Some things are meant to be shared but others are decadent little treats you don’t. The Glass Worxx Diamond Dazzler Dildo is one of those items that I couldn’t resist keeping all to myself.

As regular readers of our reviews will know we usually review toys together, even if the toy in question can only be enjoyed by one of us directly. We both get a huge amount of pleasure watching and occasionally helping with the other’s reviews. There are times though that the selfish, naughtiness of solo masturbation adds a little something to the moment.

So what’s the toy like? Well, it’s beautiful actually, made from colourless and cranberry glass that catches the sunlight when you hold it and move it in your hands. Though I wouldn’t advise you stand in your window admiring a glass dildo too much because the neighbour’s reactions might be a bit mixed. I guarantee some would want to borrow it Lol.

The diameter of the main shaft is 2.5cm, though if you take the cranberry glass bumps into account it’s 3cm across. The insertable length is just under 15cm. Because the toy is glass you can use it hot, warm, cold or very chilled depending on your tastes. And use to its perfectly smooth design cleaning is incredibly easy.

I decided to try this dildo out in the shower, because I haven’t had a little play in the shower for too long, and we have halogen spotlights in there. I got the practical half of the shower over in double-quick time. Shower gel and shampoo flying everywhere. I normally spend a little time cleaning my soapy breasts and tweaking my nipples, but not on this occasion. I was too intent on playing with the Diamond Dazzler Dildo. The shower seemed to take ages washing the suds from my boobs, and the rest of my body. I didn’t want soap anywhere it might cause a problem or even worse slip and drop the Diamond Dazzler.

I hadn’t thought that bit through I suppose. When I picked up the dildo and held it up to the light it was worth it. The spotlights made the dildo sparkle and twinkle. I know, I know sparkling isn’t going to make you cum, but it all adds to the experience. As does the warm, wet, clean feeling or water cascading across your skin as the humidity in the bathroom rises.

I was in no rush as Alex was going to be late home from work, but had to slide the dildo across my clitoris. The nodules on the surface were a pleasant surprise. They aren’t shaped to give you a sensation intense enough to bring you off but they playfully tease your little button. Foreplay from a sex toy, that’s a first for me. Lol

I toyed with the Glass Worxx dildo for a while, taking the time to appreciate it’s smooth contours. I relented after a couple of minutes and had to get the dildo inside me. Foreplay is good but I wanted to enjoy my solo fun. I was more than adequately self-lubricated, my pussy anxious to accept the glass shaft. I had a lump in my throat as I slid the Diamond Dazzler inside. It wasn’t the size of the dildo, it was the whole experience.

One of the drawbacks of the dildo became apparent, when inserted with only the spherical end outside my pussy you don’t have much control of the movement of the toy. It has to be out a few centimetres to allow you to twist it, and press it back and forth so the tip presses against your vaginal walls.

Using the dildo standing up was fun given that gravity kept easing it out of my swollen pussy. But I didn’t get the earth-shattering climax I’d been looking for. A little disappointed I turned off the shower and dried myself. I don’t give up that easily so decided to take the dilo to bed.

With my ankles against my buttocks and my Diamond Dazzler held above me I took a moment to enjoy its colours in the dimmer light of the bedside lamp. Less intensely beautiful than in sunlight, but pretty all the same.

I plunged the dildo into my pussy, determined to devour this gorgeous object. I twisted and turned, moaning gentle, I swivelled my hips and clenched my vaginal walls. Unfortunately I was only able to make the gentlest of contacts with my g-spot. Despite the subtle sensation of the nodules on the dildo’s shaft being very nice, this doesn’t take me all the way. A slight curve would have been sufficient to hit the spot, but never mind.

I dipped the middle finger of my right hand into my wet slit and began to stroke my clitoris. The fingers of my left hand gently worked the dildo in and out of my pussy, pushing the glass shaft back and so pointing the tip towards my vaginal wall. My eyes closed, allowing me to drink in the squirmingly delightful sensations I was creating between my legs. It took a few minutes, but with the hot dildo jammed inside me and my finger rubbing my clit I eventually came.

Then I did something that I don’t usually do. I dozed off, probably with a big grin on my face.

