Time is very precious for us at the moment so I was wondering how to fit this review in. What I decided to do was try out the Doc Johnson Palm Pal Pussy at work. Not in the office of course, even in the most enlightened workplace that would be grounds for dismissal.

Carrying out the text of this masturbator would require a little ingenuity but would provide a relief from the stress of the day so last night I applied myself to the working out the practicalities.

To use the palm pussy you need two things, seclusion and lube. The only guaranteed seclusion is in the toilets at lunch time. The lube came in the form of a free sachet of lubricant from one of our other toy deliveries, very handy.

I waited until lunch and by then I was in dire need of a bit of stress relief. Usually have to make do with a bit of reading or research, so today was a bit different. I slipped the Palm Pal masturbator into my suit jacket pocket wrapped in a carrier bag.

Safely locked in a stall I unwrapped the Palm Pal Pussy and dropped my trousers. The thought of a lunchtime wank had me semi-hard and a little manipulation gave me an erection that Suze would be really pleased to see. I tore the top off the sachet of lube and applied it to the opening, trying to get some of the viscous fluid into the artificial vagina.

I attempted to insert my cock into the Palm Pal and found that as with all new masturbators the opening was a little tight to say the least. My prick sprang out and I ended up with the Palm Pal on my scrotum and lube all over my balls. Another more careful attempt provided a successful entry between the UR3 pussy lips.

I had to work myself in and out of the masturbator a few times to spread the lube inside it and over my cock until with a very gratifying popping the end of my penis appeared out of the end of the toy.

Internally the toy is ribbed. Although the opening is moulded into the shape of a pretty accurate set of pussy lips they are of aesthetic value only, whereas the ribbing does add to the experience of masturbating with the toy.

I found that there were two specific techniques that worked with the Palm Pal masturbator. First was using the toy on the first few inches of you cock so that it does not push all the way through the toy. This emphasises the internal contours of the masturbator and allows you full control of the pressure on your glans. The second technique is to push yourself deep into the Palm Pal until your cock protrudes, this gives a great sensation as your cock emerges from the toy.

I experimented with each technique at different speeds and found that slow worked better than fast for me. After several minutes of hard investigative journalism I felt I deserved a happy finish so allowed myself to build to a crescendo and with long slow stroked reached orgasm, finally popping out of the end of the Palm Pal and squirting gobs of cum down the toilet pan.

I cleaned up as well as I could and wrapped up the toy in the carrier for a proper clean when I got home. I did consider washing my cock in the sink before I returned to my desk but decided that anyone walking in might not be entirely understanding and so sat for the entire afternoon with a slightly stick penis clinging to my leg.

The Palm Pal Pussy masturbator is a very reasonably priced, phthalate free sex toy for men. If you’ve never ventured beyond your own hand it’s an excellent place to start with male masturbators. Or, if you’re on the move, it’s compact and will stow away in your briefcase or luggage to provide an alternative to the good old five knuckle shuffle – a great male sex toy.

If you’re not familiar with UR3 it’s a soft, pliable yet firm plastic that feels very close to real skin. It’s also quite hardwearing and elastic. This means that you can give a doc Johnson pocket pussy a real pounding without fear of it fail on you. Personally though I wouldn’t opt for a quicky-wank with Lexi’s Pocket Pussy for reasons I’ll expand upon below.

The Lexi is, like all of Doc Johnson’s named products, modelled on a real person. If the casting is anywhere near faithful to the original then Lexi has very neat labia and a very tight opening to her vagina. Before use, perhaps while you’re cleaning the toy in preparation for its first use, you should slip two or three fingers into the opening of the toy to, well, break it in. If you don’t inserting your lubed penis into the pocket pussy can be fun later. Cleaning the toy also removes most of the colour from the labia minora of the toy. Doc Johnson seem to think that all women have bright pink lipstick on their pussies as all Doc Johnson sex toys seem to come with this colouration. LOL

The pussy is tubular in shape with a slight waist two thirds away from the vulva end with three light grooves on it, more to indicate the best position to hold the toy than to aid grip. Unless you go completely mad with the lube you’ll find UR3 is very easy to hold. Inside the vaginal walls you find that “Lexi” is gently bobbled rather than deeply ribbed.

Suze didn’t think she’d get to have a fiddle with this toy, but she was very wrong. I lay in bed in my customary 45 degree angled position (half propped up against the bed head) and let Suze twiddle with me until I was erect. She then dribbled water based lube (we use Pjur Aqua at the moment) onto my cock, then passed the lube to me and continued to stroke my penis while I applied a little more lube to the opening of the pocket pussy.

Even having stretched it while I was cleaning it earlier it was quite tricky to push myself inside. This is normal for UR3 toys and is great because it means they retain their satisfying tightness over time.

