The Pleasure Paddle from California Exotics is described as a toy for you and your lover to enjoy. Its shape suggests what the designers had in mind, but in the bedroom it transpires that it has far more uses than they imagined. I suppose I ought to dispel any misconceptions you have here; The paddle is not a BDSM spanking implement but a compact and well designed vibe.

The unit is 20cm long and 1.8cm in diameter. It is rigid and therefore transmits vibrations from its built in vibrator very well. The exterior finish is soft and silky, very pleasant to hold and have held against you. It’s driven by two AAA batteries which fit in a carrier that slides into the base under the single control dial.

The whole unit is waterproof and simplicity itself in use. You twist the dial one way to turn it on and adjust the speed, then the other way to turn it back off. The toy is quite feminine in its styling, smooth curves and finished in a hot pink.

Suze slyly made off with the paddle soon after we received it from Nice Sex Toys. She emerged from the bedroom a little later to tell me that although it was nice to use and had her clitoris tingling she couldn’t quite bring herself off with it. The Pleasure Paddle wasn’t designed primarily for solo use.

We decided to try the paddle out together, but it was a while before we did. It therefore came as quite a surprise when while we were screwing last night Suze slipped something between us. It was of course the paddle. She turned on the paddle and rubbed her clitoris with it as I fucked her, missionary. The dual stimulation worked for both of us. She squirmed around, drinking in the new sensation and I got to watch, with the added bonus that I could feel the vibrations in my cock, both at the tip when I was almost fully withdrawn and at the base of my cock when I was deep within her.

We carried on like this for a while, sharing the pleasure. Eventually though Suze withdrew the vibe and turned it off. She pushed me back down the bed into a kneeling position and took my cock into her mouth. Enjoying a sensational blow job I didn’t notice her slip the Pleasure Paddle back into her hand and position it against my perineum. When she turned it on I nearly went into orbit.

Suze played the head of the paddle against the sensitive skin between my balls and anus, then she toyed with my asshole itself. I very quickly came to the point where shooting my load into her mouth was an inevitability and had to push her away from my cock. She got the message and lay on her side, one leg in the air pussy beckoning me. A few deep hard thrusts and we both came in a frantic blending of our fragrant bodily issue.

Later we experimented with the paddle in other ways and found that is was great for sensory play on nipples and certain areas of the genitals. I wouldn’t advise you use it on your guy’s testicles though, it’s a little too power. Ouch!

The Pleasure Paddle is a toy for couples and as such is a very rare thing indeed. You need someone else to make the most of this toy.

It’s good to share and when you do this toy makes it great.

This past couple of weeks at work has been really busy and covering for Busty while she has been on her holidays has tired me out.

So this evening when I got home I decided to chill out for a while before Alex got back from working late on a client at the office.

I had a quick bite to eat to keep me going and a swift shower. It then occurred to me that I could try out my latest toy from Bedtime Heaven the Vibro Pod Digital Music Stimulator.

Wearing just my bathrobe I reached on top of the wardrobe for the latest goodies package from them, took out the Vibro Pod and retired to the bathroom to wash the bullets in anti bac wash and swiftly dry them on the towel…no time to wait for them to air dry.

Here is the technical low down…

• The Vibro Pod takes 2 x AA batteries
• Comes complete with 2 x Interchangeable Rubber-Cote bullets
  Has mini jack with slot for computer or headphones
• Will automatically beat to the rhythm of your favourite tunes when attached to your MP3 player or has an 8 function vibration mode including pulsation and escalation
• The control unit is finished in a soft velvety coating and feels nice to hold but if you wish it can be clipped to your clothing

Included is a very nice lilac gossamer pouch to keep all your naughty attachments in

I wondered back in to the bedroom stopping by the office on route to pick up my MP3 player. Once the batteries were loaded and the MP3 player attached I was ready to go. As I lay back on the bed in my robe I must admit I was rather sceptical about the ability of this toy to bring me off. Was it just a gimmick?

First I plugged in and turned on the MP3 player as I lay back on the bed whilst I made a selection from the bullets, I chose the large one. Just like me, always believing that bigger is better. It plugged snuggly in to the Vibro Pod and had plenty of cable length approx 9’. Plenty to go round there girls!

Once attached I placed the bullet under my robe and between my now rather expectant and moist pussy lips. It rested over my clit and felt warm and soft against my pink flesh. The Reverend And The Makers were now assailing in my ears. If you haven’t heard them click here to listen while you read and you can imagine me vibrating to the beat, throbbing, pulsing with you next to me…

Where was I?

The music was good, it was now time to press the “ON” button and really give this toy a work out. I could feel the tension ebbing out of me as I lay back on the bed, relaxing, listening to the music and BLOODY HELL! That buzzing between my pussy coupled with the rhythm of the music was certainly starting to work its magic on me.

All me previous misconceptions about this toy disappeared from my mind just like the tension from my body. It was fantastic to feel the bullet rattle against me in time to the beat of the music, something I have never sensed before. Both vibration and sound complement each other and give a totally encapsulating experience.

I was now in a world of my own, totally absorbed in my own pleasure and not an ounce of guilt was felt.

The large bullet was giving me some wonderful, pelvic rattling vibration but I wanted to try the smaller bullet for comparison. I thought it would be a more gentle relaxing vibration, affording a bit of comfort.
How wrong was I! From the moment I swapped them over my pelvis was resonating with the vibrations, using me like a tuning fork. The small bullet, much to my amazement and delight, was even more powerful than the larger one.

Within minutes of it being inserted between my lips I could feel myself edging closer to orgasm. An involuntary move, I placed my middle right finger over the top of the bullet and began to massage it in to my swollen clit.

