Rocks Off Finger Tingles Vibrator Review

Finger Tingler

I’m always on the look out for something new and interesting to try out and this toy looks really versatile and could be used by horny males as well as females. ;)

As it turned out they couldn’t have sent it to me at a better time. The weekend was set to be a wet one, in stark contrast to the glorious weather we have been enjoying recently. Which means more time indoors, which equals more time to play.

If the weather had been good my time would have been split between outdoor chores and indoor phwores! Ok, I did try. You try getting something to rhyme with chores. Lol

I opened the packaging and removed the Finger Tingles and was surprised to feel the softness of the rubber, I had expected it to be firm. Instead it reminded me of my school days and playing with Play Doh. It had that same smooth soft finish to it. It felt like a pliable rubber tongue.

The Rocks Off Finger Tingles features the famous R80 bullet which we have all grown to love but there are some interesting new features with this toy

It is constructed from IntraMed a new compound with anti-microbial properties to help keep your toy clean.
The Finger Tingles has been constructed with a hole in the middle to be worn on a finger or to encapsulate the clitoris if desired. Or nipple, that one only just occurred to me. ;)
It’s controlled via the push button on/off switch mounted in the base and comes complete with a battery so you don’t have to go looking for one.
Is completely waterproof for none stop fun, even at bathtime.

Saturday was utterly miserable and wet and we both decided to make our way to the bedroom to test out our toys. Yes, I did say our toys. Alex had something he also wanted to test. So, we both opted for some naughty mutual masturbation.

Alex didn’t bother waiting for me and started to play with himself which spurred me on. I took the FT and rather than taking it to my cit which would have been my first reaction. It was made for clit play. I slipped out of my t-shirt dress and panties and climbed under the covers, leaving Alex exposed.

I pushed the button and the powerful but quiet vibrations started to emanate from the Finger Tingler vibrator. Using the tip I gently placed it over my areola and ran it around in a circle. It felt like a bee was buzzing around my pinkish brown corona and the small nodules around it began to rise.

Next I took the tip to my right nipple and felt the vibrations resonate through my now hardening nipple. It felt so good to take the time to stimulate an erogenous zone I rarely pay attention to, least not enough.

I was beginning to loose myself in the delightful experience of caresses and stimulation without full on masturbation. Alex was taking care of that. ;) It felt like I was indulging myself in some me time, loving myself and it felt good.

My nipples were so hard by now that they pulsed and were almost painfully engorged. Well, a kind of pleasurable pressure was building in them and they stood so proudly on end. Alex was watching and becoming more avid about his testing. ;0

My body seemed to be harmonising with the vibrations now and I couldn’t wait to move my hand down over my mons to seek out my wet firm button. I placed the tip of the Finger Tingle over my clitoral hood and let the vibrations do the work, no movement was required. I became aware of my clit swelling and urging me to play with it. I pushed my middle finger through the hole, gripping the bullet in my palm and placed my finger back on to my clit. The sensation was amazing, the contrast between my warm digit and the soft encapsulating hood teasing me was spellbinding.

I was taken by surprise because I really had no idea it would be such an excellent sex toy. The digital and vibratory combination was soon wooing me in to submission. I added a slight roll with my finger, an absent minded side to side wiggle.

This did the trick, within less than a minute I was digging my heels in to the bed and arching my back, shouting out ”Fuck” the international word for orgasm coming. I started to move my finger across my clit with more vigour and felt the moisture leach from me as I came. My finger was soaked.

It’s a good job that the Finger Tingler is waterproof. ;)

I’m full of praise for this little toy, you can slip it easily in to your handbag or pants and it is so quiet you could probably get away with wearing it in the office. Just don’t shout out “Fuuuuuck!” like me when it hits the spot. ;)

Allure Ultimate Leather Blindfold Review

The Allure Ultimate Leather Blindfold Review

We aren’t into the BDSM scene as such but we do enjoy a little bondage/BDSM play from time to time. Our take on it is that it can add a deeper sensory element to our sex lives that vanilla lovemaking is lacking.

Because we approach it from this vanilla angle we are only slowly accumulating the various pieces of equipment that a serious BDSM oriented couple would take for granted. That’s not such a bad thing, for two reasons. Firstly we are gaining experience slowly, finding out what we do and do not like without scaring ourselves off, LOL. Secondly the price of some BDSM kit is frightening!

Not so with Allure Ultimate Leather Blindfold, at on £16.95 you get a blindfold that will last you forever and feels like it means business. This is not one of those novelty blindfolds that you might buy for a hen party, it is made from quite thick leather. While not quite as supple as I might have liked it will I’m sure soften with use and if I had thought to manipulate it a little before Suze put it on me I think this minor problem would have disappeared.

The blindfold looks a little foreboding because of its metal studs, but it is comfortable to wear, while its solid construction makes sure you know that you’re wearing it. You do feel as if you’ve been strapped into a piece of grown-up BDSM gear. The buckled strap makes it adjustable without any girly elastic either.

The smell of the leather ads to the experience and I really enjoyed the constant aroma throughout the time I was wearing it. If you want to know exactly what we got up to you read these posts – part 1 and part 2. I’ll restrict myself to describing how I felt as Suze released her inner Domme.

As I mentioned above it was an experience just being strapped into the mask. It has a single strap so it’s easy to use, but the buckle and the fact that it is leather gives an altogether more serious feel to it than a lightly tied silk scarf which has been what we’ve used before. It may be odd to say it, but it gives the person putting the leather mask on you more authority than a scarf.

Masks are all about heightening your awareness of the sensations being applied to your body. The masks slight constriction, the smell of the leather and the act of making you temporarily blind all in themselves make your mind work and begin your journey into a world of alternate sensory stimulation.

As Suze toyed with me, scratching, stroking flogging and at one point cooling my balls with an ice pack my mind was focussed entirely on her actions. Being trussed up with bondage rope helped too! Being unable to move meant that I was totally in her hands and each stimulation was her choice, very exciting.

When she had played with me for maybe 20 minutes I was more than ready to fuck and the blindfold came off. Maybe it would have been better to leave it on and feel my way, after all I know my way around Suze pretty well. Maybe next time …

If you want to experience real BDSM toys then as always this one from the premier Allure brand hits the spot.

For reviews of BDSM Sex Toys you can visit Sex Toys Buzz.

Japanese Bondage Rope Review

This is quite an old review now and the product it pointed to is no longer available. However you can read more Bondage Toy Reviews over on Sex Toys Buzz.

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Occasionally you feel that you need to expand the horizons of your relationship with your partner. Try something new, not always something exciting even, just an experience you haven’t shared before.

That’s where Alex and I complement each other perfectly, for you see want to keep the relationship fresh, open, honest and perhaps along the way exciting. No, it is exciting. No two days are the same in the Alex & Suze household.

And so when it was time to select something nice to play with we decided to try a length. ;) Got you! I mean a length of Doc Johnson’s Japanese Style Bondage Rope in blood red.

We have 32 feet of rope which they claim will not rub or chafe you skin. I was rather glad about that because whilst I do like a little gentle restraint I’m not in to pain of any sort. I’m also not very good at tying knots; the last time I had to do anything with string was at school in an art class, we did some macramé. I made a bottle cover. Lol

I’m guessing if you are a fisherman then you may have a head start on the rest of us novices out here. :)

I decided to be Alex’s volunteer in the absence of any other and he was more than eager to tie me up. In fact he remarked that he wished that he had ordered the ball gag too. Needless to say I gave him a good spank for that. He laughed, so I gave him another. I know I’m supposed to be the submissive one but I’m a switch at heart.

For some reason I don’t know why I had conjured up in my head that Alex without any experience whatsoever would be binding me a wonderfully intricate bodice in Shibari. I have seen so many wonderful images of this and it looks beautiful when executed correctly.

On this occasion it was far too ambitious for his first attempt, even if he had been a good boy scout. But that’s me, wanting to run before we can walk. The great thing about doing attempting something like this is that it is a shared, intimate, learning experience.

I removed my clothing, t-shirt, jeans all cast to the floor as I lay on the bed eagerly awaiting Alex’s appearance in the doorway of the bedroom. He entered the room having retrieved the rope from its hiding place. We had visitors earlier in the day and had done a sweep of the house for any incriminating evidence. That being sex toys and other related paraphernalia.

My heart was beating with anticipation as Alex settled on the side of the bed and easing out a length of rope he gently traced it over my naked form. It tickled but at the same time stroked me with its light touch. He danced the rope over my left nipple and I watched as it responded, hardening and jutting out from my breast.

I closed my eyes as he lifted my left foot and began to run lengths of rope around my raised ankle, I felt him tighten the knot. Then he took the other in his hand and repeated the binding process as I lay trying hard to control my breathing, which was becoming more obvious and quickened.

Ankles secured, he took hold of my left hand and I felt him running the rope over the back of my wrist, then underneath, wrapping me several times in the rope before securing it with a knot.

Finally he took my right hand and secured that to the other. I opened my eyes to discover that I had been lightly hogtied, I say lightly because he had allowed adequate space between hands and feet for me to move and feel comfortable.

I had the feeling that he was easing me in to this…

He moved from under my feet and then I realised that I had to lay with my legs raised in order to be able to lay on the bed. It felt slightly uncomfortable and unfamiliar but in a strange kind of way I liked the unfamiliarity of the situation I now found myself in. It gave the experience and edge, a sexual tingle if you like.

As I was getting used to my new situation Alex slipped out of his clothes and stood next to me. This had turned him on too, he was as hard as a rock. I wriggled closer to the edge of the bed and licked the tip of his cock, he tasted good.

I enclose my mouth around his erection and sucked as I ran my tongue over his frenulum. He bucked into my mouth a couple of times and then withdrew and climbed on to the bed below me.

He took hold of the rope stretching between my hands and my feet and lifted me until I was level with his cock and then he plunged my depths. I yelped, with surprise even though I had known this was coming. It felt good to be semi suspended and fucked at the same time.

My rope tethers were so soft and kind to my skin that I felt like I was being secured by hands instead of rope.