When Alex got back he found me in bed. He kissed me on the forehead, waking me from my doze and said “Sorry I’m late. What have you been up to?”

“Nothing much.” I lied. His face was a picture when I swung my legs out of bed, still naked and stood up to give him a hug. The Diamond Dazzler Dildo slid out of me and landed with a thud on the floor. His jaw doesn’t often drop but it did then. And I thank my lucky stars that we have carpet on the floor in the bedroom.

I’m going to have to stop coveting sex toys. Lol I saw the Tantus Alumina range of sex toys and I just had to have one. I had a word with Bedtime Heaven and they kindly sent one for me to test drive.

They are classy, beautiful and very practically, double dildo. And that’s not all they are interchangeable, unscrewing in the middle allowing you to create your own personal sex toy. The range comprises Tantus Alumina Motion (reviewed here), Tantus Alumina Pace, Tantus Alumina Flow and finally Tantus Alumina Revolve . I was surprised at how much the “Motion” weighed, obviously solid and durable. And it needs to be with me.

It arrived on Saturday morning, Alex answered the door and signed for it. Then he brought it upstairs for me to open. I was ripping in to that envelope like a child in to the wrapping paper on Christmas day.

I was excited because this was my first metal toy, I’ve used glass, silicone and wood this was a first. Finally I got in to the package and slid out the stylish black box complete with silver embossed lettering, with the promise of luxury contained within.

And I must say it didn’t disappoint as I removed the protective foam protecting the Motion I was speechless. This toy really is gorgeous and I don’t use that word lightly. The iridescent colour shape and form of this toy is captivating.

Suze couldn’t wait to test it BUT…we had to go shopping. I washed and dried my Motion and placed it on my bedside drawers. It was ready for action as soon as I got back.

Facts about the Motion

It is made from 100% aeronautic grade aluminium which is anodised increasing its corrosion resistance and allowing it to be dyed in beautiful colours
Being lighter than stainless steel, it weighs 252g and is 22.5cm in length
The Alumina range has interchanging heads, is fully waterproof and can be used with any lubricant
It has heat retaining properties, I washed mine under warm running water and 10 minutes later it was still warm. So this toy can be heated or chilled to your taste.
(techy note: the specific heat of aluminium is twice that of stainless steel which is why it retains heat longer, there’s more energy stored when you heat it up)
And best of all if you wish, you can clean your toy in the dishwasher. Wouldn’t it be great to invite your mother round for dinner and have help you load the dishwasher. Lol

When we got back from shopping mid afternoon Alex had some work to do on the site so I decided it would be a perfect time for me to go off and play. As Alex’s fingers tapped away at the keyboard in the next room I smiled to myself, a smug smile.

I turned on the DVD and slipped out of my jeans and black sweater throwing them over the chair in the corner. My pants and bra landed squarely on top of them moments later. As I lay back between the covers the tap, tap, tap of Alex next door faded away and I was suddenly engaged in a threesome now playing on screen.

Picture this, brunette girl on bed being fucked missionary whilst she is licking out a shapely blonde. I need to look these girls up for their names at some point but for now, back to my test drive. My Motion was cold so I slipped off to the bathroom and held it under the running hot tap for a moment, then towel dried it.

The satin feel and the shapely design make this toy nice to hold. I lay back against the mattress and watched the blonde who was now getting stuffed good and proper by the guy. I ran the warm tip down between my moist pussy lips and pushed the Motion inside. I opened to receive the warm hard dildo and closed behind the head as it pushed deeper inside me. This is when I could sense the weight of the dildo pushing down against my colon, adding to the feeling of being entered and filled.

I started to move the toy in and out of my pussy, each time the helmet of the toy working my opening. My speed built along with my enthusiasm, I was now in time with the guy fucking on screen, using my pelvic muscles to grip with each thrust.

The dildo was slick with my come as it started to work its way down the handle. It felt good but I wanted to give it a work out in my favourite position…doggy style. I gripped my muscles on to the Motion as I raised up on to all fours, securing it in place.

Tilting forward I pushed my shoulder in to the bed, head turned on one side as I reached behind me. The weight of the Motion pressing against my vaginal wall felt good and as I started to move it in and out of me my g-spot responded favourably to the massaging it was receiving.

