I’m always on the look out for something new and interesting to try out and this toy looks really versatile and could be used by horny males as well as females.

As it turned out they couldn’t have sent it to me at a better time. The weekend was set to be a wet one, in stark contrast to the glorious weather we have been enjoying recently. Which means more time indoors, which equals more time to play.

If the weather had been good my time would have been split between outdoor chores and indoor phwores! Ok, I did try. You try getting something to rhyme with chores. Lol

I opened the packaging and removed the Finger Tingles and was surprised to feel the softness of the rubber, I had expected it to be firm. Instead it reminded me of my school days and playing with Play Doh. It had that same smooth soft finish to it. It felt like a pliable rubber tongue.

The Rocks Off Finger Tingles features the famous R80 bullet which we have all grown to love but there are some interesting new features with this toy

It is constructed from IntraMed a new compound with anti-microbial properties to help keep your toy clean.
The Finger Tingles has been constructed with a hole in the middle to be worn on a finger or to encapsulate the clitoris if desired. Or nipple, that one only just occurred to me.
It’s controlled via the push button on/off switch mounted in the base and comes complete with a battery so you don’t have to go looking for one.
Is completely waterproof for none stop fun, even at bathtime.

Saturday was utterly miserable and wet and we both decided to make our way to the bedroom to test out our toys. Yes, I did say our toys. Alex had something he also wanted to test. So, we both opted for some naughty mutual masturbation.

Alex didn’t bother waiting for me and started to play with himself which spurred me on. I took the FT and rather than taking it to my cit which would have been my first reaction. It was made for clit play. I slipped out of my t-shirt dress and panties and climbed under the covers, leaving Alex exposed.

I pushed the button and the powerful but quiet vibrations started to emanate from the Finger Tingler vibrator. Using the tip I gently placed it over my areola and ran it around in a circle. It felt like a bee was buzzing around my pinkish brown corona and the small nodules around it began to rise.

Next I took the tip to my right nipple and felt the vibrations resonate through my now hardening nipple. It felt so good to take the time to stimulate an erogenous zone I rarely pay attention to, least not enough.

I was beginning to loose myself in the delightful experience of caresses and stimulation without full on masturbation. Alex was taking care of that. It felt like I was indulging myself in some me time, loving myself and it felt good.

My nipples were so hard by now that they pulsed and were almost painfully engorged. Well, a kind of pleasurable pressure was building in them and they stood so proudly on end. Alex was watching and becoming more avid about his testing. ;0

My body seemed to be harmonising with the vibrations now and I couldn’t wait to move my hand down over my mons to seek out my wet firm button. I placed the tip of the Finger Tingle over my clitoral hood and let the vibrations do the work, no movement was required. I became aware of my clit swelling and urging me to play with it. I pushed my middle finger through the hole, gripping the bullet in my palm and placed my finger back on to my clit. The sensation was amazing, the contrast between my warm digit and the soft encapsulating hood teasing me was spellbinding.

I was taken by surprise because I really had no idea it would be such an excellent sex toy. The digital and vibratory combination was soon wooing me in to submission. I added a slight roll with my finger, an absent minded side to side wiggle.

This did the trick, within less than a minute I was digging my heels in to the bed and arching my back, shouting out ”Fuck” the international word for orgasm coming. I started to move my finger across my clit with more vigour and felt the moisture leach from me as I came. My finger was soaked.

It’s a good job that the Finger Tingler is waterproof.

I’m full of praise for this little toy, you can slip it easily in to your handbag or pants and it is so quiet you could probably get away with wearing it in the office. Just don’t shout out “Fuuuuuck!” like me when it hits the spot.

Little Miss Seduction is interesting in many ways, let me tell you all about her…

She is constructed from soft touch Cyberskin and which is phthalate free and body safe
With dual motors she will get yours running very quickly
There are 7 functions of vibration and vibration with variable speed settings
With a g-spot curve and a bendable spine you are able to direct your pleasure to right where you want it
Seduction is waterproof so can accompany you in to the bathroom
Powered by 3 x AAA batteries she packs a punch
The curved wave is wonderfully ribbed and has dual external ticklers which are bound to hit the spot
She has an insertable length of 10cm and a maximum girth of 13cm

The afternoon in the garden got a little too hot to be weeding so we retired to the bedroom. We were going to have a little rest but we are both so in to our toy testing that we decided to test one of our toys.

Alex selected one and I obviously went for the Seduction Vibrator.

Laying next to each other on the bed I placed the Seduction between my legs to bring it up to body temperature, despite the warmth outside the bedroom was still cool. Which is good when you want to cool down.

The batteries were already loaded in my toy and I pulled it from between my legs to study the controls. There is a + and – button to control the speed and a “F” button to cycle through the functions, no over complication to feel your way round.

I pushed the vibe in to my pussy which was already wet and accepting. I felt the creek of the vibe vertebrae as it entered me and thought there was no way that I could keep the correct bend on this toy and insert it.

Really I shouldn’t have worried and it gets even better!

Once up to the hilt I pushed the + button and the vibe burst in to life and what a powerful little vibrator it is. Totally forgetting that the vibe is bendable I pushed the clit tickler towards my clit expecting the vibe to kick out in the opposite direction. And of course it didn’t, much to my joy.

The clit vibe was resting in just the right spot to buzz my clit, I pushed the F button and the pulsations rippled through my clit. Fuck! It took my breath away. It is so rare that you find a toy which fits you and this one is so versatile it can be made to fit you. I have received emails from girls who say that certain toys particularly if they are petite do not fit their anatomy.

Well, look no more because this one WILL fit you.

That is the beauty of the bendable spine in this toy coupled with the dual motors which vibrated me in to submission. Just when I thought this toy couldn’t please me any more I tried something else.

I used my PC muscles to pull the g-spotter towards my sweet spot and it bent inside me, fitting me better than any estimated curvature I could have manually created. Can you tell, I am sold on this vibe? It is a revelation in design for all girls large or small.

Sorry I’m loosing the plot due to my enthusiasm.

Now with the perfect fit for both my g-spot and clit I was in a world of my own. Don’t ask me what Alex was doing even though he was right next to me. Another push of the function button and the pulsations blew my mind.

This vibrator has it all…

I came…

…and the Seduction conquered.

I have absolutely nothing negative to say about this toy from TopCo. And take it from me that takes some achieving. Buy now then, go and have fun.

Oh, I just thought of one. The ass tickler didn’t do it for me but I’m not complaining because it hit the spot everywhere else.

Unlike other clit vibes the Acupoint has two ends to play with, one has three levels of pulsation and the other three levels of vibration. Each end operates independently or both ends together if you need a little extra.

I inserted the 4 AAA batteries into the vibrator and it was good to go. It measures 24cm in length and sits nicely in the hand with the controls being operated via push buttons in the centre of the vibrator. The construction is plastic which I find conducts vibrations effectively.

This vibrator is also dual function, it can be used to stimulate the clit and the g-spot with one nub being bigger than the other for concentrated stimulation.

Once loaded with batteries I placed it between our pillows on the bed to keep it safe for use later. It was the Easter holiday and I had all the time in the world to play later, there were jobs to be done in the garden.

A few hours later and with my back aching we decided to come in to the house and have a cuppa and half an hour in bed relaxing to stretch out our backs. Rather than laying on the bed I undressed, slipped in to my sleep t-shirt and climbed in to bed. Alex was taking a pee in the bathroom.

