I was happy to receive one of the latest sex toys from Rock Off on Friday. Bedtime Heaven sent me a Finger Tingles vibe as soon as it hit their warehouse so that I could be one of the first lucky people to try it out and bring you this exclusive sex toy review.

I’m always on the look out for something new and interesting to try out and this toy looks really versatile and could be used by horny males as well as females.

As it turned out they couldn’t have sent it to me at a better time. The weekend was set to be a wet one, in stark contrast to the glorious weather we have been enjoying recently. Which means more time indoors, which equals more time to play.

If the weather had been good my time would have been split between outdoor chores and indoor phwores! Ok, I did try. You try getting something to rhyme with chores. Lol

I opened the packaging and removed the Finger Tingles and was surprised to feel the softness of the rubber, I had expected it to be firm. Instead it reminded me of my school days and playing with Play Doh. It had that same smooth soft finish to it. It felt like a pliable rubber tongue.

The Rocks Off Finger Tingles features the famous R80 bullet which we have all grown to love but there are some interesting new features with this toy

It is constructed from IntraMed a new compound with anti-microbial properties to help keep your toy clean.
The Finger Tingles has been constructed with a hole in the middle to be worn on a finger or to encapsulate the clitoris if desired. Or nipple, that one only just occurred to me.
It’s controlled via the push button on/off switch mounted in the base and comes complete with a battery so you don’t have to go looking for one.
Is completely waterproof for none stop fun, even at bathtime.

Saturday was utterly miserable and wet and we both decided to make our way to the bedroom to test out our toys. Yes, I did say our toys. Alex had something he also wanted to test. So, we both opted for some naughty mutual masturbation.

Alex didn’t bother waiting for me and started to play with himself which spurred me on. I took the FT and rather than taking it to my cit which would have been my first reaction. It was made for clit play. I slipped out of my t-shirt dress and panties and climbed under the covers, leaving Alex exposed.

I pushed the button and the powerful but quiet vibrations started to emanate from the Finger Tingler vibrator. Using the tip I gently placed it over my areola and ran it around in a circle. It felt like a bee was buzzing around my pinkish brown corona and the small nodules around it began to rise.

Next I took the tip to my right nipple and felt the vibrations resonate through my now hardening nipple. It felt so good to take the time to stimulate an erogenous zone I rarely pay attention to, least not enough.

I was beginning to loose myself in the delightful experience of caresses and stimulation without full on masturbation. Alex was taking care of that. It felt like I was indulging myself in some me time, loving myself and it felt good.

My nipples were so hard by now that they pulsed and were almost painfully engorged. Well, a kind of pleasurable pressure was building in them and they stood so proudly on end. Alex was watching and becoming more avid about his testing. ;0

My body seemed to be harmonising with the vibrations now and I couldn’t wait to move my hand down over my mons to seek out my wet firm button. I placed the tip of the Finger Tingle over my clitoral hood and let the vibrations do the work, no movement was required. I became aware of my clit swelling and urging me to play with it. I pushed my middle finger through the hole, gripping the bullet in my palm and placed my finger back on to my clit. The sensation was amazing, the contrast between my warm digit and the soft encapsulating hood teasing me was spellbinding.

I was taken by surprise because I really had no idea it would be such an excellent sex toy. The digital and vibratory combination was soon wooing me in to submission. I added a slight roll with my finger, an absent minded side to side wiggle.

This did the trick, within less than a minute I was digging my heels in to the bed and arching my back, shouting out ”Fuck” the international word for orgasm coming. I started to move my finger across my clit with more vigour and felt the moisture leach from me as I came. My finger was soaked.

It’s a good job that the Finger Tingler is waterproof.

I’m full of praise for this little toy, you can slip it easily in to your handbag or pants and it is so quiet you could probably get away with wearing it in the office. Just don’t shout out “Fuuuuuck!” like me when it hits the spot.

Bedtime Heaven sent me the Topco Night Moves Seduction to test because it is new to the market and an interesting design. I must admit when I opened the package I thought it was trying to be a little over ambitious. I hold my hands up now, I was oh so wrong!

Little Miss Seduction is interesting in many ways, let me tell you all about her…

She is constructed from soft touch Cyberskin and which is phthalate free and body safe
With dual motors she will get yours running very quickly
There are 7 functions of vibration and vibration with variable speed settings
With a g-spot curve and a bendable spine you are able to direct your pleasure to right where you want it
Seduction is waterproof so can accompany you in to the bathroom
Powered by 3 x AAA batteries she packs a punch
The curved wave is wonderfully ribbed and has dual external ticklers which are bound to hit the spot
She has an insertable length of 10cm and a maximum girth of 13cm

The afternoon in the garden got a little too hot to be weeding so we retired to the bedroom. We were going to have a little rest but we are both so in to our toy testing that we decided to test one of our toys.

Alex selected one and I obviously went for the Seduction Vibrator.

