I was a little dry I believe because we didn’t drink much fluid yesterday whilst roaming around the adult show. I think I only went for a pee a couple of times, it’s amazing how so much networking and walking can suck you dry.

I decided to try it on Alex first. As we lay naked on the bed I took hold of his semi erect cock in my left hand and dropped a generous blob of lube on to his helmet. Then I pulled up the foreskin spreading the lube around his cock head under his flesh sheath.

Of course he didn’t object and placed his arms under his head as he angled his groin towards me, eyes shut, enhancing the sensation the movement of my hand was making. I began to pull back the foreskin, watching as the lube coated his glans, making it shine.

I love to watch the reaction his body has to things I do to it…especially his cock. The alchemy involved in making a flacid penis grow and grow. I’m still like a child with a new toy when it comes to watching Alex become hard under my touch.

With a few strokes and groans he was soon hard in my hands, the lube smoothing my stroke. He opened his eyes and rose to his knees. I thought he was going to take me there and then but he pushed me back in to the bed and grabbed my breasts, one in each hand forming a deep valley on my chest. He straddled me and guided his cock between my plump fleshy valley.

“Wait!”, I exclaimed reaching for the lube. I drizzled a few drops between my tits and then pushed them together, rubbing them gently against each other to lubricate them. “Suze, you dirty bitch!”, Alex said egging me on. As he placed his hard cock in there I noticed a drop or pre cum oozing from his opening. He was more than ready for this but so was I.

He pushed between my clenched tits and I watched as the head popped out from between them, glistening and flushed with blood. He pulled his hips back and his cock disappeared between my soft mounds. I adjusted my grip on my boobs and pushed them back together again. My nipples now stood as hard as bullets and as I repositioned my grip, clasping them between my fingers.

My nipples become very sensitised when I am horny and I really did feel very dirty, no, very, very dirty. Girls do you know the kind of dirty I mean? The one where you want to do something bad and can’t quite think of anything which would satisfy the yearning you have to be a “whore”. I know that sounds a little cliché but that is exactly how I felt. So turned on that I was willing to succumb to anything.

“I’m going to have to stop before I come”, Alex said as he withdrew his throbbing tool from between my breasts. I was now pulsing with excitement below, my pussy and clit swollen from the visual and tactile stimulation of watching Alex wank between my melons.

I assumed the position, on all fours head facing the headboard. He knew what I wanted. Moments later he was penetrating my cunt. I make no apologies for my choice of wording, I still feel dirty now. He pushed down to ball level and then slowly withdrew his cock until he was almost out of me and then he slammed back in there.

The vibrations travelled through my hips as he clashed against me and I steadied myself so that I didn’t collapse on to the bed. My boobs oscillated below me in perfect rhythm with his penetration. This felt good, it was what I wanted. “Grab my ponytail and pull it”, I remember shouting to him. His hand grasped my hair and he continued to grind in to me. I felt uncontrollably wild, nothing was against the rules.

Alex withdrew his cock and spread some more lube over his cock then I felt the cool sensation as he pushed back in to me. I lowered myself to the bed so that my shoulders were now taking my weight and reached my right hand round to my buttocks. They were spread and I felt my way to my anus. Down the valley between my open ass cheeks.

I moved my finger tips over my puckered skin towards my opening and was pleasantly surprised that I was slightly open. That cock was now moving in and out of me hard and fast and my anus was pouting. I pushed my middle finger inside my ass and it slipped in with ease. I pulled it out and took hold of the lube laying on the bed beside me.

With a gentle squeeze I felt a cold drip on my asshole. I used my middle finger to run it around my sphincter and then pushed it deep inside. It felt good so I pulled out and placed my index finger alongside it and pushed gently into my anus.

Alex was still fucking my pussy and I could feel him moving in and out of me through my colon walls. It felt strange but good if you know what I mean and I was feeling horny as hell. I withdrew my fingers and smeared my ass with the lube.