I turned on the television and started to watch Charlie and the chocolate factory for the umpteenth time. Reaching over to Alex’s side of the bed I grabbed the DVD control and turned it on. The DVD from the night before was already in the drive. Queue hot blonde getting fucked up the ass by a bloke, she was sucking air between her teeth in an annoying fashion so I turned the volume down. Better.

Alex walked in to the bedroom stark bollock naked and slipped in beside me. I turned to spoon with him and feel the warmth of his flesh on me. I closed my eyes feeling safe and warm in his embrace. A little weary I started to drift off.

The next thing I know Alex is kissing the back of my neck and whispering. What was he saying? I listened intently for him to repeat his words.

“I want to fuck you, climb up on to your knees”, he suggested urgently.

Half asleep I complied, lifting the hem of my t-shirt up displaying my round ripe ass and parting my legs. He didn’t need asking and moved between my legs pushing his cock deep inside me.

Whilst dozing I must have been thinking dirty thoughts because I was wet, no I was soaking. I’m such a dirty bitch! But always ready. We were perfectly aligned and he was massaging my g-spot with his cock, so much so that I wanted to take a pee.

As he thrust in and out of me the Acupoint caught my eye, nuzzled between the pillows just waiting to be used. I reached over with my right hand and took hold of it. Alex was now well in to his stride and I momentarily forgot what I was doing. I rotated the Acupoint so the larger of the two nubs was pointing down and pushed the button a couple of times.

I don’t think Alex even noticed that I had picked up the vibrator he was going for it so hard. The powerful vibrations were resonating in the tip and I pushed my hand back between my legs. Gently I located my clit being careful not to push it too far and collide with Alex’s cock.

As soon as I placed it over my clit I could feel myself about to explode. The fucking combined with the pulses of vibration rippling through my clit were conspiring to bring me to orgasm and I was enjoying every moment.

Moments later I was coming and I made no secret of it, moaning and declaring to all the world that I was COMING! I could hear Alex moan, almost growl as he continued to slam in to me with purpose.

I was sure he could feel the vibrations travelling through me, he was now fucking me like a thing possessed. Without holding back I came again and that was enough to tip him over the edge, with one almighty thrust which sent me towards the headboard he twitched and gyrated as he pumped his seed inside me.

Once the spasms and involuntary twitching subsided he collapsed on the bed at the side of me. I rolled over on to my side and we lay embracing, breathless with the Acupoint between us on the bed.

All I need to do now is try it out on my g-spot but I need to recover first.

They sent out the Intimate Liasons Utopia Rabbit for me to try. It looks both classy and like it can do the business.

This toy stood on the floor by my bed for a few days before I decided to reach down and try it out. For me a toy has to fit in with my bedroom pleasures and an appropriate moment presented itself whilst Alex took a bath.

I believe that vibes are best test driven on your own if you have a partner because you can then get in to the correct mind set. Yes, I know I can have cock when I want it but it is nice to be a single girl again and try these toys out.

Let me tell you a little about my friend.

The Utopia Rabbit is powerful and as such requires 6 x AA batteries, greedy but very, very powerful
It has 6 modes of rotating thrusting beads and 6 speeds of pulsating clitoral stimulation
Phthalates free you can be sure that it is safe to use
Operated by push button control pleasure is only a click away
It has 3 rows of rotating thrusting beads for vaginal stimulation and 4 rows of thrusting beads to stimulate the entrance to your pussy
Generous in size the insertable length is 15cm with a 13.5cm circumference, guaranteed to have you moaning Lol

I squoze a small blob of water based lube on to the tip and ran it around the cock shaped head to ease penetration. It felt slightly cold as the tip touched my pussy lips and parted them, I pressed the rabbit ears control and the tickling buzz started to work on my clit.

Now time for the action, I pressed once on the vibrator control and it burst in to action. It felt strange rotating round inside me at first and then I started to LOVE it. With a second click I found the ideal continuous setting.

This vibe really does the trick, there are some vibrators which don’t quite deliver. This one does. The beads can be clearly felt through the soft casing, each one massaging your inner walls. And the clit vibe…need I say more. I didn’t even venture any of the other setting for either the rabbit’s ears or the vibrator.

I know when I have found the perfect combination and I certainly had. Experimentation could wait for another day. This is a really good simulation of the real thing, that is if he has steel beads on his cock. Only kidding. The simulated thrusting is second to none and the power is awesome.

That’s another thing I have found with mechanised movement vibrators, they can be under powered and leave you cold when you start to grip them. They seize up and haven’t the power to bring you to orgasm. No fear of that happening with the Utopia Rabbit.

It massaged and pulsed and massaged and pulsed and I came. I came with such intensity that I thought I was going to wet myself. The tip had worked wonders on my g-spot. I can only praise this rabbit vibrator because it is the one I have been waiting for and I cannot recommend it strongly enough.

As you can tell, I liked it. No I LOVED IT! I’m so enthusiastic that I’m shouting now.

Alex entered the bedroom and I didn’t even hear him. As I opened my eyes on my way back down to earth, he was stood by the bed. “You liked that didn’t you?”, he said with a smile. “Oh, yes”, I replied.

Like most rabbits, it can be a little noisy in use because of it’s multiple functions, thrusting motion and power. The noises you will make should drown out the Utopia rabbit. Not a toy to be used in the dead of night with your auntie Mabel next door. But then again, when I come I definitely make more noise than my toys, so that doesn’t worry me.

Ben Dover G-Spot Smoothie Review

This is a first for me, I have never watched Ben Dover’s naughty productions or used any of his toys. In fact I don’t think I really noticed them until I spotted the G-Spot Smoothie on Bedtime Heaven whilst browsing for possible “love” interests. Lol

The packaging is basic and offers good advice on using and caring for your vibrator but much to my annoyance doesn’t actually tell you what the toy is constructed from. Given that it is a hard plastic with a soft velvety touch I assume no plasticers were used and it should be pthalate free.

Bens G-Spot Smoothie is light and compact
Takes 2 x AAA batteries secured with a screw base and waterproof seal, so it should be OK to use in the shower
It measures 7” in length with an ample girth of 4” at the tip
The vibrator has a push button control which cycles through 5 vibratory patterns (the fast continuous is fantastic)

I decided to take this one to bed to warm me up for a good fucking session with Alex. We both showered and then slipped under the duvet. Me with my hair still slightly moist, I couldn’t be bothered to wait for the dryer to remove all the moisture. I had a new toy to play with.

This is quite an unassuming toy and I had my reservations that it would be a winner, despite Mr Dover’s claims that he knows his sex toys. Well mate, so do I. Lol

Having stepped straight from shower to bed my pussy was moist but not quite enough to aid Ben inside me. Alex passed me the water based lube, fuck that was cold! I slid my finger between my pussy lips lubing my slit and pushing my fingers just inside to ease the passage of Ben.

Alex kindly passed me some tissue to clean up my fingers and I was ready to go. So was he, laying next to me slowly wanking, the dirty bugger.

As I pushed the firm tip of the Smoothie against my lips my excitement rose, how would this measure up? A firm but steady pressure broke the seal to my vagina and I felt the satisfying pop of my opening as it touched base.

My vaginal muscles did the rest, pulling the vibrator deep inside me until I had taken it’s length. Immediately I knew this was going to be good. The tell tale glide over my g-spot got my attention. I could feel the gentle pressure against my pleasure spot and anything else which followed would be a bonus.

I turned my head to the right to catch Alex with his eyes close and duvet folded back on to his thighs, hand gently caressing his semi hard cock. Don’t you just love watching a guy wank…*sigh* Where was I?