My enthusiasm must have made its way in to the room next door because I felt a hand on mine, taking over, taking control of my dildo. I let go and Alex took over my in/out motion. My eyes were closed, my breathing rapid and shallow as he started to fuck me.

I can’t remember the last time he fucked me with a toy but it was sooooooooo arousing. Then I felt his fingers on my clit, rolling and stroking it. This was an assault on my senses, every nerve ending in my body started to resonate. My toes tingled, my face flushed, my clit throbbed and…

…those two magic words…

…I’m coming!

It doesn’t end there. The “other end” of the Motion is much more slender and begs to be used as an anal plug. More fun to come I think Lol.

I knew when I ordered the Fun Factory Share from Bedtime Heaven, the online sex shop that I was going to like it. I have a bit of a kink for pushing things up Alex’s ass and fucking him with them. It appealed on two levels, I was about to make his ass mine and I wanted to imagine how I could fuck another girl with it when I find one.

Lets get the technicalities out of the way first, its…

It has an insertable length of 17cm, the same as the maximum girth…Wow!
Made from 100% silicone which is flexible and hypoallergenic
It has no awkward angles or contours therefore is easily cleaned
And finally, and I believe the strongest point is that this toy can be used by lesbian/bi and heterosexual couples, how versatile is that!

Alex looked slightly wary when I removed it from the box, knowing exactly where it was going. Lol We are still fairly new to anal and have to take it easy but just give us time and…

It felt soft, warm and yielding to the touch, not at all frightening. We had already partaken in a few glasses of red before settling down on the bed with the Share between us. I had mentally worked out some angles before hand and prepared the lube, which was waiting on my bedside drawers.

Alex was totally naked and I had a short t-shirt on so that I was able to see what was going on. I lubed up the smaller nub and lay back on the bed as I inserted it in my pussy. As soon as I started to push it inside me it slipped in to place quite quickly, the angling and shape are perfect for the female anatomy.

When it was in place I could feel the end pushing up against my g-spot, exactly where I wanted it. This is the great thing about the Share double dildo, you get actual feedback because you wear it internally, unlike a strap-on.

I tried flexing my pc muscles and the dildo bounced up and down, almost like the motion a guy can achieve. Well, Alex can achieve, can all guys do that? The making his cock dance and do all sorts of … I never had another partner who did it. Perhaps that’s another post.

It was quite a horny experience being able to move my very own purple cock. I was starting to get in to the swing of things and feeling very aroused.

Now the dildo was in place and felt as if it was “locked” there, I rose to my knees. Alex was already positioned in front of me on his hands and knees as we had decided before hand. Not being sure which way would be most effective I thought this would allow me to penetrate him and then let him back on to me, taking total control.

I squirted a liberal amount of lube on to the tip of the Share and ran it around the end. As I approached his puckered anus I realised there was one slight problem with this and it was angling. Alex was higher that me and my cock was slung quite low, so a little manoeuvring is required to aid insertion but when you get in right, well…

As he lowered himself on to me I stayed perfectly still but I must admit I wanted to fuck deep and hard in to his tight ass. I had to control my primal urge to fuck his ass hard (give us a little more practice and I’m sure we will get there but for now I have to be careful and take it easy. Right, where were we.)

Once the correct angles were achieved I was ready to fuck, I very gently moved my hips back and forth, careful not to be too forceful. With each hip movement the nub of the Share massaged my g-spot but I just couldn’t give it a good work out as we had to be so careful.

I can imagine that this is a wonderful toy to use on another girl, you get the feedback, the power and the view whilst fucking your partner. Even though I couldn’t just go for it I was incredibly aroused and very, very wet.

This time we were very careful but I get the feeling that next time we may be able to take it one step further.

One word of warning, if you are going to use it anal to vaginal then ensure that you don’t cross contaminate. It looks oh-so-horny in porn, but infections down there aren’t fun and the human digestive tract is teaming with bacteria.

I’m hoping to be able to give this a really good work out soon and fulfil the Dom in me, Alex you better watch out.

All I can say is for the price this is the most perfect girl/girl or boy/girl toy to experiment with. I’ll keep you all posted.

You can also see our video of the share here.