At that moment Alex withdrew from my vagina and began to run his erection up the valley of my ass, gently massaging my anus with the tip of his cock. Again, I felt the cold sensation of lube hitting my anal sphincter and then a gentle push against it as he entered me. At this point in the past I have tensed up, almost unconsciously resisting penetration but this time it was different, I wanted to be taken.

I am an anal virgin, apart from the odd finger entry I have never received a cock up there. But this felt good and not at all painful. He asked me if I was comfortable with him entering me. I guessed from the feedback I was getting that he managed to get just the head in there.

It didn’t feel uncomfortable so I reached behind me and guided his cock back inside me. Don’t ask me why tonight was different from any other night but I just wanted him to fuck me up the ass. I knew I wouldn’t be able to receive a good hard fucking, not yet, I would have to be patient. But that is how horny I felt.

The next attempt at entering me resulted in him pushing though both sphincters and although it felt strange it didn’t feel discomforting. Again he asked if I was OK with it and I agreed it was fine but to be gentle. He began to gently move in and out of my ass. After about 4 thrusts I asked him to withdraw, I wanted to be careful and take my time. At that time I was OK and my muscles were relaxed and ready to receive him but I didn’t want to go too far on the first time.

I can’t quite describe the feelings I got, I suppose they could be best described as cautious enjoyment and awareness that there was something inside my ass. `I’m sure with practice and a gentle and understanding partner I can achieve enjoyable, safe anal sex.

Alex wiped his cock off and pushed it inside my very wet and eager pussy and fucked me so hard that I thought he was going to shatter my hip bones. This encounter obviously excited us both.

It wasn’t until I read the lube information that I noticed it claims to be an aphrodisiac lube, hmmm there may just be something in that. That would explain why I wanted to be fucked from every angle even upside down

We started with Suze probing me with a well lubed finger, then on to a small vibe. We have a jelly butt plug too. All of these have their advantages and disadvantages, but the latest toy from our supplier has to be the best.

The vibrating butt plug combines the vibro-stimulation of the small vibrator, with the larger diameter of a butt plug and a “neck” to help hold it in. The bonus of remote means there’s a fun element to its use that adds to the relaxation, a vital part of anal play.

I was initially a little disappointed at the size of the plug. It’s diameter is only a little greater that the small vibe Suze occasionally uses on me. But the vibration more than makes up for that.

As I felt her slide the tip of the toy into my anus (vibe off at this point) I was already becoming aroused. It’s really exciting to try out a new toy and when I’m in the right mood for anal play the thought of her sliding something inside has me grinning from ear to ear.

Because of its smaller size the plug on its own would be useful for someone wanting to experiment with anal penetration for the first time. The sensation of its soft surface probing me gives me a thrill. Because of the plug’s modest size it slid in with little fuss, yet I could feel it inside me. For those of you who haven’t tried anal toys of this sort it’s at first and unusual feeling that I for one quickly became used to. It puts a lump in my throat, as well as somewhere else.

Anyway, back to the testing. When Suze had slid the plug fully inside me I felt rather content in a sexually expectant sort of way. When I’m in this position she moves her fingers gently over the taught skin of my buttocks. I find this a most sensual experience as her nails trace pathways from my lower back, across my butt and delve into my inner thighs and scrotum.

Suze then tried experimenting with the remote. The initial burst of the vibe was wonderful, it sent vibrations across my perineum and into my taught balls and scrotum. After a few seconds though you seem to become desensitised to the stimulation. It’s still pleasant, but not as intense. Suze found that turning the device on and off had the best effect.

It’s not the most powerful vibe either, which I was a little disappointed about at first. Because of its smaller size and lower power than other models I did not get the intense prostate stimulation I was expecting.

However, as I said at the very beginning, I have to be in the right mood for anal play. Sometimes I don’t fancy it at all, sometimes I prefer gentle to full-on and this was one of those times so the toy and the mood coincided and made for an extremely pleasurable experience for both of us.

