Time is very precious for us at the moment so I was wondering how to fit this review in. What I decided to do was try out the Doc Johnson Palm Pal Pussy at work. Not in the office of course, even in the most enlightened workplace that would be grounds for dismissal.

Carrying out the text of this masturbator would require a little ingenuity but would provide a relief from the stress of the day so last night I applied myself to the working out the practicalities.

To use the palm pussy you need two things, seclusion and lube. The only guaranteed seclusion is in the toilets at lunch time. The lube came in the form of a free sachet of lubricant from one of our other toy deliveries, very handy.

I waited until lunch and by then I was in dire need of a bit of stress relief. Usually have to make do with a bit of reading or research, so today was a bit different. I slipped the Palm Pal masturbator into my suit jacket pocket wrapped in a carrier bag.

Safely locked in a stall I unwrapped the Palm Pal Pussy and dropped my trousers. The thought of a lunchtime wank had me semi-hard and a little manipulation gave me an erection that Suze would be really pleased to see. I tore the top off the sachet of lube and applied it to the opening, trying to get some of the viscous fluid into the artificial vagina.

I attempted to insert my cock into the Palm Pal and found that as with all new masturbators the opening was a little tight to say the least. My prick sprang out and I ended up with the Palm Pal on my scrotum and lube all over my balls. Another more careful attempt provided a successful entry between the UR3 pussy lips.

I had to work myself in and out of the masturbator a few times to spread the lube inside it and over my cock until with a very gratifying popping the end of my penis appeared out of the end of the toy.

Internally the toy is ribbed. Although the opening is moulded into the shape of a pretty accurate set of pussy lips they are of aesthetic value only, whereas the ribbing does add to the experience of masturbating with the toy.

I found that there were two specific techniques that worked with the Palm Pal masturbator. First was using the toy on the first few inches of you cock so that it does not push all the way through the toy. This emphasises the internal contours of the masturbator and allows you full control of the pressure on your glans. The second technique is to push yourself deep into the Palm Pal until your cock protrudes, this gives a great sensation as your cock emerges from the toy.

I experimented with each technique at different speeds and found that slow worked better than fast for me. After several minutes of hard investigative journalism I felt I deserved a happy finish so allowed myself to build to a crescendo and with long slow stroked reached orgasm, finally popping out of the end of the Palm Pal and squirting gobs of cum down the toilet pan.

I cleaned up as well as I could and wrapped up the toy in the carrier for a proper clean when I got home. I did consider washing my cock in the sink before I returned to my desk but decided that anyone walking in might not be entirely understanding and so sat for the entire afternoon with a slightly stick penis clinging to my leg.

The Palm Pal Pussy masturbator is a very reasonably priced, phthalate free sex toy for men. If you’ve never ventured beyond your own hand it’s an excellent place to start with male masturbators. Or, if you’re on the move, it’s compact and will stow away in your briefcase or luggage to provide an alternative to the good old five knuckle shuffle – a great male sex toy.

The reason?

Tenga EggMasturbators are really small, about the size of a goose egg. I was expecting something large because over time, from the original Ona-cup to the Tenga Flip Hole, Tenga masturbators have slowly grown in size.

With the new eggs Tenga have taken the masturbator in the other direction. They have stripped it down to its bare essentials and created great little sex toys for men.

The egg comes wrapped in a plastic covering, over an unmarked hard plastic shell. This means that once unwrapped the egg is very innocuous and really does look like a white goose egg. The instructions on the outer wrapper are in Japanese so are not much use to me. Though it’s pretty obvious what goes where, LOL

The egg masturbator itself sits in the hard plastic case, inside that is a polythene tube with a small sachet of lube inside it. The tube acts to help the ultra soft and stretchy egg masturbator stay in shape when in transit.

Out of it’s packaging and with a squirt of lube inside the egg looks like a piece of squid ready for the barbie. It slips easily over any sized penis and although only 7cm long can be stretched to cover the whole of my cock (3 times that length).

What does it feel like? Very, very nice. There are three internal contours to choose from Wave, Clicker and Spider. The one I tried for this review, Spider, has a cobweb style design of raised lines, like the longitude and latitude lines on a globe, only on the inside and much more fun. There’s also a bobbly bit in the very end to add the finishing touch to the stimulation.