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I spotted this on Bedtime Heaven’s site I just had to have it for a test drive. I’ve tested its vibrating cousin and it was fantastic, you can read that review here. But The Curve is beautiful to look at with its royal curl shape and is delightfully soft to the touch, enticing me with its promise of quiet delight.

The curve dildo requires no batteries and in return offers hours of silent fun. Nobody will ever know how much you enjoyed the experience providing you aren’t a screamer.

It’s sculpted from hypoallergenic medical grade silicone in one of my favourite colours. It’s always useful to know the dimensions of adult toys heheh, so … it has an insertable length of 18cm with a girth at its head of 13cm. The closest I can describe the feel of it is to compare it to Playdoh. Albeit elastic Playdoh!. Do you remember just how soft and yielding it felt in your hands? A close second to natural skin in warmth and texture.

I expected this dildo to be rigid but it’s really quite pliable whilst remaining rigid enough to maintain it’s g-spot seeking shape. Yes ladies, this toy is designed to seek and find your most sensitive area and massage you into submission. A weapon of self-love.

Unlike some toys this one is odourless and completely submersible. So I plan to have a rerun with in the bath at some point.

My idea was to go off to our bedroom with my new Fun Factory dildo and pleasure myself, Alex is used to me doing this. It was Friday night and I made my way upstairs, reached in to my bedside drawer where my “Curve” was waiting and placed it on my bedside drawers whilst I slipped out of my clothing.

Alex was washing up after dinner and I was eager to try my new Curve. I love just holding it and looking at it, I know that sounds odd but its just such an aesthetic sex toy. I slipped between the sheets wearing…nothing. I was hot enough and didn’t require clothing.

I took a tube of lube from my bedside drawer and applied a small blob to the end of the Curve. As I pushed it between my lips and inside me I shivered at the cold sensation of the lube against my pussy lips.

It popped inside me easily. The upward turn of the handle made manoeuvring easy. I pushed the dildo deep inside me and then slowly retracted it. I felt the smooth shaped head withdraw from my pussy, catching on my opening as it did so.

I pushed the Curve back inside me and as I did so pushed back on the opposing curve. This made contact with my g-spot and I immediately felt the sensation of wanting to pee. I had found the magic area. I continued to push the curved handle downwards and used the handle to work the dildo in and out of me. The silicone is easy to grip unlike the hard plastic used in some.

Despite being quite aroused and involved by now I became aware of a hand reaching between my legs, taking hold of the dildo. It was Alex. I let him take control. He pulled back the duvet and began to work the dildo slowly in and out of me. I took his hand and guided him to the right place, pushing down on his hand.

I was about to come and fell back down on to the bed as I felt the grip of my first orgasm. This inspired Alex and he began to work that dildo in and out of me eagerly. My knees were now up in the air and my feet placed firmly against the mattress, buttock pulled tight.

Alex was now breathing deep and audibly. He was still fully dressed laying with me on top of the duvet. I reached my hand down and pressed it against the crotch of his jeans. He was hard inside that denim and I was so horny.

FUCK! My feet began to tingle and my pelvic floor gripped as he brought me off once more. As I recovered I can remember myself reaching for Alex’s flies. I opened them and found his hard cock inside waiting for me.
The front of his boxers was wet, he had dribbled come whilst frigging me. I eased his cock out of the fly in his underwear and began to stroke him. He was so hard I could almost feel the blood coursing through his cock.

Alex helped me at this point, not without self-interest I may add. Hehehe

He was soon out of his trousers and underwear, cock bouncing invitingly in front of him. I gave it a quick suck and then guided him downward. He pushed between my swollen lips and gave me the fucking of a lifetime. I think I came another two or was it three times before I got on to my knees and let him fuck me doggy.

All the time he was fucking me the Curve dildo was next to my head and I could smell myself on it. Do you know just how horny your own smell can make you. If you don’t I suggest you give it a try just like this wonderful dildo.

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Wow! That was a mouthful. This toy is unlike any other I have seen or tried and I just couldn’t wait to well…ride it. The image on box made me smile but I could tell it had great potential.