Alex had control over me and I liked the idea of relinquishing mine to him. I was awash with come, it’s the only way I can describe just how wet I was. He pulled out a little too far and skidded on my fluid trying to re-enter me, a little toilet tissue had to be used to lap up the surplus before he pushed inside my pussy again.

All my senses seemed heightened and my orgasm came quickly and quite loudly, swiftly followed by Alex.

If you haven’t given rope bondage a try I strongly suggest you do. Don’t try to be too ambitious at first, make the most of the sensual bonding you and your partner develop and go with the flow.

I now need to find a book on beginners bondage, has anyone any suggestions?

Clone-A-Pussy Review

Clone A PussyIt’s time for me to take a perfect replica of my fanny. I will be able to get close up and personal with my own pussy for the first time in my life.

The kit comes complete with every thing you need to make a replica of your pussy, it contains:

Moulding Powder
Moulding Container
Patented Liquid Skin
Liquid Rubber
Stir Stick

You need to provide:

A Measuring Jug
Mixing Bowl or jug
Large Spoon or Spatula
A Paper Cup

Oh…and one freshly prepared pussy. ;)

I made sure that my pussy was mowed and ready for the moulding process. And then we were ready to go.

We decided to do this in the kitchen as the floor is totally washable should we spill anything. Practical as ever, I know! I was stood in the kitchen wearing just a t-shirt, with the cat sat in the window eyeing up the birds and Alex mixing up his moulding gel.

He measured out 2/3 cup of lukewarm water and poured the powder in to the jug, stirring vigorously. The mixture was very thick and lumpy so he added a little more to make it in to a firm mixture he could pour it in to the mould.

Moments later I was stood with my legs wide and leaning against the kitchen sink. The mixture felt cold on application and I let out a giddy little scream and a giggle. After the initial shock of the cold against my hot pussy. Oooh, that sounds so cliché doesn’t it? :) I realised that this mould had to be taken off and asked Alex if I should have greased up first.

He calmed me by saying that the instructions didn’t advise you lube up first. But I know Alex he does and then looks afterwards. I then stood for about 6 minutes in the kitchen hoping that nobody decided to give us an impromptu visit. How would we explain that one?

After about 5 minutes Alex gently eased off the mould and I stood there hoping that it wouldn’t hurt. I had no need to worry the gel eased away from my flesh without so much as a pull. I couldn’t wait to see it and asked him to show me.

There in my hands was my own little pussy, despite the air bubbles it was all me. ;) A little patience was now required for the mould to fully harden, it recommends several hours on the instructions.

Once the mould is firm and dry you can mix the two part mixture and pour it inside to create your pussy clone. This takes just over a day depending on the room temperature to harden.

A good tip if you decide to have a go yourself is to make sure that you open your lips before the casting material is applied. I didn’t, therefore my casting doesn’t show the intricacy of the female form as well as it might.

Be warned that the mould also shrinks slightly so the end result is not life sized. But it’s nice to get up close and personal with your own pussy when you’re not a contortionist. :)

I may make mine (pictured above) into a naughty fridge magnet and see if anyone realises what it is. Lol

Clone-A-Willy Kit Review

AlexSuzeThe thought of preserving your cock in vibrator form for posterity may or may not appeal to you, but it certainly intrigues a lot of people. There are a number of kits available, the best known being the Clone-A –Willy kit.

The hardest part of using the kit is what Suze has termed the sacrificial erection. Not being one to let one of my erections pass her by she was a little non-plussed at having to waste this one to create a Clone-A –Willy kit. She was of course consoled by the thought of having two of my cocks to use afterwards.

This is not something that we found you could do in a single evening.

The best way to use this kit is with a friend, a very special friend. Because it’s only two minutes from when you start mixing the gel powder (with which you create the mould) until it sets you have to get your timing absolutely spot on.

You have to measure the plastic tube that the kit comes in to the length of your erect penis plus one inch. If you’re like me the 12” long packing will not be long enough so you’ll have to improvise an extension.

I wish! Seriously though, cover the cut ends with duck tape, otherwise you’ll be explaining the peculiar lacerations from jagged plastic in the A & E (ER) for hours.

Take the phone off the hook.

Wash Mr Pecker thoroughly.

Get your friend to help you achieve a suitably proud state. Suze was, as always, exemplary in this respect, but sadly I cannot offer her services to anyone else using this kit. Find your own special friend ;)

Tip for the assistant; If you’re doing this in the kitchen as we did, kneel on a towel. It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase housemaid’s knee.

I had pre-measured 425ml of water at 37 degrees Celsius, but had to top this up when I reached the required state and pour off the excess because of cooling. Mixing this stuff while being blown is quite surreal, and even with both hands free, a bit of a panic! Anyway, you end up with a lumpy grey mixture that I poured into the mould tube, then immersed Mr Pecker.

All I can say is that it’s like sticking your cock in tepid porridge. The gel starts setting as soon as you mix it so you feel almost immediately immobilised. My instinct at this point would normally be to thrust, not advisable as you’ll fail to get a good cast and it would prove messy. The warmth and lack of movement meant that by the time the gel had hardened I was already heading for a suitable size to withdraw.

The gel is water based so a) easy to clean up and b) does not heat up as it solidified, which was one fear I had. You don’t want a roasted cock now do you!

The instructions say to allow two hours for the mould to air-dry. After two hours and the mould was solid but still wet, so it would be later that night before I could cast the positive image of my dinkle, complete with vibrator, in the two part rubber compound. As time was getting on we left the mould to cure for 24 hours. Luckily nobody came round during that time to ask what the plastic tube with the grey stuff in it was.

The mould doesn’t quite set but it needs to be to be able to flex whilst casting takes place. Note: the mould does shrink slightly (about 5% in length), so guys don’t be upset by the finished result. LOL.

As instructed I cut a piece of card to fit over the top of the mould providing support for the vibrator insert. I removed a circle of card from the centre just large enough to insert the vibrator through, leaving the end exposed so that it can be turned and batteries inserted.

Now I combined the two part rubber compound in an old glass jar and mixed the two parts together with the stir stick provided. When blended I poured them in to the mould, leaving as instructed a 2.5cm gap to the top to allow for the vibrator. Don’t worry guys there is enough compound left over to be able to cast a cock the size of John Holmes. ;) Then I placed the card complete with vibrator inserted in to the end of the cast.

A word of advice at this point, make sure you weight down the end of the vibrator because it has a tendency to rise out of the cast as it sets. You don’t need much weight just enough to keep it submerged. Then we had to wait for the rubber compound to cure, I’m not the most patient of people but I knew it would be worth the wait.

I now had to leave the mould in the kitchen on the work surface for the next 24 hours. Again no visitors, phew. A mould would be bad enough but how would you explain a cast of a cock with a vibrator sticking out the top sitting on your work surface? Some people may cast little Beatrix Potter animals but not me. :)

Well, I made it and managed not to keep taking a poke at the mould for the curing period. The mixture does feel slightly tacky to the touch at first but it is fully set. I gently removed it from the flexible mould and out popped the most perfect Mini Alex. There was just one thing left to do in the cloning process…shave the cock. Yes, you did read that correctly. During the casting process air got trapped and created little bubbles of rubber on my willy which need to be taken off.

The whole process from start to finish is simple and straightforward, just add cock and off you go.

 

Kama Sutra Earthly Delights Gift Tin

AlexSuze.com, Kama Sutra Gift TinFrom the moment I opened the beautifully decorated tin my senses were bombarded with exotic aromas filled with promise. The Kama Sutra Earthly Delights Gift Tin, which really should be “Beautiful Tin” makes for an ideal present for the lady in your life and don’t think this will just be for her, I’m sure she will want to share the wonders contained within.

Alex and I rarely get time to languish in erotic foreplay, we are tired like most couples when we get home from work and want to just get jiggy with it most of the time. So when I was sent this to test drive I welcomed the change, it meant that we would be spending some quality time just enjoying the sensual massage and play it encourages. And yes it does encourage intimacy and playfulness. ;)

The tin contains:

Original Oil of Love
Stimulating Pleasure Balm
Sweet Almond Massage Oil
French Vanilla Crème Body Soufflé
Sweet Honeysuckle Honey Dust
And last but not at all least a lovely little feather applicator

This gift set really encourages you to get down and dirty and best of all you can actually lick and kiss any of the products from your partner as they contain natural ingredients. ;) Although I must stress that you should stay well clear of the Almond Massage Oil if you are in any way allergic to nuts.

I volunteered myself to try out the delightful preparations first. You know what I’m like, go for it and enjoy! I rolled over on to my stomach. We were of course both naked, having turned up the central heating to ensure the bedroom was nice and warm first.

To relax me and much to my surprise, I felt the gentle touch of feathers moving up my calves. They felt slightly tickly but at the same time comforting with their delicate touch. Alex ran them up my legs, over my buttocks travelling up my spine. He gently brushed my body all over with the feather applicator, giving me just a taste of what was to come.

Alex then opened one of the containers, I had no idea which one he had selected, I love surprises. I felt the droplets make contact with my skin, they weren’t cold as the tin had been in the bedroom warming too.

He then began to work the liquid in to my muscles around my shoulders and descending down my vertebra. The oil began to heat and my nostrils were filled with the blend of chocolate, vanilla and cinnamon. Now I’m not a chocoholic but I must admit that I was aroused by the smell. Maybe there is something in this chocolate versus sex thing. Lol

As he massaged the oil in to my flesh I began to feel so relaxed and could feel myself starting to get a little turned on too. The oil started to warm my muscles, it must have been the cinnamon. He worked this in to my back and then asked me to roll over. By now I had my eyes shut and the air in the room was laced with the essence dark chocolate and vanilla.

Another bottle was opened and I felt the tingle and cool sensation envelope my nipples. They immediately responded becoming hard and erect. He was encircling each of my areolas with the Stimulating Pleasure Balm which had a mint aroma and tingled on contact with my skin. I opened my eyes to catch Alex grinning as he watched my nipples engorge as he rolled them around in the minty gel.

