Inflatable sex toys come in many forms. There’s the classic blow-up sex doll, novelty blow-up items, the Cupid’s Couch, and then there’s the Position Master, part of the Fetish Fantasy Series from Pipedream Products.

The great advantage of inflatable furniture, be it intended to enhance your sex life or not, is that it’s easy to transport. The Position Master comes in a box 260mm x 330mm x 90mm, yet inflates to 800mm x 650mm x 320mm. The package states that it can support up to 300 lbs (136 Kg), so it should take a bit of punishment *evil grin*.

The first thing you have to do of course is inflate the couch. I did it the hard way, by blowing it up. While this is entirely feasible I wouldn’t advise it just before sex as the single inlet valve is small requires a quite an effort to use. If you have a foot pump, or electric pump you’d be advised to use that. However once inflated the Position Master isn’t huge and could easily be stowed under a bed or on top of a wardrobe for quick deployment in the heat of passion.

We keep ours in a space between a wall and a large chest of drawers in our bedroom. From which I think you’ll have guessed we love this product!

When we reviewed the Cupids Couch we were really impressed with its incredible versatility. The problem is that a Cupid’s Couch requires space to leave inflated or pre-planning if you’re to store it and only inflate if you want to use it. That can remove the element of spontaneity.

The Position Master on the other hand is so much easier to leave in a state of readiness that we’ve decided to do just that.

When we first tested the Position Master I had ten minutes to recover from my inflatory endeavours before we got intimate. We were both rather excited about the Position Master because we knew from our Cupid’s Couch experience that it would allow us to try different positions, and variation on some of our favourites. We’re still experimenting with it.

That’s got to be a plus for a sex toy hasn’t it? We were excited at the thought of trying it. I’ll not bore you too much with the foreplay … let your imagination fill in the gaps … OK, suitably aroused we began.

First we tried missionary, with Suze laying invitingly on the Position Master. This was probably the least satisfying for us as it seemed to reduce the depth of penetration by rolling Suze’s pelvis forward.

Nil desperandum!

Then it was my turn to lay on the Position Master. I grasped the top pair of handles, yes it has two pairs of handles to stop you parting company from the Position Master in the throws of passion. The surface of the couch is also a faux velvet which is soft and helps prevent slippage on the carpet of bed. It also stops you from sticking to it if you are totally naked. Oh, I nearly forgot, we were trying this on the bed, though of course you can use the Position Master on the floor … or even grass I suppose if your neighbours are understanding hehehe.

Suze tried cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl. Both were quite nice though we found that we sank into the mattress so she couldn’t lift herself as much as she would have liked. We’ll have to try this on the floor. As I said above, using something like this is all about angles and personal preference. A product like the Position Master is great because it effectively changes what does and doesn’t work when you and your partner are having sex. It opens up new possibilities and can really invigorate your sex life because you start exploring again.

We were getting better with our Position Master technique, but the best was yet to come.

We decided to try good old fashioned doggy.

What a revelation. The change in orientation caused by the Position Master caused Suze’s G-spot to be presented to my thrusting cock in such a way that she cried out with pleasure. She grabbed the handles on the side of the Position Master and “fine-tuned” her angle until she seemed to be permanently on the edge of orgasm. It was only necessary for me to adjust my thrusts minutely to bring her to climax, then down again to a state of pleasure just below that orgasmic zenith.

I brought her to orgasm three or four times before finally allowing myself to succumb to the divine pleasure I too was experiencing. I came with a glowing red orgasm, my body tingling, a shudder running up my spine.

The Position Master is a simple product and inexpensive. It is versatile and functional, practical and very effective. An adult product that encourages experimentation and allows you to experience new and enhanced sensations has to be a must for any relationship.

Some things are meant to be shared but others are decadent little treats you don’t. The Glass Worxx Diamond Dazzler Dildo is one of those items that I couldn’t resist keeping all to myself.

As regular readers of our reviews will know we usually review toys together, even if the toy in question can only be enjoyed by one of us directly. We both get a huge amount of pleasure watching and occasionally helping with the other’s reviews. There are times though that the selfish, naughtiness of solo masturbation adds a little something to the moment.

So what’s the toy like? Well, it’s beautiful actually, made from colourless and cranberry glass that catches the sunlight when you hold it and move it in your hands. Though I wouldn’t advise you stand in your window admiring a glass dildo too much because the neighbour’s reactions might be a bit mixed. I guarantee some would want to borrow it Lol.

The diameter of the main shaft is 2.5cm, though if you take the cranberry glass bumps into account it’s 3cm across. The insertable length is just under 15cm. Because the toy is glass you can use it hot, warm, cold or very chilled depending on your tastes. And use to its perfectly smooth design cleaning is incredibly easy.

I decided to try this dildo out in the shower, because I haven’t had a little play in the shower for too long, and we have halogen spotlights in there. I got the practical half of the shower over in double-quick time. Shower gel and shampoo flying everywhere. I normally spend a little time cleaning my soapy breasts and tweaking my nipples, but not on this occasion. I was too intent on playing with the Diamond Dazzler Dildo. The shower seemed to take ages washing the suds from my boobs, and the rest of my body. I didn’t want soap anywhere it might cause a problem or even worse slip and drop the Diamond Dazzler.

I hadn’t thought that bit through I suppose. When I picked up the dildo and held it up to the light it was worth it. The spotlights made the dildo sparkle and twinkle. I know, I know sparkling isn’t going to make you cum, but it all adds to the experience. As does the warm, wet, clean feeling or water cascading across your skin as the humidity in the bathroom rises.

I was in no rush as Alex was going to be late home from work, but had to slide the dildo across my clitoris. The nodules on the surface were a pleasant surprise. They aren’t shaped to give you a sensation intense enough to bring you off but they playfully tease your little button. Foreplay from a sex toy, that’s a first for me. Lol

I toyed with the Glass Worxx dildo for a while, taking the time to appreciate it’s smooth contours. I relented after a couple of minutes and had to get the dildo inside me. Foreplay is good but I wanted to enjoy my solo fun. I was more than adequately self-lubricated, my pussy anxious to accept the glass shaft. I had a lump in my throat as I slid the Diamond Dazzler inside. It wasn’t the size of the dildo, it was the whole experience.