Laying next to each other on the bed I placed the Seduction between my legs to bring it up to body temperature, despite the warmth outside the bedroom was still cool. Which is good when you want to cool down.

The batteries were already loaded in my toy and I pulled it from between my legs to study the controls. There is a + and – button to control the speed and a “F” button to cycle through the functions, no over complication to feel your way round.

I pushed the vibe in to my pussy which was already wet and accepting. I felt the creek of the vibe vertebrae as it entered me and thought there was no way that I could keep the correct bend on this toy and insert it.

Really I shouldn’t have worried and it gets even better!

Once up to the hilt I pushed the + button and the vibe burst in to life and what a powerful little vibrator it is. Totally forgetting that the vibe is bendable I pushed the clit tickler towards my clit expecting the vibe to kick out in the opposite direction. And of course it didn’t, much to my joy.

The clit vibe was resting in just the right spot to buzz my clit, I pushed the F button and the pulsations rippled through my clit. Fuck! It took my breath away. It is so rare that you find a toy which fits you and this one is so versatile it can be made to fit you. I have received emails from girls who say that certain toys particularly if they are petite do not fit their anatomy.

Well, look no more because this one WILL fit you.

That is the beauty of the bendable spine in this toy coupled with the dual motors which vibrated me in to submission. Just when I thought this toy couldn’t please me any more I tried something else.

I used my PC muscles to pull the g-spotter towards my sweet spot and it bent inside me, fitting me better than any estimated curvature I could have manually created. Can you tell, I am sold on this vibe? It is a revelation in design for all girls large or small.

Sorry I’m loosing the plot due to my enthusiasm.

Now with the perfect fit for both my g-spot and clit I was in a world of my own. Don’t ask me what Alex was doing even though he was right next to me. Another push of the function button and the pulsations blew my mind.

This vibrator has it all…

I came…

…and the Seduction conquered.

I have absolutely nothing negative to say about this toy from TopCo. And take it from me that takes some achieving. Buy now then, go and have fun.

Oh, I just thought of one. The ass tickler didn’t do it for me but I’m not complaining because it hit the spot everywhere else.

You can never have enough clit vibrators or for that matter clitoral orgasms. Lol I have a variety of toys for bringing me off but nothing like the Acupoint Duo Massager. And I asked if Nice Sex Toys could send one over for me to play with.

Unlike other clit vibes the Acupoint has two ends to play with, one has three levels of pulsation and the other three levels of vibration. Each end operates independently or both ends together if you need a little extra.

I inserted the 4 AAA batteries into the vibrator and it was good to go. It measures 24cm in length and sits nicely in the hand with the controls being operated via push buttons in the centre of the vibrator. The construction is plastic which I find conducts vibrations effectively.

This vibrator is also dual function, it can be used to stimulate the clit and the g-spot with one nub being bigger than the other for concentrated stimulation.

Once loaded with batteries I placed it between our pillows on the bed to keep it safe for use later. It was the Easter holiday and I had all the time in the world to play later, there were jobs to be done in the garden.

A few hours later and with my back aching we decided to come in to the house and have a cuppa and half an hour in bed relaxing to stretch out our backs. Rather than laying on the bed I undressed, slipped in to my sleep t-shirt and climbed in to bed. Alex was taking a pee in the bathroom.

I turned on the television and started to watch Charlie and the chocolate factory for the umpteenth time. Reaching over to Alex’s side of the bed I grabbed the DVD control and turned it on. The DVD from the night before was already in the drive. Queue hot blonde getting fucked up the ass by a bloke, she was sucking air between her teeth in an annoying fashion so I turned the volume down. Better.

Alex walked in to the bedroom stark bollock naked and slipped in beside me. I turned to spoon with him and feel the warmth of his flesh on me. I closed my eyes feeling safe and warm in his embrace. A little weary I started to drift off.

The next thing I know Alex is kissing the back of my neck and whispering. What was he saying? I listened intently for him to repeat his words.

“I want to fuck you, climb up on to your knees”, he suggested urgently.

Half asleep I complied, lifting the hem of my t-shirt up displaying my round ripe ass and parting my legs. He didn’t need asking and moved between my legs pushing his cock deep inside me.

Whilst dozing I must have been thinking dirty thoughts because I was wet, no I was soaking. I’m such a dirty bitch! But always ready. We were perfectly aligned and he was massaging my g-spot with his cock, so much so that I wanted to take a pee.

As he thrust in and out of me the Acupoint caught my eye, nuzzled between the pillows just waiting to be used. I reached over with my right hand and took hold of it. Alex was now well in to his stride and I momentarily forgot what I was doing. I rotated the Acupoint so the larger of the two nubs was pointing down and pushed the button a couple of times.

I don’t think Alex even noticed that I had picked up the vibrator he was going for it so hard. The powerful vibrations were resonating in the tip and I pushed my hand back between my legs. Gently I located my clit being careful not to push it too far and collide with Alex’s cock.