Everything is included in the neatly packaged box:

One inflatable ball, colour flesh tone
A talc dispenser (got you guessing haven’t I?)
The Vac-U-Lock plug
And finally, last but not least…a wonderful realistic fell UR3 cock to fit on to the locking system. A whole 6” of insertable orgasmic pleasure for him or her. But I’m having the first go.

The great thing about this toy is that the Vac-U-Lock system is interchangeable with other pleasure givers, such as their strap-on harness, so one cock fits all. And many cocks fit one. What could be better! There is also a great choice of dongs in all shapes, sizes and colours, they even have one with hair at the base for that extra authentic touch. And for the connoisseur they also supply a double penetrator for that bit of DP action.

Now down to some preparation, I went off to the bathroom to give my cock a good wash before I used it. It feels slightly strange but horny at the same time, washing your cock in the bathroom. Oh, to be a man! After a good wash, which I enjoyed, just like giving a soapy cock wank the composite is so flesh like. I really lathered it up and paid a lot of attention to the area just under the head like a good girl.

When it was clean I left it to drain on the side of the sink. This freaked the cat out. He sat next to it on the vanity unit, just staring. Once drained I took it in a warm fluffy towel and dried it. One cock now ready for action.

I sat on the edge of the bed and opened out the flesh coloured ball and located the hole I needed to insert the plug in to. The best method for this is to insert the corner of the smaller end of the trapezium in to the opening in the ball and then turn the plug to fully insert the plug.

Next I used the clever little talk dispenser to coat the inside of the dong to ensure that it didn’t stick to the plastic plug insert. Then I firmly pushed the realistic dong on to the plug. I started to blow in to the valve to inflate the ball and I blew and I blew but nothing happened the ball remained the same size. Then Alex who had been laying behind me on the bed, unbeknown to me laughing. Suggested that I pinch the valve when I blow to allow the air to travel through to the ball. Bloody hell, he is such a smartie pants sometimes.

Once inflated I was ready to go and Alex was eager to watch me. Unlike normal dongs with a suction cup base this one can be used on any surface, including carpets, upholstered chairs and beds. I decided to try cowgirl on the bed, much easier on the knees. Lol

Alex loves to watch me bring myself off but I also feel a little guilty when I’m indulging in a little self love and find it difficult not to include him. Not hat he complains. I reached over to the bedside draws and took hold of the lube I had placed there earlier. Then I applied a generous amount to the tip and worked it around the cock head.

I straddled the ball on bended knees and guided the tip inside me. It was just the right size for my pussy, enough to be able to feel it and not too much to make sex with it difficult. Alex stood at the side of the bed in his bathrobe which hung open exposing his growing member.

I lowered myself down on to the soft ball beneath, taking in the cock inch by inch and it felt very real inside me. Once I had devoured it’s length I raised myself back off the phallus slowly to ensure good coverage of the erection with the lube. It felt so close to the real thing, I even felt the underside hit my fleshy opening as I lifted my pussy off the cock.

I took hold of the ball and made my way over to Alex’s side of the bed where he was now proudly standing, stroking his cock. Still on my knees I lowered back down over that wonderful firm cock and I began to fuck the cock cowgirl. To aid my speed and g-spot stimulation a top tip is to grab the ball firmly between your calves and this secures the cock to aid optimum angling.

This was perfect. My g-spot was getting a good workout as I bounced up and down on the ball which acts as the perfect buffer. Better than grounding on a hard chair on the down stroke. I also added a bit of rolling between my thrusts which moved the cock around inside me to increase the intensity of the fuck. Something you can’t do with a normal dong. It even feels good to do a bit of “stirring”.

Within a few minutes I was climaxing and no further lube was necessary, that cock was all shiny and wet. I hold totally forgotten about Alex who was standing before me wanking. Reaching forward I took a firm hold of his erection and began to stroke it in time with my movements on the Ezrider. He bucked his hips, fucking my hand just like a pussy.

I came again and for a moment stopped stroking his cock, lost in the orgasmic pleasure. Alex’s hand embraced mine and he moved both our hands up and down his hard shaft. This prompted me and I took over once again. The tip of his cock was now glistening with pre cum and I leaned over to lick his dick clean. Alex moaned and took hold of my hair, guiding me down to him.