On its own such a soft and pliable toy would probably fall flat, if it were in a case like the original Tenga sex toys. With the Tenga Egg the grip of your hand applies and controls the pressure, and therefore sensation you achieve. There’s instant feedback and therefore immediate pleasure.

When you pull the Tenga Egg right onto you penis it stretched to the point of almost transparency. An interesting sight for you and one which Suze enjoyed; Hypnotised by my cock again. I had to let her have a go. *Grin*

When she grabbed the egg and my cock I lay back and concentrated on the sensation. The contours are subtle but very effective. They allow you to masturbate as gently or as hard as you wish, the lube contained inside the Tenga Egg by its own elasticity making the masturbatory experience hugely enjoyable and not messy.

This applies equally to the happy finish. Suze enjoys seeing me cum and with most masturbators she’s denied this because they are opaque and hide the event away. With a translucent tip when full stretched over your penis you and your partner can see you cumming, filling the toy with semen.

I let myself go and allowed Suze to bring me off quickly, both of us were eager to see what ejaculation would look like into the egg. I can confirm it is interesting and exciting to see the semen pumped from the tip of your cock and fill the inside of the Tenga Egg.

Cleaning is as simple as it gets, the flexibility and one piece design make a quick rinse followed by some anti-bac soap the only maintenance required after use. The Tenga Egg is currently drying (inverted) in our bathroom after only a few seconds cleaning.

Once dry you can slip the egg back into its hard shell and with the addition of some more lube you’ll be using it again in no time. Because of the case the egg is a very practical travel toy. It will fit almost anywhere and will go unnoticed in any suitcase.

This may be the best value Tenga Masturbator ever. A great idea that I can recommend to anyone wanting to try a masturbator for the first time, or looking to add an easily portable toy to their collection.

Let me introduce you to the Fleshlight Girls; They are Tera Patrick, Paris Lia19, Raven Riley, Puma Swede, Brooke Skye, Kat Young, Sandee Westgate and Vanilla DeVille.

The people at Fleshlight have obviously realised that there’s a market out there for something a little more personal than their original range of masturbators. Each of the “Fleshlight Girls” is moulded, on the outside at least, from a real porn star. Internally it’s a different matter, the Girls range incorporates what Fleshlight describe as “Lotus Texture”, a series of regular ribs along the inside of the soft sleeve.

I’ve tested a couple of Fleshlights before, from the original design with its whistling cap, through the redesigned casing and now with the porn star moulded inserts. Fleshlight appear to be steadily developing their products in the face of competition from manufacturers of other, similar products.

For the uninitiated a Fleshlight consists of a hard plastic case with a cap at each end. The end where you insert your cock is the wider one, where the bulb and lens would be on a flashlight. At the other end (where the batteries would be inserted) is a screw cap and vent holes. This allows you to vary the suction when using the Fleshlight. This hard case serves to house the soft inner part of the toy when in use and keep it safe and clean when in storage.

The Fleshlight can be completely disassembled and each part washed individually. So there are no fiddling around with awkward constructions or worries about if the toy is clean when you use it.

Because you can take the toy apart you can, if you wish, buy a variety of inserts for it and experience different sensations without having to buy a whole new toy each time.

Aside from the improved case design (which I think has been around for about 18 months) the Fleshlight Girls have a much thicker outer section around the vaginal opening. Older models skimped a bit on the material here and you often found yourself pressed against the hard plastic of the case instead of the soft insert. This change in design has made the toy much more comfortable to use, especially when you’re buried deep inside it, if you know what I mean.

Using a Fleshlight requires a lube. I suggest a good quality water based lube. Armed with a tube of lube and the Fleshlight Suze was tasked with assisting my test.

She slipped in a porn DVD, and with me propped up against the bedhead she coaxed me to erection. I didn’t take much coaxing. With Suze semi-naked next to me and the TV showing hardcore porn the thought of having her jack me off with a porn star’s pussy had obvious stimulating appeal.

When I was hard I grasped the base of my cock to allow Suze to dribble lube over it and the opening of the Fleshlight. Brooke Skye’s pussy was now wet and ready. Or so I thought.

The initial cool wet sensation of the lube and the un-warmed insert was very exciting, unfortunately Suze hadn’t got the lube very far into the toy so as she pressed it down onto my cock my frenulum started to drag on the insert and I winced. I explained the problem and it was easily resolved by sliding the Fleshlight up and down slowly getting deeper with each stroke thus spreading the lube further inside Brooke Skye’s Lotus textured pussy.