Yes the pressing on my external wall was noticeable, a good start. I pushed the button and the bullet in the tip of the g-spot vibe, pressing against my g-spot, sprang in to life. It was quite powerful, so I pressed again and the speed increased and the intensity of the vibrations inside me made me squirm.

I decided to try pulling and pushing the vibe gently in and out of my opening. It felt good but not quite what I was wanting. Pushing the Smoothie back in up to its hilt I then pushed back on the external end, downwards towards the bed. Fuck! The sustained pressure and contact on my g-spot was something else.

This toy is shaped perfectly to fit a woman’s internal contours or at least it was for me. Next I tried pushing the end in a circular motion and I could feel my first orgasm building, with my right hand working the vibe and my left rubbing my clit it happened…

One thrashing moaning, groaning, buttock clasping orgasm ripped through me with such intensity. When it subsided I felt tired, spent, sated.

But Alex was now hovering above me as I opened my eyes.

“I’ve got something for you”, he said with a wry smile…

I have only praise for the Smoothie G-Spot much to my surprise because I was braced for disappointment. Not this time.

In summary I think this is very much like our friend Ben, it is inexpensive, devoid of complication and delivers. If I could make one suggestion it would be that they lengthen the handle to aid its use.

Benjamin is described as an impish little ghost and rather cleverly he has been bound in rope which makes for a highly contoured vibe. Oh and I nearly forgot he also sports a quiff on the top of his head which can be used for clitoral play. I’ll be having some of that later.

Here is the low down on my new found friend:

Benjamin Bond Vibrator Video

Being a fully rechargeable vibrator he is ready to go after a couple of hours of charging on his docking station.

The vibe is fully submersible in water. Another feature I will have to test

There are 3 programmes and a five speed continual vibe

Saving the best till last…he operates via a mini joystick so no fiddling around trying to work out which button to press and…
…even better than that, he is whisper quiet so you can use him even when you have guests staying over. Perhaps they would like to share him with you!

Benjamin had been patiently waiting on top of my bedside drawers since I fully charged him. He didn’t have to wait too long because when I woke up this morning after our night at Busty’s house I was as horny as hell.

I think I must have been dreaming about playing with her, I was so wet. Alex slept next to me and I didn’t wake him, knowing that he would be tired after our late night. Once I’m awake I find it difficult to go back to sleep, especially when I feel as randy as I did this morning.

So you can imagine how pleased I was when I turned my head to see him laying there waiting to spring in to action. I leaned over and picked him up. No lube was required on this occasion because my pussy was already slick with my juices.

I pushed him down under the covers and between my swollen labia. He felt a little cool against my flesh but I would soon be warming him up. As I pushed him inside me I could feel every hump and bump of that lovely sinuous binding around him. My lips gripping him as he entered my hot pussy.

This is where the joystick was so useful, merely by pushing/pulling the joystick I could run through the programmes without having to fumble around. Fantastic idea! The first setting rumbled in to play, it was strong for a first setting. But you know me I have to max things up and I was also impatient to come.

I pushed the vibrator up to max and I was totally amazed by the power this little guy has, my pussy was resonating so deeply that I could feel the vibrations coursing through me to my anus and clit at the same time. Yet, he was so quiet. You can hardly hear him at all.

Already enjoying the intense ripples of vibration filling my pelvic area I started to move him slowly in and out of my hole. Ensuring that his bonds rubbed against my lips with each movement. I was now fucking myself with him and it felt so good, the vibrations coupled with the delicious feel of his bonds rubbing my opening.

I turned towards Alex, he was still sleeping and pulled the covers away from my upped body so that I didn’t wake him with the movement of the quilt. My legs were wide open and my ankles crossed as I worked him in and out of me.

My orgasm was mounting and I pushed my feet against each other as my lower back started to tingle and my breathing became erratic, excited. I stifled a moan as not to wake Alex from his slumber. Just a few more fucks with Ben and I would be coming.
My pussy lips were now starting to tingle too and within seconds I pushed my feet together and raised my back off the bed as an almighty climax hit me. I twitched and held my breath as it took me over, my whole body wracked in the intensity of it all.

As I collapsed back on to the bed I turned off the vibe leaving it in place to savour the moment. Then Alex began to stir. I was breathless and my heart was beating so fast that I’m sure he could hear it.

“Good morning sweetheart”, he said running his hand over my tummy and down to my pussy.

He felt the vibe still sitting between my legs.

“I see you started without me”, he laughed.

My video of the Benjamin Bond Vibrator is here, and if you want to see more sex toy reviews why not visit Sex Toys Buzz.

Lets have some facts first and get the formalities out of the way before we have some fun!

• The rabbit vibrator is made from a jelly, soft to the touch
• Overall length is 6 ¾” with 5 ¼” of insertible pleasure
• It has Multi-Function & Multispeed controls
• With both Rotation & Vibration, phew did you get that?
• It comes complete with a pretty little pink remote which takes 2 x AAA batteries
• And the vibe itself uses 4 x AA batteries
• This vibe is also Phthalate Free.

Equipment used for this test drive, a little lube and one horny guy.

Normally I would slip off and try this one out by myself or we would indulge in a little mutual masturbation. This time I needed Alex to be my right hand man and operate the controls. Lol

It was Saturday afternoon and we both slipped off to the bedroom. There is something so bad about disappearing up to the bedroom in the afternoon. The central heating was on and as Alex drew the curtain together I slipped out of my jeans and panties, leaving my bra and black shirt on.

There is also something naughty about playing with yourself whilst semi naked, almost surreptitiously indulging in wickedness. I waited for Alex to fit the batteries and when he had finished I lay back on the bed with the vibe, whilst he kept hold of the remote.

I pressed a few buttons to make myself familiar with its multiples functions even though I wouldn’t be the one controlling my orgasms today. Alex reclined on the bed beside me in just his boxer shorts and propped himself up on his left arm to watch as I applied a small blob of lube to the pink tip of the vibrator.

The prospect of pleasuring myself with Alex controlling every move was getting my blood pumping. I opened my legs and encircled my opening with the cold tip of the vibe to spread the lube before pushing it inside my pussy.

It was soon up to the hilt and I could have taken more. One thing I will say is that I am a tall girl and it could have been slightly bigger for me but if you are petite this vibrator will be just right. With the rabbit firmly nibbling on my clit I lay back waiting for the first ripples of delight to hit me.

I turned my head to face Alex and let him know I was ready. The rabbit burst in to action and WOW, is he a powerful one. My clit was resonating with the bullet’s awesome power. He turned up the frequency and I was quite happy with what I was receiving thank you very much.

But we hadn’t even started yet. He now turned on the rotating vibe and I must say this is the closest feeling I have had to the act with a vibrator. The sensation of the tip moving around inside your opening feels just like a cock moving in and out. I just wish it had been slightly longer for me.

Alex turned up the power and it wasn’t long before I was gripping the vibe between my thighs and gyrating my hips against the motion within my hot pussy. My nerve endings were tingling and my toes started to join in. I arched my back and orgasmed loudly. What with the flashing lights and the motor running I was part of the show.

The lights flash and twinkle whilst you are using the vibe give a wonderful show. I hope the neighbours didn’t notice the flashing coloured lights mid Saturday afternoon in the bedroom. OK, OK, they aren’t that bright, but it aroused the exhibitionist in me.

I turned my head to face Alex and he was stroking himself waiting for me to come down so that he could fuck me. It was a difficult choice to make but I had to jump on his hard cock and ride him cowgirl. He came for England and collapsed on the bed.

