The Private Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dick by Doc Johnson
The picture on the box certainly doesn’t do this vibrating dildo credit. I was pleasantly surprised when I removed it from the packaging. It was quite heavy and solid with very realistically shaped balls. They were hung slightly low and uneven in size, that imperfection shows a great attention to detail. It’s another cracking toy (Grommit
) from Bedtime Heaven.
And best of all it was a shaved replica of a real cock. I was sent the 8” version, which I must say made me gulp as it has a substantial girth too.
The colour and the detail, even down to the slightly blue veining make this look just like the real thing.
Then there is the feel of it. Best described as flesh like with the rigidity of a real male erection, no correct that, a sizeable male erection.
I am currently sitting with this vibrating dong stuck to my desk by it’s well balanced suction cup, with my cat looking at it quizzically giving the odd sniff here and there. He’s just jealous. Lol
The attention to detail is incredible. It’s just like a real one, soft but firm and every aspect of it looks so life-like including the frenulum and the eye which even opens when you give a gentle squeeze to the tip.
I found the only aesthetic change I would make was toning down the colour of the helmet, it was a little too pink, it looked inflamed but apart from that I just couldn’t wait to sit on it.
The wire for the remote is discreetly hidden under the cock base just above the suction cup. Boy there are no end to the uses for this hardon I have running through my mind at the moment.
Where was I? Got a little distracted then.
The remote takes 2 x AA batteries and has a variable speed dial with plenty of wire to enable you to use this anywhere from the bedhead to the kitchen wall.
Don’t ask me why but whilst writing this I had the uncontrollable urge to cup my right hand around the dildo and start to slowly wank it. Instead I rubbed the underside of the helmet with my cupped hand. What a lovely handful it made. Next I decided to try my best blow job technique on it and OMG! It filled all the available space in my mouth, I couldn’t breath.
I’m still not sure I’ll be able to take all of this big boy but I’m willing to give it my best shot just for you.
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I took a look at the vibrating dick and I must admit began to think twice about being able to accommodate its girth. Just one moment and I’ll measure if for you…
…I’m back. The circumference of this big boy is 6.5” just below the head and 6.25” at its base. Bloody hell, I need to go on to a training program for this one.
The things we get from Bedtime Heaven! Every package is packed with fun, but this last delivery was bulging
Alex was taking a bath and I decided being a practical girl that the corner of the bath would be a good place to attach my new friend. So if any lube ran down the shaft it would run onto the wipeable surface of the bath. This also gave Alex a good vantage point to watch me fuck myself right there in front of him.
Never let it be said that I’m an exhibitionist or anything like that. Lol Alex reclined back in the bath and I stuck the realistic dick on to the side of the bath. I had forgotten the lube so disappeared momentarily to retrieve it from the case under the bed.
Alex was relaxing in the warm suds and I could just make out his hand gripping his cock under the water as the suds moved around on the surface of the water. He is such a bad boy.
I drizzled the tip of the cock with lube and ran my finger lightly around the head to disperse the lubricant. I knew I was going to need it. I removed my cherry red panties and bra, it was warm in the bathroom and I didn’t need any clothing, I knew I would soon be building up steam.
Legs parted wide and barefooted for grip I lowered my pussy over the erect phallus. The lube was cold, I should have warmed it but I persisted. Never one to give up. The head was broad and I knew that I had to be fully lubed to take it. I moved my pussy slowly around the head until some of the lube transferred on to my pussy lips.
I descended on to the erection and as I did so my lips were stretched to accommodate it’s width. It felt good to be stretched so much, I know that sounds strange but it felt satisfying. I knew it was in there and as I lowered myself inch by inch over it I could feel the veins, ridges and topography. This is something rarely felt with other dildos and vibes, the attention to detail pays dividends in the feedback you get. It’s just such a realistic dildo.
Alex watched as I lowered myself on to the cock and I looked over my shoulder to see him masturbating under the water. I had been so absorbed that I hadn’t noticed the slow sloshing of the water as he broke it’s tension on the up stroke.
I bottomed out on the realistic ball base and I knew I was up to capacity as the tip bounced off my cervix. But all the time I felt full and it was a very pleasant feeling. My inner walls were being rubbed and stimulated with each up and down movement I was making. Let me just say this is a great one for improving the tone of the inner thighs and getting off at the same time.
The control for the vibe was lying on top of the bath beside me, I picked it up and began to turn the dial. The vibrations were magnified by the grip I now had on this wonderful toy. I turned up the dial and felt the building ripples of ecstasy become waves crashing on the shore.
My eyes were now closed to shut out visual distraction and maximise the effect. I began to move upwards to the point where the base of the head was just locked inside my pussy. This really felt good as my nerve endings and opening enjoyed the powerful surge of internal vibrator.
A few more moves up and down and an increase in the speed and I was nearly there, I must have been groaning like a whore but it escaped me under the circumstances.
I became aware of Alex shouting out “Fuck, Suze I’m cumming!” This spurred me on and enhanced the moment as my pussy walls began to tingle and pulsate. I carried on rubbing the head of the cock with my opening, bouncing fast and shallow over the tip.
My legs were just about to give up as I came with a loud “Aghhh!” I couldn’t squat any longer as my muscles gave in and I collapsed on to the cock, taking the whole of its length inside my cunt. I sat for a moment on the edge of the bath regaining my composure.
Now I need to try it out mounted on the bathroom wall.
As you can tell I found the toy hugely enjoyable. It occurred to me however that it would be nice if they enhanced this by putting a bullet in the “scrotum”. But that’s just me being a greedy girl, the toy gives me more than I ever imagined a vibrator/dildo could and still I want more. Using the Private Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dick by Doc Johnson (what a mouthful :O ) has made me hornier than I thought.


I took receipt of two parcels the other day. Today we unpacked the second much larger parcel and removed a large poly covered lozenge, a piece of A4 paper and a…no, I don’t think I’m going to tell you…Oh, go on then. A foot pump. I can hear the cogs turning in your heads as you try to think of the reason for the foot pump. Well, I won’t keep you in suspense any more. The package contained a Cupids Couch, courtesy of our toy supplier an early Christmas present and what could be more apt for us than a couch for fucking on. Did I mention it’s wipe clean too?
Unfortunately, we didn’t manage another position on the first run because we were enjoying ourselves too much. Pity! We had to try again. I can just hear you all saying “ahhh”. Another thing which did cross my mind in the throws of passion is that I wanted to pee on Alex and it is possible without worry of staining on this pvc love couch providing that you have it placed on a vinyl floor or something equally water resistant. Right, I am leaving this section to jump back in bed with Alex if you will excuse me!