The picture on the box certainly doesn’t do this vibrating dildo credit. I was pleasantly surprised when I removed it from the packaging. It was quite heavy and solid with very realistically shaped balls. They were hung slightly low and uneven in size, that imperfection shows a great attention to detail. It’s another cracking toy (Grommit ) from Bedtime Heaven.

And best of all it was a shaved replica of a real cock. I was sent the 8” version, which I must say made me gulp as it has a substantial girth too. The colour and the detail, even down to the slightly blue veining make this look just like the real thing.

Then there is the feel of it. Best described as flesh like with the rigidity of a real male erection, no correct that, a sizeable male erection. I am currently sitting with this vibrating dong stuck to my desk by it’s well balanced suction cup, with my cat looking at it quizzically giving the odd sniff here and there. He’s just jealous. Lol

The attention to detail is incredible. It’s just like a real one, soft but firm and every aspect of it looks so life-like including the frenulum and the eye which even opens when you give a gentle squeeze to the tip.

I found the only aesthetic change I would make was toning down the colour of the helmet, it was a little too pink, it looked inflamed but apart from that I just couldn’t wait to sit on it.

The wire for the remote is discreetly hidden under the cock base just above the suction cup. Boy there are no end to the uses for this hardon I have running through my mind at the moment.

Where was I? Got a little distracted then. The remote takes 2 x AA batteries and has a variable speed dial with plenty of wire to enable you to use this anywhere from the bedhead to the kitchen wall.

Don’t ask me why but whilst writing this I had the uncontrollable urge to cup my right hand around the dildo and start to slowly wank it. Instead I rubbed the underside of the helmet with my cupped hand. What a lovely handful it made. Next I decided to try my best blow job technique on it and OMG! It filled all the available space in my mouth, I couldn’t breath.

I’m still not sure I’ll be able to take all of this big boy but I’m willing to give it my best shot just for you.

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I took a look at the vibrating dick and I must admit began to think twice about being able to accommodate its girth. Just one moment and I’ll measure if for you…

…I’m back. The circumference of this big boy is 6.5” just below the head and 6.25” at its base. Bloody hell, I need to go on to a training program for this one.

The things we get from Bedtime Heaven! Every package is packed with fun, but this last delivery was bulging

Alex was taking a bath and I decided being a practical girl that the corner of the bath would be a good place to attach my new friend. So if any lube ran down the shaft it would run onto the wipeable surface of the bath. This also gave Alex a good vantage point to watch me fuck myself right there in front of him.

Never let it be said that I’m an exhibitionist or anything like that. Lol Alex reclined back in the bath and I stuck the realistic dick on to the side of the bath. I had forgotten the lube so disappeared momentarily to retrieve it from the case under the bed.

Alex was relaxing in the warm suds and I could just make out his hand gripping his cock under the water as the suds moved around on the surface of the water. He is such a bad boy.

I drizzled the tip of the cock with lube and ran my finger lightly around the head to disperse the lubricant. I knew I was going to need it. I removed my cherry red panties and bra, it was warm in the bathroom and I didn’t need any clothing, I knew I would soon be building up steam.

Legs parted wide and barefooted for grip I lowered my pussy over the erect phallus. The lube was cold, I should have warmed it but I persisted. Never one to give up. The head was broad and I knew that I had to be fully lubed to take it. I moved my pussy slowly around the head until some of the lube transferred on to my pussy lips.

I descended on to the erection and as I did so my lips were stretched to accommodate it’s width. It felt good to be stretched so much, I know that sounds strange but it felt satisfying. I knew it was in there and as I lowered myself inch by inch over it I could feel the veins, ridges and topography. This is something rarely felt with other dildos and vibes, the attention to detail pays dividends in the feedback you get. It’s just such a realistic dildo.

Alex watched as I lowered myself on to the cock and I looked over my shoulder to see him masturbating under the water. I had been so absorbed that I hadn’t noticed the slow sloshing of the water as he broke it’s tension on the up stroke.