That’s one thing a vibe can do…just keep on going…

One final word of warning, before you use this vibe make sure that you don’t have guests because if they don’t hear that powerful hum of the motor or see those flashing coloured lights, they will certainly hear you.

If you would like to see Suze’s video of the vibe it’s here.

The hardest part of using the kit is what Suze has termed the sacrificial erection. Not being one to let one of my erections pass her by she was a little non-plussed at having to waste this one to create a Clone-A –Willy kit. She was of course consoled by the thought of having two of my cocks to use afterwards.

This is not something that we found you could do in a single evening.

The best way to use this kit is with a friend, a very special friend. Because it’s only two minutes from when you start mixing the gel powder (with which you create the mould) until it sets you have to get your timing absolutely spot on.

You have to measure the plastic tube that the kit comes in to the length of your erect penis plus one inch. If you’re like me the 12” long packing will not be long enough so you’ll have to improvise an extension.

I wish! Seriously though, cover the cut ends with duck tape, otherwise you’ll be explaining the peculiar lacerations from jagged plastic in the A & E (ER) for hours.

Take the phone off the hook.

Wash Mr Pecker thoroughly.

Get your friend to help you achieve a suitably proud state. Suze was, as always, exemplary in this respect, but sadly I cannot offer her services to anyone else using this kit. Find your own special friend

Tip for the assistant; If you’re doing this in the kitchen as we did, kneel on a towel. It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase housemaid’s knee.

I had pre-measured 425ml of water at 37 degrees Celsius, but had to top this up when I reached the required state and pour off the excess because of cooling. Mixing this stuff while being blown is quite surreal, and even with both hands free, a bit of a panic! Anyway, you end up with a lumpy grey mixture that I poured into the mould tube, then immersed Mr Pecker.

All I can say is that it’s like sticking your cock in tepid porridge. The gel starts setting as soon as you mix it so you feel almost immediately immobilised. My instinct at this point would normally be to thrust, not advisable as you’ll fail to get a good cast and it would prove messy. The warmth and lack of movement meant that by the time the gel had hardened I was already heading for a suitable size to withdraw.

The gel is water based so a) easy to clean up and b) does not heat up as it solidified, which was one fear I had. You don’t want a roasted cock now do you!

The instructions say to allow two hours for the mould to air-dry. After two hours and the mould was solid but still wet, so it would be later that night before I could cast the positive image of my dinkle, complete with vibrator, in the two part rubber compound. As time was getting on we left the mould to cure for 24 hours. Luckily nobody came round during that time to ask what the plastic tube with the grey stuff in it was.

The mould doesn’t quite set but it needs to be to be able to flex whilst casting takes place. Note: the mould does shrink slightly (about 5% in length), so guys don’t be upset by the finished result. LOL.

As instructed I cut a piece of card to fit over the top of the mould providing support for the vibrator insert. I removed a circle of card from the centre just large enough to insert the vibrator through, leaving the end exposed so that it can be turned and batteries inserted.

Now I combined the two part rubber compound in an old glass jar and mixed the two parts together with the stir stick provided. When blended I poured them in to the mould, leaving as instructed a 2.5cm gap to the top to allow for the vibrator. Don’t worry guys there is enough compound left over to be able to cast a cock the size of John Holmes. Then I placed the card complete with vibrator inserted in to the end of the cast.

A word of advice at this point, make sure you weight down the end of the vibrator because it has a tendency to rise out of the cast as it sets. You don’t need much weight just enough to keep it submerged. Then we had to wait for the rubber compound to cure, I’m not the most patient of people but I knew it would be worth the wait.

I now had to leave the mould in the kitchen on the work surface for the next 24 hours. Again no visitors, phew. A mould would be bad enough but how would you explain a cast of a cock with a vibrator sticking out the top sitting on your work surface? Some people may cast little Beatrix Potter animals but not me.

Well, I made it and managed not to keep taking a poke at the mould for the curing period. The mixture does feel slightly tacky to the touch at first but it is fully set. I gently removed it from the flexible mould and out popped the most perfect Mini Alex. There was just one thing left to do in the cloning process…shave the cock. Yes, you did read that correctly. During the casting process air got trapped and created little bubbles of rubber on my willy which need to be taken off.

The whole process from start to finish is simple and straightforward, just add cock and off you go.

Tags: Clone-A-Willy kit, sex toy review, adult toy review

And best of all it was a shaved replica of a real cock. I was sent the 8” version, which I must say made me gulp as it has a substantial girth too. The colour and the detail, even down to the slightly blue veining make this look just like the real thing.

Then there is the feel of it. Best described as flesh like with the rigidity of a real male erection, no correct that, a sizeable male erection. I am currently sitting with this vibrating dong stuck to my desk by it’s well balanced suction cup, with my cat looking at it quizzically giving the odd sniff here and there. He’s just jealous. Lol

The attention to detail is incredible. It’s just like a real one, soft but firm and every aspect of it looks so life-like including the frenulum and the eye which even opens when you give a gentle squeeze to the tip.

I found the only aesthetic change I would make was toning down the colour of the helmet, it was a little too pink, it looked inflamed but apart from that I just couldn’t wait to sit on it.

The wire for the remote is discreetly hidden under the cock base just above the suction cup. Boy there are no end to the uses for this hardon I have running through my mind at the moment.

Where was I? Got a little distracted then. The remote takes 2 x AA batteries and has a variable speed dial with plenty of wire to enable you to use this anywhere from the bedhead to the kitchen wall.

Don’t ask me why but whilst writing this I had the uncontrollable urge to cup my right hand around the dildo and start to slowly wank it. Instead I rubbed the underside of the helmet with my cupped hand. What a lovely handful it made. Next I decided to try my best blow job technique on it and OMG! It filled all the available space in my mouth, I couldn’t breath.

I’m still not sure I’ll be able to take all of this big boy but I’m willing to give it my best shot just for you.

…

I took a look at the vibrating dick and I must admit began to think twice about being able to accommodate its girth. Just one moment and I’ll measure if for you…

…I’m back. The circumference of this big boy is 6.5” just below the head and 6.25” at its base. Bloody hell, I need to go on to a training program for this one.

The things we get from Bedtime Heaven! Every package is packed with fun, but this last delivery was bulging

Alex was taking a bath and I decided being a practical girl that the corner of the bath would be a good place to attach my new friend. So if any lube ran down the shaft it would run onto the wipeable surface of the bath. This also gave Alex a good vantage point to watch me fuck myself right there in front of him.

Never let it be said that I’m an exhibitionist or anything like that. Lol Alex reclined back in the bath and I stuck the realistic dick on to the side of the bath. I had forgotten the lube so disappeared momentarily to retrieve it from the case under the bed.

Alex was relaxing in the warm suds and I could just make out his hand gripping his cock under the water as the suds moved around on the surface of the water. He is such a bad boy.

I drizzled the tip of the cock with lube and ran my finger lightly around the head to disperse the lubricant. I knew I was going to need it. I removed my cherry red panties and bra, it was warm in the bathroom and I didn’t need any clothing, I knew I would soon be building up steam.

Legs parted wide and barefooted for grip I lowered my pussy over the erect phallus. The lube was cold, I should have warmed it but I persisted. Never one to give up. The head was broad and I knew that I had to be fully lubed to take it. I moved my pussy slowly around the head until some of the lube transferred on to my pussy lips.

I descended on to the erection and as I did so my lips were stretched to accommodate it’s width. It felt good to be stretched so much, I know that sounds strange but it felt satisfying. I knew it was in there and as I lowered myself inch by inch over it I could feel the veins, ridges and topography. This is something rarely felt with other dildos and vibes, the attention to detail pays dividends in the feedback you get. It’s just such a realistic dildo.