As soon as I placed it over my clit I could feel myself about to explode. The fucking combined with the pulses of vibration rippling through my clit were conspiring to bring me to orgasm and I was enjoying every moment.

Moments later I was coming and I made no secret of it, moaning and declaring to all the world that I was COMING! I could hear Alex moan, almost growl as he continued to slam in to me with purpose.

I was sure he could feel the vibrations travelling through me, he was now fucking me like a thing possessed. Without holding back I came again and that was enough to tip him over the edge, with one almighty thrust which sent me towards the headboard he twitched and gyrated as he pumped his seed inside me.

Once the spasms and involuntary twitching subsided he collapsed on the bed at the side of me. I rolled over on to my side and we lay embracing, breathless with the Acupoint between us on the bed.

All I need to do now is try it out on my g-spot but I need to recover first.

I fancied an up and downer and asked for the professional help of Bedtime Heaven to select a good one for me. There are so many vibrators to choose from I am sometimes a little lost as to which to test drive.

They sent out the Intimate Liasons Utopia Rabbit for me to try. It looks both classy and like it can do the business.

This toy stood on the floor by my bed for a few days before I decided to reach down and try it out. For me a toy has to fit in with my bedroom pleasures and an appropriate moment presented itself whilst Alex took a bath.

I believe that vibes are best test driven on your own if you have a partner because you can then get in to the correct mind set. Yes, I know I can have cock when I want it but it is nice to be a single girl again and try these toys out.

Let me tell you a little about my friend.

The Utopia Rabbit is powerful and as such requires 6 x AA batteries, greedy but very, very powerful
It has 6 modes of rotating thrusting beads and 6 speeds of pulsating clitoral stimulation
Phthalates free you can be sure that it is safe to use
Operated by push button control pleasure is only a click away
It has 3 rows of rotating thrusting beads for vaginal stimulation and 4 rows of thrusting beads to stimulate the entrance to your pussy
Generous in size the insertable length is 15cm with a 13.5cm circumference, guaranteed to have you moaning Lol

I squoze a small blob of water based lube on to the tip and ran it around the cock shaped head to ease penetration. It felt slightly cold as the tip touched my pussy lips and parted them, I pressed the rabbit ears control and the tickling buzz started to work on my clit.

Now time for the action, I pressed once on the vibrator control and it burst in to action. It felt strange rotating round inside me at first and then I started to LOVE it. With a second click I found the ideal continuous setting.

This vibe really does the trick, there are some vibrators which don’t quite deliver. This one does. The beads can be clearly felt through the soft casing, each one massaging your inner walls. And the clit vibe…need I say more. I didn’t even venture any of the other setting for either the rabbit’s ears or the vibrator.

I know when I have found the perfect combination and I certainly had. Experimentation could wait for another day. This is a really good simulation of the real thing, that is if he has steel beads on his cock. Only kidding. The simulated thrusting is second to none and the power is awesome.

That’s another thing I have found with mechanised movement vibrators, they can be under powered and leave you cold when you start to grip them. They seize up and haven’t the power to bring you to orgasm. No fear of that happening with the Utopia Rabbit.

It massaged and pulsed and massaged and pulsed and I came. I came with such intensity that I thought I was going to wet myself. The tip had worked wonders on my g-spot. I can only praise this rabbit vibrator because it is the one I have been waiting for and I cannot recommend it strongly enough.

As you can tell, I liked it. No I LOVED IT! I’m so enthusiastic that I’m shouting now.

Alex entered the bedroom and I didn’t even hear him. As I opened my eyes on my way back down to earth, he was stood by the bed. “You liked that didn’t you?”, he said with a smile. “Oh, yes”, I replied.

Like most rabbits, it can be a little noisy in use because of it’s multiple functions, thrusting motion and power. The noises you will make should drown out the Utopia rabbit. Not a toy to be used in the dead of night with your auntie Mabel next door. But then again, when I come I definitely make more noise than my toys, so that doesn’t worry me.

An Evening Of Ben Dover Working My G-Spot:

Ben Dover G-Spot Smoothie Review

This is a first for me, I have never watched Ben Dover’s naughty productions or used any of his toys. In fact I don’t think I really noticed them until I spotted the G-Spot Smoothie on Bedtime Heaven whilst browsing for possible “love” interests. Lol

The packaging is basic and offers good advice on using and caring for your vibrator but much to my annoyance doesn’t actually tell you what the toy is constructed from. Given that it is a hard plastic with a soft velvety touch I assume no plasticers were used and it should be pthalate free.

Bens G-Spot Smoothie is light and compact
Takes 2 x AAA batteries secured with a screw base and waterproof seal, so it should be OK to use in the shower
It measures 7” in length with an ample girth of 4” at the tip
The vibrator has a push button control which cycles through 5 vibratory patterns (the fast continuous is fantastic)

I decided to take this one to bed to warm me up for a good fucking session with Alex. We both showered and then slipped under the duvet. Me with my hair still slightly moist, I couldn’t be bothered to wait for the dryer to remove all the moisture. I had a new toy to play with.