One of the drawbacks of the dildo became apparent, when inserted with only the spherical end outside my pussy you don’t have much control of the movement of the toy. It has to be out a few centimetres to allow you to twist it, and press it back and forth so the tip presses against your vaginal walls.

Using the dildo standing up was fun given that gravity kept easing it out of my swollen pussy. But I didn’t get the earth-shattering climax I’d been looking for. A little disappointed I turned off the shower and dried myself. I don’t give up that easily so decided to take the dilo to bed.

With my ankles against my buttocks and my Diamond Dazzler held above me I took a moment to enjoy its colours in the dimmer light of the bedside lamp. Less intensely beautiful than in sunlight, but pretty all the same.

I plunged the dildo into my pussy, determined to devour this gorgeous object. I twisted and turned, moaning gentle, I swivelled my hips and clenched my vaginal walls. Unfortunately I was only able to make the gentlest of contacts with my g-spot. Despite the subtle sensation of the nodules on the dildo’s shaft being very nice, this doesn’t take me all the way. A slight curve would have been sufficient to hit the spot, but never mind.

I dipped the middle finger of my right hand into my wet slit and began to stroke my clitoris. The fingers of my left hand gently worked the dildo in and out of my pussy, pushing the glass shaft back and so pointing the tip towards my vaginal wall. My eyes closed, allowing me to drink in the squirmingly delightful sensations I was creating between my legs. It took a few minutes, but with the hot dildo jammed inside me and my finger rubbing my clit I eventually came.

Then I did something that I don’t usually do. I dozed off, probably with a big grin on my face.

When Alex got back he found me in bed. He kissed me on the forehead, waking me from my doze and said “Sorry I’m late. What have you been up to?”

“Nothing much.” I lied. His face was a picture when I swung my legs out of bed, still naked and stood up to give him a hug. The Diamond Dazzler Dildo slid out of me and landed with a thud on the floor. His jaw doesn’t often drop but it did then. And I thank my lucky stars that we have carpet on the floor in the bedroom.

The thought of preserving your cock in vibrator form for posterity may or may not appeal to you, but it certainly intrigues a lot of people. There are a number of kits available, the best known being the Clone-A –Willy kit. Bedtime Heaven have provided one for us to review so here’s how it went …

The hardest part of using the kit is what Suze has termed the sacrificial erection. Not being one to let one of my erections pass her by she was a little non-plussed at having to waste this one to create a Clone-A –Willy kit. She was of course consoled by the thought of having two of my cocks to use afterwards.

This is not something that we found you could do in a single evening.

The best way to use this kit is with a friend, a very special friend. Because it’s only two minutes from when you start mixing the gel powder (with which you create the mould) until it sets you have to get your timing absolutely spot on.

You have to measure the plastic tube that the kit comes in to the length of your erect penis plus one inch. If you’re like me the 12” long packing will not be long enough so you’ll have to improvise an extension.

I wish! Seriously though, cover the cut ends with duck tape, otherwise you’ll be explaining the peculiar lacerations from jagged plastic in the A & E (ER) for hours.

Take the phone off the hook.

Wash Mr Pecker thoroughly.

Get your friend to help you achieve a suitably proud state. Suze was, as always, exemplary in this respect, but sadly I cannot offer her services to anyone else using this kit. Find your own special friend

Tip for the assistant; If you’re doing this in the kitchen as we did, kneel on a towel. It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase housemaid’s knee.

I had pre-measured 425ml of water at 37 degrees Celsius, but had to top this up when I reached the required state and pour off the excess because of cooling. Mixing this stuff while being blown is quite surreal, and even with both hands free, a bit of a panic! Anyway, you end up with a lumpy grey mixture that I poured into the mould tube, then immersed Mr Pecker.

All I can say is that it’s like sticking your cock in tepid porridge. The gel starts setting as soon as you mix it so you feel almost immediately immobilised. My instinct at this point would normally be to thrust, not advisable as you’ll fail to get a good cast and it would prove messy. The warmth and lack of movement meant that by the time the gel had hardened I was already heading for a suitable size to withdraw.

The gel is water based so a) easy to clean up and b) does not heat up as it solidified, which was one fear I had. You don’t want a roasted cock now do you!

The instructions say to allow two hours for the mould to air-dry. After two hours and the mould was solid but still wet, so it would be later that night before I could cast the positive image of my dinkle, complete with vibrator, in the two part rubber compound. As time was getting on we left the mould to cure for 24 hours. Luckily nobody came round during that time to ask what the plastic tube with the grey stuff in it was.

The mould doesn’t quite set but it needs to be to be able to flex whilst casting takes place. Note: the mould does shrink slightly (about 5% in length), so guys don’t be upset by the finished result. LOL.

As instructed I cut a piece of card to fit over the top of the mould providing support for the vibrator insert. I removed a circle of card from the centre just large enough to insert the vibrator through, leaving the end exposed so that it can be turned and batteries inserted.

Now I combined the two part rubber compound in an old glass jar and mixed the two parts together with the stir stick provided. When blended I poured them in to the mould, leaving as instructed a 2.5cm gap to the top to allow for the vibrator. Don’t worry guys there is enough compound left over to be able to cast a cock the size of John Holmes. Then I placed the card complete with vibrator inserted in to the end of the cast.

A word of advice at this point, make sure you weight down the end of the vibrator because it has a tendency to rise out of the cast as it sets. You don’t need much weight just enough to keep it submerged. Then we had to wait for the rubber compound to cure, I’m not the most patient of people but I knew it would be worth the wait.

I now had to leave the mould in the kitchen on the work surface for the next 24 hours. Again no visitors, phew. A mould would be bad enough but how would you explain a cast of a cock with a vibrator sticking out the top sitting on your work surface? Some people may cast little Beatrix Potter animals but not me.

Well, I made it and managed not to keep taking a poke at the mould for the curing period. The mixture does feel slightly tacky to the touch at first but it is fully set. I gently removed it from the flexible mould and out popped the most perfect Mini Alex. There was just one thing left to do in the cloning process…shave the cock. Yes, you did read that correctly. During the casting process air got trapped and created little bubbles of rubber on my willy which need to be taken off.

The whole process from start to finish is simple and straightforward, just add cock and off you go.