He then lowered his mouth on to my nipple and began to lick the minty stimulant whilst staring at me lustfully. I was now so sexually aroused that I could have wrapped my legs around him and fucked but I wanted to savour this valuable time together and enjoy the delights of being reacquainted with each other on an emotional and tactile level.
I lay back on the bed, enjoying his tongue working it’s magic on my nipple and breast. Using a combination of flicks, licks and sucks he managed to bring me so close to orgasm. I had to cross my legs tightly to subdue the arousal. I checked Alex out as he repositioned himself to reach for another product from the tin on the bedside drawers. He was erect, certainly ready to fill me with his cock.

Again I closed my eyes in anticipation of what was to come. I felt the warmth of Alex’s hand between my legs and the application of something to my pussy with his fingers. I lay there feeling the warm caress of a tongue, gliding over my vulva. I squirmed with his lingual attentions. He was lapping away at me like a hungry cat. Groaning as he sucked and licked my pussy in to submission.

By now I was fit to burst. I started to buck my hips in perfect rhythm with his lapping. Then my orgasm gripped me and I shook as he licked me adding to the saliva already coating my swollen pussy. Little did I know that Alex had applied a liberal amount of French Vanilla Crème Body Souffle which he eagerly ate from my pussy.

“Right something for you next”, I suggested. “Can you pass me the Sweet Almond Massage Oil?”.

Alex handed me the bottle, no screw top, a rocker top bottle for ease of application. I squirted a liberal amount of oil over my breasts and demanded that he massage it in. The aroma was overwhelming. Just like marzipan (almond paste), I have loved marzipan since being a child. It was captivating.

I was now immersed in sensory melee of aromas, digital, oral and mental stimulation. Fucking was not an option but next on the agenda.

Using both hands simultaneously, Alex massaged and kneaded the oil in to my breasts as I relaxed. It’s a bit of a fetish of mine but I love to watch Alex roll and mould my breasts, especially when they are glistening coated in oil. ;)

Emotions got the better of me and I called out “Alex, put your cock between my boobs”. I pushed my tits together with both hands and waited. Alex straddled me and pushed his cock between my fleshy mounds. I was still oiled and the smell was amazing. He started to slowly run his cock between the valley of my breasts and I hung on now coated in oil my grip was slightly impaired. But where there is a will there is a way.

“Hmmm”, he moaned, working his cock in and out of my boobs. I pushed them together more firmly, gripping his cock, making the sensation more intense. Watching as his cock retracted and then poked out from between my breasts, time and time again. Head shining and purple with blood flow.

Alex now had his eyes closed and head pushed back nose pointing at the ceiling. He was now fucking hard and deliberate, speed was picking up. And I could tell his orgasm was building. His breaths more rapid and obvious.

Then from out of the blue he gasped, “Agggghhhh” and he came. With each pump he spewed out his seed. My chest was spattered with his semi opaque fluid. Then a globule of cum hit my chin and with a last thrust he groaned and fell on to his side by me.

I’m no expert but I think that he enjoyed that…

And so did I!

Alex’s impressions:

Kama Sutra Graden of Earthly DelightsSuze’s description of the Earthly Delights Gift Tin is pretty comprehensive and I couldn’t agree more about the relaxing and stimulating effect it had on us both.

Its presentation is faultless and choice of items just right for naughty nights in with your partner. I suppose you’d automatically think of this as a gift for a female partner, rather than a male one, but consider this. When he opens the tin on Christmas morning he may be surprised, but watch his face as the realisation dawns about who is going to be applying the products in the tin to his body … and then what he can get up to applying it to yours.

We also think this product is amazing value for money. All the products are high quality, so a little will go a long way. You can enjoy night after night of sensuality well into the new year, and because each item has been well chosen there’s enough variety so you will not get bored. Although, you’re pretty much guaranteed to get drilled. Sorry couldn’t resist.

So what did it feel like when Suze laid her hands on me?

First of all the feather dusting brush. I never thought I’d be one for feathers, a bit girly perhaps. I was wrong. It’s not as electric as I find the rubber whip can be when it’s dragged gently across my skin, but different, more subtle and very pleasant. I’m smiling here just thinking about it.

The soufflé smelled exquisite. You can imagine eating a bowl full of the stuff, though I wouldn’t advise it. The taste’s a little disappointing after the delicious smell, but that’s no matter as the sensation of licking it from a nipple or having it licked from yours is fantastic.

I think I’m going to run out of superlatives so bear with me.

The Love Oil is very surprising. Anything chocolate flavoured tends to be sickly sweet, both to smell and taste, however the oil smells and tastes spicy and chocolaty. It’s warming to the body and mind, avoiding the overpowering and artificial saccharine-like aroma and taste lower quality products have. Applying it to Suze’s back I found I needed only a small amount to give a soothing, sensual massage without any stickiness.

Suze’s use of the almond massage oil on my back filled the air with the smell of Amoretto and left me drifting in a relaxing yellow sea (not literally, my synaesthesia again, to the rest of the world I was relaxed and goosebumpy).

We found that the best way to appreciate just what these products do to the air around you is to walk out of the room where you’ve been using them for a few minutes and re-enter. It’s like walking into an enveloping blanket of rich, relaxing and sensuous aromas.

If you do decide to give this gift to your partner for Christmas it’s going to make a great change from the usual naughty underwear or adult toy. Then again why not buy all three.

Bedtime Heaven are accepting orders for all products including the Kama Sutra Earthly Delights Gift Tin right up until 21st December at 17:00 for Guaranteed Special Delivery before Christmas.

Seven Creations Heavy Metal Butt Plug

AlexSuze, Metal Butt PLugThe Seven Creations Heavy Metal Butt Plug is very nice to hold, not too heavy or too big to be uncomfortable. A perfect combination of both size and weight to stimulate both the anus and the beginning of the colon.

We retired to the bedroom and Alex assumed the position on top of the towel we use to avoid lube drip. It was a few weeks since he had been penetrated and abstinence makes the ass grown fonder. ;)

He was eager as fuck to take something in his ass. I squeezed a drop of lube between the crack of his ass just above his opening, which was pouting for me to invade it. Slowly it ran down and into the dimple of his puckered little anus.

I added a couple of drops to the shiny, pre-warmed plug. For those interested I warmed it between my legs for a few minutes, the metal conducts very well so that was all it took to raise the temperature to body heat.

Gently I ran the plug around his ass, spreading the lube around both his anus and the tip of the plug simultaneously. Alex started to respond, moving his hips from side to side slightly. I began to excited at this point, I always do at the thought of pushing a plug or toy inside him. Knowing just how much he likes it.

I sat with one leg either side of his open legs and began to slowly and carefully push the metal butt plug inside. It was quite easy to insert, no resistance and the lube was lasting so no more needed to be applied.

Rotating the plug ensured that his anal walls were sufficiently coated and Alex groaned as the plug moved inside him. I noticed that his cock had started to stiffen as it dangled between his open legs and his balls were beginning to tauten.

With plug in my right hand I took a firm grip of his balls and the base of his cock and started to stroke him. He began to roll his hips and moan his appreciation. I pushed against the end of the plug once more and it was devoured by his ass once more.

He was now at the widest point and still no problems. Sometimes hairs around the anus can get caught and make the passage of the toy slightly impeded but because it is metal the lube really slicks it up.

One more gentle push and the butt plug disappeared inside him, leaving only the wide base outside his body. I continued to stroke his cock, he was now quite hard, almost fully erect. The towel below him was drizzled with pre cum which was now freely running from the end of his cock.

I ran my finger across the tip and scooped it up. It tasted wonderful and I felt as horny as hell!

Alex turned to face me on his knees and asked if I would suck his cock. Of course I would! It was pointing skyward and his balls were practically up into his groin they were so tight. I started to lick the tip and then swirled my tongue around the top. This made Alex shiver, he loves it. ;)

I then placed my tongue underneath his cock and sucked down hard on him, causing his frenulum to grind against my warm wet tongue. Christ, he was hard, I could clearly feel the definition of his helmet on the tip of my tongue as it sprouted from his hard shaft.

Alex started to buck and fuck my mouth not too deep but enough to ensure his foreskin was being moved too and fro. I stared to groan in response to his groans as he bucked away at my pursed lips.

His cock was now burying itself inside my throat and I took hold of his balls and pulled gently on them as he worked my mouth and throat. I was laying on my side with my legs apart for balance. My pussy was already moist by the time I started to suck him off and now I could feel the moisture making it’s way down my right inner thigh. I leaned up on my right arm in front of his groin still sucking away at that thrusting cock.

“Suze, can I come in your mouth?”, exclaimed Alex between his moans. He is such a gentleman. Lol I pulled back off his erection and answered “Yes” ,as quickly as I could before returning to my task.

Alex began to fuck faster in and out of my mouth and I could almost feel him swelling, preparing to shoot his load in to me. I began to meet his thrusts with bobs of my head, my tongue working his frenulum all the time.

Then with an almighty groan and a final thrust he shot his warm cum into my mouth. I kept my tongue depressed against the bottom of my mouth to collect it in the well made by my tongue. He tasted warm and slightly salty.

As the last spurt landed Alex withdrew from my mouth and lent in to kiss me. “Let me taste”, he asked. I opened my mouth and gave him a wide open kiss allowing his cum to enter his open mouth and hit his waiting tongue.

We kissed for a moment exchanging his seed and then I backed off. He had a tell tale dribble of cum running down from the left corner of his mouth. I swallowed my share and gave him a smile.

This was the first time we had snowballed and it had tipped me over the edge. I was so horny that my favourite vibe had to come out to play…

Alex’s thoughts …

AlexSuze, Heavy Metal Butt PlugWe’ve been wanting to try out a metal toy for ages, so when this one arrived we were more than ready to try it out.

The plug has an insertable length of 92mm and maximum diameter of 33mm. It’s not a huge butt plug, I prefer the stimulating to the unbelievably challenging when it comes to anal toys. So just right then.

The weight of the toy was initially something of a let-down. It was obviously hollow so I decided to see just how hollow. I tied a piece of cotton to the plug, filled a glass full of water, placed the glass in a measuring jug and lowered in the butt plug slowly.

