to my already aroused genitalia. The ball is massaging me in all the right places. The tingling is intensifying and I bear down against the mattress, pushing my right foot on to my left in a pre orgasmic embrace. The nerves in my pelvic girdle are triggered and ready to explode.

I’m now waggling my clit from side to side with eager anticipation of the inevitable rush I am about to encounter. My eyes are now shut and allowing me to focus on this one act of sheer indulgent pleasure.

Instinctively my movements change to an up and down caress. I feel the warmth on the back of my hand first, then the embrace of fingers over mine. I open my eyes to see Alex in his bathrobe leaning over me, taking control of my Lover’s Wand.

I offer no resistance, his attentions add to my pleasure. Eyes closed I can now lay back and simply enjoy. My pussy is pulsing now and my tingles are spreading throughout my lower body. Pushing against the mattress, tilting my pelvis I twitch then begin to tremble uncontrollably as my orgasm explodes between my legs. I place my hand over Alex’s, there is no need to continue movement. My clit is so sensitive the merest movement sends me in to convulsions. He leaves it laying there momentarily as I come down from my sexual high.

This toy is a wonderful clit vibe for both the beginner and the experienced masturbator. I only have one criticism to make, it is quite noisy and could not be used discreetly but in its favour it is a very powerful vibrator too so I wouldn’t discount it.

I fancied an up and downer and asked for the professional help of Bedtime Heaven to select a good one for me. There are so many vibrators to choose from I am sometimes a little lost as to which to test drive.

They sent out the Intimate Liasons Utopia Rabbit for me to try. It looks both classy and like it can do the business.

This toy stood on the floor by my bed for a few days before I decided to reach down and try it out. For me a toy has to fit in with my bedroom pleasures and an appropriate moment presented itself whilst Alex took a bath.

I believe that vibes are best test driven on your own if you have a partner because you can then get in to the correct mind set. Yes, I know I can have cock when I want it but it is nice to be a single girl again and try these toys out.

Let me tell you a little about my friend.

The Utopia Rabbit is powerful and as such requires 6 x AA batteries, greedy but very, very powerful
It has 6 modes of rotating thrusting beads and 6 speeds of pulsating clitoral stimulation
Phthalates free you can be sure that it is safe to use
Operated by push button control pleasure is only a click away
It has 3 rows of rotating thrusting beads for vaginal stimulation and 4 rows of thrusting beads to stimulate the entrance to your pussy
Generous in size the insertable length is 15cm with a 13.5cm circumference, guaranteed to have you moaning Lol

I squoze a small blob of water based lube on to the tip and ran it around the cock shaped head to ease penetration. It felt slightly cold as the tip touched my pussy lips and parted them, I pressed the rabbit ears control and the tickling buzz started to work on my clit.

Now time for the action, I pressed once on the vibrator control and it burst in to action. It felt strange rotating round inside me at first and then I started to LOVE it. With a second click I found the ideal continuous setting.

This vibe really does the trick, there are some vibrators which don’t quite deliver. This one does. The beads can be clearly felt through the soft casing, each one massaging your inner walls. And the clit vibe…need I say more. I didn’t even venture any of the other setting for either the rabbit’s ears or the vibrator.

I know when I have found the perfect combination and I certainly had. Experimentation could wait for another day. This is a really good simulation of the real thing, that is if he has steel beads on his cock. Only kidding. The simulated thrusting is second to none and the power is awesome.

That’s another thing I have found with mechanised movement vibrators, they can be under powered and leave you cold when you start to grip them. They seize up and haven’t the power to bring you to orgasm. No fear of that happening with the Utopia Rabbit.

It massaged and pulsed and massaged and pulsed and I came. I came with such intensity that I thought I was going to wet myself. The tip had worked wonders on my g-spot. I can only praise this rabbit vibrator because it is the one I have been waiting for and I cannot recommend it strongly enough.

As you can tell, I liked it. No I LOVED IT! I’m so enthusiastic that I’m shouting now.

Alex entered the bedroom and I didn’t even hear him. As I opened my eyes on my way back down to earth, he was stood by the bed. “You liked that didn’t you?”, he said with a smile. “Oh, yes”, I replied.

Like most rabbits, it can be a little noisy in use because of it’s multiple functions, thrusting motion and power. The noises you will make should drown out the Utopia rabbit. Not a toy to be used in the dead of night with your auntie Mabel next door. But then again, when I come I definitely make more noise than my toys, so that doesn’t worry me.

When I requested the Tenga Egg from Bedtime Heaven for review I was in for a bit of a shock. It arrived in the usual discrete plain envelope, but when I was handed it by the postman I thought he’d given me the wrong package.

The reason?

Tenga EggMasturbators are really small, about the size of a goose egg. I was expecting something large because over time, from the original Ona-cup to the Tenga Flip Hole, Tenga masturbators have slowly grown in size.

With the new eggs Tenga have taken the masturbator in the other direction. They have stripped it down to its bare essentials and created great little sex toys for men.

The egg comes wrapped in a plastic covering, over an unmarked hard plastic shell. This means that once unwrapped the egg is very innocuous and really does look like a white goose egg. The instructions on the outer wrapper are in Japanese so are not much use to me. Though it’s pretty obvious what goes where, LOL

The egg masturbator itself sits in the hard plastic case, inside that is a polythene tube with a small sachet of lube inside it. The tube acts to help the ultra soft and stretchy egg masturbator stay in shape when in transit.

Out of it’s packaging and with a squirt of lube inside the egg looks like a piece of squid ready for the barbie. It slips easily over any sized penis and although only 7cm long can be stretched to cover the whole of my cock (3 times that length).

What does it feel like? Very, very nice. There are three internal contours to choose from Wave, Clicker and Spider. The one I tried for this review, Spider, has a cobweb style design of raised lines, like the longitude and latitude lines on a globe, only on the inside and much more fun. There’s also a bobbly bit in the very end to add the finishing touch to the stimulation.

On its own such a soft and pliable toy would probably fall flat, if it were in a case like the original Tenga sex toys. With the Tenga Egg the grip of your hand applies and controls the pressure, and therefore sensation you achieve. There’s instant feedback and therefore immediate pleasure.

When you pull the Tenga Egg right onto you penis it stretched to the point of almost transparency. An interesting sight for you and one which Suze enjoyed; Hypnotised by my cock again. I had to let her have a go. *Grin*

When she grabbed the egg and my cock I lay back and concentrated on the sensation. The contours are subtle but very effective. They allow you to masturbate as gently or as hard as you wish, the lube contained inside the Tenga Egg by its own elasticity making the masturbatory experience hugely enjoyable and not messy.

This applies equally to the happy finish. Suze enjoys seeing me cum and with most masturbators she’s denied this because they are opaque and hide the event away. With a translucent tip when full stretched over your penis you and your partner can see you cumming, filling the toy with semen.

I let myself go and allowed Suze to bring me off quickly, both of us were eager to see what ejaculation would look like into the egg. I can confirm it is interesting and exciting to see the semen pumped from the tip of your cock and fill the inside of the Tenga Egg.

Cleaning is as simple as it gets, the flexibility and one piece design make a quick rinse followed by some anti-bac soap the only maintenance required after use. The Tenga Egg is currently drying (inverted) in our bathroom after only a few seconds cleaning.

Once dry you can slip the egg back into its hard shell and with the addition of some more lube you’ll be using it again in no time. Because of the case the egg is a very practical travel toy. It will fit almost anywhere and will go unnoticed in any suitcase.

This may be the best value Tenga Masturbator ever. A great idea that I can recommend to anyone wanting to try a masturbator for the first time, or looking to add an easily portable toy to their collection.