Tags: Clone-A-Willy kit, sex toy review, adult toy review

When I saw this I just had to try it and Bedtime Heaven despatched it post haste. It is very innovative in design and concept. I couldn’t wait to give it a trial on Alex’s cock and my clit was begging for it.

The Tongue Joy has a cordless basic unit which houses two 393 watch batteries facilitating wireless pleasure and one speed. Also included is the Turbo battery pack that requires 2 x AA batteries inserting in to the unit via the slide off backing plate. This unit has 3 speed settings operated by a sliding switch on the front of the unit.

The vibrating attachment screws in to both options and acts as the on/off control for the tongue joy. Included in the cute little satin embroidered bag which is supplied to keep all your equipment together are 4 textured silicone sleeves to wear over the vibrator and 3 sizes of silicone band to secure the vibrator to your tongue.

And not forgetting the guys and girls out there who have a tongue piercing, there is a little barbell attachment too. What a wonderful idea! When I saw it I wished I had a pierced tongue to be able to use that too.

We opened the little satin pouch and removed all the parts and Alex volunteered to wash them before use. But despite his thorough cleaning, there was a very strong smell from the rubber sleeves and bands. A top tip to both sterilise and make them smell better is to soak them in your mouth wash before use and this gives them a lovely minty smell and taste when in use. See I’m good for tips too.

We both decided that the best place to try this out was in the bedroom where it was warm and we could take our time using the vibrator on different parts of the body. Can you believe we had a mini fight over who used it first! Lol

Alex won and got to go first! Lol He tried the bands for size and the middle sized band was the best fit. He attached the vibrating unit and the control and I removed my bra and panties and lay back to think of England (Well the England Rugby Team, Lol).

To enhance the stimulation I closed my eyes and eagerly awaited his touch. He turned on the unit and I could hear him approaching me. Then I felt the warmth of his tongue as it made contact with my nipple. It immediately started to flush with blood and harden. The joint sensation of his warm hot tongue and breath and the vibratory stimuli was heavenly. Something you just don’t get with a vibe alone.

Vibrators tend to be hard and cold. This was warm, comforting and very stimulating as he worked up through all three speed settings. I wriggled slightly, rubbing my pussy lips together. Alex noticed and began to flick his tongue around my areola and then back to my pert nipple. I was really getting in to this now and then it came to my notice that my breast was becoming cold.

I was covered in Alex’s drool. Unintentionally he had dribbled saliva all over my breast. Then he lost the band as it vibrated off his tongue and on to me. This was the Achilles heel, the combination of the vibration and the saliva induced by it eases the band free and you have to keep adjusting it, pushing it back on to your tongue.

You also have to be careful not to let your teeth make contact with the vibe, the sleeve does help providing a dampener.

Persistence paid off…Alex moved down to my pussy and pushed aside my labia. Wow! I can’t adequately describe how it felt to have a warm wet vibrator playing with my clit but it was quite mind blowing. I could feel his tongue snake around my clit as those vibes rippled through my swollen little nub. Normally I would cross my ankles and push my foot down on the top of the other to increase the sensation but I couldn’t do this with Alex’s head between my labia.

Within a few moments I was bucking under him and almost grasped his head in a vice like grip with my thighs the stimulation was so intense. I pulled my labia apart easing his access to my clit and Alex responded. I gasped and jumped as he made direct contact with my sensitised button.

Almost immediately I felt it, I knew I was close and moaned my delight as I came all over Alex’s tongue. This was the first time he had licked me to orgasm. In the past I had been very close to loosing it and coming but never managed to achieve it. Now with the aid of this little beauty of a sex toy I had achieve yet another first.

After my climax had subsided I realised I was laying on a damp patch. The combination of Alex’s saliva and my own cum had wet the bedsheet underneath me.

This toy is a little difficult to use in terms of keeping it secured to your tongue, perhaps with further training the amount of saliva produced could be controlled I don’t know. What I do know is that it is the perfect, must have sex toy for those with pierced tongues. If I wasn’t such a coward I would be making an appointment right now.

And now, Alex’s half of the review:

The Tongue Joy Turbo is a toy that combines lingual stimulation of your partner with vibration. It can be worn on the tongue using the supplied tongue bar if you have a tongue piercing, or by using one of the three silicone bands supplied with it you can apply it to your partner’s sensitive areas with it attached to your tongue, finger or even toe.

The device itself is stainless steel and is supplied with four soft plastic sheaths that provide different textures when slipped over the steel bullet.

The power for the vibration comes from either a tiny battery pack that connects directly to the toy’s bullet, or via a thin lead and battery box that can be used to connect the bullet to power pack containing two AA batteries.

Both have their pros and cons. The self-contained battery pack that sits on your tongue just behind the bullet gives you total freedom of movement, but is limited by the battery life and strength of the vibrations it can produce. The battery pack does encumber you slightly while using the toy, but will last for ages and gives more powerful vibrations. Another difference between the tiny power pack and the external, wired, batteries is that the external batteries are able to incorporate a control for variable speed operation. Something that would be impossible to provide in the self-contained unit.

Opening the toy revealed a distinct odour from the silicone sheaths and bands. So for that reason and standard the hygiene protocol that we use before and after using any sex toy I washed every part of it in anti-bacterial soap, thoroughly rinsed each part and patted it dry on some kitchen towel. This did diminish the odour, but not eliminate it completely. Suze therefore suggested we stand the silicone components in mouthwash to ensure that the smell was not a distraction during love making. A 50-50 mix was effective at making the parts minty fresh and adding that extra zing to the test

Not having a tongue piercing I select the appropriate band for my tongue and assembled the toy using the smaller, wire-free, powerpack. I screwed the bullet in to turn it on and went to work, teasing Suze’s nipples. She enjoyed this but wanted a little more so I quickly moved across her belly to her waiting pussy. My first touch had Suze squirming as I applied the oscillating Tongue Joy Turbo to her clit. The effect was instantaneous. Suze always likes me to lick her, but this was different, more immediate in her moans, more intense in the stimulation.

A few tips here:

· Take great care of your dental work if using the toy as it’s so easy to catch on your teeth and therefore potentially chip them.

· Because of the above you tend to use the toy with your mouth wide open and cover your partner in drool because of it.

· If your tongue gets tired, simply slip the toy onto your finger and apply the delightful vibrations like that.