Still bouncing on my cock I started to fuck his erection with my mouth. It was becoming difficult to breath and I lifted my head off his hardon enough to be able to pull in some much needed air. A couple of breaths later I started to bob up and down on him and my dong. Another orgasm hit me but I managed to keep my mind on the task in hand mouth.

I came up for air once more and began working his cock with my hand again. I felt so horny, bringing myself off and Alex at the same time. I was just about to lean over and blow him again when Alex exclaimed “Fuck! I’m coming”. No time to take him in my mouth I instinctively opened my mouth and stuck out my tongue.

From previous experience I closed my eyes, that bloody stuff stings if you get it in your eyes. the first spurt of cum hit my left cheek, quickly followed by a globule landing squarely on my top lip. Alex was now balancing himself on the top of my head with his right hand as he quaked before me. Then a warm stream of cum landed on my tongue, it felt warm after waiting so long.

With a twitching convulsion he shot the last of his load in to my mouth.

I looked up at him and smiled as I licked my lips and swallowed him down. When I stopped rolling on the ball I realised that I had coated the top of it with my cum, all around the base of the cock and balls was wet. Good job the whole thing is fully washable.

This toy surprised me in more ways than one. When I first saw this and right up to the point of actually using it, I though the cock on a ball concept was just too outlandish to be effective, now how wrong could I have been. It is such a versatile toy, every girl should have one in their toy box.

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I was asked via email by one of our readers, Alicia, if I would consider reviewing this sex toy. I must admit when I followed the link in her email I was slightly taken aback. After all wasn’t thing a sex toy for the “gay” guy or the “bisexual” guy?

As I sat pondering upon the image on the toys site it occurred to me that this could be a good toy for a couple. I get to sit on that nice hard dick and Alex can fuck the ass until he explodes inside it. Then I got slightly carried away and visualised me fucking it with my strap-on.

Let me just say one thing about this toy, it will not post through your letter box no matter how hard The Rammer™ may try. There is a very thoughtful addition to the packaging, you can remove a sticker from the top corner of it and feel a sample of the realistic skin before you purchase your toy (if you were to buy it from a retail store) or open it in my case. I can’t resist poking holes you know what I’m like. Though why would you buy it from a shop when you can buy online from Twisted Miss.

I removed the toy from it’s packaging and was surprised just how flesh like it feels, the small sample really doesn’t do it justice. It’s both heavy and sturdy and the cock needs no encouragement to stay hard. It also comes with a talc applicator and some soluble lube so you are ready to get started straight away.

The cock is very lifelike with good veining and penis head shape and the balls are uneven in size…very life like indeed! I gave it a good wash in the bath before much to the amusement of the cat who couldn’t take his eyes off the cock as it bobbed up and down. Lol

It felt strange washing a cock and arse but it left me feeling horny. I just had to try a finger in that tight little ass. I pushed one finger in to discover it’s hidden secret. It’s textured in there. I shouted out to Alex who was in the bedroom and he sounded quite excited.

One thing that did spring to mind as I washed this wonderfully crafted toy was that it would be best used when it is at room temperature. I had hidden it away in a box in the garage because Alex’s parents came over during the day and when I retrieved it, it felt too cold to sit on…or was it?

The anus is fully flushable for the big clean up afterwards as it has an opening at the other end. You can simply run it through under the tap or alternatively stick a straw in the other end whilst your guy is pumping away at it. Ok…I know…too much information. I’m such a dirty bitch at times.

For the specialists out there the dimensions of the cock and anus are:

• The solid base is 26cm long x 28cm (at it’s widest point)
• The erect penis is 16cm in length from the scrotum and from the abdomen it is 19cm (Oooh errr!)
• The penis girth is 13cm round (Even more Oooh errr!)
• And it weighs approximately 2.8 kg/6lbs 2.5ozs (You don’t realise how weird that looked. Having a cock and arse on my weighing scales. I just made Delia Smith blush. Lol)

Just returning to the cock detail once more, not that I’m obsessed with cock! But it has a lovely upward curve just like the real thing and the underside has the prominent corpus spongiosum too. Now you didn’t know I knew the name for that did you.

