Alex and I went to bed absolutely I was going to say fucked, yes I suppose we were. Entertaining family over the holiday period had taken more out of us than we realised. I suppose it just creeps up on you when you are having fun.

By the time we slipped between the covers last night we were done for. We watched a couple of episodes of Life On Mars me whilst sipping a glass or two of red and Alex a tumbler of whisky to chase off the cold we seem to have picked up just after the horrible bout of flu or whatever I had just before the holidays.

I can’t believe that we have been lucky enough to now contract a cold, just as we were starting to feel better. Oh well! At least we don’t have to go to work with it and can stay all snug and warm in bed.

Alex then put some porn on a bit of Viv Thomas that we got from the adult shop. We both settled down and my hand drifted across to play with Alex’s cock in a carefree manner. Within minutes had risen to the occasion and we fucked missionary for a change. It’s a while since I had my feet resting on his shoulders.

After a quick wash in the bathroom we settled back down again and it wasn’t long before sleep got the better of us both. Sated and calm we fell in to deep slumber.

The next thing I knew, I could feel a hand parting my legs as I lay on my left side. Half asleep I manoeuvred to open my legs, aware that someone wanted to access my sex. There was a light tug at my nightshirt and then I felt the warm breath on the nape of my neck, followed swiftly by a kiss. I released an appreciative moan still slightly asleep but awake enough to be receptive.

Warmth engulfed me as a body lay over me, then I felt a push against my pussy lips, parting me and entering my hot vagina. A couple of strokes revealed my lack of moisture possibly due to my cold. Alex withdrew and then eased in to me again. I became aware of a cooling sensation on my pussy, this woke me up.

It felt good and I brought myself to my knees, ass pointing skyward, head in pillow. Alex moved in behind me and pushed against my pussy lips once more. He broke the seal and again I became aware of the cooling effect on my labia.

“What’s that cold feeling I’m getting?”, I enquired in a husky voice. “It’s the tingling lube sent to us by Bedtime Heaven”, he replied. It felt just like cold air upon your tongue on a winters morning or when you suck an extra strong mint and then draw breath across your tongue. Then the tingle kicks in.

I was becoming more aroused by the stroke. The action of fucking was releasing the active ingredients contained in the lube, creating a totally new sensation. Usually the more you fuck the warmer you become with the friction of flesh upon flesh. This was totally alien but very, very arousing.

As his hard cock massaged my g-spot and my pussy tingled my first orgasm came and had me bucking against his cock. We were now fucking so fast and furious that I had to turn my head to the side to avoid making contact with the wooden headboard.

Alex gave a coupe of stabbing deliberate strokes in to me and then quivered as he came in long languorous ejaculations. His obvious orgasmic thrusting brought me to the brink again and my knees trembled as I came just as his last thrust waned.

There is nothing to compare with a totally unexpected, totally relaxed fuck in the early hours and it’s even better when accompanied by a drop of cooling lube.

I’ve been looking around for nipple toys lately and I have to admit they are in short supply, once you have tried the nipple clamps and the suction cups there is very little left by way of stimulation. That’s why when I noticed these breast massagers I was delighted. I believe our nipples are quite neglected in the adult toy world.

My friends over at Bedtime Heaven despatched them for me to try out, they are the Cal Exotics Heart Shaped Breast Massagers. Don’t they look cute? I’ve never tried pasties or anything like these before so I was really looking forward to trying them out.

I’ll give you the rundown on my Heart Shaped Breast Massagers:

They are made from soft TPR which is pliable and comfortable to wear
Each pastie has a wireless, push button bullet which can be inserted under the nipple housing
Each ultra quiet massager is powered by 2 x *** watch batteries and what’s more they come with eight so you are ready to go and won’t run out in a hurry.

Eager to test these out I decided to get myself warmed up whilst Alex took a quick shower in the hotel bathroom. I would probably have indulged myself and soaped him up but with my sprained foot I wasn’t going to risk slipping and causing myself harm. Plus it gave me an excuse to indulge myself for a few moments.

The bullets split down the middle allowing insertion of the batteries. Once in place I loaded each bullet under the nipple cup and we were ready to go. I could hear the water bouncing off Alex and splashing onto the bath base as I lay back on the bed and slipped under the cover.

It was quite warm in the room and I just pulled the duvet up to thigh height, protecting my decency for some reason. Lol I was totally naked and ready to go. I found the best position for attaching the massagers was sitting so that your boob is full and round. I placed the contoured side against my flesh with the bullet on the underside of my nipple.

Then I flattened them out against my flesh the best I could. Once they were in place they stayed there and I pressed the button on the end of each bullet. I was slightly disappointed when they started to vibrate because I wasn’t really feeling much.

