I’ve seen them I was fully aware of pussy pumps but was never really tempted to try one. That was until Nice Sex Toys sent one out for me to try. Have you guessed what I am talking about yet? There is a clue in the title of this post.

Ok, I’ll tell you. I got my very own pussy pump and to be honest I was slightly wary of it. Don’t ask why. On reflection I suppose it is because it really doesn’t resemble your standard image of a sex toy.

But that is where my adventurous side kicks in. Ask yourself how many times you have declined a culinary delight based on preconceptions of how you think it will taste or even on how it looks. I did this for many years but decided one day to broaden my horizons and try things, if only once.

You never know if you like something unless you try it, right?

Based on this philosophy I decided to give this unusual Vagina Cup by Playsafe a try. And I’m glad that I did. Put aside your judgement and open your mind…

No batteries required for this one.

The Vagina Cup is totally safe to use and here is a brief rundown of it’s features

The cup is fully detachable for cleaning and made from ABS plastic with a soft PVC edge for comfort. It also features a clear cup allowing you to monitor your size
It has a single handed pump action trigger
A quick release valve ensures safe play

Alex being Alex, wanted to watch me play with myself.

I put the new DVD in the drive and pressed play then placed the cup over my vulva and pressed it against my flesh for good purchase. Then I started to pump with Alex watching intently from down the bed. He is such a naughty boy.

The pump is easy to operate and within moments had attached to me sufficiently for me to let go. I could now feel the gentle pull on my pussy lips as it began to suck me in to the vacuum within the Vagina Cup.

I could feel the rush of blood in to my vaginal area and the tingle created by the continual suction. In honesty I could feel the pull on my pussy lips and tension created by the cup but it wasn’t quite hitting the spot in terms of masturbatory pleasure. But I think this is where the pump comes in to its own.

Whilst I may not have been taken to the heights of ecstasy I can well see how someone in to this kind of stimulation would have been tripping by now. And to be honest I felt slightly cheated that I hadn’t climaxed.

But thing is I was misunderstanding the functionality of this toy. It has a legacy that isn’t totally apparent at the start…

Yes the experience was pleasant at the point I stopped pumping. I could have gone on longer but I think the far more experienced would be suited to that. This is the wonderful thing about this toy, its versatility. You can apply as little or as much suction as you like on your vagina.

Unbeknown to me there was a little surprise waiting.

I decided that I needed to come and come quickly. Although the Vagina Cup had enlivened me it hadn’t quite done the dirty.
Hitting the release valve with my right hand, I retrieved my favourite clit vibe from my bedside drawer with the other.

I passed Alex the Vagina Cup and he immediately placed the cup over his nose. Savouring my sexual fragrance from the plastic. Fuck! He does some things which simply turn me right on.

That clit vibe was soon in place and working on me. As soon as contact was made I knew the pump had worked its magic. I was so fucking sensitive and only seconds. Not minutes later I was bucking and thrusting as I came. No preamble, no warning I just exploded in to the most mind blowing orgasm.

So one question remains.

Do I like this toy? The answer is simple and possibly for the most unexpected reasons. Yes, it is a fantastic pre clit play toy and I’ve yet to try fucking afterwards!

Bedtime Heaven sent me the Topco Night Moves Seduction to test because it is new to the market and an interesting design. I must admit when I opened the package I thought it was trying to be a little over ambitious. I hold my hands up now, I was oh so wrong!

Little Miss Seduction is interesting in many ways, let me tell you all about her…

She is constructed from soft touch Cyberskin and which is phthalate free and body safe
With dual motors she will get yours running very quickly
There are 7 functions of vibration and vibration with variable speed settings
With a g-spot curve and a bendable spine you are able to direct your pleasure to right where you want it
Seduction is waterproof so can accompany you in to the bathroom
Powered by 3 x AAA batteries she packs a punch
The curved wave is wonderfully ribbed and has dual external ticklers which are bound to hit the spot
She has an insertable length of 10cm and a maximum girth of 13cm

The afternoon in the garden got a little too hot to be weeding so we retired to the bedroom. We were going to have a little rest but we are both so in to our toy testing that we decided to test one of our toys.

Alex selected one and I obviously went for the Seduction Vibrator.

Laying next to each other on the bed I placed the Seduction between my legs to bring it up to body temperature, despite the warmth outside the bedroom was still cool. Which is good when you want to cool down.

The batteries were already loaded in my toy and I pulled it from between my legs to study the controls. There is a + and – button to control the speed and a “F” button to cycle through the functions, no over complication to feel your way round.

I pushed the vibe in to my pussy which was already wet and accepting. I felt the creek of the vibe vertebrae as it entered me and thought there was no way that I could keep the correct bend on this toy and insert it.

Really I shouldn’t have worried and it gets even better!

Once up to the hilt I pushed the + button and the vibe burst in to life and what a powerful little vibrator it is. Totally forgetting that the vibe is bendable I pushed the clit tickler towards my clit expecting the vibe to kick out in the opposite direction. And of course it didn’t, much to my joy.