The interaction between us as Suze controlled the insertion and vibration of the plug was new and very satisfying for both of us. My only real disappointment was that the plug would not stay in as I moved position. I have a tight anal sphincter, but even so I was not able to fuck Suze with the plug in place. It just popped out.

So in summary:

Pros

A great anal toy for beginners soft and not too big, easy to insert

The extra benefit of vibration for little more than you’d pay for a standard, non-vibe plug.

Remote control! Oh the fun you’ll have with this, as will your play partner.

Cons

Unless you’ve got a sphincter of spring steel this toy will not stay in place as you move around. So stay were you are and let your partner tease you as Suze did to me.

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As I sat pondering upon the image on the toys site it occurred to me that this could be a good toy for a couple. I get to sit on that nice hard dick and Alex can fuck the ass until he explodes inside it. Then I got slightly carried away and visualised me fucking it with my strap-on.

Let me just say one thing about this toy, it will not post through your letter box no matter how hard The Rammer™ may try. There is a very thoughtful addition to the packaging, you can remove a sticker from the top corner of it and feel a sample of the realistic skin before you purchase your toy (if you were to buy it from a retail store) or open it in my case. I can’t resist poking holes you know what I’m like. Though why would you buy it from a shop when you can buy online from Twisted Miss.

I removed the toy from it’s packaging and was surprised just how flesh like it feels, the small sample really doesn’t do it justice. It’s both heavy and sturdy and the cock needs no encouragement to stay hard. It also comes with a talc applicator and some soluble lube so you are ready to get started straight away.

The cock is very lifelike with good veining and penis head shape and the balls are uneven in size…very life like indeed! I gave it a good wash in the bath before much to the amusement of the cat who couldn’t take his eyes off the cock as it bobbed up and down. Lol

It felt strange washing a cock and arse but it left me feeling horny. I just had to try a finger in that tight little ass. I pushed one finger in to discover it’s hidden secret. It’s textured in there. I shouted out to Alex who was in the bedroom and he sounded quite excited.

One thing that did spring to mind as I washed this wonderfully crafted toy was that it would be best used when it is at room temperature. I had hidden it away in a box in the garage because Alex’s parents came over during the day and when I retrieved it, it felt too cold to sit on…or was it?

The anus is fully flushable for the big clean up afterwards as it has an opening at the other end. You can simply run it through under the tap or alternatively stick a straw in the other end whilst your guy is pumping away at it. Ok…I know…too much information. I’m such a dirty bitch at times.

For the specialists out there the dimensions of the cock and anus are:

• The solid base is 26cm long x 28cm (at it’s widest point)
• The erect penis is 16cm in length from the scrotum and from the abdomen it is 19cm (Oooh errr!)
• The penis girth is 13cm round (Even more Oooh errr!)
• And it weighs approximately 2.8 kg/6lbs 2.5ozs (You don’t realise how weird that looked. Having a cock and arse on my weighing scales. I just made Delia Smith blush. Lol)

Just returning to the cock detail once more, not that I’m obsessed with cock! But it has a lovely upward curve just like the real thing and the underside has the prominent corpus spongiosum too. Now you didn’t know I knew the name for that did you.

I love to use toys but I’m also a bit of an exhibitionist I suppose and I love it even more if Alex is watching me or participating. So I decided to go for a bit of MFM. Bloody greedy! *giggle*

I took my new toy off to the bedroom and being a practical kind of girl placed it upon a towel on the edge of the bed, so if any lube dripped it would be on the towel. Taking the water soluble lube I drizzled some over the head and then worked it down the shaft with my fingers.

Now ready and glistening I removed my dress and panties, leaving my black lace bra on. It would keep my boobs from too much movement if I got a little frantic whilst riding my cock. I parted my legs wide and reversed towards the toy.