I bottomed out on the realistic ball base and I knew I was up to capacity as the tip bounced off my cervix. But all the time I felt full and it was a very pleasant feeling. My inner walls were being rubbed and stimulated with each up and down movement I was making. Let me just say this is a great one for improving the tone of the inner thighs and getting off at the same time.

The control for the vibe was lying on top of the bath beside me, I picked it up and began to turn the dial. The vibrations were magnified by the grip I now had on this wonderful toy. I turned up the dial and felt the building ripples of ecstasy become waves crashing on the shore.

My eyes were now closed to shut out visual distraction and maximise the effect. I began to move upwards to the point where the base of the head was just locked inside my pussy. This really felt good as my nerve endings and opening enjoyed the powerful surge of internal vibrator.

A few more moves up and down and an increase in the speed and I was nearly there, I must have been groaning like a whore but it escaped me under the circumstances. I became aware of Alex shouting out “Fuck, Suze I’m cumming!” This spurred me on and enhanced the moment as my pussy walls began to tingle and pulsate. I carried on rubbing the head of the cock with my opening, bouncing fast and shallow over the tip.

My legs were just about to give up as I came with a loud “Aghhh!” I couldn’t squat any longer as my muscles gave in and I collapsed on to the cock, taking the whole of its length inside my cunt. I sat for a moment on the edge of the bath regaining my composure.

Now I need to try it out mounted on the bathroom wall.

As you can tell I found the toy hugely enjoyable. It occurred to me however that it would be nice if they enhanced this by putting a bullet in the “scrotum”. But that’s just me being a greedy girl, the toy gives me more than I ever imagined a vibrator/dildo could and still I want more. Using the Private Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dick by Doc Johnson (what a mouthful :O ) has made me hornier than I thought.

I took receipt of two parcels the other day. Today we unpacked the second much larger parcel and removed a large poly covered lozenge, a piece of A4 paper and a…no, I don’t think I’m going to tell you…Oh, go on then. A foot pump. I can hear the cogs turning in your heads as you try to think of the reason for the foot pump. Well, I won’t keep you in suspense any more. The package contained a Cupids Couch, courtesy of our toy supplier an early Christmas present and what could be more apt for us than a couch for fucking on. Did I mention it’s wipe clean too?

Alex unfurled the couch attached the pump and began to pump away. I just love how that sounds. Meanwhile I looked at the usage diagram sheet and memorised them for later. Lol

The couch needs a reasonable amount of space to inflate and use, so we decided to blow it up in the living room. Praying that neither of our parents popped round to see us. I had my excuse at the ready, “It’s an ergonomic bed for your friends to use if they need to crash out at your house”, would be my response to the inevitable question. I’m so good, aren’t I? Almost a pro.

We did wait until nightfall to inflate the couch so that we could close the curtains or all the neighbours would be wanting one too. It didn’t take Alex long, when he first laid it out I thought by the time he had finished inflating it he would be so out of breath that he wouldn’t want to use it. Lol

One thing I do advise is that you allow it to warm to the ambient room temperature before you start. That’s me ever practical. Another thing to watch for is your cat taking a keen interest, especially with it’s claws! Mine just had a quick sniff, looked at me as if to say “Dirty Cow” and walked off.

First position, and I’m not talking ballet! Lol over the backrest, being fucked from behind. Postion was wonderfully aligned, unlike in the past when there have been differences in height to contend with. This was a perfect position with added bounce. Each stroke could be accompanied by an upward bounce from me, something which normally doesn’t occur unless you have rubber knees. It felt just like wearing air soles must feel to an athlete. Yes, I said air soles, don’t be so rude. LOL

I noticed later that the position we used was not on the diagram. Do you think I could earn some commission for submitting it to their creative department?

Unfortunately, we didn’t manage another position on the first run because we were enjoying ourselves too much. Pity! We had to try again. I can just hear you all saying “ahhh”. Another thing which did cross my mind in the throws of passion is that I wanted to pee on Alex and it is possible without worry of staining on this pvc love couch providing that you have it placed on a vinyl floor or something equally water resistant. Right, I am leaving this section to jump back in bed with Alex if you will excuse me!