The butt plug displaced 55ml of water and weighs 164g, giving a density of 2.9818 g/cm2. As steel is 7.4gcm2 and stainless steel is around 8.0 it’s obvious there’s a lot of fresh air inside it somewhere.

As I had always assumed it would be solid my initial excitement at the receipt of the butt plug was therefore quelled.

Not for long though.

You see, the butt plug weighs quite enough to make its presence felt when inserted. Extra weight would have other disadvantages too, as I’ll explain later. Add to this its intrinsically hygienic nature and the ability to use it hot and cold without fear of its degradation (even if you boil it in water to sterilize it) and you’re on to a winner.

Suze described our first use of the butt plug beautifully here. So I’ll not repeat what she said. What she didn’t mention is that when I fucked her with the butt plug in I found that its weight massaging my prostate really enhanced the experience. Because I’d been well lubbed-up the plug was on the verge of falling out. Hence my previous statement that extra weight would have been a disadvantage, any heavier and it probably would have popped out.

This is a toy that I will be using again, it’s practical, hygienic, effective and fun.

And for those of you who think I’m rather anal measuring the density of a sex toy … what do you expect when I’m writing about a butt plug? LOL

Wave Vibrator Review

This vibe is unlike any other in terms of action. When I first saw it I wanted it, just like a girl would desire an exquisite piece of jewellery, I wanted to have this to test drive.

And good for me, they despatched it to me with expedience complete with batteries because they are so thoughtful. Or do they know me well by now? ;)

It’s totally irrelevant but I love the colour. It comes in a lovely shade of lilac and has a very soft almost fleshy feel to it. The vibe is solid and well made with easy to operate controls.

Lets get the techie bit out of the way first:

The vibe has and shaft with an insertable length of 15cm and a very pleasureable girth of 13.5cm…OMG! Heaven.
It is constructed from Phthalate Free, smooth, soft and unscented TPR
Takes 4 x AA Batteries
3 x speed Wave Motion
And best of all Reverse Direction Wave Motion too
Also 3 x speed rabbit vibration, clit heaven ;)
It’s also waterproof which is a great idea if you tend to get as wet as I do Lol

This wave rabbit vibrator has a wonderful feel, warm, soft and almost like real flesh but it doesn’t look like real flesh, unless you are a martian of course. Lol

When I test vibes I like Alex to be part of the experience. So I asked him to come to bed with me and watch some porn whilst we both relaxed. It was the Easter break and we had all the time in the world…

It was Sunday afternoon to be precise and we had disappeared up the bedroom at 2pm. As he closed the curtains it occurred to me for just a moment “what would the neighbours think?” only for a moment then I though “so what?”. ;)

I turned on the DVD player and started up the disk that was already in the drive. It was House Of Shame and I selected the school room scene. Something about girls in short skirts and headmistresses gets me in the mood. Come on, I’m sure you feel the same…

Alicia Rodes makes a good disciplinarian, I would love her to teach me a lesson!

I cast off my t-shirt and unzipped my black jeans with my back against the bed. Alex moved across from his side and pulled my jeans slowly over my hips. I stepped out of them as they fell to the floor and kicked them over against the bedroom wall.

As I was about to sit on the edge of the bed he hooked his fingers inside my panties and pulled them down, planting a big kiss on my right butt cheek. I pulled them off over my feet and discarded them with my jeans by the wall.

I sat on the edge of the bed and Alex moved on in behind me placing a led either side of me. His body was now pressed against my back and I could feel his warm breath against my neck.

His hand unhooked the two catches on my bra and he rolled it over my shoulders and down my arms, as he did so my breasts spilled out. Nipples hardening with the exposure to the cool air. He reached his arms around me under my armpits and cupped both my breasts rolling them under his palms.

Then he pinched both nipples and I yelped with the roughness of his attentions. ;) I was already highly aroused and pleasure and pain can be so close that they merge.

Now naked I pushed back and Alex moved across the bed to his side. I lay on the pillow contemplating the phallic vibrator on my bedside drawers. Batteries were loaded and it was ready for me and I was certainly ready for it.

But this time I wanted Alex to take a more active role in my masturbatory pleasure. I wanted him to use the wave vibrator on me…

I passed him the Passion Wave vibe and asked “Will you fuck me with this?”.
“I would love to make you come”, came his reply as he accepted the vibe from me.

Alicia was now licking a girls cunt as I lay back on the desk, dirty girl! Alex then held the vibe against my pussy lips and began to push it inside me. “Can you apply some lube”, I asked as I felt that huge vibe trying to penetrate me, there was now way that was going in without some help.

He reached in to his drawer and applied some lube to the tip. It felt cold as he pushed it against my hot pussy but it was soon in and delving deep inside me. This vibe really does fill you up if you know what I mean.

Alicia was now fucking the faux schoolgirl with a strap on and Alex turned on the vibrator. I could feel the waves pulse through my pussy as he turned the vibe up to max. The sensation was like no other vibrator I have tested, I could feel the ripples of pleasure build and crash upon my shore.

Then he turned on the rabbit assailing my clit too!

I used my PC muscles to grip the rabbit as it waved up inside my pussy, this intensified the experience and before long I was submitting to an intense orgasm. Alex could sense it coming and started to gently pinch my right nipple with his free hand. Fuck! I came with such intensity that his grip on the vibe was impaired by the ejaculate. “Bloody hell, you are wet!”, he exclaimed.

Those waves are increased in intensity and efficacy if you use your PC muscles to grip the vibe as it ripples through you. I was rendered speechless for moments after I came. Lucky Alex kept up the good work varying speed and function because I lost all control.

Alex was more than a little turned on at this point…he removed the vibe from my pussy and replaced it with his cock. As I wrapped my legs around his back he fucked me watching my boobs bounce up and down with each thrust.

Within minutes of him entering me we were both coming and he ended up with some tell tale nail marks on his back.

This toy is going in to my under the bed sex toy supplies. ;)

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The Tuyo Vibromasseur

Tuyo, AlexSuze.com

 

Tuyo is a thing of beauty, so much so that when I opened the beautiful white satin box actual I gasped. Inside nestling on the blanket of black satin was the most wonderful white opalescent ball, banded with dusky pink silicone and chrome.

This is truly a toy your friends will covet, and a great gift for the lady in your life this Christmas. The shape is most unusual. It is a sphere of pleasure, which sits perfectly and discreetly on your dressing table. Right next to your bottle of DKNY Be Delicious. Did Donna Karan know about this sex toy in advance of its release?

No really, you could place this on your dressing table and nobody would guess what naughty little pleasures it could bring. Most adult toys tend to look like what they are designed for but this one hides secrets, ones I’ll reveal to you now.

So let’s have some facts before we get to the dirty stuff ;)

The sphere is 3” (75mm) in diameter
Has a silicone non-slip grip
Is splash proof (that’s good, as I don’t plan on staying dry for long ;) )
It is also free of latex, PVC and phthalates, which is good for you and the environment and for you out there with intolerances.

It has:

8 modes of vibration
3 speed settings
5 pulsations

It weighs in at just 175g (not too heavy for those handbags)
And takes 3 x AAA 1.5v batteries

Best of all because the control button is integral to the ball it is housed in a small depression at the base, which also stops the ball from rolling away. Clever indeed.

I opened the box whilst sitting at my desk and fortunately for me I was wearing a skirt. Alex was sat at the side of me and I asked him if he could pass me the batteries for the toy…just like Christmas you need batteries for those naughty presents, you can’t go looking for them on Christmas Day. So guys if you buy your lady one of these don’t forget. OK, public information bulletin over now. ;)

I’m sure Alex was pretending not to look as I lifted my skirt and placed the Tuyo Vibromasseur between my legs. The first press of the button delivered a stimulating constant vibration directly to my pussy and clit. Another press and the little sphere was showing me what it is capable of.

I wriggled in my chair for adjustment and for some reason stopped typing …aa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

This toy has an incredible amount of vibratory power to deliver in it’s own unique way. The shape actually helped to make it easy and comfortable to grip between my thighs as I literally rubbed myself off on it. My black lycra thong was now quite sodden. Black fabric becoming darker as I stared between my legs.

Alex had now turned to face me on his office chair, just watching me with intense interest. The Tuyo vibrator was gliding between my legs and my black hold-up stockings, no rough edges to catch underwear or nylon. And I was now settling back in to my seat, against the backrest.

Another depression of the control button and my pussy was tingling. I sat bolt upright resting my clit on top of the sphere and jeesh that was good. It made my toes curl. Another press and it moved in to pulsation mode.

I was now squirming and I threw my head back against the top of the backrest. I pushed the ball in to my clit using my thighs. Without a thought I started to grind my hips and clit into the ball gripping my buttocks tight.

My orgasm was looming, I could feel my feet begin to tingle and my toes joined in just as hit me. “Agggghhhh!”, I moaned as Alex took hold of my left hand and kissed it. “Aah, agh, agh”, as I juddered with the power of my climax.

It was as if my whole body had been wired to the mains, electricity surging so powerfully through me. This sphere may look small and unobtrusive but it has hidden depths and I’m glad I had chance to explore them.

When I came down from the ceiling and opened my eyes Alex was kneeling on the floor next to my chair. I took the sphere smelling of my juices, turned it on and rolled it around his neck. It makes for a great massager with it’s easy to grip shape. You can also, unlike a lot of massaging devices, roll it across the target area for smooth transition. I won’t tell you what effect it had on Alex I’ll leave that to him perhaps.

Such a clever little idea in such a beautiful package. It will sit on my dressing table for years to cum. ;)

Anyone want a black thong?

Tags: Tuyo, Tuyo Vibromasseur, Big Tease Toys, Onye, Onye Vibromasseur, adult toy review, sex toy review, vibrator, DKNY, DKNY Be Delicious, Donna Karan

Fun Factory Delight Rechargeable Vibrator

Fun Factory DelightWe promised you an exclusive and here it is, Suze’s review of the Fun Factory Delight Vibrator.