I pressed the massager against my skin again attempting to increase the vibratory sensation. I must say the bullets were exceptionally quiet compared to the power they had. But they were not quite doing it for me.

What appeared to be the problem was that the breast massagers tend to cup and therefore back off from your nipple area. This decreases the sensation from the bullets and dulls the whole experience, which is a bloody shame, that coupled with the fact that I think the bullet needs to be on the nipple rather than just underneath it. My nipples are very sensitive and would benefit from the vibrations far more than my areola.

But I think the fundamental problem with these is that you need to have smaller boobs, I think C Cup is too big for them to fit properly. All you smaller ladies out there would love these especially if your areola is easily stimulated.

Alas they are not for me but I won’t stop looking for something which makes me go Uhhhmmmm. But in the meantime there is always Alex. *naughty grin*

The Pleasure Paddle from California Exotics is described as a toy for you and your lover to enjoy. Its shape suggests what the designers had in mind, but in the bedroom it transpires that it has far more uses than they imagined. I suppose I ought to dispel any misconceptions you have here; The paddle is not a BDSM spanking implement but a compact and well designed vibe.

The unit is 20cm long and 1.8cm in diameter. It is rigid and therefore transmits vibrations from its built in vibrator very well. The exterior finish is soft and silky, very pleasant to hold and have held against you. It’s driven by two AAA batteries which fit in a carrier that slides into the base under the single control dial.

The whole unit is waterproof and simplicity itself in use. You twist the dial one way to turn it on and adjust the speed, then the other way to turn it back off. The toy is quite feminine in its styling, smooth curves and finished in a hot pink.

Suze slyly made off with the paddle soon after we received it from Nice Sex Toys. She emerged from the bedroom a little later to tell me that although it was nice to use and had her clitoris tingling she couldn’t quite bring herself off with it. The Pleasure Paddle wasn’t designed primarily for solo use.

We decided to try the paddle out together, but it was a while before we did. It therefore came as quite a surprise when while we were screwing last night Suze slipped something between us. It was of course the paddle. She turned on the paddle and rubbed her clitoris with it as I fucked her, missionary. The dual stimulation worked for both of us. She squirmed around, drinking in the new sensation and I got to watch, with the added bonus that I could feel the vibrations in my cock, both at the tip when I was almost fully withdrawn and at the base of my cock when I was deep within her.

We carried on like this for a while, sharing the pleasure. Eventually though Suze withdrew the vibe and turned it off. She pushed me back down the bed into a kneeling position and took my cock into her mouth. Enjoying a sensational blow job I didn’t notice her slip the Pleasure Paddle back into her hand and position it against my perineum. When she turned it on I nearly went into orbit.

Suze played the head of the paddle against the sensitive skin between my balls and anus, then she toyed with my asshole itself. I very quickly came to the point where shooting my load into her mouth was an inevitability and had to push her away from my cock. She got the message and lay on her side, one leg in the air pussy beckoning me. A few deep hard thrusts and we both came in a frantic blending of our fragrant bodily issue.

Later we experimented with the paddle in other ways and found that is was great for sensory play on nipples and certain areas of the genitals. I wouldn’t advise you use it on your guy’s testicles though, it’s a little too power. Ouch!

The Pleasure Paddle is a toy for couples and as such is a very rare thing indeed. You need someone else to make the most of this toy.

It’s good to share and when you do this toy makes it great.

From the moment I opened the beautifully decorated tin my senses were bombarded with exotic aromas filled with promise. The Kama Sutra Earthly Delights Gift Tin, which really should be “Beautiful Tin” makes for an ideal present for the lady in your life and don’t think this will just be for her, I’m sure she will want to share the wonders contained within.

Alex and I rarely get time to languish in erotic foreplay, we are tired like most couples when we get home from work and want to just get jiggy with it most of the time. So when Bedtime Heaven sent this out for us to test drive I welcomed the change, it meant that we would be spending some quality time just enjoying the sensual massage and play it encourages. And yes it does encourage intimacy and playfulness.

The tin contains:

Original Oil of Love
Stimulating Pleasure Balm
Sweet Almond Massage Oil
French Vanilla Crème Body Soufflé
Sweet Honeysuckle Honey Dust
And last but not at all least a lovely little feather applicator

(The links above are to the individual products, also available from Bedtime Heaven)

This gift set really encourages you to get down and dirty and best of all you can actually lick and kiss any of the products from your partner as they contain natural ingredients. Although I must stress that you should stay well clear of the Almond Massage Oil if you are in any way allergic to nuts.