The following morning we picked up where we left off. We’re so dedicated to this job. I must mention at this point before I forget, that the PVC compound this couch is constructed from is not at all slippery. In fact it tends to aide your grip and therefore increase your leverage. It also smells nice, I may have to include this as my second favourite smell after leather.

I decided to take control and got Alex to lay with his back on the couch whilst I straggled him, reverse cowgirl. This position can often be a tricky one for the girl, if practiced on a chair you either find you require high heels to gain the height required for good movement or that you are squatting so low to reach your cock target that your thighs have only limited use before you collapse.

I found neither of these to be a problem, my legs quite comfortably stretched over the width of the couch allowing me to place my heels soundly on the floor. This is where the added bounce I mentioned earlier comes back in to play. For every downward thrust I gave, Alex met me with an energetic upward thrust. This made for a very deep, very satisfying fuck. I lost count of the orgasms, it was a truly mind blowing experience.

I have only good things to say about this couch. It fits both Alex and I perfectly and aids sexual stamina in some of the most demanding positions and that has to be a good thing. Don’t you agree? Anything which enables me to fuck for longer gets a vote in my book.

The only criticism I do have is it’s overall stability when you are giving it your all. I found myself either leaning to one side or the other and having to straighten up but it didn’t present too much of a problem. To counteract this we added more air to the top portion of the couch and that reduced the movement.

So a top tip is, keep your couch fully inflated at all times and if you are going at it like porn stars you may need to jump off and give it a quick pump now and again. I suppose this could be called “couch fluffing”.

Something which made me smile whilst I was being take from behind whilst leaning over the backrest was one of the usage notes on the base, “Intended for novelty use only”. For some reason this made me chuckle. Perhaps it would have been more apt to have put “This couch is going to make you fuck like a teenager”…

Oooh, still got another 12 positions to try out and some of my own, this weekend is passing too quickly!

This couch is a revelation. It allows you to try out positions you’d never considered before. It also allows you to enjoy those awkward positions you may have tried without the risk of physical injury, and for longer, thus increasing your enjoyment.

Its design is strong, practical and because of its gently curving shape, will suit any couple’s stature.

One great feature is that the inflation takes place in two main sections and two very small side bars which run the length of the couch. From box to use it’s fifteen minutes of pumping. If you store with just the top section deflated and slid discretely under you bed it’s less than four minutes before the couch is ready for action.

The only gripe we do have is that it has to be fully inflated before use. Even a slight deflation, as we experienced overnight between uses, makes the couch unstable,. But a few stokes with the supplied pump and you’re ready to go again.

And we promised you something special, so here’s a movie file of the couch.

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It may come as no surprise to some of you readers out there, that this month’s toy review focuses on the subject of my latest HNT. And may I say what a wonderful choice our voting readers made. Go on if you didn’t see me wearing them, have a scroll down to Thursday I’ll wait for you……you’re back then. This month’s choice is the smaller of the two packages I took delivery of the other day. Alex and I have always enjoyed a little gentle restraint during sex. Usually using Alex’s ties to bind each other together or to the bed. To relinquish your control, your mobility and or senses to someone and allow them free reign can be very arousing.

Allure Three Piece Neck And Wrist Restraint Set

We have never used purpose made collar and cuffs before and I was more than a little excited at the prospect of wearing them for the first time. Let me disclose a little secret here, I have a bit of a thing for leather. I love the smell, feel and look of it against my skin. So this cuff and collar set didn’t have to try too hard to impress me. If you know what I mean.

With HNT coming up and no idea what to do for this week’s, I decided to use the collar and cuff set. Genius! I hadn’t bargained on the reaction they would whip up. Alex prepared to take the picture and I disappeared in to our bedroom to slip in to my black PVC bra, panties and gloves.

I grabbed the package, still unopened and made my way to Alex who was busy setting in the lounge. He opened it and I was pleasantly surprised at the contents. Most of the sets I have looked at in the past had very flimsy restraints, I suppose you could say they were more decorative than functional.

These were made of good quality thick leather and both the chain and padlock are very robust. All the better for straining against, hey girls! Yes, I nearly forgot…and boys. Lol. Alex slipped the collar around my neck first. It felt good and…uhm…it smelt wonderful!