This is quite an unassuming toy and I had my reservations that it would be a winner, despite Mr Dover’s claims that he knows his sex toys. Well mate, so do I. Lol

Having stepped straight from shower to bed my pussy was moist but not quite enough to aid Ben inside me. Alex passed me the water based lube, fuck that was cold! I slid my finger between my pussy lips lubing my slit and pushing my fingers just inside to ease the passage of Ben.

Alex kindly passed me some tissue to clean up my fingers and I was ready to go. So was he, laying next to me slowly wanking, the dirty bugger.

As I pushed the firm tip of the Smoothie against my lips my excitement rose, how would this measure up? A firm but steady pressure broke the seal to my vagina and I felt the satisfying pop of my opening as it touched base.

My vaginal muscles did the rest, pulling the vibrator deep inside me until I had taken it’s length. Immediately I knew this was going to be good. The tell tale glide over my g-spot got my attention. I could feel the gentle pressure against my pleasure spot and anything else which followed would be a bonus.

I turned my head to the right to catch Alex with his eyes close and duvet folded back on to his thighs, hand gently caressing his semi hard cock. Don’t you just love watching a guy wank…*sigh* Where was I?

Yes the pressing on my external wall was noticeable, a good start. I pushed the button and the bullet in the tip of the g-spot vibe, pressing against my g-spot, sprang in to life. It was quite powerful, so I pressed again and the speed increased and the intensity of the vibrations inside me made me squirm.

I decided to try pulling and pushing the vibe gently in and out of my opening. It felt good but not quite what I was wanting. Pushing the Smoothie back in up to its hilt I then pushed back on the external end, downwards towards the bed. Fuck! The sustained pressure and contact on my g-spot was something else.

This toy is shaped perfectly to fit a woman’s internal contours or at least it was for me. Next I tried pushing the end in a circular motion and I could feel my first orgasm building, with my right hand working the vibe and my left rubbing my clit it happened…

One thrashing moaning, groaning, buttock clasping orgasm ripped through me with such intensity. When it subsided I felt tired, spent, sated.

But Alex was now hovering above me as I opened my eyes.

“I’ve got something for you”, he said with a wry smile…

I have only praise for the Smoothie G-Spot much to my surprise because I was braced for disappointment. Not this time.

In summary I think this is very much like our friend Ben, it is inexpensive, devoid of complication and delivers. If I could make one suggestion it would be that they lengthen the handle to aid its use.

I have a bit of thing at the moment about rechargeable toys, so when I spotted the lovely Benjamin Bond from Fun Factory I just had to offer him a home. And the lovely people over at Bedtime Heaven despatched him to me post haste.

Benjamin is described as an impish little ghost and rather cleverly he has been bound in rope which makes for a highly contoured vibe. Oh and I nearly forgot he also sports a quiff on the top of his head which can be used for clitoral play. I’ll be having some of that later.

Here is the low down on my new found friend:

He is constructed from medical grade silicone and has an insertable length of 16cm with a maximum girth of 13.5cm, plenty there to please any girl.

Being a fully rechargeable vibrator he is ready to go after a couple of hours of charging on his docking station.

The vibe is fully submersible in water. Another feature I will have to test

There are 3 programmes and a five speed continual vibe

Saving the best till last…he operates via a mini joystick so no fiddling around trying to work out which button to press and…
…even better than that, he is whisper quiet so you can use him even when you have guests staying over. Perhaps they would like to share him with you!

Benjamin had been patiently waiting on top of my bedside drawers since I fully charged him. He didn’t have to wait too long because when I woke up this morning after our night at Busty’s house I was as horny as hell.

I think I must have been dreaming about playing with her, I was so wet. Alex slept next to me and I didn’t wake him, knowing that he would be tired after our late night. Once I’m awake I find it difficult to go back to sleep, especially when I feel as randy as I did this morning.

So you can imagine how pleased I was when I turned my head to see him laying there waiting to spring in to action. I leaned over and picked him up. No lube was required on this occasion because my pussy was already slick with my juices.

I pushed him down under the covers and between my swollen labia. He felt a little cool against my flesh but I would soon be warming him up. As I pushed him inside me I could feel every hump and bump of that lovely sinuous binding around him. My lips gripping him as he entered my hot pussy.

This is where the joystick was so useful, merely by pushing/pulling the joystick I could run through the programmes without having to fumble around. Fantastic idea! The first setting rumbled in to play, it was strong for a first setting. But you know me I have to max things up and I was also impatient to come.

I pushed the vibrator up to max and I was totally amazed by the power this little guy has, my pussy was resonating so deeply that I could feel the vibrations coursing through me to my anus and clit at the same time. Yet, he was so quiet. You can hardly hear him at all.