Because the vibration was not as intense as we’d first imagined I switched across to the version of the toy with external battery pack. A few minutes later I had my head buried in Suze’s pussy, stroking her clit with my vibrating tongue. I switched over to the external battery pack and continued massaging her clit.

The end result was startling, the first clitoral orgasm I have given her for ages. Towards the end of my aural contact with her pussy I had salivated so much as to make her inner thighs soaking wet.

Suze took twenty minutes or so to come down from the clitoral orgasm before she was ready to test the toy on me. Being similarly un-pierced she was obliged to use the tongue band to secure the Tongue Joy.

I was laying on my back, turgid and rapidly hardening cock on my thigh. The familiar sensation of Suze sucking my cock into her mouth was accompanied by the intense buzzing sensation of the Tongue Joy’s bullet on my frenulum. It’s an amazing experience, the combination of the organic and mechanical stimulation is something that no other toy has ever delivered.

However as Suze pointed out she experienced the same problem that I encountered. Without a tongue piercing the Tongue Joy Turbo tends to slip off from time to time. Suze’s BJ technique is excellent anyway, but the Tongue joy added an extra dimension. We were both turned on to such an extent by Suze’s clitoral orgasm and the BJ she was giving me that we discarded the Tongue Joy at this point and ended up having the most wonderful wild sex.

So, the Tongue Joy Turbo delivers in many ways. It’s combination of compactness, especially when operated with the tiny on-tongue power pack, plus the option of the more intense, controllable and of course longer lasting external battery pack is genius. I gave Suze her first lingual-clitoral orgasm and she added a new dimension to her blow jobs. It’s great when used with the tongue bands, but with a tongue piercing and the bar attachment … I can only imagine. And like Suze I’m half considering whether or not to have my first piercing …

The Seven Creations Heavy Metal Butt Plug is very nice to hold, not too heavy or too big to be uncomfortable. A perfect combination of both size and weight to stimulate both the anus and the beginning of the colon.

We retired to the bedroom and Alex assumed the position on top of the towel we use to avoid lube drip. It was a few weeks since he had been penetrated and abstinence makes the ass grown fonder.

He was eager as fuck to take something in his ass. I squeezed a drop of lube between the crack of his ass just above his opening, which was pouting for me to invade it. Slowly it ran down and into the dimple of his puckered little anus.

I added a couple of drops to the shiny, pre-warmed plug. For those interested I warmed it between my legs for a few minutes, the metal conducts very well so that was all it took to raise the temperature to body heat.

Gently I ran the plug around his ass, spreading the lube around both his anus and the tip of the plug simultaneously. Alex started to respond, moving his hips from side to side slightly. I began to excited at this point, I always do at the thought of pushing a plug or toy inside him. Knowing just how much he likes it.

I sat with one leg either side of his open legs and began to slowly and carefully push the metal butt plug inside. It was quite easy to insert, no resistance and the lube was lasting so no more needed to be applied.

Rotating the plug ensured that his anal walls were sufficiently coated and Alex groaned as the plug moved inside him. I noticed that his cock had started to stiffen as it dangled between his open legs and his balls were beginning to tauten.

With plug in my right hand I took a firm grip of his balls and the base of his cock and started to stroke him. He began to roll his hips and moan his appreciation. I pushed against the end of the plug once more and it was devoured by his ass once more.

He was now at the widest point and still no problems. Sometimes hairs around the anus can get caught and make the passage of the toy slightly impeded but because it is metal the lube really slicks it up.

One more gentle push and the butt plug disappeared inside him, leaving only the wide base outside his body. I continued to stroke his cock, he was now quite hard, almost fully erect. The towel below him was drizzled with pre cum which was now freely running from the end of his cock.

I ran my finger across the tip and scooped it up. It tasted wonderful and I felt as horny as hell!

Alex turned to face me on his knees and asked if I would suck his cock. Of course I would! It was pointing skyward and his balls were practically up into his groin they were so tight. I started to lick the tip and then swirled my tongue around the top. This made Alex shiver, he loves it.

I then placed my tongue underneath his cock and sucked down hard on him, causing his frenulum to grind against my warm wet tongue. Christ, he was hard, I could clearly feel the definition of his helmet on the tip of my tongue as it sprouted from his hard shaft.

Alex started to buck and fuck my mouth not too deep but enough to ensure his foreskin was being moved too and fro. I stared to groan in response to his groans as he bucked away at my pursed lips.

His cock was now burying itself inside my throat and I took hold of his balls and pulled gently on them as he worked my mouth and throat. I was laying on my side with my legs apart for balance. My pussy was already moist by the time I started to suck him off and now I could feel the moisture making it’s way down my right inner thigh. I leaned up on my right arm in front of his groin still sucking away at that thrusting cock.

“Suze, can I come in your mouth?”, exclaimed Alex between his moans. He is such a gentleman. Lol I pulled back off his erection and answered “Yes” ,as quickly as I could before returning to my task.

Alex began to fuck faster in and out of my mouth and I could almost feel him swelling, preparing to shoot his load in to me. I began to meet his thrusts with bobs of my head, my tongue working his frenulum all the time.

Then with an almighty groan and a final thrust he shot his warm cum into my mouth. I kept my tongue depressed against the bottom of my mouth to collect it in the well made by my tongue. He tasted warm and slightly salty.

As the last spurt landed Alex withdrew from my mouth and lent in to kiss me. “Let me taste”, he asked. I opened my mouth and gave him a wide open kiss allowing his cum to enter his open mouth and hit his waiting tongue.

We kissed for a moment exchanging his seed and then I backed off. He had a tell tale dribble of cum running down from the left corner of his mouth. I swallowed my share and gave him a smile.

This was the first time we had snowballed and it had tipped me over the edge. I was so horny that my favourite vibe had to come out to play…

The Seven Creations Heavy Metal Butt Plug is available from Bedtime Heaven.

Alex’s thoughts …

We’ve been wanting to try out a metal toy for ages, so when this one arrived we were more than ready to try it out.

The plug has an insertable length of 92mm and maximum diameter of 33mm. It’s not a huge butt plug, I prefer the stimulating to the unbelievably challenging when it comes to anal toys. So just right then.