That felt really good. My toes curled upwards and I tensed my buttocks. Music flooded my ears as the tingling started, that tell tale sign that I’m going to come. As the beat grew more rapid my body temperature started to elevate as it does, my toes were now joined by tingling in my fingers.

My back arched from the bed as I twitched and thrashed out my orgasm. I think I may have said something too but I can’t recall and certainly couldn’t hear myself. Perhaps the neighbours will tell me later. Lol

The beat subsided in perfect time with the rapture of my orgasm and I lay spent on top of the bed. Then BANG! The beat picked up again and I had forgotten to power off the Vibro Pod, my clit was so sensitive I let out a yelp before removing the bullet from my pussy.

I looked at myself and somehow I had managed to entangle myself in the wires just like a playfull kitten in a ball of wool. Only better!

“I’ll give it another try when I have come down”, I thought to myself…”just to check that this wasn’t a one off”.

You can purchase the Vibro Pod here.

This vibe is unlike any other in terms of action. When I first saw it I wanted it, just like a girl would desire an exquisite piece of jewellery, I wanted to have this to test drive.

And good for me, Bedtime Heaven despatched it to me with expedience complete with batteries because they are so thoughtful. Or do they know me well by now?

It’s totally irrelevant but I love the colour. It comes in a lovely shade of lilac and has a very soft almost fleshy feel to it. The vibe is solid and well made with easy to operate controls.

Lets get the techie bit out of the way first:

The vibe has and shaft with an insertable length of 15cm and a very pleasureable girth of 13.5cm…OMG! Heaven.
It is constructed from Phthalate Free, smooth, soft and unscented TPR
Takes 4 x AA Batteries
3 x speed Wave Motion
And best of all Reverse Direction Wave Motion too
Also 3 x speed rabbit vibration, clit heaven
It’s also waterproof which is a great idea if you tend to get as wet as I do Lol

This wave rabbit vibrator has a wonderful feel, warm, soft and almost like real flesh but it doesn’t look like real flesh, unless you are a martian of course. Lol

When I test vibes I like Alex to be part of the experience. So I asked him to come to bed with me and watch some porn whilst we both relaxed. It was the Easter break and we had all the time in the world…

It was Sunday afternoon to be precise and we had disappeared up the bedroom at 2pm. As he closed the curtains it occurred to me for just a moment “what would the neighbours think?” only for a moment then I though “so what?”.

I turned on the DVD player and started up the disk that was already in the drive. It was House Of Shame and I selected the school room scene. Something about girls in short skirts and headmistresses gets me in the mood. Come on, I’m sure you feel the same…

Alicia Rodes makes a good disciplinarian, I would love her to teach me a lesson!

I cast off my t-shirt and unzipped my black jeans with my back against the bed. Alex moved across from his side and pulled my jeans slowly over my hips. I stepped out of them as they fell to the floor and kicked them over against the bedroom wall.

As I was about to sit on the edge of the bed he hooked his fingers inside my panties and pulled them down, planting a big kiss on my right butt cheek. I pulled them off over my feet and discarded them with my jeans by the wall.

I sat on the edge of the bed and Alex moved on in behind me placing a led either side of me. His body was now pressed against my back and I could feel his warm breath against my neck.

His hand unhooked the two catches on my bra and he rolled it over my shoulders and down my arms, as he did so my breasts spilled out. Nipples hardening with the exposure to the cool air. He reached his arms around me under my armpits and cupped both my breasts rolling them under his palms.

Then he pinched both nipples and I yelped with the roughness of his attentions. I was already highly aroused and pleasure and pain can be so close that they merge.

Now naked I pushed back and Alex moved across the bed to his side. I lay on the pillow contemplating the phallic vibrator on my bedside drawers. Batteries were loaded and it was ready for me and I was certainly ready for it.

But this time I wanted Alex to take a more active role in my masturbatory pleasure. I wanted him to use the wave vibrator on me…

I passed him the Passion Wave vibe and asked “Will you fuck me with this?”.
“I would love to make you come”, came his reply as he accepted the vibe from me.

Alicia was now licking a girls cunt as I lay back on the desk, dirty girl! Alex then held the vibe against my pussy lips and began to push it inside me. “Can you apply some lube”, I asked as I felt that huge vibe trying to penetrate me, there was now way that was going in without some help.

He reached in to his drawer and applied some lube to the tip. It felt cold as he pushed it against my hot pussy but it was soon in and delving deep inside me. This vibe really does fill you up if you know what I mean.

Alicia was now fucking the faux schoolgirl with a strap on and Alex turned on the vibrator. I could feel the waves pulse through my pussy as he turned the vibe up to max. The sensation was like no other vibrator I have tested, I could feel the ripples of pleasure build and crash upon my shore.

Then he turned on the rabbit assailing my clit too!

I used my PC muscles to grip the rabbit as it waved up inside my pussy, this intensified the experience and before long I was submitting to an intense orgasm. Alex could sense it coming and started to gently pinch my right nipple with his free hand. Fuck! I came with such intensity that his grip on the vibe was impaired by the ejaculate. “Bloody hell, you are wet!”, he exclaimed.

Those waves are increased in intensity and efficacy if you use your PC muscles to grip the vibe as it ripples through you. I was rendered speechless for moments after I came. Lucky Alex kept up the good work varying speed and function because I lost all control.

Alex was more than a little turned on at this point…he removed the vibe from my pussy and replaced it with his cock. As I wrapped my legs around his back he fucked me watching my boobs bounce up and down with each thrust.

Within minutes of him entering me we were both coming and he ended up with some tell tale nail marks on his back.

This toy is going in to my under the bed sex toy supplies.

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