Alex watched as I lowered myself on to the cock and I looked over my shoulder to see him masturbating under the water. I had been so absorbed that I hadn’t noticed the slow sloshing of the water as he broke it’s tension on the up stroke.

I bottomed out on the realistic ball base and I knew I was up to capacity as the tip bounced off my cervix. But all the time I felt full and it was a very pleasant feeling. My inner walls were being rubbed and stimulated with each up and down movement I was making. Let me just say this is a great one for improving the tone of the inner thighs and getting off at the same time.

The control for the vibe was lying on top of the bath beside me, I picked it up and began to turn the dial. The vibrations were magnified by the grip I now had on this wonderful toy. I turned up the dial and felt the building ripples of ecstasy become waves crashing on the shore.

My eyes were now closed to shut out visual distraction and maximise the effect. I began to move upwards to the point where the base of the head was just locked inside my pussy. This really felt good as my nerve endings and opening enjoyed the powerful surge of internal vibrator.

A few more moves up and down and an increase in the speed and I was nearly there, I must have been groaning like a whore but it escaped me under the circumstances. I became aware of Alex shouting out “Fuck, Suze I’m cumming!” This spurred me on and enhanced the moment as my pussy walls began to tingle and pulsate. I carried on rubbing the head of the cock with my opening, bouncing fast and shallow over the tip.

My legs were just about to give up as I came with a loud “Aghhh!” I couldn’t squat any longer as my muscles gave in and I collapsed on to the cock, taking the whole of its length inside my cunt. I sat for a moment on the edge of the bath regaining my composure.

Now I need to try it out mounted on the bathroom wall.

As you can tell I found the toy hugely enjoyable. It occurred to me however that it would be nice if they enhanced this by putting a bullet in the “scrotum”. But that’s just me being a greedy girl, the toy gives me more than I ever imagined a vibrator/dildo could and still I want more. Using the Private Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dick by Doc Johnson (what a mouthful :O ) has made me hornier than I thought.

And good for me, Bedtime Heaven despatched it to me with expedience complete with batteries because they are so thoughtful. Or do they know me well by now?

It’s totally irrelevant but I love the colour. It comes in a lovely shade of lilac and has a very soft almost fleshy feel to it. The vibe is solid and well made with easy to operate controls.

Lets get the techie bit out of the way first:

The vibe has and shaft with an insertable length of 15cm and a very pleasureable girth of 13.5cm…OMG! Heaven.
It is constructed from Phthalate Free, smooth, soft and unscented TPR
Takes 4 x AA Batteries
3 x speed Wave Motion
And best of all Reverse Direction Wave Motion too
Also 3 x speed rabbit vibration, clit heaven
It’s also waterproof which is a great idea if you tend to get as wet as I do Lol

This wave rabbit vibrator has a wonderful feel, warm, soft and almost like real flesh but it doesn’t look like real flesh, unless you are a martian of course. Lol

When I test vibes I like Alex to be part of the experience. So I asked him to come to bed with me and watch some porn whilst we both relaxed. It was the Easter break and we had all the time in the world…

It was Sunday afternoon to be precise and we had disappeared up the bedroom at 2pm. As he closed the curtains it occurred to me for just a moment “what would the neighbours think?” only for a moment then I though “so what?”.

I turned on the DVD player and started up the disk that was already in the drive. It was House Of Shame and I selected the school room scene. Something about girls in short skirts and headmistresses gets me in the mood. Come on, I’m sure you feel the same…

Alicia Rodes makes a good disciplinarian, I would love her to teach me a lesson!

I cast off my t-shirt and unzipped my black jeans with my back against the bed. Alex moved across from his side and pulled my jeans slowly over my hips. I stepped out of them as they fell to the floor and kicked them over against the bedroom wall.

As I was about to sit on the edge of the bed he hooked his fingers inside my panties and pulled them down, planting a big kiss on my right butt cheek. I pulled them off over my feet and discarded them with my jeans by the wall.

I sat on the edge of the bed and Alex moved on in behind me placing a led either side of me. His body was now pressed against my back and I could feel his warm breath against my neck.

His hand unhooked the two catches on my bra and he rolled it over my shoulders and down my arms, as he did so my breasts spilled out. Nipples hardening with the exposure to the cool air. He reached his arms around me under my armpits and cupped both my breasts rolling them under his palms.

Then he pinched both nipples and I yelped with the roughness of his attentions. I was already highly aroused and pleasure and pain can be so close that they merge.

Now naked I pushed back and Alex moved across the bed to his side. I lay on the pillow contemplating the phallic vibrator on my bedside drawers. Batteries were loaded and it was ready for me and I was certainly ready for it.

But this time I wanted Alex to take a more active role in my masturbatory pleasure. I wanted him to use the wave vibrator on me…

I passed him the Passion Wave vibe and asked “Will you fuck me with this?”.
“I would love to make you come”, came his reply as he accepted the vibe from me.

Alicia was now licking a girls cunt as I lay back on the desk, dirty girl! Alex then held the vibe against my pussy lips and began to push it inside me. “Can you apply some lube”, I asked as I felt that huge vibe trying to penetrate me, there was now way that was going in without some help.

He reached in to his drawer and applied some lube to the tip. It felt cold as he pushed it against my hot pussy but it was soon in and delving deep inside me. This vibe really does fill you up if you know what I mean.

Alicia was now fucking the faux schoolgirl with a strap on and Alex turned on the vibrator. I could feel the waves pulse through my pussy as he turned the vibe up to max. The sensation was like no other vibrator I have tested, I could feel the ripples of pleasure build and crash upon my shore.

Then he turned on the rabbit assailing my clit too!

I used my PC muscles to grip the rabbit as it waved up inside my pussy, this intensified the experience and before long I was submitting to an intense orgasm. Alex could sense it coming and started to gently pinch my right nipple with his free hand. Fuck! I came with such intensity that his grip on the vibe was impaired by the ejaculate. “Bloody hell, you are wet!”, he exclaimed.

Those waves are increased in intensity and efficacy if you use your PC muscles to grip the vibe as it ripples through you. I was rendered speechless for moments after I came. Lucky Alex kept up the good work varying speed and function because I lost all control.

Alex was more than a little turned on at this point…he removed the vibe from my pussy and replaced it with his cock. As I wrapped my legs around his back he fucked me watching my boobs bounce up and down with each thrust.

Within minutes of him entering me we were both coming and he ended up with some tell tale nail marks on his back.

This toy is going in to my under the bed sex toy supplies.

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You can see our video of the Lelo Lilly here.

The Lily has a wonderful feel to it, making it very tactile being made from PC-ABS. The Lily is a chargeable toy and takes up to 2 hours to charge and then provides up to 7 hours of pleasure. What a small price to pay!

It can be left on standby for up to 90 days, so you can go back to it time and time again and believe me you will.

Some facts for those of you who like to know:

The Lily is 75 x 36 x 25mm in size
It weighs in at just 40g
Its frequency is 80Hz, I didn’t know what this meant either but apparently it means that it vibrates at a rate of 80 cycles per second. Wow!
It is very quiet, being less than 80 dB
Best of all it has variable speed settings

Because my lunch breaks can be pretty glum these days with the dull dark days I thought I would secrete this little delight in to my glove box for lunchtime. I usually drive off down the road to the local café to pick up a sandwich at lunch and sit and eat it in my car.