The weight of the toy was initially something of a let-down. It was obviously hollow so I decided to see just how hollow. I tied a piece of cotton to the plug, filled a glass full of water, placed the glass in a measuring jug and lowered in the butt plug slowly.

The butt plug displaced 55ml of water and weighs 164g, giving a density of 2.9818 g/cm2. As steel is 7.4gcm2 and stainless steel is around 8.0 it’s obvious there’s a lot of fresh air inside it somewhere.

As I had always assumed it would be solid my initial excitement at the receipt of the butt plug was therefore quelled.

Not for long though.

You see, the butt plug weighs quite enough to make its presence felt when inserted. Extra weight would have other disadvantages too, as I’ll explain later. Add to this its intrinsically hygienic nature and the ability to use it hot and cold without fear of its degradation (even if you boil it in water to sterilize it) and you’re on to a winner.

Suze described our first use of the butt plug beautifully here. So I’ll not repeat what she said. What she didn’t mention is that when I fucked her with the butt plug in I found that its weight massaging my prostate really enhanced the experience. Because I’d been well lubbed-up the plug was on the verge of falling out. Hence my previous statement that extra weight would have been a disadvantage, any heavier and it probably would have popped out.

This is a toy that I will be using again, it’s practical, hygienic, effective and fun.

And for those of you who think I’m rather anal measuring the density of a sex toy … what do you expect when I’m writing about a butt plug? LOL

We already have the under the bed restraint set from Sportsheets, also supplied by Bedtime Heaven, and have had some great fun with those, so I thought I would give this set a try. I asked our friends at Bedtime Heaven to send the set out for me to try and I bet they had a smile on their faces when they despatched them. I think they are as naughty as us.

From the moment that I took hold of the box and flipped it over to see how versatile they were, I felt the dome side of me emerging inside me. A smile played upon my lips as I popped open the plastic packaging.

This restraint kit provides you with:

2 x Wrist cuffs
2 x Ankle Cuffs
Both sets are the same size, perhaps something that could be addressed because ankles are usually larger. However they are generous in size so that didn’t present a problem.
2 x Adjustable Tethers
1 x Leather Blindfold. Why did I never get one of these, they can be so much fun!

With the bondage restraints to hand, all you need is a couple of horny people to complete the recipe

We were already naked and in bed when I decided to indulge in a little role play. I placed the contents of the pack on to the bed and sorted them out. I decided that Alex was going to be my sub and I removed his boxer shorts, leaving him naked. I left on my black thong.

He was a willing participant and lay back on the bed whilst I cuffed his hands first, then his ankles. I then lifted his head and applied the blindfold. It took me a while to calm down and decide what I was going to do to my sub. I ordered him to all fours, then I attatched each ankle to wrist using the tethers provided. Once he was restrained I took up the slack on each side.

This resulted in him falling on to his shoulders as his hands made contact with his ankles. He was now totally submissive with his shoulders on the mattress and his ass pointing up in to the air.

At this point as I stood at the foot of the bed the rubber whip caught my eye in its usual place hanging from the headboard. I walked around the bed and carefully and quietly, as not to alert him to what I was doing, took the whip from the headboard.

The room was silent except for Alex’s expectant respiration as he lay face to one side on the bed. I took the whip and ran it down the centre of his back, the cold rubber tassles dragging against his skin. Alex twitched and moaned his approval. “Is that nice my slave?”, I asked with a giggle. He responded that it was.

I ran the rubber whip over his flesh, occasionally giving it a gentle flick or glide to heighten his senses (the whip is one of the most useful sex toys we have hehehe). He didn’t know what I may do to him next, that excited him I could tell. His expectant breathing betrayed him. Trust is important in BDSM role play even though we are only amateurs, the trust has to be there to be totally absorbed.

His ass was just asking for it and I twisted my wrist and flicked the rubber strands over his firm fleshy buttock…then the other and back again. I was getting into this and he was too. Aware of his limits and controlling my urge to flay him that little bit harder, after all I didn’t want to hurt him, too much. This was about sensation and sexual exploration not masochism.

I gave him a couple more flicks of whip on each buttock and then let loose his tethers. He rose up on to all fours and I took his wrists and clipped them to one of the tethers behind his back. Bound he was mine, still blindfold and very horny. His cock was proudly bobbing in front of his groin. I licked my lips as I ran scenarios through my head.

I guided him to the edge of the bed and stood him next to it, his cock pointing directly at me sat on the edge of the mattress. Suze could resist no longer, expectancy already had me wet. Alex’s hands were tied together behind his back and I pulled his hips closer to me and gently ran my tongue around his cock head.

Alex was breathing heavily and moaning with each flick of my investigative tongue. He tasted good as he oozed pre cum on to the tip of my tongue. I blew cold air over his erect helmet and he twitched with excitement. He started to thrust his hips towards me rhythmically, I knew what he wanted but he would have to wait.

He thrust again and this time I opened my mouth around his thrusting erection and let him enter my mouth. Alex moaned, and started to slowly fuck my open mouth. I bore my lips down on him and started to suck as his foreskin rolled up and down against my tongue. He was so hard!

Having total control over Alex was really turning me on, he was mine to do with as I pleased.

“Do you want to fuck your Mistress?”, I enquired. A tease really. I knew he wanted to grind my ass in to that bed.

“Yes!”, he responded fervently.

I reached around his back and unhooked his cuffs allowing him the use of his arms once more. He reached forward and parted my legs and pushed himself between them. Still blindfold he stared to fuck me.

There were no airs and graces, this was a basic need to fuck. I gripped his waist with my legs and raised my hips to meet with his allowing deeper penetration. Shit! I called out as he grounded momentarily on my cervix. He began to fuck me like a man possessed by sex.

I came and told him so. Then he gave one long thrust and several small ones and ejaculated inside me. I could see he had become wobbly overcome by the moment so I slid on to the bed disengaging with his cock and let him slip on to the mattress beside me. He put his arm over me and we lay together in the afterglow.

Suze can’t wait for her turn to be tethered … bondage can be so much fun, even for beginers like us.

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We don’t live in a stately home, so we don’t have a wing full of spare rooms, or high ceilings. I mention this because if we did we’d probably have a playroom full of naughty equipment. We are of course not alone; in fact in comparison to some couples we’re very lucky in having a house, as opposed to a flat/apartment.