Already enjoying the intense ripples of vibration filling my pelvic area I started to move him slowly in and out of my hole. Ensuring that his bonds rubbed against my lips with each movement. I was now fucking myself with him and it felt so good, the vibrations coupled with the delicious feel of his bonds rubbing my opening.

I turned towards Alex, he was still sleeping and pulled the covers away from my upped body so that I didn’t wake him with the movement of the quilt. My legs were wide open and my ankles crossed as I worked him in and out of me.

My orgasm was mounting and I pushed my feet against each other as my lower back started to tingle and my breathing became erratic, excited. I stifled a moan as not to wake Alex from his slumber. Just a few more fucks with Ben and I would be coming.
My pussy lips were now starting to tingle too and within seconds I pushed my feet together and raised my back off the bed as an almighty climax hit me. I twitched and held my breath as it took me over, my whole body wracked in the intensity of it all.

As I collapsed back on to the bed I turned off the vibe leaving it in place to savour the moment. Then Alex began to stir. I was breathless and my heart was beating so fast that I’m sure he could hear it.

“Good morning sweetheart”, he said running his hand over my tummy and down to my pussy.

He felt the vibe still sitting between my legs.

“I see you started without me”, he laughed.

My video of the Benjamin Bond Vibrator is here, and if you want to see more sex toy reviews why not visit Sex Toys Buzz.

A vibe is a vibe, I know you may be thinking that but this remote controlled vibrator is different to the conventional. It’s remote controlled and therefore can be used solo, or the bit I like best, with your partner quite literally taking control. I’m so pleased to have been given the opportunity to try this out by the chaps at Bedtime Heaven.

Lets have some facts first and get the formalities out of the way before we have some fun!

• The rabbit vibrator is made from a jelly, soft to the touch
• Overall length is 6 ¾” with 5 ¼” of insertible pleasure
• It has Multi-Function & Multispeed controls
• With both Rotation & Vibration, phew did you get that?
• It comes complete with a pretty little pink remote which takes 2 x AAA batteries
• And the vibe itself uses 4 x AA batteries
• This vibe is also Phthalate Free.

Equipment used for this test drive, a little lube and one horny guy.

Normally I would slip off and try this one out by myself or we would indulge in a little mutual masturbation. This time I needed Alex to be my right hand man and operate the controls. Lol

It was Saturday afternoon and we both slipped off to the bedroom. There is something so bad about disappearing up to the bedroom in the afternoon. The central heating was on and as Alex drew the curtain together I slipped out of my jeans and panties, leaving my bra and black shirt on.

There is also something naughty about playing with yourself whilst semi naked, almost surreptitiously indulging in wickedness. I waited for Alex to fit the batteries and when he had finished I lay back on the bed with the vibe, whilst he kept hold of the remote.

I pressed a few buttons to make myself familiar with its multiples functions even though I wouldn’t be the one controlling my orgasms today. Alex reclined on the bed beside me in just his boxer shorts and propped himself up on his left arm to watch as I applied a small blob of lube to the pink tip of the vibrator.

The prospect of pleasuring myself with Alex controlling every move was getting my blood pumping. I opened my legs and encircled my opening with the cold tip of the vibe to spread the lube before pushing it inside my pussy.

It was soon up to the hilt and I could have taken more. One thing I will say is that I am a tall girl and it could have been slightly bigger for me but if you are petite this vibrator will be just right. With the rabbit firmly nibbling on my clit I lay back waiting for the first ripples of delight to hit me.

I turned my head to face Alex and let him know I was ready. The rabbit burst in to action and WOW, is he a powerful one. My clit was resonating with the bullet’s awesome power. He turned up the frequency and I was quite happy with what I was receiving thank you very much.

But we hadn’t even started yet. He now turned on the rotating vibe and I must say this is the closest feeling I have had to the act with a vibrator. The sensation of the tip moving around inside your opening feels just like a cock moving in and out. I just wish it had been slightly longer for me.

Alex turned up the power and it wasn’t long before I was gripping the vibe between my thighs and gyrating my hips against the motion within my hot pussy. My nerve endings were tingling and my toes started to join in. I arched my back and orgasmed loudly. What with the flashing lights and the motor running I was part of the show.

The lights flash and twinkle whilst you are using the vibe give a wonderful show. I hope the neighbours didn’t notice the flashing coloured lights mid Saturday afternoon in the bedroom. OK, OK, they aren’t that bright, but it aroused the exhibitionist in me.

I turned my head to face Alex and he was stroking himself waiting for me to come down so that he could fuck me. It was a difficult choice to make but I had to jump on his hard cock and ride him cowgirl. He came for England and collapsed on the bed.

That’s one thing a vibe can do…just keep on going…

One final word of warning, before you use this vibe make sure that you don’t have guests because if they don’t hear that powerful hum of the motor or see those flashing coloured lights, they will certainly hear you.

If you would like to see Suze’s video of the vibe it’s here.