Taking the cock in my right hand I held it up towards my eager pussy and started to lower myself on to it. It was still a little cold but I was too ready to stop. Lol I could feel it’s entry inside me as I lowered my pussy over it. The head and the veining stimulating my vaginal walls as I sank down further.

I bottomed out on to the fleshy base and it felt good to be sat upon what felt like a body rather than a hard chair. Angling my hips helped me to get to that all important g-spot and I began to work up and down the cock.

Alex was in the room with me and walked around from the other side of the bed where he had been laying, watching me engulf the erection. He was only wearing a kahki t-shirt and already quite hard having watched me bouncing up and down on this life like cock. He walked towards me as I bobbed up and down and waggled his erection at me provocatively.

He was being less than subtle about the fact that he wanted a little attention too. I took hold of him whilst sitting on the full length of that cock. I began to twirl my hips moving the cock around my inner walls. It felt good and as I gyrated I took Alex in my mouth. I must admit to being totally turned on at the thought of being fucked and sucking a cock at the same time. A dream of mine…

I pushed my tongue along the underside of his cock, pursed my lips around his hard flesh and began to fuck him with my mouth. You should have heard his cries. I fucked sucked and squeezed his balls for all I was worth whilst moving that cock around on my g-spot.

Alex took hold of two large ponytails of my hair and pulled me down deeper on to his throbbing erection. Saliva was now running down my chin, preoccupied I only noticed as it dripped and cooled on my knees.

“Fuck … I’m close”, he grunted. I withdrew from his cock and started to bounce up and down on that cock for all it was worth and it stayed right there whilst I fucked it’s balls off. I grabbed hold of that cock in front of me and began to wank it in time with my movements. We were in perfect synchronicity.

I was close to orgasm and my fingers and toes began to tingle as my orgasm gripped me. Despite this I hung on for bare life and continued to hand wank Alex. He leant backwards with a strained look about his face and thrust his cock in to my hand. The perfect action…

“aghhh!”, I heard him say as he fired cum in to my face. I opened my moth and a string of cum landed on it then the next him my cheek, then my forehead. At that point I closed my eyes (I know just how much cum stings the eyes if it gets in there). I let go of his erection and he took over, slowly pumping the last of his seed on to me.

I licked my lips and savoured that sweet musky taste of Alex and he collapsed on to the bed bedside me. I started to bounce up and down on that cock once more…

I told you I can never get enough and this guy is always ready!

As you can tell I had a great time using a toy that you would think is designed exclusively for a gay male. Well thanks to Alicia I’ve tried it out and I can tell you that it works for women too. Solo it’s unique in my experience, the sensation of bouncing on a very realistic cock and feeling a “body” under your thighs is very satisfying. The weight and construction of the toy means it will not move and there are possibilities for some very kinky action afforded by the waiting anus.

And this is Alex’s take on the toy …

The Doc Johnson’s Cock And Anus presents double the opportunity for enjoyment, whether you’re a man or a couple. As Suze mentioned in the first part of this review the toy was obviously designed with gay men in mind. So when the toy arrived we decided that to ensure the toy was tested fully it required a man, and as I was the nearest thing to a man Suze had to hand that job fell to me. LOL

There are of course two sides to this toy where a man is concerned. A giver and a receiver so to speak.

I first of all tested the cock. As always, in preparation for any sort of anal play I lubed up, or should I say that Suze lubed me up, far more pleasurable and much less awkward than doing it yourself. The feeling of cool lube being dribbled onto your anus and then gently worked inside by your partner’s finger is something that I do enjoy. When she was satisfied that I was prepared Suze coated the head of the cock with lube (water based BTW and supplied with the Doc Johnson Cock and Anus).

The toy was resting on a towel, on one of our pine chairs. I reached round and guided the cock towards my ass. Suze meanwhile grabbed my semi-hard cock and began to lick it. The Doc Johnson’s Cock is not totally rigid it has quite a lot of flexibility. This is obviously to make it more comfortable when inserted and along with the UR3 “Real Skin” covering makes for a very realistic toy. The downside was that I had some difficulty inserting the toy.