I love to use toys but I’m also a bit of an exhibitionist I suppose and I love it even more if Alex is watching me or participating. So I decided to go for a bit of MFM. Bloody greedy! *giggle*

I took my new toy off to the bedroom and being a practical kind of girl placed it upon a towel on the edge of the bed, so if any lube dripped it would be on the towel. Taking the water soluble lube I drizzled some over the head and then worked it down the shaft with my fingers.

Now ready and glistening I removed my dress and panties, leaving my black lace bra on. It would keep my boobs from too much movement if I got a little frantic whilst riding my cock. I parted my legs wide and reversed towards the toy.

Taking the cock in my right hand I held it up towards my eager pussy and started to lower myself on to it. It was still a little cold but I was too ready to stop. Lol I could feel it’s entry inside me as I lowered my pussy over it. The head and the veining stimulating my vaginal walls as I sank down further.

I bottomed out on to the fleshy base and it felt good to be sat upon what felt like a body rather than a hard chair. Angling my hips helped me to get to that all important g-spot and I began to work up and down the cock.

Alex was in the room with me and walked around from the other side of the bed where he had been laying, watching me engulf the erection. He was only wearing a kahki t-shirt and already quite hard having watched me bouncing up and down on this life like cock. He walked towards me as I bobbed up and down and waggled his erection at me provocatively.

He was being less than subtle about the fact that he wanted a little attention too. I took hold of him whilst sitting on the full length of that cock. I began to twirl my hips moving the cock around my inner walls. It felt good and as I gyrated I took Alex in my mouth. I must admit to being totally turned on at the thought of being fucked and sucking a cock at the same time. A dream of mine…

I pushed my tongue along the underside of his cock, pursed my lips around his hard flesh and began to fuck him with my mouth. You should have heard his cries. I fucked sucked and squeezed his balls for all I was worth whilst moving that cock around on my g-spot.

Alex took hold of two large ponytails of my hair and pulled me down deeper on to his throbbing erection. Saliva was now running down my chin, preoccupied I only noticed as it dripped and cooled on my knees.

“Fuck … I’m close”, he grunted. I withdrew from his cock and started to bounce up and down on that cock for all it was worth and it stayed right there whilst I fucked it’s balls off. I grabbed hold of that cock in front of me and began to wank it in time with my movements. We were in perfect synchronicity.

I was close to orgasm and my fingers and toes began to tingle as my orgasm gripped me. Despite this I hung on for bare life and continued to hand wank Alex. He leant backwards with a strained look about his face and thrust his cock in to my hand. The perfect action…

“aghhh!”, I heard him say as he fired cum in to my face. I opened my moth and a string of cum landed on it then the next him my cheek, then my forehead. At that point I closed my eyes (I know just how much cum stings the eyes if it gets in there). I let go of his erection and he took over, slowly pumping the last of his seed on to me.

I licked my lips and savoured that sweet musky taste of Alex and he collapsed on to the bed bedside me. I started to bounce up and down on that cock once more…

I told you I can never get enough and this guy is always ready!

As you can tell I had a great time using a toy that you would think is designed exclusively for a gay male. Well thanks to Alicia I’ve tried it out and I can tell you that it works for women too. Solo it’s unique in my experience, the sensation of bouncing on a very realistic cock and feeling a “body” under your thighs is very satisfying. The weight and construction of the toy means it will not move and there are possibilities for some very kinky action afforded by the waiting anus.

And this is Alex’s take on the toy …

The Doc Johnson’s Cock And Anus presents double the opportunity for enjoyment, whether you’re a man or a couple. As Suze mentioned in the first part of this review the toy was obviously designed with gay men in mind. So when the toy arrived we decided that to ensure the toy was tested fully it required a man, and as I was the nearest thing to a man Suze had to hand that job fell to me. LOL

There are of course two sides to this toy where a man is concerned. A giver and a receiver so to speak.

I first of all tested the cock. As always, in preparation for any sort of anal play I lubed up, or should I say that Suze lubed me up, far more pleasurable and much less awkward than doing it yourself. The feeling of cool lube being dribbled onto your anus and then gently worked inside by your partner’s finger is something that I do enjoy. When she was satisfied that I was prepared Suze coated the head of the cock with lube (water based BTW and supplied with the Doc Johnson Cock and Anus).