I volunteered myself to try out the delightful preparations first. You know what I’m like, go for it and enjoy! I rolled over on to my stomach. We were of course both naked, having turned up the central heating to ensure the bedroom was nice and warm first.

To relax me and much to my surprise, I felt the gentle touch of feathers moving up my calves. They felt slightly tickly but at the same time comforting with their delicate touch. Alex ran them up my legs, over my buttocks travelling up my spine. He gently brushed my body all over with the feather applicator, giving me just a taste of what was to come.

Alex then opened one of the containers, I had no idea which one he had selected, I love surprises. I felt the droplets make contact with my skin, they weren’t cold as the tin had been in the bedroom warming too.

He then began to work the liquid in to my muscles around my shoulders and descending down my vertebra. The oil began to heat and my nostrils were filled with the blend of chocolate, vanilla and cinnamon. Now I’m not a chocoholic but I must admit that I was aroused by the smell. Maybe there is something in this chocolate versus sex thing. Lol

As he massaged the oil in to my flesh I began to feel so relaxed and could feel myself starting to get a little turned on too. The oil started to warm my muscles, it must have been the cinnamon. He worked this in to my back and then asked me to roll over. By now I had my eyes shut and the air in the room was laced with the essence dark chocolate and vanilla.

Another bottle was opened and I felt the tingle and cool sensation envelope my nipples. They immediately responded becoming hard and erect. He was encircling each of my areolas with the Stimulating Pleasure Balm which had a mint aroma and tingled on contact with my skin. I opened my eyes to catch Alex grinning as he watched my nipples engorge as he rolled them around in the minty gel.

He then lowered his mouth on to my nipple and began to lick the minty stimulant whilst staring at me lustfully. I was now so sexually aroused that I could have wrapped my legs around him and fucked but I wanted to savour this valuable time together and enjoy the delights of being reacquainted with each other on an emotional and tactile level.
I lay back on the bed, enjoying his tongue working it’s magic on my nipple and breast. Using a combination of flicks, licks and sucks he managed to bring me so close to orgasm. I had to cross my legs tightly to subdue the arousal. I checked Alex out as he repositioned himself to reach for another product from the tin on the bedside drawers. He was erect, certainly ready to fill me with his cock.

Again I closed my eyes in anticipation of what was to come. I felt the warmth of Alex’s hand between my legs and the application of something to my pussy with his fingers. I lay there feeling the warm caress of a tongue, gliding over my vulva. I squirmed with his lingual attentions. He was lapping away at me like a hungry cat. Groaning as he sucked and licked my pussy in to submission.

By now I was fit to burst. I started to buck my hips in perfect rhythm with his lapping. Then my orgasm gripped me and I shook as he licked me adding to the saliva already coating my swollen pussy. Little did I know that Alex had applied a liberal amount of French Vanilla Crème Body Souffle which he eagerly ate from my pussy.

“Right something for you next”, I suggested. “Can you pass me the Sweet Almond Massage Oil?”.

Alex handed me the bottle, no screw top, a rocker top bottle for ease of application. I squirted a liberal amount of oil over my breasts and demanded that he massage it in. The aroma was overwhelming. Just like marzipan (almond paste), I have loved marzipan since being a child. It was captivating.

I was now immersed in sensory melee of aromas, digital, oral and mental stimulation. Fucking was not an option but next on the agenda.

Using both hands simultaneously, Alex massaged and kneaded the oil in to my breasts as I relaxed. It’s a bit of a fetish of mine but I love to watch Alex roll and mould my breasts, especially when they are glistening coated in oil.

Emotions got the better of me and I called out “Alex, put your cock between my boobs”. I pushed my tits together with both hands and waited. Alex straddled me and pushed his cock between my fleshy mounds. I was still oiled and the smell was amazing. He started to slowly run his cock between the valley of my breasts and I hung on now coated in oil my grip was slightly impaired. But where there is a will there is a way.

“Hmmm”, he moaned, working his cock in and out of my boobs. I pushed them together more firmly, gripping his cock, making the sensation more intense. Watching as his cock retracted and then poked out from between my breasts, time and time again. Head shining and purple with blood flow.

Alex now had his eyes closed and head pushed back nose pointing at the ceiling. He was now fucking hard and deliberate, speed was picking up. And I could tell his orgasm was building. His breaths more rapid and obvious.

Then from out of the blue he gasped, “Agggghhhh” and he came. With each pump he spewed out his seed. My chest was spattered with his semi opaque fluid. Then a globule of cum hit my chin and with a last thrust he groaned and fell on to his side by me.