The thought of preserving your cock in vibrator form for posterity may or may not appeal to you, but it certainly intrigues a lot of people. There are a number of kits available, the best known being the Clone-A –Willy kit. Bedtime Heaven have provided one for us to review so here’s how it went …

The hardest part of using the kit is what Suze has termed the sacrificial erection. Not being one to let one of my erections pass her by she was a little non-plussed at having to waste this one to create a Clone-A –Willy kit. She was of course consoled by the thought of having two of my cocks to use afterwards.

This is not something that we found you could do in a single evening.

The best way to use this kit is with a friend, a very special friend. Because it’s only two minutes from when you start mixing the gel powder (with which you create the mould) until it sets you have to get your timing absolutely spot on.

You have to measure the plastic tube that the kit comes in to the length of your erect penis plus one inch. If you’re like me the 12” long packing will not be long enough so you’ll have to improvise an extension.

I wish! Seriously though, cover the cut ends with duck tape, otherwise you’ll be explaining the peculiar lacerations from jagged plastic in the A & E (ER) for hours.

Take the phone off the hook.

Wash Mr Pecker thoroughly.

Get your friend to help you achieve a suitably proud state. Suze was, as always, exemplary in this respect, but sadly I cannot offer her services to anyone else using this kit. Find your own special friend

Tip for the assistant; If you’re doing this in the kitchen as we did, kneel on a towel. It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase housemaid’s knee.

I had pre-measured 425ml of water at 37 degrees Celsius, but had to top this up when I reached the required state and pour off the excess because of cooling. Mixing this stuff while being blown is quite surreal, and even with both hands free, a bit of a panic! Anyway, you end up with a lumpy grey mixture that I poured into the mould tube, then immersed Mr Pecker.

All I can say is that it’s like sticking your cock in tepid porridge. The gel starts setting as soon as you mix it so you feel almost immediately immobilised. My instinct at this point would normally be to thrust, not advisable as you’ll fail to get a good cast and it would prove messy. The warmth and lack of movement meant that by the time the gel had hardened I was already heading for a suitable size to withdraw.

The gel is water based so a) easy to clean up and b) does not heat up as it solidified, which was one fear I had. You don’t want a roasted cock now do you!

The instructions say to allow two hours for the mould to air-dry. After two hours and the mould was solid but still wet, so it would be later that night before I could cast the positive image of my dinkle, complete with vibrator, in the two part rubber compound. As time was getting on we left the mould to cure for 24 hours. Luckily nobody came round during that time to ask what the plastic tube with the grey stuff in it was.

The mould doesn’t quite set but it needs to be to be able to flex whilst casting takes place. Note: the mould does shrink slightly (about 5% in length), so guys don’t be upset by the finished result. LOL.

As instructed I cut a piece of card to fit over the top of the mould providing support for the vibrator insert. I removed a circle of card from the centre just large enough to insert the vibrator through, leaving the end exposed so that it can be turned and batteries inserted.

Now I combined the two part rubber compound in an old glass jar and mixed the two parts together with the stir stick provided. When blended I poured them in to the mould, leaving as instructed a 2.5cm gap to the top to allow for the vibrator. Don’t worry guys there is enough compound left over to be able to cast a cock the size of John Holmes. Then I placed the card complete with vibrator inserted in to the end of the cast.

A word of advice at this point, make sure you weight down the end of the vibrator because it has a tendency to rise out of the cast as it sets. You don’t need much weight just enough to keep it submerged. Then we had to wait for the rubber compound to cure, I’m not the most patient of people but I knew it would be worth the wait.

I now had to leave the mould in the kitchen on the work surface for the next 24 hours. Again no visitors, phew. A mould would be bad enough but how would you explain a cast of a cock with a vibrator sticking out the top sitting on your work surface? Some people may cast little Beatrix Potter animals but not me.

Well, I made it and managed not to keep taking a poke at the mould for the curing period. The mixture does feel slightly tacky to the touch at first but it is fully set. I gently removed it from the flexible mould and out popped the most perfect Mini Alex. There was just one thing left to do in the cloning process…shave the cock. Yes, you did read that correctly. During the casting process air got trapped and created little bubbles of rubber on my willy which need to be taken off.

The whole process from start to finish is simple and straightforward, just add cock and off you go.

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The picture on the box certainly doesn’t do this vibrating dildo credit. I was pleasantly surprised when I removed it from the packaging. It was quite heavy and solid with very realistically shaped balls. They were hung slightly low and uneven in size, that imperfection shows a great attention to detail. It’s another cracking toy (Grommit ) from Bedtime Heaven.

And best of all it was a shaved replica of a real cock. I was sent the 8” version, which I must say made me gulp as it has a substantial girth too. The colour and the detail, even down to the slightly blue veining make this look just like the real thing.