This toy had me excited from the start just from seeing the catalogue images. We girls have been waiting for something this good for a long time. I couldn’t wait for Fun Factory to ship it out to me and much to my delight (no pun intended) the postman delivered it yesterday before I left for work. No time to use it before I left unfortunately. ;)

But when I arrived home I couldn’t wait to take a look. The outer box offered a glimpse of what was within on the left side and on the right a flap was held in place by two rather neat magnetic catches. Once opened the product description/functionality and rather a nice extract are revealed. The packaging is normally something I discard as a necessity for keeping the toy clean and safe. But in this case I was almost savouring it. Classy just got classier. (Is that a word?) ;)

I opened up the top and slid out the inner sleeve containing a wonderful clamshell style purple/turquoise box held firmly shut with a magnetic catch. Following through the closure method of the outer box. Nice touch!

Inside the sleeve was the charger cable with jack plug. Ahhh! You are thinking. Yes, this toy is rechargeable so no batteries to purchase. You simply place it in its designer styled case/charging unit and plug the charger cable in to the back. The Fun Factory Delight Vibrator takes up to 3 hours to charge and can deliver up to 90 minutes of pure pleasure (the downside to a reachargeable vibrator is the wait before you can use it). They even included a toy cleaning wipe, how thoughtful is that. Lol Ease of cleaning is another thing that struck me about the device. It’s smooth, has no awkward nooks and crannies to clean and is a breeze to keep hygienically clean.

I’m sure I gasped when I opened the box, this toy is beautiful…and there aren’t many toys that you can say that about! It has an organically curved shape that is enhanced with the two tone colouring. It’s a toy you could leave on the coffee table and not worry that someone may guess what it is. This toy needs to be displayed, it is pleasing to the eye and very, very sophisticated…I love it!

The Delight is constructed from premium plastic and medical-grade silicone and feels wonderfully velvety to the touch. It has a gentle curl for g-spot stimulation and a naughty nodule to play upon your clitoris. The handle has integrated controls, which escalate through several vibration settings and if the + is held down move in to the second phase, the pulsation settings and then if pushed once more delivers even faster and more intense pulsations. Wow! That is some toy. Three modes of pulsing operation, each with their own selectable levels of intensity of stimulation is something I have never come across before. :)

When I got home half an hour earlier than Alex I decided take a look at the delivery I received in the morning. I went upstairs closed the bedroom curtains and slipped out of my office wear and in to my black lace baby doll, no panties…they weren’t required. ;)

I was already wet when I lay back on the bed so lube wasn’t necessary and a spot of saliva on my clit was fine. With feet flat to the bed and knees bent I placed the Delight between my legs and eased it inside me. Once up to the hilt I could feel the bulb of the vibe pressing against my g-spot, hooking inside my pleasure zone.

The handle angled towards me for ease of operation and manoeuvrability, something I find difficult with the standard vibes. Usually you have to bend right over to be able to both control the vibe and the speed/settings, not with this because of it’s shape the controls are within easy reach and the curled tail of the vibe acts as a handle. Perfect.

With one push of the integrated controls the vibe started to vibrate and the stimulation was delivered right to the pleasure points, my clit and g-spot were being simultaneously aroused. There was also a red glow from between my legs. Lol The unit’s controls light up when in use in use, and when charging (flashing until fully charged).

I clenched my thighs together and was able to manipulate the vibe because of its shape inside me, rubbing my g-spot and my clit was swollen and pulsing in time with the beat. So “hands free” operation is no problem…leaving them free to tease or tweak the odd nipple. ;) I’m such a dirty girl. ;) Time to turn up the volume, I’m not sure how many setting I travelled through on the vibration escalation setting but there were enough for the greediest of girls.

Then came the pulsating modes and the slamming of the door downstairs. I was now arched in to the mattress, with wet hands and a pulsing pussy. “Suze…are you up there”, came Alex’s voice. “Yyyess”, came the short wobbly reply. Well, I was having an orgasm at the time, you try replying when you are shaking with rapturous pleasure. :)

I heard his quickened footfalls on the stairs, he knew I had taken delivery of my toy because I was so excited I actually phoned him at work to let him know. He was in a business meeting at the time. Ooops!

Hearing my moans he rushed in to the bedroom, threw his tie and jacket over the chair in the corner and bounced on to the bed next to me. Eager as anything, he took hold of the controls and kissed me on the lips as I twitched under the spell of this pleasure giver. I felt the pulsation of the vibe between my legs and took hold of the handle, angling it firmly against my g-spot, intensifying the feedback. This handle is so good for angling and hooking your mons firmly for incredible auto-stimulation.

Too much for me, I gave up the controls, I just couldn’t concentrate any more as multiple orgasms crashed upon the shore. I’m not sure I made it though all the settings, I was wet through and sated, I just couldn’t take any more. Yes, you read that correctly I, Suze, couldn’t take any more!

Alex was amazed how wet I had made the bedsheets, I’m not sure if I ejaculated somewhere along the way but my clit and g-spot have never had such a good workout I was thoroughly exhausted.

Today I tried it out again and realised that unlike the conventional shaped vibes this can be used and operated in a sitting position, so my journeys to work will be a lot more enjoyable in the rush hour.

This toy is the most versatile I have tried, it can be used hands free and stay in place, it increases the intensity of the vibration if you grip with your pelvic floor muscles. It also can be angled easily with the elegantly styled handle with its sweeping curl. It is a good all rounder, very enjoyable to use and don’t talk to me about the number of orgasms you can achieve. Phew!

Fun Factory Delight

 

Mantric Miyakodori

Alex went to the collection depot on Friday morning to retrieve my latest toy. The Rammer™ had attempted to deliver the parcel but I wasn’t around to sign for it. So I had to wait an extra day to be able to see it because the sorting office closes around lunchtime and I was at work. Another day of anticipation.

I met Alex at the door as he arrived back clutching it in his hand. Smiling he gave it up so that I could check out my latest naughty delivery.

I tore off the top of the envelope and pulled out my Mantric Miyakodori Remote Control (Whoopeeee!) Vibrator.

I read the packaging before taking out the little gem:

  • It has a 20ft range
  • Six pre-programmed functions
  • The receiving unit can be used independently and because it has a jack plug it can be used to operate many other toys (make mental note to check out the others…)
  • The Miyakodori is the most powerful and best-featured remote control on the market.
  • It has been featured on Channel4.com over here in the UK
  • The receiver unit takes 3 x 1.5v AAA batteries
  • The remote unit takes one 23AE 12V battery

Just reading the packaging was making me excited but I decided to wait to test drive this understated fanny bomb. I can’t believe I just said that. Lol It deserved to be tested in public, somewhere people are too busy getting on with things to notice the look of ecstasy on my little face. ;)

Only one place it could be used…the pub. We decided to give it a test drive at our favourite country retreat and have a meal at the same time.

The following morning I prepared myself for some fun and naughty games. I removed my toy from the packaging, Alex had already loaded up the vibe and remote with the batteries supplied the night before. I placed the vibe between my pussy lips, ensuring that the wire was protruding from the front. I plugged the jack in to the side of the remote and pulled on my black Lycra girl shorts.

I needed to ensure that there would be no embarrassing accidents at the pub, large clingy panties and to be doubly sure blue jeans. :) I attached the receiver to the waistband of my jeans using the handy clip on the back of the unit. This works well because the on/off slider is on the top edge of the unit and there are two buttons on the front to cycle through the functions, one for up and the other down.

The receiver is so discreet that you can quite easily conceal it under a long top, I wore a black rugby shirt and you couldn’t even tell that I was now geared up with own self entertainment centre. The remote had disappeared…I wonder who had that! However you don’t need the remote to have fun with this toy as the wearer has their own set of controls on the receiver/controller to whiz through the six vibro settings.

Alex walked in to the bedroom at that point and asked if I wanted to do a quick test to see if it was working. I switched on the receiver and he quickly cycled through the functions. My pussy began to resonate with the powerful vibes it was sending through my lips and into my pubic bone. Wow, it was bloody powerful. My giggles confirmed my enjoyment although only briefly, we had to go.

The pub wasn’t very busy and I must admit I was slightly disappointed, I wanted more hustle and bustle for obvious reasons. We sat on the back wall of the main public room and waited for the appropriate moment. I was concerned about the low noise level in the pub and waited for the crowd noise to increase. Shuffling around excitedly in my big girls pants. I pushed the control over to the “On” setting.

Just in case I asked Alex to place his mobile phone on the table. If the vibrations were audible, perhaps the onlooker would think the noise was the phone vibrating. Good thinking um? The thought of sitting in a public area and having Alex control my toy was proving to be a great turn on for me. I could feel that familiar pulsing in my pussy before we even started. ;)

I sat gripped in my seat excitedly awaiting the first buzz of pleasure to hit my swollen clit. My crotch began to buzz and fuck me, it could be heard over the conversations in the room. Shit! I looked to the table to the left of me and guy at the end was looking my way but trying not to, if you know what I mean.

Alex fumbled discretely with his control and I picked up the mobile quickly pretending it had gone off. After several pulsing cycles Alex managed to turn off the bullet. I sat back against the seat and breathed in a sigh of relief that nobody seemed to have picked up on what we were up to. I also felt very dirty and aroused. ;)

It’s a shame that the Miyakodori is so audible but on the other hand it’s because it is so powerful, who would believe that something so small could deliver such pulsating pleasure. So not all is lost and I need to find a venue with more background noise next time. ;)

We ate our food and finished our drinks and headed back home to give the silver bullet a could working out. As soon as we entered the house we were pulling at each others clothing. I ended up walking up the stairs in just my black panties and a plunge bra, whilst Alex was completely naked, he doesn’t mess around. Lol

I clipped the receiver to my waistband and climbed on to the bed. Alex was already hard and his cock bobbed up and down as he moved in next to me, control in hand and a smile on his face. I must admit the bullet is so easy to wear and discreet.