The problem with this is it only takes me about 20 minutes to drive to the café and eat, so what should I do with the other 40 minutes? Have a bit of girlie fun that’s what. I’m not one for wasting valuable time and I wanted to try this little vibe out on my own. I wanted to indulge myself. After all Alex can read this and find out exactly what I got up to on Friday lunchtime.

I went to the café, ordered a ham and pickle breadcake and retuned to the car. I turned on radio one and listened to the latest music whilst eating my dinner. All the while my mind was on dessert. Lol

My car was parked in its usual spot just behind a housing estate in the parking bays, with no direct onlookers. It has turned quite cold over here and I had my black lamb’s wool sweater and black trousers on, warm and cuddly.

I retrieved my Lily from the glovebox and it was a little cold as the ambient temperature was about the same as a penguin’s beak. It could not possibly go anywhere near to my bits and pieces like that. I decided to push in inside the right cup of my bra, it was warm in there. It was like inserting a cold chicken fillet inside, it nestled perfectly against my warm breast.

Radio One blasted out the latest track from The Reverend and The Makers and I waited whilst doing a bit of an upper body dance in the car. Nobody watching so no need to feel inhibited. Lol

When the track had finished I removed the Lily from my bra cup and undid the button on my trouser waistband, enabling access in to my panties. With a few clicks of the button I had fired the Lily in to life, it was vibrating so fast that I was finding it hard to hold. Lol I placed the Lily with the vibrating tip teasing my clitoris. The natural curve of the Lily enabled it to sit close to my pussy.

I pushed back in to my seat and raised my hips, pushing the Lily more firmly against my clitoris. It had now worked its way between my labia and I was quite literally buzzing. The extra pressure afforded by my trousers against the Lily was adding to the pleasure. I could feel my clit swelling with every vibration.

My eyes were now closed and I didn’t care who walked past my car. The windows were steamed but I was alone and you could see my hands. Lol The Lily can be inserted inside your pants and provide you with the most arousing of sensations.

With very little clearance between me and the steering wheel I started to buck and grip my buttocks together. My feet were flat to the floor of the car and my ass was now lifting from the seat with buttock clenched. Fuck…

The combination of being outside in my car and feeling that vibe working on my clit sent me to seventh heaven as I came with back arched and ass off seat. I twitched as my orgasm washed over me and then collapsed in to my seat.

When I finally came round I couldn’t see a thing through the windows they were so heavily steamed but I had enough time to demist before heading back to work. I placed my wet and heavily scented Lily back inside the glove box, wrapped in toilet tissue. My panties would just have to dry out on me during the afternoon.

“Did you have a nice lunch?”, I was asked on my return…

…what do you think?

The Lelo Lily is a beautiful device, to look at, handle and to use. Lelo refer to their products as object d’art and they truly are. And unlike other beautiful things they do more than sit on your coffee table. The Lily would make a wonderfully indulgent present this Christmas for you or your partner.

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You might want to see Suze using the Tuyo here.

Tuyo is a thing of beauty, so much so that when I opened the beautiful white satin box actual I gasped. Inside nestling on the blanket of black satin was the most wonderful white opalescent ball, banded with dusky pink silicone and chrome.

This is truly a toy your friends will covet, and a great gift for the lady in your life this Christmas. The shape is most unusual. It is a sphere of pleasure, which sits perfectly and discreetly on your dressing table. Right next to your bottle of DKNY Be Delicious. Did Donna Karan know about this sex toy in advance of its release?

No really, you could place this on your dressing table and nobody would guess what naughty little pleasures it could bring. Most adult toys tend to look like what they are designed for but this one hides secrets, ones I’ll reveal to you now.

So let’s have some facts before we get to the dirty stuff

The sphere is 3” (75mm) in diameter
Has a silicone non-slip grip
Is splash proof (that’s good, as I don’t plan on staying dry for long )
It is also free of latex, PVC and phthalates, which is good for you and the environment and for you out there with intolerances.

It has:

8 modes of vibration
3 speed settings
5 pulsations

It weighs in at just 175g (not too heavy for those handbags)
And takes 3 x AAA 1.5v batteries

Best of all because the control button is integral to the ball it is housed in a small depression at the base, which also stops the ball from rolling away. Clever indeed.

I opened the box whilst sitting at my desk and fortunately for me I was wearing a skirt. Alex was sat at the side of me and I asked him if he could pass me the batteries that Bedtime Heaven had kindly supplied especially for us with the toy…just like Christmas you need batteries for those naughty presents, you can’t go looking for them on Christmas Day. So guys if you buy your lady one of these don’t forget. OK, public information bulletin over now.

I’m sure Alex was pretending not to look as I lifted my skirt and placed the Tuyo Vibromasseur between my legs. The first press of the button delivered a stimulating constant vibration directly to my pussy and clit. Another press and the little sphere was showing me what it is capable of.

I wriggled in my chair for adjustment and for some reason stopped typing …aa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

This toy has an incredible amount of vibratory power to deliver in it’s own unique way. The shape actually helped to make it easy and comfortable to grip between my thighs as I literally rubbed myself off on it. My black lycra thong was now quite sodden. Black fabric becoming darker as I stared between my legs.

Alex had now turned to face me on his office chair, just watching me with intense interest. The Tuyo vibrator was gliding between my legs and my black hold-up stockings, no rough edges to catch underwear or nylon. And I was now settling back in to my seat, against the backrest.

Another depression of the control button and my pussy was tingling. I sat bolt upright resting my clit on top of the sphere and jeesh that was good. It made my toes curl. Another press and it moved in to pulsation mode.

I was now squirming and I threw my head back against the top of the backrest. I pushed the ball in to my clit using my thighs. Without a thought I started to grind my hips and clit into the ball gripping my buttocks tight.

My orgasm was looming, I could feel my feet begin to tingle and my toes joined in just as hit me. “Agggghhhh!”, I moaned as Alex took hold of my left hand and kissed it. “Aah, agh, agh”, as I juddered with the power of my climax.

It was as if my whole body had been wired to the mains, electricity surging so powerfully through me. This sphere may look small and unobtrusive but it has hidden depths and I’m glad I had chance to explore them.

When I came down from the ceiling and opened my eyes Alex was kneeling on the floor next to my chair. I took the sphere smelling of my juices, turned it on and rolled it around his neck. It makes for a great massager with it’s easy to grip shape. You can also, unlike a lot of massaging devices, roll it across the target area for smooth transition. I won’t tell you what effect it had on Alex I’ll leave that to him perhaps.

Such a clever little idea in such a beautiful package. It will sit on my dressing table for years to cum.

Anyone want a black thong?

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This toy had me excited from the start just from seeing the catalogue images. We girls have been waiting for something this good for a long time. I couldn’t wait for Bedtime Heaven to ship it out to me and much to my delight (no pun intended) the postman delivered it yesterday before I left for work. No time to use it before I left unfortunately.

But when I arrived home I couldn’t wait to take a look. The outer box offered a glimpse of what was within on the left side and on the right a flap was held in place by two rather neat magnetic catches. Once opened the product description/functionality and rather a nice extract are revealed. The packaging is normally something I discard as a necessity for keeping the toy clean and safe. But in this case I was almost savouring it. Classy just got classier. (Is that a word?)

I opened up the top and slid out the inner sleeve containing a wonderful clamshell style purple/turquoise box held firmly shut with a magnetic catch. Following through the closure method of the outer box. Nice touch!