Then there is the feel of it. Best described as flesh like with the rigidity of a real male erection, no correct that, a sizeable male erection. I am currently sitting with this vibrating dong stuck to my desk by it’s well balanced suction cup, with my cat looking at it quizzically giving the odd sniff here and there. He’s just jealous. Lol

The attention to detail is incredible. It’s just like a real one, soft but firm and every aspect of it looks so life-like including the frenulum and the eye which even opens when you give a gentle squeeze to the tip.

I found the only aesthetic change I would make was toning down the colour of the helmet, it was a little too pink, it looked inflamed but apart from that I just couldn’t wait to sit on it.

The wire for the remote is discreetly hidden under the cock base just above the suction cup. Boy there are no end to the uses for this hardon I have running through my mind at the moment.

Where was I? Got a little distracted then. The remote takes 2 x AA batteries and has a variable speed dial with plenty of wire to enable you to use this anywhere from the bedhead to the kitchen wall.

Don’t ask me why but whilst writing this I had the uncontrollable urge to cup my right hand around the dildo and start to slowly wank it. Instead I rubbed the underside of the helmet with my cupped hand. What a lovely handful it made. Next I decided to try my best blow job technique on it and OMG! It filled all the available space in my mouth, I couldn’t breath.

I’m still not sure I’ll be able to take all of this big boy but I’m willing to give it my best shot just for you.

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I took a look at the vibrating dick and I must admit began to think twice about being able to accommodate its girth. Just one moment and I’ll measure if for you…

…I’m back. The circumference of this big boy is 6.5” just below the head and 6.25” at its base. Bloody hell, I need to go on to a training program for this one.

The things we get from Bedtime Heaven! Every package is packed with fun, but this last delivery was bulging

Alex was taking a bath and I decided being a practical girl that the corner of the bath would be a good place to attach my new friend. So if any lube ran down the shaft it would run onto the wipeable surface of the bath. This also gave Alex a good vantage point to watch me fuck myself right there in front of him.

Never let it be said that I’m an exhibitionist or anything like that. Lol Alex reclined back in the bath and I stuck the realistic dick on to the side of the bath. I had forgotten the lube so disappeared momentarily to retrieve it from the case under the bed.

Alex was relaxing in the warm suds and I could just make out his hand gripping his cock under the water as the suds moved around on the surface of the water. He is such a bad boy.

I drizzled the tip of the cock with lube and ran my finger lightly around the head to disperse the lubricant. I knew I was going to need it. I removed my cherry red panties and bra, it was warm in the bathroom and I didn’t need any clothing, I knew I would soon be building up steam.

Legs parted wide and barefooted for grip I lowered my pussy over the erect phallus. The lube was cold, I should have warmed it but I persisted. Never one to give up. The head was broad and I knew that I had to be fully lubed to take it. I moved my pussy slowly around the head until some of the lube transferred on to my pussy lips.

I descended on to the erection and as I did so my lips were stretched to accommodate it’s width. It felt good to be stretched so much, I know that sounds strange but it felt satisfying. I knew it was in there and as I lowered myself inch by inch over it I could feel the veins, ridges and topography. This is something rarely felt with other dildos and vibes, the attention to detail pays dividends in the feedback you get. It’s just such a realistic dildo.

Alex watched as I lowered myself on to the cock and I looked over my shoulder to see him masturbating under the water. I had been so absorbed that I hadn’t noticed the slow sloshing of the water as he broke it’s tension on the up stroke.

I bottomed out on the realistic ball base and I knew I was up to capacity as the tip bounced off my cervix. But all the time I felt full and it was a very pleasant feeling. My inner walls were being rubbed and stimulated with each up and down movement I was making. Let me just say this is a great one for improving the tone of the inner thighs and getting off at the same time.

The control for the vibe was lying on top of the bath beside me, I picked it up and began to turn the dial. The vibrations were magnified by the grip I now had on this wonderful toy. I turned up the dial and felt the building ripples of ecstasy become waves crashing on the shore.

My eyes were now closed to shut out visual distraction and maximise the effect. I began to move upwards to the point where the base of the head was just locked inside my pussy. This really felt good as my nerve endings and opening enjoyed the powerful surge of internal vibrator.

A few more moves up and down and an increase in the speed and I was nearly there, I must have been groaning like a whore but it escaped me under the circumstances. I became aware of Alex shouting out “Fuck, Suze I’m cumming!” This spurred me on and enhanced the moment as my pussy walls began to tingle and pulsate. I carried on rubbing the head of the cock with my opening, bouncing fast and shallow over the tip.

My legs were just about to give up as I came with a loud “Aghhh!” I couldn’t squat any longer as my muscles gave in and I collapsed on to the cock, taking the whole of its length inside my cunt. I sat for a moment on the edge of the bath regaining my composure.

Now I need to try it out mounted on the bathroom wall.

As you can tell I found the toy hugely enjoyable. It occurred to me however that it would be nice if they enhanced this by putting a bullet in the “scrotum”. But that’s just me being a greedy girl, the toy gives me more than I ever imagined a vibrator/dildo could and still I want more. Using the Private Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dick by Doc Johnson (what a mouthful :O ) has made me hornier than I thought.