We lay on our sides facing each other. I turned my receiver on again and Alex tried the first setting, a continuous buzzing between my closed legs, the intensity increased by my thighs being closed. He found the second setting and now my clit was really buzzing! The third made my squirm and giggle as it delivered direct streams of vibration to my eager clit. Then he hit the fourth setting and I nearly came, the strong pulses being emitted were enough to bring me off.

Not yet! He increased the intensity with the final continual vibrating setting. I wanted to savour the unique experience of having your partner control your orgasm. The next felt like a strong tongue was flicking over my clit. He pushed the button again, a huge bee was now in my pants and buzzing my clit. Then the steady increase of speed with the last setting as it wound up and then petered out. Jesus, I was so close to coming.

I asked Alex to turn the setting to the forth, pulsating setting and lay back against the mattress. He leaned over me and sucked my right nipple in to his mouth and began to play with it roughly in his mouth, biting, flicking and sucking.

It was all too much for me and my hips rose off the bed as I came with my legs braced together around the pulsating bullet. Alex continued to suck on my nipple as I twitched through my final wave of orgasm.

As I began to return to reality I looked down between Alex’s legs and could see that he was more than ready to take me…

…next time I will be trying this out in public again! This a great toy whether you have a partner to play with or not. It’s powerful, the remote has a great range and the interaction it affords the wearer and the partner holding the remote really adds to the sense of fun and excitement. You can have a great time with this toy on your own, but it’s so much fun to share.

Tags: miyakodori, mantric miyakodori, sex toy review, adult toy review, remote control bullet

Toy Joy Cherry Blossom Nibbler

Now what can I say about this little baby…fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkk!

End of review.

No seriously. When I first opened the packet for the Chrerry Blossom Nibbler I must say it didn’t impress. It reminded me of a small torch without a light. Lol But, Oh boy, was I wrong. Lesson learned…never underestimate the power of sex toy again before trying it. That is now noted and I will never assume again.

The Nibbler is a clit stimulator and I must admit to having my doubts that a toy could possibly replicate the close relationship I have with my finger. ;) All I will say for now is I was wrong.

The Nibbler is a slim vibrator for the clitoris with removable latex head containing 6 soft latex tentacles to tease your little nub.

Features:

  • Removable latex head for cleaning
  • Easy load screw tight battery compartment, taking 2 x AAA batteries
  • Push button speed/vibration control. A marvellous idea, how many times have we tried to turn up the speed of a vibe and had the battery cover unscrew!
  • 7 x vibrating sensa functions

Not sure if I would need lube to try this out, Alex wet the vibe with saliva and I thoroughly wet my clit but we had some lube on standby should it be required.

I tried the three speeds (non-pulsing) and then the first pulse, the vibrations were reverberating throughout my pelvis and clit. The pulse seemed to be doing it for me for a while then I switched back to speed setting 2 and started to move the head around just like I would my finger. We know that the sensitive spot moves when rubbing one out, doesn’t it girls?

I love the feeling of my finger on my clit but this was something else and easier to manipulate. No RSI with this one. ;) I found the extension to my reach far more comfortable than with just my hand alone.

My hips started to buck and Alex was watching me eagerly, stroking his cock and enjoying the floor display. I was now starting to moan and to my surprise didn’t require any lube to get the desired effect with no chaffing.

Before long I was tilting my hips and pushing my back against the bed and I felt the most enrapturing orgasm washing over me. This little toy was hiding it’s light under a bushel. I could not believe that a toy could do more for my clit than I could!

I came rather violently, thrashing and moaning like a possessed whore. The clitoral stimulation that this toy provides is unequalled by anything I have ever tried before. Do I sound as if I am hooked? Yes I do, this has to be one of the best toys I have tried out so far because the effects were so intense. And for such a low cost, not that I put a price on pleasure but this one is worth it’s weight in gold.

I asked Alex how long I had taken to climax, normally it takes me anywhere between 20 and 30 minutes to come with finger stimulation. Alex informed me that it took…guess how long…

…just about 5 minutes. So next time you want a quick orgasm, perhaps before work, this is the one for you.

This is a very simple toy, it does the one job it was designed for very, very well. It’s without doubt the best toy for clitoral stimulation I have ever tried … and I still have to try out the other settings … and then experiment on Alex.

I am one very happy bunny.

Cupid’s Couch Review

I took receipt of two parcels the other day. Today we unpacked the second much larger parcel and removed a large poly covered lozenge, a piece of A4 paper and a…no, I don’t think I’m going to tell you…Oh, go on then. A foot pump. I can hear the cogs turning in your heads as you try to think of the reason for the foot pump. Well, I won’t keep you in suspense any more. The package contained a Cupids Couch, courtesy of our toy supplier an early Christmas present and what could be more apt for us than a couch for fucking on. Did I mention it’s wipe clean too?

Alex unfurled the couch attached the pump and began to pump away. I just love how that sounds. Meanwhile I looked at the usage diagram sheet and memorised them for later. Lol

The couch needs a reasonable amount of space to inflate and use, so we decided to blow it up in the living room. Praying that neither of our parents popped round to see us. I had my excuse at the ready, “It’s an ergonomic bed for your friends to use if they need to crash out at your house”, would be my response to the inevitable question. I’m so good, aren’t I? Almost a pro.

We did wait until nightfall to inflate the couch so that we could close the curtains or all the neighbours would be wanting one too. It didn’t take Alex long, when he first laid it out I thought by the time he had finished inflating it he would be so out of breath that he wouldn’t want to use it. Lol

One thing I do advise is that you allow it to warm to the ambient room temperature before you start. That’s me ever practical. Another thing to watch for is your cat taking a keen interest, especially with it’s claws! Mine just had a quick sniff, looked at me as if to say “Dirty Cow” and walked off.

First position, and I’m not talking ballet! Lol over the backrest, being fucked from behind. Postion was wonderfully aligned, unlike in the past when there have been differences in height to contend with. This was a perfect position with added bounce. Each stroke could be accompanied by an upward bounce from me, something which normally doesn’t occur unless you have rubber knees. It felt just like wearing air soles must feel to an athlete. Yes, I said air soles, don’t be so rude. LOL

I noticed later that the position we used was not on the diagram. ;) Do you think I could earn some commission for submitting it to their creative department?

Unfortunately, we didn’t manage another position on the first run because we were enjoying ourselves too much. Pity! We had to try again. I can just hear you all saying “ahhh”. Another thing which did cross my mind in the throws of passion is that I wanted to pee on Alex and it is possible without worry of staining on this pvc love couch providing that you have it placed on a vinyl floor or something equally water resistant. Right, I am leaving this section to jump back in bed with Alex if you will excuse me!

The following morning we picked up where we left off. We’re so dedicated to this job. I must mention at this point before I forget, that the PVC compound this couch is constructed from is not at all slippery. In fact it tends to aide your grip and therefore increase your leverage. It also smells nice, I may have to include this as my second favourite smell after leather.

I decided to take control and got Alex to lay with his back on the couch whilst I straggled him, reverse cowgirl. This position can often be a tricky one for the girl, if practiced on a chair you either find you require high heels to gain the height required for good movement or that you are squatting so low to reach your cock target that your thighs have only limited use before you collapse.

I found neither of these to be a problem, my legs quite comfortably stretched over the width of the couch allowing me to place my heels soundly on the floor. This is where the added bounce I mentioned earlier comes back in to play. For every downward thrust I gave, Alex met me with an energetic upward thrust. This made for a very deep, very satisfying fuck. I lost count of the orgasms, it was a truly mind blowing experience.

I have only good things to say about this couch. It fits both Alex and I perfectly and aids sexual stamina in some of the most demanding positions and that has to be a good thing. Don’t you agree? ;) Anything which enables me to fuck for longer gets a vote in my book.

The only criticism I do have is it’s overall stability when you are giving it your all. I found myself either leaning to one side or the other and having to straighten up but it didn’t present too much of a problem. To counteract this we added more air to the top portion of the couch and that reduced the movement.

So a top tip is, keep your couch fully inflated at all times and if you are going at it like porn stars you may need to jump off and give it a quick pump now and again. I suppose this could be called “couch fluffing”. :D

Something which made me smile whilst I was being take from behind whilst leaning over the backrest was one of the usage notes on the base, “Intended for novelty use only”. For some reason this made me chuckle. Perhaps it would have been more apt to have put “This couch is going to make you fuck like a teenager”…

Oooh, still got another 12 positions to try out and some of my own, this weekend is passing too quickly!

This couch is a revelation. It allows you to try out positions you’d never considered before. It also allows you to enjoy those awkward positions you may have tried without the risk of physical injury, and for longer, thus increasing your enjoyment.

Its design is strong, practical and because of its gently curving shape, will suit any couple’s stature.

One great feature is that the inflation takes place in two main sections and two very small side bars which run the length of the couch. From box to use it’s fifteen minutes of pumping. If you store with just the top section deflated and slid discretely under you bed it’s less than four minutes before the couch is ready for action.

The only gripe we do have is that it has to be fully inflated before use. Even a slight deflation, as we experienced overnight between uses, makes the couch unstable,. But a few stokes with the supplied pump and you’re ready to go again.

 

Doc Johnson Squirmy G-Spot Vibrator Review

It’s quite an unassuming vibrator, the Japanese Squirmy from Doc Johnson and again the design and functionality did intrigue me.

Now for the technical rundown on this rabbit vibrator:

The Squirmy has 9cm of insertable length with a girth at its widest point of 12cm.
It takes 3 x AAA batteries
There are 3 speed settings for the clitoral rabbit but believe me you won’t need to turn it up to full ;)
And there are 3 G-Spot massaging speeds
In addition, the G-Spot function can be set to reverse action too
It’s Phthalate free and waterproof, I can see bathtime just getting better and better ;)

Squirmy VibratorI love this vibe!

This toy is ideal for a first timer, it’s not designed to be challenging size-wise and it certainly hits the spot. Further more it fits neatly in to most bags or purses as you may know them, not many vibes will do that.