The lotus texture inside the masturbator insert is very effective. At first I thought it was a little too subtle to distinguish it from the original smooth inserts. However it soon became apparent it was just right …

Suze was finding that using the Fleshlight on me was a little difficult. This was because she has smaller hands than me and the Fleshlight is quite bulky and heavy. The other problem was that she hadn’t opened the vent at the top of the Fleshlight and the suction was at maximum so to speak.

With me now in control and the vent slightly open I enjoyed the tight Lotus texture of Brooke Skye’s pussy to the full. And so did Suze watching avidly. I found myself really enjoying this Fleshlight, more than any I’ve had before. The small refinements that have been made since its launch have really made a difference to its effectiveness as a toy.

I bought myself off after a couple of minutes with long deep strokes. When my eyes began to roll and it was obvious I was cumming Suze grabbed hold of the Fleshlight and unscrewed the cap at the base. She was too late to see me squirting, but said “Oooh, you’re still oozing cum.”

Why not buy the Fleshlight moulded on your favourite porn star’s own anatomy, slip in that old-faithful DVD of theirs and enjoy yourself?

If you’re not familiar with UR3 it’s a soft, pliable yet firm plastic that feels very close to real skin. It’s also quite hardwearing and elastic. This means that you can give a doc Johnson pocket pussy a real pounding without fear of it fail on you. Personally though I wouldn’t opt for a quicky-wank with Lexi’s Pocket Pussy for reasons I’ll expand upon below.

The Lexi is, like all of Doc Johnson’s named products, modelled on a real person. If the casting is anywhere near faithful to the original then Lexi has very neat labia and a very tight opening to her vagina. Before use, perhaps while you’re cleaning the toy in preparation for its first use, you should slip two or three fingers into the opening of the toy to, well, break it in. If you don’t inserting your lubed penis into the pocket pussy can be fun later. Cleaning the toy also removes most of the colour from the labia minora of the toy. Doc Johnson seem to think that all women have bright pink lipstick on their pussies as all Doc Johnson sex toys seem to come with this colouration. LOL

The pussy is tubular in shape with a slight waist two thirds away from the vulva end with three light grooves on it, more to indicate the best position to hold the toy than to aid grip. Unless you go completely mad with the lube you’ll find UR3 is very easy to hold. Inside the vaginal walls you find that “Lexi” is gently bobbled rather than deeply ribbed.

Suze didn’t think she’d get to have a fiddle with this toy, but she was very wrong. I lay in bed in my customary 45 degree angled position (half propped up against the bed head) and let Suze twiddle with me until I was erect. She then dribbled water based lube (we use Pjur Aqua at the moment) onto my cock, then passed the lube to me and continued to stroke my penis while I applied a little more lube to the opening of the pocket pussy.

Even having stretched it while I was cleaning it earlier it was quite tricky to push myself inside. This is normal for UR3 toys and is great because it means they retain their satisfying tightness over time.

I slid in slowly, at first just pushing the tip of my cock inside, then deeper with each stroke as the lube worked its way up and around the inside of the toy. Applying pressure to the outer wall of the Pocket Pussy allows you to give extra stimulation to your cock as you masturbate, while leaving you pleasantly detached and giving you that “somebody else’s hand” feeling.

I suggested to Suze that I really did try someone else’s hand and let her take over. She really enjoyed herself, first trying on hand then two, squeezing and tugging. She especially liked the way in which she was able to press the toy down far enough that the tip of my cock popped out of the end. She said she liked to see the end of my penis, glistening with lube.

Anyway, she really enjoyed herself, which was fine by me because her milking of my cock – or was it Lexi milking my cock, was a real winner. The internal contours of the toy meant a long slow action was best and she soon realised this as my eyes rolled and I squirmed in response to her pumping my cock with Lexi’s pussy.

The Pocket Pussy is quiet too. Some masturbators slurp and suck, which can be a pleasant accompaniment to your wank but this one is quiet and therefore discrete.

The ejaculation was a sizzling bubbling one that erupted from the end of the pocket pussy like a white lava flow, a mixture of lube and cum.

We both enjoyed the toys for different reasons. It’s very pleasant to hold, not too big and very lifelike, at least externally. The Lexi Pocket Pussy is very easy to clean after use too. For the price you really can’t go wrong, this is a good quality toy, simple and effective. What more could you ask for?

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