Breast Massager Review

December 21, 2008
by Suze

I’ve been looking around for nipple toys lately and I have to admit they are in short supply, once you have tried the nipple clamps and the suction cups there is very little left by way of stimulation. That’s why when I noticed these breast massagers I was delighted. I believe our nipples are quite neglected in the adult toy world.

My friends over at Bedtime Heaven despatched them for me to try out, they are the Cal Exotics Heart Shaped Breast Massagers. Don’t they look cute? ;) I’ve never tried pasties or anything like these before so I was really looking forward to trying them out.

I’ll give you the rundown on my Heart Shaped Breast Massagers:

They are made from soft TPR which is pliable and comfortable to wear
Each pastie has a wireless, push button bullet which can be inserted under the nipple housing
Each ultra quiet massager is powered by 2 x *** watch batteries and what’s more they come with eight so you are ready to go and won’t run out in a hurry. ;)

Eager to test these out I decided to get myself warmed up whilst Alex took a quick shower in the hotel bathroom. I would probably have indulged myself and soaped him up but with my sprained foot I wasn’t going to risk slipping and causing myself harm. Plus it gave me an excuse to indulge myself for a few moments.

The bullets split down the middle allowing insertion of the batteries. Once in place I loaded each bullet under the nipple cup and we were ready to go. I could hear the water bouncing off Alex and splashing onto the bath base as I lay back on the bed and slipped under the cover.

It was quite warm in the room and I just pulled the duvet up to thigh height, protecting my decency for some reason. Lol I was totally naked and ready to go. I found the best position for attaching the massagers was sitting so that your boob is full and round. I placed the contoured side against my flesh with the bullet on the underside of my nipple.

Then I flattened them out against my flesh the best I could. Once they were in place they stayed there and I pressed the button on the end of each bullet. I was slightly disappointed when they started to vibrate because I wasn’t really feeling much.

I pressed the massager against my skin again attempting to increase the vibratory sensation. I must say the bullets were exceptionally quiet compared to the power they had. But they were not quite doing it for me.

What appeared to be the problem was that the breast massagers tend to cup and therefore back off from your nipple area. This decreases the sensation from the bullets and dulls the whole experience, which is a bloody shame, that coupled with the fact that I think the bullet needs to be on the nipple rather than just underneath it. My nipples are very sensitive and would benefit from the vibrations far more than my areola.

But I think the fundamental problem with these is that you need to have smaller boobs, I think C Cup is too big for them to fit properly. All you smaller ladies out there would love these especially if your areola is easily stimulated.

Alas they are not for me but I won’t stop looking for something which makes me go Uhhhmmmm. But in the meantime there is always Alex. *naughty grin*

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