After all the beauty of this vibe is not it’s size but just how well it does what it is designed to do. Let me explain…

…I decided to take the Squirmy to bed on my own to warm myself up for a good fucking. ;) I’m a multiple orgasmer, I always say why stop at one when you can have two, three, four…

It was still light outside so I drew the bedroom curtains and closed the small window, so that the neighbours didn’t get a chance to join in the fun. Lol I pulled back the duvet and slipped out of my jeans and shirt. I kicked my socks off and pulled my panties down and cast them to one side with my other clothes. No need for the bra so that went too.

Completely naked I slid between the duvet and mattress. It was cold but I was anticipating it wouldn’t be for long. ;) I turned on the television to help mask any outbursts I may have during my onanism.

Alex was downstairs washing up the dishes from lunch and I could periodically hear him opening cupboards and putting dishes away. This soon faded from my reality as I took hold of the vibrator.

I reached between my legs to carry out a moisture test. Conclusion, I was wet. The television had nothing interesting on so I switched to DVD. On screen came Lex Steele, my does he have a huge cock! I digress.

Lex is busy fucking Monica Sweetheart on top a glass table and I’m running the vibe up and down my slit, picking up the available moisture which had gathered there. I then push it up between my lips and press the massage button once. The vibe slipped nicely in to place without any lube, which is why it would be a good one for a first time toy user. The key to this toy is in its clever massaging properties and not it’s ability to fill your pussy.

At first the massaging tip made no impact on me as I sat with it placed between my legs. I lay back against the mattress and pulled my PC muscles tight and gave the button one more click. That’s when the action got to work on my G-Spot. I could feel the sensation I normally get from Alex’s cock or fingers as they run over my vaginal wall. I knew it was hitting the spot because I began to want to pee, which is a sure sign that my G-Spot is being stimulated.

Squirmy VibratorIt was warm, or I was, and I pushed the duvet back on to the top of my thighs. I pressed the rabbit button just once and FUCK ME! That rabbit is one of the most powerful I have had the pleasure to test on my clit.

One more press on the rabbit button and I was pulsing away, my clit was enlivened immediately. A word of caution, this vibe isn’t quiet but that is a trade I’m willing to make for the stimulation provided by this pink sensation.

Lex was ball deep in Monica as I opened my eyes briefly to get some visual stimuli to help me on my way. I was so close now. My pussy was resonating with the powerful beating of the rabbit on my clit and my G-Spot was being massaged in to submission.

I started to gently rotate the vibe from side to side, only slightly. This had the effect of rubbing over my clitoral hood and making my pussy ache. I placed my right foot over my left ankle and grasped my buttocks together as sparks climbed up my spinal column and I twitched as my climax took me over.

My whole body almost lifted off the bed as I had the most powerful orgasm. And I think I let the world know too as I moaned out loud. I felt the orgasm dissipate and I powered down the vibe, eyes still shut to enjoy the moment.

A kiss pressed upon my lips as I felt Alex leaning over me, I breathed in his aroma deeply and opened my eyes. I could make out the firmness of his cock pressing against the denim groin of his jeans.

He moved round the bed and I heard the familiar sound of his zipper being lowered as I placed the wet vibe on my bedside drawers…

Rabbit vibrators don’t have to be big to hit the spot ;)

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The Doc Johnson, Vac-U-Lock E-Z Rider Rocker Review

Doc Johnson E-Z Rider RockerWow! That was a mouthful. This toy is unlike any other I have seen or tried and I just couldn’t wait to well…ride it. The image on box made me smile but I could tell it had great potential. ;)

Everything is included in the neatly packaged box:

One inflatable ball, colour flesh tone
A talc dispenser (got you guessing haven’t I?)
The Vac-U-Lock plug
And finally, last but not least…a wonderful realistic fell UR3 cock to fit on to the locking system. A whole 6” of insertable orgasmic pleasure for him or her. But I’m having the first go. :P

The great thing about this toy is that the Vac-U-Lock system is interchangeable with other pleasure givers, such as their strap-on harness, so one cock fits all. And many cocks fit one. What could be better! ;) There is also a great choice of dongs in all shapes, sizes and colours, they even have one with hair at the base for that extra authentic touch. And for the connoisseur they also supply a double penetrator for that bit of DP action.

Now down to some preparation, I went off to the bathroom to give my cock a good wash before I used it. It feels slightly strange but horny at the same time, washing your cock in the bathroom. Oh, to be a man! After a good wash, which I enjoyed, just like giving a soapy cock wank the composite is so flesh like. I really lathered it up and paid a lot of attention to the area just under the head like a good girl.

When it was clean I left it to drain on the side of the sink. This freaked the cat out. He sat next to it on the vanity unit, just staring. Once drained I took it in a warm fluffy towel and dried it. One cock now ready for action.

I sat on the edge of the bed and opened out the flesh coloured ball and located the hole I needed to insert the plug in to. The best method for this is to insert the corner of the smaller end of the trapezium in to the opening in the ball and then turn the plug to fully insert the plug.

Next I used the clever little talk dispenser to coat the inside of the dong to ensure that it didn’t stick to the plastic plug insert. Then I firmly pushed the realistic dong on to the plug. I started to blow in to the valve to inflate the ball and I blew and I blew but nothing happened the ball remained the same size. Then Alex who had been laying behind me on the bed, unbeknown to me laughing. Suggested that I pinch the valve when I blow to allow the air to travel through to the ball. Bloody hell, he is such a smartie pants sometimes. :)

Once inflated I was ready to go and Alex was eager to watch me. Unlike normal dongs with a suction cup base this one can be used on any surface, including carpets, upholstered chairs and beds. I decided to try cowgirl on the bed, much easier on the knees. Lol

Alex loves to watch me bring myself off but I also feel a little guilty when I’m indulging in a little self love and find it difficult not to include him. Not hat he complains. ;) I reached over to the bedside draws and took hold of the lube I had placed there earlier. Then I applied a generous amount to the tip and worked it around the cock head.

I straddled the ball on bended knees and guided the tip inside me. It was just the right size for my pussy, enough to be able to feel it and not too much to make sex with it difficult. Alex stood at the side of the bed in his bathrobe which hung open exposing his growing member.

I lowered myself down on to the soft ball beneath, taking in the cock inch by inch and it felt very real inside me. Once I had devoured it’s length I raised myself back off the phallus slowly to ensure good coverage of the erection with the lube. It felt so close to the real thing, I even felt the underside hit my fleshy opening as I lifted my pussy off the cock.

I took hold of the ball and made my way over to Alex’s side of the bed where he was now proudly standing, stroking his cock. Still on my knees I lowered back down over that wonderful firm cock and I began to fuck the cock cowgirl. To aid my speed and g-spot stimulation a top tip is to grab the ball firmly between your calves and this secures the cock to aid optimum angling.

This was perfect. My g-spot was getting a good workout as I bounced up and down on the ball which acts as the perfect buffer. Better than grounding on a hard chair on the down stroke. I also added a bit of rolling between my thrusts which moved the cock around inside me to increase the intensity of the fuck. Something you can’t do with a normal dong. It even feels good to do a bit of “stirring”.

Within a few minutes I was climaxing and no further lube was necessary, that cock was all shiny and wet. ;) I hold totally forgotten about Alex who was standing before me wanking. Reaching forward I took a firm hold of his erection and began to stroke it in time with my movements on the Ezrider. He bucked his hips, fucking my hand just like a pussy.

I came again and for a moment stopped stroking his cock, lost in the orgasmic pleasure. Alex’s hand embraced mine and he moved both our hands up and down his hard shaft. This prompted me and I took over once again. The tip of his cock was now glistening with pre cum and I leaned over to lick his dick clean. Alex moaned and took hold of my hair, guiding me down to him.

Still bouncing on my cock I started to fuck his erection with my mouth. It was becoming difficult to breath and I lifted my head off his hardon enough to be able to pull in some much needed air. A couple of breaths later I started to bob up and down on him and my dong. Another orgasm hit me but I managed to keep my mind on the task in hand mouth.

I came up for air once more and began working his cock with my hand again. I felt so horny, bringing myself off and Alex at the same time. I was just about to lean over and blow him again when Alex exclaimed “Fuck! I’m coming”. No time to take him in my mouth I instinctively opened my mouth and stuck out my tongue.

From previous experience I closed my eyes, that bloody stuff stings if you get it in your eyes. ;) the first spurt of cum hit my left cheek, quickly followed by a globule landing squarely on my top lip. Alex was now balancing himself on the top of my head with his right hand as he quaked before me. Then a warm stream of cum landed on my tongue, it felt warm after waiting so long.

With a twitching convulsion he shot the last of his load in to my mouth.

I looked up at him and smiled as I licked my lips and swallowed him down. When I stopped rolling on the ball I realised that I had coated the top of it with my cum, all around the base of the cock and balls was wet. Good job the whole thing is fully washable.

This toy surprised me in more ways than one. When I first saw this and right up to the point of actually using it, I though the cock on a ball concept was just too outlandish to be effective, now how wrong could I have been. It is such a versatile toy, every girl should have one in their toy box. ;)

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Doc Johnson’s UR3 Cock And Anus

I was asked via email by one of our readers, Alicia, if I would consider reviewing this sex toy. I must admit when I followed the link in her email I was slightly taken aback. After all wasn’t thing a sex toy for the “gay” guy or the “bisexual” guy?

As I sat pondering upon the image on the toys site it occurred to me that this could be a good toy for a couple. I get to sit on that nice hard dick and Alex can fuck the ass until he explodes inside it. Then I got slightly carried away and visualised me fucking it with my strap-on. ;)

Let me just say one thing about this toy, it will not post through your letter box no matter how hard The Rammer™ may try. :D There is a very thoughtful addition to the packaging, you can remove a sticker from the top corner of it and feel a sample of the realistic skin before you purchase your toy (if you were to buy it from a retail store) or open it in my case. I can’t resist poking holes you know what I’m like. Though why would you buy it from a shop when you can buy online from Twisted Miss.

I removed the toy from it’s packaging and was surprised just how flesh like it feels, the small sample really doesn’t do it justice. It’s both heavy and sturdy and the cock needs no encouragement to stay hard. ;) It also comes with a talc applicator and some soluble lube so you are ready to get started straight away.