This wasn’t just the toy’s characteristics of course. I don’t insert things into my own anus on a regular basis and therefore performing the insertion blind is not a skill I have developed. Suze was preoccupied, having moved on from licking to sucking and gently biting my cock. The other obstacle to the insertion was that my anal sphincters are very tight, even when I’m relaxed, again because I’m not used to receiving a cock up there.

When I did managed to slide the head and half the length inside me Suze tilted her head to one side and lowered herself so she could watch while still sucking on my dick. She increased her stimulation of me, obviously excited by seeing me penetrated.

A few stokes, me gently bobbing up and down were enough for me. The overall shape of the cock and the veining on the surface were very stimulating. As anal stimulation can be intense for me even with thin toys, the cock was literally breathtaking.

I raised myself from the cock, and pushed Suze back, turning her round. Her initial disappointment assuaged when she felt me bend her over the bed and the head of my penis nuzzle against her wet swollen pussy lips …

… some time later I returned, at Suze’s insistence to the toy and this time the anus. I have to say that only ever having indulged in anal sex once, very briefly with Suze, and then only entering her a few centimetres, I am no expert on the sensations it causes in the giver. What I can say is that the toy affords the user and their partner a novel experience.

A word of advice before using the toy’s anal opening. Out of the box the “anus” is tight, even thoroughly lubed I found it difficult to insert my penis. The answer is to insert a couple of lubed fingers, twisting and stretching the opening slightly. This and use itself means that the toy we have is now dilated about 6-8mm and easy to use.

Having worked out how to gently widen the opening I put the toy to use. Height was a problem, our bed is low and initially I though that using it knelt at the edge would be best. My thighs were pressing against the frame which was uncomfortable. However Suze solved this problem with some rolled up bedding to adjust the height of the toy and cushion my thighs. Finally she placed a towel underneath the toy to soak up, er, spillages. The toy was thoroughly lubed with water based lube so things were obviously going to leak out.

I positioned myself “behind” the toy, Suze lay face down on the bed watching, the toy’s cock pointing at her. I held my cock down, pressing my erection against the sphincter. Once pushed past the opening it slid into the textured interior with a satisfying friction. The contours of the inner surface are just enough to give stimulation without feeling as if they’ve been put there deliberately to stimulate.

I slowly slid back and forth, getting a feel for the right position, angling my hips for greatest stimulation, pressing different parts of my penis against the inner walls.

After a few moments I began long slow thrusts, much to Suzes delight and despite the size of the toy the tip of my cock emerged from the opening nearest her, covered in lube.

A number of other things became apparent. Thrusting as I was, the feeling of the “skin” of the toy against my own body was very pleasant. Although not like the real thing exactly it does give you the feeling you’re actually fucking something other than a toy.

The cock bobs as you move inside the toy. Obvious when you think about it, but to see it waving at me while I slid in and out was quite a surprise. As was the feeling of a pair of balls in a tight scrotum pressing against my lower abdomen on my deepest strokes.

Suze really enjoyed the show grinning like a Chesire Cat as my cock appeared and disappeared within the toy. I found that the subtle contouring and yielding construction of the Doc Johnson Cock and Anus meant I wanted to thrust into it and burry myself deep inside it.

When I did cum the weight of the toy helped too. It doesn’t shift around and althought it doesn’t implore you to “fuck me harder” or the like its stability is a real plus.

This is the bit that Suze loved. I felt the tension build and my orgasm hit. Suze yelped with excitement as I squirted cum out through the opening of the toy at the side facing her and on to the towel.

This toy is astonishing. We’ve said it before but it bears repeating. It’s not just a toy for gay men, though I’m certain they’d love it, there are ways people of all sexual orientations can use it. As a couple we certainly enjoyed it. We just have to try the final combination, the F-M-M, or is it F-CA-M action Suze talked about in her review. We may even think of some more uses for it …

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