Inside the sleeve was the charger cable with jack plug. Ahhh! You are thinking. Yes, this toy is rechargeable so no batteries to purchase. You simply place it in its designer styled case/charging unit and plug the charger cable in to the back. The Fun Factory Delight Vibrator takes up to 3 hours to charge and can deliver up to 90 minutes of pure pleasure (the downside to a reachargeable vibrator is the wait before you can use it). They even included a toy cleaning wipe, how thoughtful is that. Lol Ease of cleaning is another thing that struck me about the device. It’s smooth, has no awkward nooks and crannies to clean and is a breeze to keep hygienically clean.

Fun Factory Delight Vibrator Video

I’m sure I gasped when I opened the box, this toy is beautiful…and there aren’t many toys that you can say that about! It has an organically curved shape that is enhanced with the two tone colouring. It’s a toy you could leave on the coffee table and not worry that someone may guess what it is. This toy needs to be displayed, it is pleasing to the eye and very, very sophisticated…I love it!

The Delight is constructed from premium plastic and medical-grade silicone and feels wonderfully velvety to the touch. It has a gentle curl for g-spot stimulation and a naughty nodule to play upon your clitoris. The handle has integrated controls, which escalate through several vibration settings and if the + is held down move in to the second phase, the pulsation settings and then if pushed once more delivers even faster and more intense pulsations. Wow! That is some toy. Three modes of pulsing operation, each with their own selectable levels of intensity of stimulation is something I have never come across before.

When I got home half an hour earlier than Alex I decided take a look at the delivery I received in the morning. I went upstairs closed the bedroom curtains and slipped out of my office wear and in to my black lace baby doll, no panties…they weren’t required.

I was already wet when I lay back on the bed so lube wasn’t necessary and a spot of saliva on my clit was fine. With feet flat to the bed and knees bent I placed the Delight between my legs and eased it inside me. Once up to the hilt I could feel the bulb of the vibe pressing against my g-spot, hooking inside my pleasure zone.

The handle angled towards me for ease of operation and manoeuvrability, something I find difficult with the standard vibes. Usually you have to bend right over to be able to both control the vibe and the speed/settings, not with this because of it’s shape the controls are within easy reach and the curled tail of the vibe acts as a handle. Perfect.

With one push of the integrated controls the vibe started to vibrate and the stimulation was delivered right to the pleasure points, my clit and g-spot were being simultaneously aroused. There was also a red glow from between my legs. Lol The unit’s controls light up when in use in use, and when charging (flashing until fully charged).

I clenched my thighs together and was able to manipulate the vibe because of its shape inside me, rubbing my g-spot and my clit was swollen and pulsing in time with the beat. So “hands free” operation is no problem…leaving them free to tease or tweak the odd nipple. I’m such a dirty girl. Time to turn up the volume, I’m not sure how many setting I travelled through on the vibration escalation setting but there were enough for the greediest of girls.

Then came the pulsating modes and the slamming of the door downstairs. I was now arched in to the mattress, with wet hands and a pulsing pussy. “Suze…are you up there”, came Alex’s voice. “Yyyess”, came the short wobbly reply. Well, I was having an orgasm at the time, you try replying when you are shaking with rapturous pleasure.

I heard his quickened footfalls on the stairs, he knew I had taken delivery of my toy because I was so excited I actually phoned him at work to let him know. He was in a business meeting at the time. Ooops!

Hearing my moans he rushed in to the bedroom, threw his tie and jacket over the chair in the corner and bounced on to the bed next to me. Eager as anything, he took hold of the controls and kissed me on the lips as I twitched under the spell of this pleasure giver. I felt the pulsation of the vibe between my legs and took hold of the handle, angling it firmly against my g-spot, intensifying the feedback. This handle is so good for angling and hooking your mons firmly for incredible auto-stimulation.

Too much for me, I gave up the controls, I just couldn’t concentrate any more as multiple orgasms crashed upon the shore. I’m not sure I made it though all the settings, I was wet through and sated, I just couldn’t take any more. Yes, you read that correctly I, Suze, couldn’t take any more!

Alex was amazed how wet I had made the bedsheets, I’m not sure if I ejaculated somewhere along the way but my clit and g-spot have never had such a good workout I was thoroughly exhausted.

Today I tried it out again and realised that unlike the conventional shaped vibes this can be used and operated in a sitting position, so my journeys to work will be a lot more enjoyable in the rush hour.

This toy is the most versatile I have tried, it can be used hands free and stay in place, it increases the intensity of the vibration if you grip with your pelvic floor muscles. It also can be angled easily with the elegantly styled handle with its sweeping curl. It is a good all rounder, very enjoyable to use and don’t talk to me about the number of orgasms you can achieve. Phew!

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The construction and design are quite unique. Being made from two smooth and sexy silicone mouldings, permanently bonded together, giving seamless contours from handle to the very tip, making for a very controllable and flexible feel. The handle is easy to hold and gives good flexing manoeuvrable control of the studded ball end. It feels warm and supple and ready to hit the spot. This is a vibe which you can operate without having to be a contortionist.

I like the remote control which allows your partner to take an active part in your masturbatory pleasure. Most vibrators are controlled on the vibe itself which usually excludes any involvement from boyfriend, girlfriend or a third party.

The vibe itself measures 10cms from ball to bend and believe me it’s plenty when it’s in there. Shut up Suze, we haven’t got to that bit yet. Lol The handle measures about the same, therefore even if you don’t have dainty hands it is easy to grip.

It has a remote control unit and is powered by 2 x AA batteries, which deliver plenty of power to the powerful vibe unit. The control has 4 speed settings, at first I thought that a pulse setting would be good too but having used it I now find the 4 speeds available enough to blow my mind.

Enough of the technical jargon, I’m sure you all want to hear how it test drove…

I left Alex cleaning up the dishes whilst I disappeared upstairs to get started. The box had been sitting there long enough and I just wanted to get my hands on it. I opened up the packaging and inserted the two batteries kindly supplied by Bedtime Heaven. Then after a thorough wash with anti-bac soap made easy by it’s smooth waterproof design, it was ready to please.

I was already wet with excitement when I lay back on the bed but I spat on my fingers and ran the saliva across my clit just to ensure that I didn’t rub myself up the wrong way. I opened my legs and with the vibe in my right hand and the control in the other, I began to insert it inside my more than ready pussy.

The ball disappeared inside me with a pop as my lips enclosed around it. I pushed it deep inside me and at first couldn’t quite feel the g-spot stimulation its publicity promised. I moved it around a little inside me but it still wasn’t quite hitting the sweet spot.

I raised my legs, bending my knees and giving a slight pelvic tilt and then OMG we were talking on the same Wave-length. The ball was giving direct pressure and stimulation to my g-spot and it felt good, previous vibes I have tested didn’t quite have the same impression.

Alex was still downstairs clearing up and I could hear him stacking plates in the kitchen. I couldn’t wait any longer and I gave the soft feel, comfortable to hold control a press to the first setting.

Now I could feel the full effect of that bullet against my clit and it made me squirm a little. The good thing about the clit vibe is that it isn’t just a couple of ears (a la rabbit vibes) touching your clit but a studded pad which covers your clit completely, delivering fantastic vibratory pleasure direct to that swollen bundle of nerves.

I began to move the vibe from side to side, massaging my g-spot at the same time as rubbing off my clit. Wow, it felt good. You know how I love clitoral orgasms. Another click on the control and the vibe was really working my clit in to a frenzy. Without a thought I began to gyrate my hips bucking against the vibe and that is when the full effect of this wonderful vibe kicked in.