He then fastened the cuffs around my wrists, left then right. May I add at this point, there is plenty of adjustment to all three which means they can be worn by either sex and the cuffs can be worn around the ankles too if you like. A very versatile set.

As Alex was fastening the right cuff I looked down at his groin. There was something happening down there. A bulge was starting to take shape at the front of his jeans. He was enjoying this…Snap and the padlock was in place, leaving me unable to do anything except rest my chained hands upon my breasts.

With a swift tug of the chain Alex drew me to his mouth and started to kiss me with passion. He almost took my breath away, I was totally unprepared for this. His tongue swirled and darted around my mouth and his groin began to rub against my leg. He still had hold of the chain and I was powerless to resist his attention.

He broke free from the embrace and loosened his grip on my chains allowing me to finally place my heels back on the carpet. “Uhm…” , he exclaimed. “This is turning you on, isn’t it?”, I enquired, already knowing the answer. “It certainly is”, he replied. He placed the camera he had been holding down on the coffee table and began to undo the button on his jeans.

His excitement was no longer contained as his jeans slid down his legs to the floor. His boxer shorts had a huge protuberance pointing outwards at a 90 degree angle. His cock was rock hard. Forget the Viagra this set induced an almost instant erection.

I watched with eager anticipation as he slipped the last foot free of his boxer’s and he headed over to me. He took the chain once again in his hands and pulled me down towards the floor. I sank to my knees, Alex still holding the chain firmly in his hands.

He waved his erect cock in front of my face. It bounced up and down before my eyes with a blood engorged turgidity. He was so hard it was almost plum coloured. “Suck it”! He demanded of me. Who was I to say no? I opened my mouth urging him to slip it inside. Pre cum coated my tongue as I flicked around the tip of his erect cock. He pulled on my chain once more forcing me to accept more of his erection in my mouth. “Take it, take it all”. By this point my panties were becoming moist and my nipples were hard but restrained in the tight PVC of my bra. Pushing up against the fabric, needing to be pinched and sucked.

Alex began to motion his hips forward and back, gently fucking my mouth as he held me right there. I drew breaths on the out stroke avoiding suffocation, as he almost filled my mouth completely with his phallus. I knew I was about to have my cervix probed when he finally got around to fucking me.

He increased his speed and depth of thrust and was now banging away at my mouth like. One hand was still on the chains the other in my hair as he fucked away. “No…I’m going to have to stop, I’m close to coming”, he declared withdrawing from my mouth.

“Stand up”, he demanded of me. I rose to my feet with aide of a little pulling on the chain. “Bend over there”, he gestured as he pushed my hips around and bent me over the back of the sofa. He hooked his fingers in to each side of my panties and pulled them down. I stepped out of them and kicked them to one side.

He pushed my legs further apart with his hand and guided himself between my pussy lips and inside my eager vagina. I was pulsing now, needing to be taken. Not gently but with full thrust and slapping of cheeks on groin. Alex could sense my need and began to fuck me hard and fast. Steadying me by holding my hips firm as he fucked away. I had placed my hands under my head as I gripped the back of the sofa, legs spread wide. The smell of my leather restraints filling my nasal passages. The shortness of the chain making me contort and strain to maintain my hold on the leather backrest cushion.

I came once, twice, three times and with a muted growl Alex stopped fucking and withdrew his cock. Allowing his seed to spurt out on to my lower back. Running his cock along the top of my buttocks as he drained the last drop of cum from his vas deferens.

The images for HNT were taken the following day and I must admit we had to keep our minds on the job this time.

In summary:

It’s difficult to find fault with this set. But if I had to make one criticism it’s that they can be undone by the wearer when attached to the neck collar. However the addition of a couple of small padlocks through the eyelets of the wrist/ankle cuffs would solve that problem. And if used to tether and spread the wearer they would be impossible to remove anyway.

These leather bondage restraints are excellent quality, thick, strong, supple leather, seamless metalwork and well finished.

The chain and padlock supplied is stronger than the one illustrated on the packaging and will take a lot of punishment.

The size of the wrist/ankle cuffs and collar are sufficiently adjustable for almost any stature of wearer.

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