The reason I mention this is that one aspect of sex which has traditionally required dedicated space and a lock on the door in case the relatives come round unexpectedly is bondage. We’re not heavily into BDSM except in the curious and experimental sense, but we do like to dabble. Up to now this has required the use of ropes, cuffs, scarves and other improvisation. They take time to set up and to stow away safely and discretely.

Not any more.

Bedtime Heaven have sent us The Sportsheet, Under The Bed Restraint System to test. And you know us, we test thoroughly.

The set consists of four soft Velcroed cuffs which attach to four straps. The straps are connected in pairs, under your mattress by a fifth strap with a D-ring at either end. It’s a very simple arrangement that is easy to slip under even a heavy mattress. It’s also discrete because you can slip the four arm/leg straps under the mattress and away from prying eyes when they are not in use. The cuffs themselves are soft, velvet lined and therefore very comfortable. They are also very secure.

Suze was hopping around like a kid at the thought of using the restraints. Improvised restraints have their charm and a kind of perversely homely feel, but this felt as if we were growing up a little.

The bedroom was warm, Suze had made sure of that, and I walked in to find her naked on the bed grinning. “Tie me up please.” She asked.

And who am I to deny a woman what she wants?

I fitted the cuffs around her wrists and ankles in just a few seconds. The Velcro may not satisfy experienced bondage connoisseurs, who like the feel of leather and chains, but the soft cosseting caress of the cuffs was described by Suze as a firm but soft hand holding her down. Just right for the beginner in bondage in my opinion and the kind of restraint that is palpable but does not distract from other sensory pleasures.

Cuffs fitted I clipped each one to its respective strap, then pulled the four adjuster straps to leave Suze spread-eagle on the bed. The act of immobilising her like this was doing it for me, I was semi-hard and moved onto the bed, straddling her stomach, my cock pointing “north”. I leant forward and kissed her, a kiss which metamorphosed from a full-lipped kiss to a deep tongue-battling kiss in just a moment.

I slid down and placed my thigh between her legs, pressing it against her mons and rubbing her clitoris with it. This left my mouth to explore her breasts, lapping the soft skin and sucking her nipples. Suze squirmed underneath me, pulling at the restraints, relishing the relinquishment of self-determination.

I moved up the bed now, cock waving in front of me. With the tip millimetres above her lips Suze’s tongue darted out and licked my frenulum. Her mouth gaped, an invitation that I was hardly likely to refuse. I thrust forward filling her mouth, which eagerly accepted my hard cock.

I needed to fuck her, the thought of having her unable to respond further then arch her back towards me and implore me to fuck her was becoming a huge aphrodisiac.

Sliding into her was a joy, she strained against the bond, pushing her pussy to meet my cock as best she could. The sex was intense and perhaps rougher than we normally indulge in, but exactly what we both wanted. I hooked my hands under Suze’s back, hands pulling her shoulders towards me, me towards her with every thrust. When we came, together, Suze’s frustration at not being able to dig her nails into my back was redirected toward pulling at the restraints and moaning and shrieking so loudly I’m sure the neighbours must have been wondering if they should call an ambulance.

If you’re looking for a step up from improvised bondage this is a great set. The Sportsheet, Under The Bed Restraint System will take you a step further without having to invest in a special bed or other equipment that can cost a fortune. It’s strength, combined with comfort means you will be using it for years to come, even if you “graduate” to serious bondage. I tried to test the kit to destruction to verify its durability and even pulling as hard as I could when Suze had restrained me (Yes I had a go later hehehe) I could not cause any part of the restraints to fail.

Tonight seemed like a good time to try out our new lube Climax Bursts Aphrodisiac Lubricant sent to us for thorough testing by my lovely friends at Bedtime Heaven. This 4fl oz bottle is infused with lots of tiny little balls of vitamin E which burst on contact. Couldn’t be better a moisturising fuck!

I was a little dry I believe because we didn’t drink much fluid yesterday whilst roaming around the adult show. I think I only went for a pee a couple of times, it’s amazing how so much networking and walking can suck you dry.

I decided to try it on Alex first. As we lay naked on the bed I took hold of his semi erect cock in my left hand and dropped a generous blob of lube on to his helmet. Then I pulled up the foreskin spreading the lube around his cock head under his flesh sheath.

Of course he didn’t object and placed his arms under his head as he angled his groin towards me, eyes shut, enhancing the sensation the movement of my hand was making. I began to pull back the foreskin, watching as the lube coated his glans, making it shine.

I love to watch the reaction his body has to things I do to it…especially his cock. The alchemy involved in making a flacid penis grow and grow. I’m still like a child with a new toy when it comes to watching Alex become hard under my touch.

With a few strokes and groans he was soon hard in my hands, the lube smoothing my stroke. He opened his eyes and rose to his knees. I thought he was going to take me there and then but he pushed me back in to the bed and grabbed my breasts, one in each hand forming a deep valley on my chest. He straddled me and guided his cock between my plump fleshy valley.

“Wait!”, I exclaimed reaching for the lube. I drizzled a few drops between my tits and then pushed them together, rubbing them gently against each other to lubricate them. “Suze, you dirty bitch!”, Alex said egging me on. As he placed his hard cock in there I noticed a drop or pre cum oozing from his opening. He was more than ready for this but so was I.

He pushed between my clenched tits and I watched as the head popped out from between them, glistening and flushed with blood. He pulled his hips back and his cock disappeared between my soft mounds. I adjusted my grip on my boobs and pushed them back together again. My nipples now stood as hard as bullets and as I repositioned my grip, clasping them between my fingers.

My nipples become very sensitised when I am horny and I really did feel very dirty, no, very, very dirty. Girls do you know the kind of dirty I mean? The one where you want to do something bad and can’t quite think of anything which would satisfy the yearning you have to be a “whore”. I know that sounds a little cliché but that is exactly how I felt. So turned on that I was willing to succumb to anything.

“I’m going to have to stop before I come”, Alex said as he withdrew his throbbing tool from between my breasts. I was now pulsing with excitement below, my pussy and clit swollen from the visual and tactile stimulation of watching Alex wank between my melons.

I assumed the position, on all fours head facing the headboard. He knew what I wanted. Moments later he was penetrating my cunt. I make no apologies for my choice of wording, I still feel dirty now. He pushed down to ball level and then slowly withdrew his cock until he was almost out of me and then he slammed back in there.