This vibe is unlike any other in terms of action. When I first saw it I wanted it, just like a girl would desire an exquisite piece of jewellery, I wanted to have this to test drive.

And good for me, Bedtime Heaven despatched it to me with expedience complete with batteries because they are so thoughtful. Or do they know me well by now?

It’s totally irrelevant but I love the colour. It comes in a lovely shade of lilac and has a very soft almost fleshy feel to it. The vibe is solid and well made with easy to operate controls.

Lets get the techie bit out of the way first:

The vibe has and shaft with an insertable length of 15cm and a very pleasureable girth of 13.5cm…OMG! Heaven.
It is constructed from Phthalate Free, smooth, soft and unscented TPR
Takes 4 x AA Batteries
3 x speed Wave Motion
And best of all Reverse Direction Wave Motion too
Also 3 x speed rabbit vibration, clit heaven
It’s also waterproof which is a great idea if you tend to get as wet as I do Lol

This wave rabbit vibrator has a wonderful feel, warm, soft and almost like real flesh but it doesn’t look like real flesh, unless you are a martian of course. Lol

When I test vibes I like Alex to be part of the experience. So I asked him to come to bed with me and watch some porn whilst we both relaxed. It was the Easter break and we had all the time in the world…

It was Sunday afternoon to be precise and we had disappeared up the bedroom at 2pm. As he closed the curtains it occurred to me for just a moment “what would the neighbours think?” only for a moment then I though “so what?”.

I turned on the DVD player and started up the disk that was already in the drive. It was House Of Shame and I selected the school room scene. Something about girls in short skirts and headmistresses gets me in the mood. Come on, I’m sure you feel the same…

Alicia Rodes makes a good disciplinarian, I would love her to teach me a lesson!

I cast off my t-shirt and unzipped my black jeans with my back against the bed. Alex moved across from his side and pulled my jeans slowly over my hips. I stepped out of them as they fell to the floor and kicked them over against the bedroom wall.

As I was about to sit on the edge of the bed he hooked his fingers inside my panties and pulled them down, planting a big kiss on my right butt cheek. I pulled them off over my feet and discarded them with my jeans by the wall.

I sat on the edge of the bed and Alex moved on in behind me placing a led either side of me. His body was now pressed against my back and I could feel his warm breath against my neck.

His hand unhooked the two catches on my bra and he rolled it over my shoulders and down my arms, as he did so my breasts spilled out. Nipples hardening with the exposure to the cool air. He reached his arms around me under my armpits and cupped both my breasts rolling them under his palms.

Then he pinched both nipples and I yelped with the roughness of his attentions. I was already highly aroused and pleasure and pain can be so close that they merge.

Now naked I pushed back and Alex moved across the bed to his side. I lay on the pillow contemplating the phallic vibrator on my bedside drawers. Batteries were loaded and it was ready for me and I was certainly ready for it.

But this time I wanted Alex to take a more active role in my masturbatory pleasure. I wanted him to use the wave vibrator on me…

I passed him the Passion Wave vibe and asked “Will you fuck me with this?”.
“I would love to make you come”, came his reply as he accepted the vibe from me.

Alicia was now licking a girls cunt as I lay back on the desk, dirty girl! Alex then held the vibe against my pussy lips and began to push it inside me. “Can you apply some lube”, I asked as I felt that huge vibe trying to penetrate me, there was now way that was going in without some help.

He reached in to his drawer and applied some lube to the tip. It felt cold as he pushed it against my hot pussy but it was soon in and delving deep inside me. This vibe really does fill you up if you know what I mean.

Alicia was now fucking the faux schoolgirl with a strap on and Alex turned on the vibrator. I could feel the waves pulse through my pussy as he turned the vibe up to max. The sensation was like no other vibrator I have tested, I could feel the ripples of pleasure build and crash upon my shore.

Then he turned on the rabbit assailing my clit too!

I used my PC muscles to grip the rabbit as it waved up inside my pussy, this intensified the experience and before long I was submitting to an intense orgasm. Alex could sense it coming and started to gently pinch my right nipple with his free hand. Fuck! I came with such intensity that his grip on the vibe was impaired by the ejaculate. “Bloody hell, you are wet!”, he exclaimed.

Those waves are increased in intensity and efficacy if you use your PC muscles to grip the vibe as it ripples through you. I was rendered speechless for moments after I came. Lucky Alex kept up the good work varying speed and function because I lost all control.

Alex was more than a little turned on at this point…he removed the vibe from my pussy and replaced it with his cock. As I wrapped my legs around his back he fucked me watching my boobs bounce up and down with each thrust.

Within minutes of him entering me we were both coming and he ended up with some tell tale nail marks on his back.

This toy is going in to my under the bed sex toy supplies.

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