The cock is very lifelike with good veining and penis head shape and the balls are uneven in size…very life like indeed! I gave it a good wash in the bath before much to the amusement of the cat who couldn’t take his eyes off the cock as it bobbed up and down. Lol

It felt strange washing a cock and arse but it left me feeling horny. I just had to try a finger in that tight little ass. I pushed one finger in to discover it’s hidden secret. It’s textured in there. I shouted out to Alex who was in the bedroom and he sounded quite excited.

One thing that did spring to mind as I washed this wonderfully crafted toy was that it would be best used when it is at room temperature. I had hidden it away in a box in the garage because Alex’s parents came over during the day and when I retrieved it, it felt too cold to sit on…or was it?

The anus is fully flushable for the big clean up afterwards as it has an opening at the other end. You can simply run it through under the tap or alternatively stick a straw in the other end whilst your guy is pumping away at it. Ok…I know…too much information. I’m such a dirty bitch at times. ;)

For the specialists out there the dimensions of the cock and anus are:

  • The solid base is 26cm long x 28cm (at it’s widest point)
  • The erect penis is 16cm in length from the scrotum and from the abdomen it is 19cm (Oooh errr!)
  • The penis girth is 13cm round (Even more Oooh errr!)
  • And it weighs approximately 2.8 kg/6lbs 2.5ozs (You don’t realise how weird that looked. Having a cock and arse on my weighing scales. I just made Delia Smith blush. Lol)

Just returning to the cock detail once more, not that I’m obsessed with cock! But it has a lovely upward curve just like the real thing and the underside has the prominent corpus spongiosum too. Now you didn’t know I knew the name for that did you.

I love to use toys but I’m also a bit of an exhibitionist I suppose and I love it even more if Alex is watching me or participating. So I decided to go for a bit of MFM. ;) Bloody greedy! *giggle*

I took my new toy off to the bedroom and being a practical kind of girl placed it upon a towel on the edge of the bed, so if any lube dripped it would be on the towel. Taking the water soluble lube I drizzled some over the head and then worked it down the shaft with my fingers.

Now ready and glistening I removed my dress and panties, leaving my black lace bra on. It would keep my boobs from too much movement if I got a little frantic whilst riding my cock. ;) I parted my legs wide and reversed towards the toy.

Taking the cock in my right hand I held it up towards my eager pussy and started to lower myself on to it. It was still a little cold but I was too ready to stop. Lol I could feel it’s entry inside me as I lowered my pussy over it. The head and the veining stimulating my vaginal walls as I sank down further.

I bottomed out on to the fleshy base and it felt good to be sat upon what felt like a body rather than a hard chair. Angling my hips helped me to get to that all important g-spot and I began to work up and down the cock.

Alex was in the room with me and walked around from the other side of the bed where he had been laying, watching me engulf the erection. He was only wearing a kahki t-shirt and already quite hard having watched me bouncing up and down on this life like cock. He walked towards me as I bobbed up and down and waggled his erection at me provocatively.

He was being less than subtle about the fact that he wanted a little attention too. I took hold of him whilst sitting on the full length of that cock. I began to twirl my hips moving the cock around my inner walls. It felt good and as I gyrated I took Alex in my mouth. I must admit to being totally turned on at the thought of being fucked and sucking a cock at the same time. A dream of mine…

I pushed my tongue along the underside of his cock, pursed my lips around his hard flesh and began to fuck him with my mouth. You should have heard his cries. I fucked sucked and squeezed his balls for all I was worth whilst moving that cock around on my g-spot.

Alex took hold of two large ponytails of my hair and pulled me down deeper on to his throbbing erection. Saliva was now running down my chin, preoccupied I only noticed as it dripped and cooled on my knees.

“Fuck … I’m close”, he grunted. I withdrew from his cock and started to bounce up and down on that cock for all it was worth and it stayed right there whilst I fucked it’s balls off. I grabbed hold of that cock in front of me and began to wank it in time with my movements. We were in perfect synchronicity.

I was close to orgasm and my fingers and toes began to tingle as my orgasm gripped me. Despite this I hung on for bare life and continued to hand wank Alex. He leant backwards with a strained look about his face and thrust his cock in to my hand. The perfect action…

“aghhh!”, I heard him say as he fired cum in to my face. I opened my moth and a string of cum landed on it then the next him my cheek, then my forehead. At that point I closed my eyes (I know just how much cum stings the eyes if it gets in there). I let go of his erection and he took over, slowly pumping the last of his seed on to me.

I licked my lips and savoured that sweet musky taste of Alex and he collapsed on to the bed bedside me. I started to bounce up and down on that cock once more…

I told you I can never get enough and this guy is always ready! ;)

As you can tell I had a great time using a toy that you would think is designed exclusively for a gay male. Well thanks to Alicia I’ve tried it out and I can tell you that it works for women too. Solo it’s unique in my experience, the sensation of bouncing on a very realistic cock and feeling a “body” under your thighs is very satisfying. The weight and construction of the toy means it will not move and there are possibilities for some very kinky action afforded by the waiting anus.

And this is Alex’s take on the toy …

The Doc Johnson’s Cock And Anus presents double the opportunity for enjoyment, whether you’re a man or a couple. As Suze mentioned in the first part of this review the toy was obviously designed with gay men in mind. So when the toy arrived we decided that to ensure the toy was tested fully it required a man, and as I was the nearest thing to a man Suze had to hand that job fell to me. LOL

There are of course two sides to this toy where a man is concerned. A giver and a receiver so to speak.

I first of all tested the cock. As always, in preparation for any sort of anal play I lubed up, or should I say that Suze lubed me up, far more pleasurable and much less awkward than doing it yourself. The feeling of cool lube being dribbled onto your anus and then gently worked inside by your partner’s finger is something that I do enjoy. When she was satisfied that I was prepared Suze coated the head of the cock with lube (water based BTW and supplied with the Doc Johnson Cock and Anus).

The toy was resting on a towel, on one of our pine chairs. I reached round and guided the cock towards my ass. Suze meanwhile grabbed my semi-hard cock and began to lick it. The Doc Johnson’s Cock is not totally rigid it has quite a lot of flexibility. This is obviously to make it more comfortable when inserted and along with the UR3 “Real Skin” covering makes for a very realistic toy. The downside was that I had some difficulty inserting the toy.

This wasn’t just the toy’s characteristics of course. I don’t insert things into my own anus on a regular basis and therefore performing the insertion blind is not a skill I have developed. Suze was preoccupied, having moved on from licking to sucking and gently biting my cock. The other obstacle to the insertion was that my anal sphincters are very tight, even when I’m relaxed, again because I’m not used to receiving a cock up there.

When I did managed to slide the head and half the length inside me Suze tilted her head to one side and lowered herself so she could watch while still sucking on my dick. She increased her stimulation of me, obviously excited by seeing me penetrated.

A few stokes, me gently bobbing up and down were enough for me. The overall shape of the cock and the veining on the surface were very stimulating. As anal stimulation can be intense for me even with thin toys, the cock was literally breathtaking.

I raised myself from the cock, and pushed Suze back, turning her round. Her initial disappointment assuaged when she felt me bend her over the bed and the head of my penis nuzzle against her wet swollen pussy lips …

… some time later I returned, at Suze’s insistence to the toy and this time the anus. I have to say that only ever having indulged in anal sex once, very briefly with Suze, and then only entering her a few centimetres, I am no expert on the sensations it causes in the giver. What I can say is that the toy affords the user and their partner a novel experience.

A word of advice before using the toy’s anal opening. Out of the box the “anus” is tight, even thoroughly lubed I found it difficult to insert my penis. The answer is to insert a couple of lubed fingers, twisting and stretching the opening slightly. This and use itself means that the toy we have is now dilated about 6-8mm and easy to use.

Having worked out how to gently widen the opening I put the toy to use. Height was a problem, our bed is low and initially I though that using it knelt at the edge would be best. My thighs were pressing against the frame which was uncomfortable. However Suze solved this problem with some rolled up bedding to adjust the height of the toy and cushion my thighs. Finally she placed a towel underneath the toy to soak up, er, spillages. The toy was thoroughly lubed with water based lube so things were obviously going to leak out.

I positioned myself “behind” the toy, Suze lay face down on the bed watching, the toy’s cock pointing at her. I held my cock down, pressing my erection against the sphincter. Once pushed past the opening it slid into the textured interior with a satisfying friction. The contours of the inner surface are just enough to give stimulation without feeling as if they’ve been put there deliberately to stimulate.

I slowly slid back and forth, getting a feel for the right position, angling my hips for greatest stimulation, pressing different parts of my penis against the inner walls.

After a few moments I began long slow thrusts, much to Suzes delight and despite the size of the toy the tip of my cock emerged from the opening nearest her, covered in lube.

A number of other things became apparent. Thrusting as I was, the feeling of the “skin” of the toy against my own body was very pleasant. Although not like the real thing exactly it does give you the feeling you’re actually fucking something other than a toy.

The cock bobs as you move inside the toy. Obvious when you think about it, but to see it waving at me while I slid in and out was quite a surprise. As was the feeling of a pair of balls in a tight scrotum pressing against my lower abdomen on my deepest strokes.

Suze really enjoyed the show grinning like a Chesire Cat as my cock appeared and disappeared within the toy. I found that the subtle contouring and yielding construction of the Doc Johnson Cock and Anus meant I wanted to thrust into it and burry myself deep inside it.

When I did cum the weight of the toy helped too. It doesn’t shift around and althought it doesn’t implore you to “fuck me harder” or the like its stability is a real plus.

This is the bit that Suze loved. I felt the tension build and my orgasm hit. Suze yelped with excitement as I squirted cum out through the opening of the toy at the side facing her and on to the towel.

This toy is astonishing. We’ve said it before but it bears repeating. It’s not just a toy for gay men, though I’m certain they’d love it, there are ways people of all sexual orientations can use it. As a couple we certainly enjoyed it. We just have to try the final combination, the F-M-M, or is it F-CA-M action Suze talked about in her review. We may even think of some more uses for it …

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