The toy was resting on a towel, on one of our pine chairs. I reached round and guided the cock towards my ass. Suze meanwhile grabbed my semi-hard cock and began to lick it. The Doc Johnson’s Cock is not totally rigid it has quite a lot of flexibility. This is obviously to make it more comfortable when inserted and along with the UR3 “Real Skin” covering makes for a very realistic toy. The downside was that I had some difficulty inserting the toy.

This wasn’t just the toy’s characteristics of course. I don’t insert things into my own anus on a regular basis and therefore performing the insertion blind is not a skill I have developed. Suze was preoccupied, having moved on from licking to sucking and gently biting my cock. The other obstacle to the insertion was that my anal sphincters are very tight, even when I’m relaxed, again because I’m not used to receiving a cock up there.

When I did managed to slide the head and half the length inside me Suze tilted her head to one side and lowered herself so she could watch while still sucking on my dick. She increased her stimulation of me, obviously excited by seeing me penetrated.

A few stokes, me gently bobbing up and down were enough for me. The overall shape of the cock and the veining on the surface were very stimulating. As anal stimulation can be intense for me even with thin toys, the cock was literally breathtaking.

I raised myself from the cock, and pushed Suze back, turning her round. Her initial disappointment assuaged when she felt me bend her over the bed and the head of my penis nuzzle against her wet swollen pussy lips …

… some time later I returned, at Suze’s insistence to the toy and this time the anus. I have to say that only ever having indulged in anal sex once, very briefly with Suze, and then only entering her a few centimetres, I am no expert on the sensations it causes in the giver. What I can say is that the toy affords the user and their partner a novel experience.

A word of advice before using the toy’s anal opening. Out of the box the “anus” is tight, even thoroughly lubed I found it difficult to insert my penis. The answer is to insert a couple of lubed fingers, twisting and stretching the opening slightly. This and use itself means that the toy we have is now dilated about 6-8mm and easy to use.

Having worked out how to gently widen the opening I put the toy to use. Height was a problem, our bed is low and initially I though that using it knelt at the edge would be best. My thighs were pressing against the frame which was uncomfortable. However Suze solved this problem with some rolled up bedding to adjust the height of the toy and cushion my thighs. Finally she placed a towel underneath the toy to soak up, er, spillages. The toy was thoroughly lubed with water based lube so things were obviously going to leak out.

I positioned myself “behind” the toy, Suze lay face down on the bed watching, the toy’s cock pointing at her. I held my cock down, pressing my erection against the sphincter. Once pushed past the opening it slid into the textured interior with a satisfying friction. The contours of the inner surface are just enough to give stimulation without feeling as if they’ve been put there deliberately to stimulate.

I slowly slid back and forth, getting a feel for the right position, angling my hips for greatest stimulation, pressing different parts of my penis against the inner walls.

After a few moments I began long slow thrusts, much to Suzes delight and despite the size of the toy the tip of my cock emerged from the opening nearest her, covered in lube.

A number of other things became apparent. Thrusting as I was, the feeling of the “skin” of the toy against my own body was very pleasant. Although not like the real thing exactly it does give you the feeling you’re actually fucking something other than a toy.

The cock bobs as you move inside the toy. Obvious when you think about it, but to see it waving at me while I slid in and out was quite a surprise. As was the feeling of a pair of balls in a tight scrotum pressing against my lower abdomen on my deepest strokes.

Suze really enjoyed the show grinning like a Chesire Cat as my cock appeared and disappeared within the toy. I found that the subtle contouring and yielding construction of the Doc Johnson Cock and Anus meant I wanted to thrust into it and burry myself deep inside it.

When I did cum the weight of the toy helped too. It doesn’t shift around and althought it doesn’t implore you to “fuck me harder” or the like its stability is a real plus.

This is the bit that Suze loved. I felt the tension build and my orgasm hit. Suze yelped with excitement as I squirted cum out through the opening of the toy at the side facing her and on to the towel.

This toy is astonishing. We’ve said it before but it bears repeating. It’s not just a toy for gay men, though I’m certain they’d love it, there are ways people of all sexual orientations can use it. As a couple we certainly enjoyed it. We just have to try the final combination, the F-M-M, or is it F-CA-M action Suze talked about in her review. We may even think of some more uses for it …

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