I’m no expert but I think that he enjoyed that…

And so did I!

Alex’s impressions:

Suze’s description of the Earthly Delights Gift Tin is pretty comprehensive and I couldn’t agree more about the relaxing and stimulating effect it had on us both.

Its presentation is faultless and choice of items just right for naughty nights in with your partner. I suppose you’d automatically think of this as a gift for a female partner, rather than a male one, but consider this. When he opens the tin on Christmas morning he may be surprised, but watch his face as the realisation dawns about who is going to be applying the products in the tin to his body … and then what he can get up to applying it to yours.

We also think this product is amazing value for money. All the products are high quality, so a little will go a long way. You can enjoy night after night of sensuality well into the new year, and because each item has been well chosen there’s enough variety so you will not get bored. Although, you’re pretty much guaranteed to get drilled. Sorry couldn’t resist.

So what did it feel like when Suze laid her hands on me?

First of all the feather dusting brush. I never thought I’d be one for feathers, a bit girly perhaps. I was wrong. It’s not as electric as I find the rubber whip can be when it’s dragged gently across my skin, but different, more subtle and very pleasant. I’m smiling here just thinking about it.

The soufflé smelled exquisite. You can imagine eating a bowl full of the stuff, though I wouldn’t advise it. The taste’s a little disappointing after the delicious smell, but that’s no matter as the sensation of licking it from a nipple or having it licked from yours is fantastic.

I think I’m going to run out of superlatives so bear with me.

The Love Oil is very surprising. Anything chocolate flavoured tends to be sickly sweet, both to smell and taste, however the oil smells and tastes spicy and chocolaty. It’s warming to the body and mind, avoiding the overpowering and artificial saccharine-like aroma and taste lower quality products have. Applying it to Suze’s back I found I needed only a small amount to give a soothing, sensual massage without any stickiness.

Suze’s use of the almond massage oil on my back filled the air with the smell of Amoretto and left me drifting in a relaxing yellow sea (not literally, my synaesthesia again, to the rest of the world I was relaxed and goosebumpy).

We found that the best way to appreciate just what these products do to the air around you is to walk out of the room where you’ve been using them for a few minutes and re-enter. It’s like walking into an enveloping blanket of rich, relaxing and sensuous aromas.

If you do decide to give this gift to your partner for Christmas it’s going to make a great change from the usual naughty underwear or adult toy. Then again why not buy all three.

Bedtime Heaven are accepting orders for all products including the Kama Sutra Earthly Delights Gift Tin right up until 21st December at 17:00 for Guaranteed Special Delivery before Christmas.

How To Bring Out The Whore In Me with Think Pink Cooling Massage Oil

I ordered this from Bedtime Heaven thinking it would be a nice cooling and relaxing massage oil, little did I realise its power. Think Pink Cooling Massage Oil is contained in a very pretty pink themed 8.5fl oz bottle topped with a pink metallic cap. The essence/flavour is labelled as Frosty Peppermint Schnapps.

The reason I mentioned flavour is because rather unusually this massage oil can be eaten but be careful as the base is castor oil and it may make you a little loose should you ingest too much. Or alternatively your fella could shag the shit out of you. Lol I can be so crude sometimes.

Alex kneeled to the side of me and asked me to roll on to my tummy. I complied after removing my blue night shirt. Now naked I lay prostate before him. He opened the bottle and slowly drizzled the cool fluid on to my back. At first I jumped and shuddered as the oil made first contact with my warm flesh.

Then I felt the first tingle. My back was cool but tingly at the same time and the air around was filled with a lovely subtle peppermint essence. Alex began to work the oil in to my muscles around my lower back and I began to grind my pubis in to the bed with each stroke.

I turned slightly, on to my right side and asked Alex to move a little further up the bed. My mouth sought something tasty. Alex’s groin was now level with my mouth and I leant forward opening my mouth ready to accept him. Alex smiled and expressed his joy as I took his cock in my mouth.

He continued to massage my muscles despite my attentions on his hard cock distracting him. Every now and then he would give in to his urges and replace his moulding of muscle with a thrust from his groin. He went a little too deep the first time and I gagged as he hit the back of my throat. My eyes still watering, I began to give him head.

Alex continued his soothing massage and I took a firm grip on his cock with my lips and tongue. Working his foreskin back and forth with each stroke. I could now feel his hands bracing the nape of my neck as I continued my assault upon his erection. My pussy was responding, becoming moist between my legs.

The minty aroma now filled the air and my back was tingling like shards of ice had fallen upon it. Alex has now all but abandoned the massage session, he was finding it difficult to reach me as I was now up on my right elbow sucking like a hungry whore on his manhood.