The vibrations travelled through my hips as he clashed against me and I steadied myself so that I didn’t collapse on to the bed. My boobs oscillated below me in perfect rhythm with his penetration. This felt good, it was what I wanted. “Grab my ponytail and pull it”, I remember shouting to him. His hand grasped my hair and he continued to grind in to me. I felt uncontrollably wild, nothing was against the rules.

Alex withdrew his cock and spread some more lube over his cock then I felt the cool sensation as he pushed back in to me. I lowered myself to the bed so that my shoulders were now taking my weight and reached my right hand round to my buttocks. They were spread and I felt my way to my anus. Down the valley between my open ass cheeks.

I moved my finger tips over my puckered skin towards my opening and was pleasantly surprised that I was slightly open. That cock was now moving in and out of me hard and fast and my anus was pouting. I pushed my middle finger inside my ass and it slipped in with ease. I pulled it out and took hold of the lube laying on the bed beside me.

With a gentle squeeze I felt a cold drip on my asshole. I used my middle finger to run it around my sphincter and then pushed it deep inside. It felt good so I pulled out and placed my index finger alongside it and pushed gently into my anus.

Alex was still fucking my pussy and I could feel him moving in and out of me through my colon walls. It felt strange but good if you know what I mean and I was feeling horny as hell. I withdrew my fingers and smeared my ass with the lube.

At that moment Alex withdrew from my vagina and began to run his erection up the valley of my ass, gently massaging my anus with the tip of his cock. Again, I felt the cold sensation of lube hitting my anal sphincter and then a gentle push against it as he entered me. At this point in the past I have tensed up, almost unconsciously resisting penetration but this time it was different, I wanted to be taken.

I am an anal virgin, apart from the odd finger entry I have never received a cock up there. But this felt good and not at all painful. He asked me if I was comfortable with him entering me. I guessed from the feedback I was getting that he managed to get just the head in there.

It didn’t feel uncomfortable so I reached behind me and guided his cock back inside me. Don’t ask me why tonight was different from any other night but I just wanted him to fuck me up the ass. I knew I wouldn’t be able to receive a good hard fucking, not yet, I would have to be patient. But that is how horny I felt.

The next attempt at entering me resulted in him pushing though both sphincters and although it felt strange it didn’t feel discomforting. Again he asked if I was OK with it and I agreed it was fine but to be gentle. He began to gently move in and out of my ass. After about 4 thrusts I asked him to withdraw, I wanted to be careful and take my time. At that time I was OK and my muscles were relaxed and ready to receive him but I didn’t want to go too far on the first time.

I can’t quite describe the feelings I got, I suppose they could be best described as cautious enjoyment and awareness that there was something inside my ass. `I’m sure with practice and a gentle and understanding partner I can achieve enjoyable, safe anal sex.

Alex wiped his cock off and pushed it inside my very wet and eager pussy and fucked me so hard that I thought he was going to shatter my hip bones. This encounter obviously excited us both.

It wasn’t until I read the lube information that I noticed it claims to be an aphrodisiac lube, hmmm there may just be something in that. That would explain why I wanted to be fucked from every angle even upside down

The picture on the box certainly doesn’t do this vibrating dildo credit. I was pleasantly surprised when I removed it from the packaging. It was quite heavy and solid with very realistically shaped balls. They were hung slightly low and uneven in size, that imperfection shows a great attention to detail. It’s another cracking toy (Grommit ) from Bedtime Heaven.

And best of all it was a shaved replica of a real cock. I was sent the 8” version, which I must say made me gulp as it has a substantial girth too. The colour and the detail, even down to the slightly blue veining make this look just like the real thing.

Then there is the feel of it. Best described as flesh like with the rigidity of a real male erection, no correct that, a sizeable male erection. I am currently sitting with this vibrating dong stuck to my desk by it’s well balanced suction cup, with my cat looking at it quizzically giving the odd sniff here and there. He’s just jealous. Lol

The attention to detail is incredible. It’s just like a real one, soft but firm and every aspect of it looks so life-like including the frenulum and the eye which even opens when you give a gentle squeeze to the tip.

I found the only aesthetic change I would make was toning down the colour of the helmet, it was a little too pink, it looked inflamed but apart from that I just couldn’t wait to sit on it.

The wire for the remote is discreetly hidden under the cock base just above the suction cup. Boy there are no end to the uses for this hardon I have running through my mind at the moment.

Where was I? Got a little distracted then. The remote takes 2 x AA batteries and has a variable speed dial with plenty of wire to enable you to use this anywhere from the bedhead to the kitchen wall.

Don’t ask me why but whilst writing this I had the uncontrollable urge to cup my right hand around the dildo and start to slowly wank it. Instead I rubbed the underside of the helmet with my cupped hand. What a lovely handful it made. Next I decided to try my best blow job technique on it and OMG! It filled all the available space in my mouth, I couldn’t breath.

I’m still not sure I’ll be able to take all of this big boy but I’m willing to give it my best shot just for you.

…

I took a look at the vibrating dick and I must admit began to think twice about being able to accommodate its girth. Just one moment and I’ll measure if for you…

…I’m back. The circumference of this big boy is 6.5” just below the head and 6.25” at its base. Bloody hell, I need to go on to a training program for this one.

The things we get from Bedtime Heaven! Every package is packed with fun, but this last delivery was bulging

Alex was taking a bath and I decided being a practical girl that the corner of the bath would be a good place to attach my new friend. So if any lube ran down the shaft it would run onto the wipeable surface of the bath. This also gave Alex a good vantage point to watch me fuck myself right there in front of him.

Never let it be said that I’m an exhibitionist or anything like that. Lol Alex reclined back in the bath and I stuck the realistic dick on to the side of the bath. I had forgotten the lube so disappeared momentarily to retrieve it from the case under the bed.

Alex was relaxing in the warm suds and I could just make out his hand gripping his cock under the water as the suds moved around on the surface of the water. He is such a bad boy.

I drizzled the tip of the cock with lube and ran my finger lightly around the head to disperse the lubricant. I knew I was going to need it. I removed my cherry red panties and bra, it was warm in the bathroom and I didn’t need any clothing, I knew I would soon be building up steam.