I slid in slowly, at first just pushing the tip of my cock inside, then deeper with each stroke as the lube worked its way up and around the inside of the toy. Applying pressure to the outer wall of the Pocket Pussy allows you to give extra stimulation to your cock as you masturbate, while leaving you pleasantly detached and giving you that “somebody else’s hand” feeling.

I suggested to Suze that I really did try someone else’s hand and let her take over. She really enjoyed herself, first trying on hand then two, squeezing and tugging. She especially liked the way in which she was able to press the toy down far enough that the tip of my cock popped out of the end. She said she liked to see the end of my penis, glistening with lube.

Anyway, she really enjoyed herself, which was fine by me because her milking of my cock – or was it Lexi milking my cock, was a real winner. The internal contours of the toy meant a long slow action was best and she soon realised this as my eyes rolled and I squirmed in response to her pumping my cock with Lexi’s pussy.

The Pocket Pussy is quiet too. Some masturbators slurp and suck, which can be a pleasant accompaniment to your wank but this one is quiet and therefore discrete.

The ejaculation was a sizzling bubbling one that erupted from the end of the pocket pussy like a white lava flow, a mixture of lube and cum.

We both enjoyed the toys for different reasons. It’s very pleasant to hold, not too big and very lifelike, at least externally. The Lexi Pocket Pussy is very easy to clean after use too. For the price you really can’t go wrong, this is a good quality toy, simple and effective. What more could you ask for?

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I did try to be more concise with the header but this really does sum me up. Sometimes when Alex is fucking away at me I feel like a little bit of DP. It’s the time when I am most receptive to anal stimulation, my anus opens slightly and the muscles relax, allowing smooth passage in to my rectum.

With this in mind, the next time I ordered my batch of toys from the lovely guys at Bedtime Heaven I ordered the little beauty up there in the top left corner. It’s the Internal Sensations from Doc Johnson.

The soft flexible probe is 20cm in length
Has a graduating insertable circumference ranging from the tip at 4.3cm to 13.1cm at its base, enough to please anyone
It takes 2 x AA batteries
The IS is also waterproof, which I intend to try out later. Water relaxes my anal muscles too.
But I left the best till last…it has the worlds smallest bullet tip to get to those hard to reach places. Lol

Anal is not something that can be rushed and whether it happens or not depends on circumstances I have found. You can’t always guarantee that it will happen but with such a slender toy I knew that there would be a chance of at least being DP’d.

We both watched a little bit of streaming video that night. It was a girl on girl scene with Lolly Babcock in it. Before it reached the end I was ready to fuck. So was Alex, he climbed up on to his knees and told me to bend over. How could I resist.

The lube and my Internal Sensations were sitting on top of Alex’s drawers just in case I was receptive. I pulled my nightshirt up over my head and leant over my pillows. My breasts were now free and swaying below me. I love the feel of my breasts when they are released from the confines of my bra. The sensation can only be related to that of taking a really good poo and the release you feel, for you guys. Lol

I feel like my skin can breath again, my nipples become hyper sensitive as they graze upon the pillow below. Alex pushes in to me as I squat with my ass in the air, elbows resting on the mattress. My breasts are now pushed snugly in to the pillow. He starts to fuck me, slowly at first. As he fucks, my breasts roll into pillow. My pussy is now gaping and accepting his thrusts easily but with the sweetest of friction.

The bed starts to moan and creak with the quickening pace of his thrust and my upward bounces to meet him. I’m so wet, so fucking wet. I can hear him sliding in and out of me as my juices audibly slosh. I’m watching Lolly finger fuck that blonde girl and I’m wishing she was here with me. Alex is fucking me faster now…oh fuck, I feel that orgasm building. “I’m coming!”. He hears me and fucks faster, driving in and out of me like a machine.

I release…the wetness seeps down my inner thighs. Lolly, oh Lollly…you dirty bitch! I can see her fingering her sub. She has her knees up round her ears and moans like a whore. Alex fuck me…oh yes just like that.

His pelvis is now slapping against my ass and I know he wants me to come again. “Fuck my ass!”, I shout out as he penetrates me with unrelenting lust. He stops momentarily and reaches over to his drawers. I hear the sound of the lube bottle being opened…

…then I feel something cool against my anus. A gentle push and it’s in there, cold and probing. Alex opens me up and starts to thrust once more. My pussy is ready, I’m ready. Lolly, you dirty fucker you made her come. I feel a buzz inside my ass, subtle but nice. Then the it intensifies as Alex’s cock thrusts in to me.

The buzz is now humming in my rectum, it feels good. I’m full but not too full, it’s pleasurable tingling. I’m being DP’d and I love it! The feel of hardcock in my pussy and soft vibrating probe in my ass is taking me over the edge.

I start to buck back against both the vibe and Alex, wanting both to enter me deeper, harder. Fuck me, fuck me! My pussy starts to tingle and my body is enraptured by another orgasm. I can feel Alex swelling within me, he starts to fuck harder and hits my cervix.