He began to thrust gently in to my mouth once again and I took a hold of his balls in my left hand giving them a firm careful tug. Alex gasped with the attention his erection was now receiving. I increased the speed of my ministrations and Alex tightened his buttocks, pointing his cock even deeper down my throat.

He hit my throat again but this time I managed to work through it with watering eyes. I was getting off on this myself and didn’t want to break the rhythm. I rant my tongue firmly down the back of his cock, rubbing his frenulum and that was what did it.

“Suze, I’m going to come!”, Alex whispered through heavy breaths. I continued with even more vigour, I wanted him to come inside my mouth. It’s not something we do all the time but I was so horny I just wanted to taste him. A couple of bucks later he was firing his seed into my mouth.

I pulled back slightly, from experience I know that it can make you cough if it hits your throat. Then he came in short bursts, coating my tongue with the musky opalescent fluid. The musky taste filled my mouth, I could smell him, taste him. I was so turned on that my own thighs were now glistening with my juices.

The last of his seed drained Alex collapsed next to me on the bed. Now there was the small matter of me to take care of…

My nipples are very sensitive to the touch and as a result I get a lot of pleasure from them being licked, sucked, tweaked and the odd ice cube rolled over them. Yum! So I decided that I would like to try some kink of the nipple toy variety.

The problem was that I wanted stimulation but not discomfort and I wondered if these waterproof wireless nipple arousers would be a bit too extreme for me, perhaps venturing a little too far in to the BDSM area with nipple play. I didn’t realise just how wrong I could be! Lol

I must also admit that when I requested this sex toy for review from Bedtime Heaven I was slightly concerned that they would be really heavy and stretch my nipple and boobs like stretch Armstrong. This proved not to be the case, each little self contained clamp was incredibly light, weighing just 28 grams.

They are adjustable, applying just the right amount of pressure to pleasure and with their jelly coated pads very gentle. Alex was tasked with the job of sizing up my nipples for the nipple teasers, he loved doing things like that and with a few winds of the screw he had them just right. Firm grip as not to fall off and just enough pressure to encourage my nipple to harden immediately inside them.

He clamped them lovingly on to each nipple in turn as I sat on the edge of the bed naked. Then he placed a kiss on each nipple and made his way to his side of the bed. The with a press of the button he made some MFF action appear on the television screen. I reclined on to the bed allowing the clamps to dangle from each nipple, this added to the sensation of gentle tugging on each.

My nipples were now as hard as bullets with two pink pleasure bullets hanging from both. These arousers are self contained, no wires. They are controlled by four LR44 batteries that fit inside the screw-up base, which also acts as the on/off variable control for each. Making them easy to operate and totally waterproof.

Alex reached over and turned the vibe on my left nipple, He then moved back and did the same with the right one. The vibration was strong, powerful and totally addictive. I lay back on the bed with the clamps resting on my boobs.

My naughty companion slipped off his robe and reclined on to one elbow just watching as I shuffled around and moaned my delight. These clamps were sensational! Not enough attention is given to the breasts by sex toys and this one certainly hits the mark.

As my nipples resonated with the mechanical vibrations radiated outwards like the ripples from a trout breaking the water’s tension Alex traced his finger over my breast. This added to the stimulation my nipple, areola and breast were already enjoying.

He glided his finger slowly and gently over my breast and as he reached my outer areola, even with my eyes shut I could feel the intensity of the vibrations. Then he moved in closer to my swollen pink button and I now felt my clit become fired. It was almost as if he was earthing my breasts, that is the best way I can describe the feeling. I’m sure there’s a specific term for this effect in the physics of harmonics, but Wikipedia wouldn’t offer up the answer.

My clit was now vibrating in time with my nipples and swelling between my legs. Alex traced his finger slowly across my areola towards my pinched nipple. He placed the gentlest of touches to the very tip and I nearly came there and then. It seemed to focus every watt of power in to the very apex of my nipple, which then travelled down between my legs making my clit vibrate and my pussy swell. I was so wet and I hadn’t even touched down there. These things were good.

He now had both of my nipples “earthed” and I was so close to coming without penetration. I had been so focused on my own enjoyment that I hadn’t paid any attention to Alex’s arousal. I took a look between his legs and he was swinging there hard and proud. Not wanting to miss out on the moment I climbed on to all fours and pointed my ass up at him.

And he reciprocated, pushing his hard cock inside my well lubed pussy. The arousers were hanging beneath me for dear life and the pull on my nipple added to the pleasure and the tingling which had already enraptured me. I just needed to be fucked…and hard. Alex took care of that, he must have been ready just like me.