Legs parted wide and barefooted for grip I lowered my pussy over the erect phallus. The lube was cold, I should have warmed it but I persisted. Never one to give up. The head was broad and I knew that I had to be fully lubed to take it. I moved my pussy slowly around the head until some of the lube transferred on to my pussy lips.

I descended on to the erection and as I did so my lips were stretched to accommodate it’s width. It felt good to be stretched so much, I know that sounds strange but it felt satisfying. I knew it was in there and as I lowered myself inch by inch over it I could feel the veins, ridges and topography. This is something rarely felt with other dildos and vibes, the attention to detail pays dividends in the feedback you get. It’s just such a realistic dildo.

Alex watched as I lowered myself on to the cock and I looked over my shoulder to see him masturbating under the water. I had been so absorbed that I hadn’t noticed the slow sloshing of the water as he broke it’s tension on the up stroke.

I bottomed out on the realistic ball base and I knew I was up to capacity as the tip bounced off my cervix. But all the time I felt full and it was a very pleasant feeling. My inner walls were being rubbed and stimulated with each up and down movement I was making. Let me just say this is a great one for improving the tone of the inner thighs and getting off at the same time.

The control for the vibe was lying on top of the bath beside me, I picked it up and began to turn the dial. The vibrations were magnified by the grip I now had on this wonderful toy. I turned up the dial and felt the building ripples of ecstasy become waves crashing on the shore.

My eyes were now closed to shut out visual distraction and maximise the effect. I began to move upwards to the point where the base of the head was just locked inside my pussy. This really felt good as my nerve endings and opening enjoyed the powerful surge of internal vibrator.

A few more moves up and down and an increase in the speed and I was nearly there, I must have been groaning like a whore but it escaped me under the circumstances. I became aware of Alex shouting out “Fuck, Suze I’m cumming!” This spurred me on and enhanced the moment as my pussy walls began to tingle and pulsate. I carried on rubbing the head of the cock with my opening, bouncing fast and shallow over the tip.

My legs were just about to give up as I came with a loud “Aghhh!” I couldn’t squat any longer as my muscles gave in and I collapsed on to the cock, taking the whole of its length inside my cunt. I sat for a moment on the edge of the bath regaining my composure.

Now I need to try it out mounted on the bathroom wall.

As you can tell I found the toy hugely enjoyable. It occurred to me however that it would be nice if they enhanced this by putting a bullet in the “scrotum”. But that’s just me being a greedy girl, the toy gives me more than I ever imagined a vibrator/dildo could and still I want more. Using the Private Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dick by Doc Johnson (what a mouthful :O ) has made me hornier than I thought.

The Nexus Gyro is a prostate stimulator from the same people who brought you (amongst other toys) the Nexus Vibro that I have reviewed previously. Nexus obviously recognise that as with all sex toys, what works and what doesn’t is very specific to each and every one of us. They produce a range of toys each with a different character. You can purchae the Nexus range from Bedtime Heaven.

The Gyro is constructed from soft silicone, is entirely smooth and has no vibrating bullet. Completely different from the Vibro with its hard plastic construction, ribbing, ball bearing perineal stimulator and stainless steel bullet.

So that’s what the Gyro isn’t, here’s what it is.

Very, very intense.

For me the Gyro is at the limit of what I can accept. It’s not particularly large, but its shape means that inserting it into my rectal cavity took a little experimentation. Suze tried first with me on all fours. This simply didn’t work despite copious amounts of lube. I flipped over and let her try and insert the Gyro while I lifted my knees to my chest. Again I had to ask her to stop.

I found the best way of inserting the Gyro is by your own hand. Laying on my back with a little more lube I was able to ease the Gyro inside. When in place the Gyro is comfortable and very effective. I was sporting a very firm semi by the time it had settled into place and dribbling prostate fluid more copiously than with any other stimulator I’ve tried. Suze helped herself to the clear nectar, while squatting beside me twiddling absent mindedly with her clitoris. She raised a huge drop of it to her mouth and licked it from her finger with evident glee.

I repositioned myself into a kneeling position, the hemispherical bottom of the toy just touching the towel covering my side of the bed. Suze grasped my cock and played with it while I experimented with the Gyro.

Each movement of my hips, clenching of my buttocks and rolling of the base of the Gyro on the bed brought new sensations. At rest the toy fills you, pressing against your prostate from within your colon. Small movements allow you to stroke the prostate with the toy. Frankly it put a lump in my throat as I was pushed to the limit. As I mentioned above, not by the toy’s size, but by its shape.

If I moved in the correct way the sensation was almost overwhelming, but without being uncomfortable. This has to be due to the soft, but firm construction of the Gyro. Nexus must have worked on the shape and size of the moulding for a long time because unlike some other anal toys it never felt like it was about to fall out, despite the copious lube I had needed to use during its insertion. Even Suze suggested I screw her doggy style by presenting her upturned buttocks to me and I rose to my knees the Gyro stayed in place. Neither did the Gyro feel too large.

I managed a few strokes before the intensity of the stimulation from the Gyro made me stop. The thrusting of my hips caused sensations that sent my synaesthesia into overdrive. I had to stop.

A disappointed Suze turned round to face my cock, glistening with her juices and took matters in hand. She took the tip of my erection in her mouth and cruelly ran her lower incisors across my frenulum, sending white sparks through my groin and up my spine. She then sat up and smiled at me cruelly. “I’ll have mine later then”.

Her hand was still holding my cock. She began to give me a brisk and punishing wank. The swift pumping of her hand causing me to press the base of the Gyro into the bed, sending waves of sensation across my back and up to my neck. I felt a bright, white-blue orgasm detonate in my stomach and cover me as I came. Her hand and wrist were covered, my foreskin now glistening with my own fluids. Her hand continued pumping until she was satisfied there was no more seed to be pumped from my aching balls.

Quite an orgasm.

The Gyro is not a beginner’s toy, but despite the care needed to insert it is easy to use for someone with a little experience of anal toys. I’m determined to actually be able to fuck Suze with the toy in, but because it is so effective I think I’ll have to try it a few times before that’s practical.

If you’re a man who likes anal stimulation and wants a simple, easy to clean, quality toy then the Gyro is a toy you should seriously consider.

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