The clit vibe was resting in just the right spot to buzz my clit, I pushed the F button and the pulsations rippled through my clit. Fuck! It took my breath away. It is so rare that you find a toy which fits you and this one is so versatile it can be made to fit you. I have received emails from girls who say that certain toys particularly if they are petite do not fit their anatomy.

Well, look no more because this one WILL fit you.

That is the beauty of the bendable spine in this toy coupled with the dual motors which vibrated me in to submission. Just when I thought this toy couldn’t please me any more I tried something else.

I used my PC muscles to pull the g-spotter towards my sweet spot and it bent inside me, fitting me better than any estimated curvature I could have manually created. Can you tell, I am sold on this vibe? It is a revelation in design for all girls large or small.

Sorry I’m loosing the plot due to my enthusiasm.

Now with the perfect fit for both my g-spot and clit I was in a world of my own. Don’t ask me what Alex was doing even though he was right next to me. Another push of the function button and the pulsations blew my mind.

This vibrator has it all…

I came…

…and the Seduction conquered.

I have absolutely nothing negative to say about this toy from TopCo. And take it from me that takes some achieving. Buy now then, go and have fun.

Oh, I just thought of one. The ass tickler didn’t do it for me but I’m not complaining because it hit the spot everywhere else.

You can never have enough clit vibrators or for that matter clitoral orgasms. Lol I have a variety of toys for bringing me off but nothing like the Acupoint Duo Massager. And I asked if Nice Sex Toys could send one over for me to play with.

Unlike other clit vibes the Acupoint has two ends to play with, one has three levels of pulsation and the other three levels of vibration. Each end operates independently or both ends together if you need a little extra.

I inserted the 4 AAA batteries into the vibrator and it was good to go. It measures 24cm in length and sits nicely in the hand with the controls being operated via push buttons in the centre of the vibrator. The construction is plastic which I find conducts vibrations effectively.

This vibrator is also dual function, it can be used to stimulate the clit and the g-spot with one nub being bigger than the other for concentrated stimulation.

Once loaded with batteries I placed it between our pillows on the bed to keep it safe for use later. It was the Easter holiday and I had all the time in the world to play later, there were jobs to be done in the garden.

A few hours later and with my back aching we decided to come in to the house and have a cuppa and half an hour in bed relaxing to stretch out our backs. Rather than laying on the bed I undressed, slipped in to my sleep t-shirt and climbed in to bed. Alex was taking a pee in the bathroom.

I turned on the television and started to watch Charlie and the chocolate factory for the umpteenth time. Reaching over to Alex’s side of the bed I grabbed the DVD control and turned it on. The DVD from the night before was already in the drive. Queue hot blonde getting fucked up the ass by a bloke, she was sucking air between her teeth in an annoying fashion so I turned the volume down. Better.

Alex walked in to the bedroom stark bollock naked and slipped in beside me. I turned to spoon with him and feel the warmth of his flesh on me. I closed my eyes feeling safe and warm in his embrace. A little weary I started to drift off.

The next thing I know Alex is kissing the back of my neck and whispering. What was he saying? I listened intently for him to repeat his words.

“I want to fuck you, climb up on to your knees”, he suggested urgently.

Half asleep I complied, lifting the hem of my t-shirt up displaying my round ripe ass and parting my legs. He didn’t need asking and moved between my legs pushing his cock deep inside me.

Whilst dozing I must have been thinking dirty thoughts because I was wet, no I was soaking. I’m such a dirty bitch! But always ready. We were perfectly aligned and he was massaging my g-spot with his cock, so much so that I wanted to take a pee.

As he thrust in and out of me the Acupoint caught my eye, nuzzled between the pillows just waiting to be used. I reached over with my right hand and took hold of it. Alex was now well in to his stride and I momentarily forgot what I was doing. I rotated the Acupoint so the larger of the two nubs was pointing down and pushed the button a couple of times.

I don’t think Alex even noticed that I had picked up the vibrator he was going for it so hard. The powerful vibrations were resonating in the tip and I pushed my hand back between my legs. Gently I located my clit being careful not to push it too far and collide with Alex’s cock.

As soon as I placed it over my clit I could feel myself about to explode. The fucking combined with the pulses of vibration rippling through my clit were conspiring to bring me to orgasm and I was enjoying every moment.

Moments later I was coming and I made no secret of it, moaning and declaring to all the world that I was COMING! I could hear Alex moan, almost growl as he continued to slam in to me with purpose.

I was sure he could feel the vibrations travelling through me, he was now fucking me like a thing possessed. Without holding back I came again and that was enough to tip him over the edge, with one almighty thrust which sent me towards the headboard he twitched and gyrated as he pumped his seed inside me.

Once the spasms and involuntary twitching subsided he collapsed on the bed at the side of me. I rolled over on to my side and we lay embracing, breathless with the Acupoint between us on the bed.

All I need to do now is try it out on my g-spot but I need to recover first.