I felt my knees quiver and my back arch as I came, I bit my lip trying not to make too much noise knowing that the neighbours had visitors. With a stifled whimper I orgasmed and felt the wetness around my opening as it made its way out of me on the vibe.

The stairs creaked as Alex approached on the stairs and he knew immediately he walked in to the bedroom that I had come. “It works then!”, he said. He quickly undressed and climbed on the bed next to me, kissing me gently on the lips as I lay there in my post orgasmic haze.

He reached over and took the control from my hand pushing up the speed to the third setting as he did so. “Fuck!”, I exclaimed as my pelvic area reverberated with the vibrations. I almost held my breath as I began to feel another orgasm welling up inside me.

My hips started to buck and gyrate again and I tilted the handle down towards my anus to increase the stimulation on my g-spot. Alex pressed the button to its highest setting and watched me as I writhed with sexual delight.

I pushed my shoulders back in to the bed again and this time exploded, not physically but mentally as one of the most powerful orgasms enveloped me. When I came down from the ceiling my right hand was soaking wet and Alex was laying next to me with the biggest hardon.

“Will this pleasure ever end”, I thought to myself with a smile…

There is the bath and shower to try out in yet.

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I turned on the bath taps and poured a liberal amount of my favourite bubble bath in to the running water. Then I gathered a pen and paper. I know they will get wet but I had a towel close by to wipe my hands dry before putting pen to paper. These I placed on the corner of the bath in readiness to jot down my experiences. If anything I am thorough. Lol

The bath was run and I stepped in and lay myself down watching the bubbles envelope me and soak away the grime and tension of the day. Next to the bath my toy was waiting for me. I gently foamed myself up and washed my body starting from the neck down, taking in my breasts, tummy and pussy on the way. Finally I washed each leg along its length and between my pinkies.

Now completely clean and relaxed I reached for my toy. Have you guessed what it is yet? The Toy JoyTwinTurbo Dolphin. This vibrator is unlike any of the others I have tried it has:

Two Multi Stimulation Functions
A 3 speed rotation control for the love beads
A 3 speed vibration setting

AND…

…Bi Directional love beads, if you don’t like them going round one way you can have them going round the other.

AND…

…I saved the best till last. It is waterproof so you can use it in the bath or shower. Cleansing you both inside and out at the same time.

Be warned not all vibrators are the same, I heard the sighs as I announced it was a vibrator but this one is the best I have used. The senses are heightened by the warmth of the water around your body as you use it.

I lay back in the water and positioned the vibrator between my open legs and turned the vibration setting to 1. As I immersed the vibe under the water it made the water ripple slightly and sounded a little like a speedboat. Lol

The buttons are slightly raised and can be felt for whilst in use to adjust the settings. As the vibe slipped in my pussy began to resonate with the power of the vibration. It was relaxing on this setting but not particularly hitting the spot. So I turned up the power and the dolphin was beating on my clit and the sensation was intense. I maxed the power and JESUS! Within moments I was orgasming and trying to keep the noise down as it echoed off the tiled bathroom walls.

When I opened my eyes I realised that I had knocked my notepad in to the bath with me. But it didn’t matter I was far too busy enjoying myself to write anything down.

I turned the vibration down to the middle setting and started up the bi directional love beads. Immediately they started to massage my vaginal wall. I let the vibe slowly move out of my pussy and then pushed it gently back inside again. This felt great as it passed though my opening, massaging as it went. Then I let it work back out again. I turned up the rotation to the middle setting and could feel another orgasm building within my pussy. I pushed the vibe fully in and let another toe tingling orgasm grip me.

I could have stayed in the bath all night but I would have looked like a prune, with reluctance I stood up and placed my bathtime buddy on the side of the bath. I finally got to go in the water with a dolphin!

Now I need to give it a dry run in the bedroom…

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Now for the technical rundown on this rabbit vibrator:

The Squirmy has 9cm of insertable length with a girth at its widest point of 12cm.
It takes 3 x AAA batteries
There are 3 speed settings for the clitoral rabbit but believe me you won’t need to turn it up to full
And there are 3 G-Spot massaging speeds
In addition, the G-Spot function can be set to reverse action too
It’s Phthalate free and waterproof, I can see bathtime just getting better and better

I love this vibe!

This toy is ideal for a first timer, it’s not designed to be challenging size-wise and it certainly hits the spot. Further more it fits neatly in to most bags or purses as you may know them, not many vibes will do that.

After all the beauty of this vibe is not it’s size but just how well it does what it is designed to do. Let me explain…

…I decided to take the Squirmy to bed on my own to warm myself up for a good fucking. I’m a multiple orgasmer, I always say why stop at one when you can have two, three, four…

It was still light outside so I drew the bedroom curtains and closed the small window, so that the neighbours didn’t get a chance to join in the fun. Lol I pulled back the duvet and slipped out of my jeans and shirt. I kicked my socks off and pulled my panties down and cast them to one side with my other clothes. No need for the bra so that went too.

Completely naked I slid between the duvet and mattress. It was cold but I was anticipating it wouldn’t be for long. I turned on the television to help mask any outbursts I may have during my onanism.

Alex was downstairs washing up the dishes from lunch and I could periodically hear him opening cupboards and putting dishes away. This soon faded from my reality as I took hold of the vibrator.

I reached between my legs to carry out a moisture test. Conclusion, I was wet. The television had nothing interesting on so I switched to DVD. On screen came Lex Steele, my does he have a huge cock! I digress.

Lex is busy fucking Monica Sweetheart on top a glass table and I’m running the vibe up and down my slit, picking up the available moisture which had gathered there. I then push it up between my lips and press the massage button once. The vibe slipped nicely in to place without any lube, which is why it would be a good one for a first time toy user. The key to this toy is in its clever massaging properties and not it’s ability to fill your pussy.

At first the massaging tip made no impact on me as I sat with it placed between my legs. I lay back against the mattress and pulled my PC muscles tight and gave the button one more click. That’s when the action got to work on my G-Spot. I could feel the sensation I normally get from Alex’s cock or fingers as they run over my vaginal wall. I knew it was hitting the spot because I began to want to pee, which is a sure sign that my G-Spot is being stimulated.

It was warm, or I was, and I pushed the duvet back on to the top of my thighs. I pressed the rabbit button just once and FUCK ME! That rabbit is one of the most powerful I have had the pleasure to test on my clit.

One more press on the rabbit button and I was pulsing away, my clit was enlivened immediately. A word of caution, this vibe isn’t quiet but that is a trade I’m willing to make for the stimulation provided by this pink sensation.

Lex was ball deep in Monica as I opened my eyes briefly to get some visual stimuli to help me on my way. I was so close now. My pussy was resonating with the powerful beating of the rabbit on my clit and my G-Spot was being massaged in to submission.

I started to gently rotate the vibe from side to side, only slightly. This had the effect of rubbing over my clitoral hood and making my pussy ache. I placed my right foot over my left ankle and grasped my buttocks together as sparks climbed up my spinal column and I twitched as my climax took me over.

My whole body almost lifted off the bed as I had the most powerful orgasm. And I think I let the world know too as I moaned out loud. I felt the orgasm dissipate and I powered down the vibe, eyes still shut to enjoy the moment.

A kiss pressed upon my lips as I felt Alex leaning over me, I breathed in his aroma deeply and opened my eyes. I could make out the firmness of his cock pressing against the denim groin of his jeans.

He moved round the bed and I heard the familiar sound of his zipper being lowered as I placed the wet vibe on my bedside drawers…

Rabbit vibrators don’t have to be big to hit the spot

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