My ponytail sways as he continues to grind in to me.

“Ooohhhh, fuck”, I feel his cock twitch in me as he ejaculates inside my pussy. With a last moan he throws his body over my back and collapses. I fall onto my pillow unable to sustain his weight and we both lay momentarily catching our breath.

The vibe is still buzzing inside me and I ask him to turn it off. He does as we both lay on our side spooning as the grip of our release subsides. Alex removed the vibe as we melted together in the afterglow.

My ass never felt so good!

And best of all it was a shaved replica of a real cock. I was sent the 8” version, which I must say made me gulp as it has a substantial girth too. The colour and the detail, even down to the slightly blue veining make this look just like the real thing.

Then there is the feel of it. Best described as flesh like with the rigidity of a real male erection, no correct that, a sizeable male erection. I am currently sitting with this vibrating dong stuck to my desk by it’s well balanced suction cup, with my cat looking at it quizzically giving the odd sniff here and there. He’s just jealous. Lol

The attention to detail is incredible. It’s just like a real one, soft but firm and every aspect of it looks so life-like including the frenulum and the eye which even opens when you give a gentle squeeze to the tip.

I found the only aesthetic change I would make was toning down the colour of the helmet, it was a little too pink, it looked inflamed but apart from that I just couldn’t wait to sit on it.

The wire for the remote is discreetly hidden under the cock base just above the suction cup. Boy there are no end to the uses for this hardon I have running through my mind at the moment.

Where was I? Got a little distracted then. The remote takes 2 x AA batteries and has a variable speed dial with plenty of wire to enable you to use this anywhere from the bedhead to the kitchen wall.

Don’t ask me why but whilst writing this I had the uncontrollable urge to cup my right hand around the dildo and start to slowly wank it. Instead I rubbed the underside of the helmet with my cupped hand. What a lovely handful it made. Next I decided to try my best blow job technique on it and OMG! It filled all the available space in my mouth, I couldn’t breath.

I’m still not sure I’ll be able to take all of this big boy but I’m willing to give it my best shot just for you.

…

I took a look at the vibrating dick and I must admit began to think twice about being able to accommodate its girth. Just one moment and I’ll measure if for you…

…I’m back. The circumference of this big boy is 6.5” just below the head and 6.25” at its base. Bloody hell, I need to go on to a training program for this one.

The things we get from Bedtime Heaven! Every package is packed with fun, but this last delivery was bulging

Alex was taking a bath and I decided being a practical girl that the corner of the bath would be a good place to attach my new friend. So if any lube ran down the shaft it would run onto the wipeable surface of the bath. This also gave Alex a good vantage point to watch me fuck myself right there in front of him.

Never let it be said that I’m an exhibitionist or anything like that. Lol Alex reclined back in the bath and I stuck the realistic dick on to the side of the bath. I had forgotten the lube so disappeared momentarily to retrieve it from the case under the bed.

Alex was relaxing in the warm suds and I could just make out his hand gripping his cock under the water as the suds moved around on the surface of the water. He is such a bad boy.

I drizzled the tip of the cock with lube and ran my finger lightly around the head to disperse the lubricant. I knew I was going to need it. I removed my cherry red panties and bra, it was warm in the bathroom and I didn’t need any clothing, I knew I would soon be building up steam.

Legs parted wide and barefooted for grip I lowered my pussy over the erect phallus. The lube was cold, I should have warmed it but I persisted. Never one to give up. The head was broad and I knew that I had to be fully lubed to take it. I moved my pussy slowly around the head until some of the lube transferred on to my pussy lips.

I descended on to the erection and as I did so my lips were stretched to accommodate it’s width. It felt good to be stretched so much, I know that sounds strange but it felt satisfying. I knew it was in there and as I lowered myself inch by inch over it I could feel the veins, ridges and topography. This is something rarely felt with other dildos and vibes, the attention to detail pays dividends in the feedback you get. It’s just such a realistic dildo.

Alex watched as I lowered myself on to the cock and I looked over my shoulder to see him masturbating under the water. I had been so absorbed that I hadn’t noticed the slow sloshing of the water as he broke it’s tension on the up stroke.

I bottomed out on the realistic ball base and I knew I was up to capacity as the tip bounced off my cervix. But all the time I felt full and it was a very pleasant feeling. My inner walls were being rubbed and stimulated with each up and down movement I was making. Let me just say this is a great one for improving the tone of the inner thighs and getting off at the same time.

The control for the vibe was lying on top of the bath beside me, I picked it up and began to turn the dial. The vibrations were magnified by the grip I now had on this wonderful toy. I turned up the dial and felt the building ripples of ecstasy become waves crashing on the shore.

My eyes were now closed to shut out visual distraction and maximise the effect. I began to move upwards to the point where the base of the head was just locked inside my pussy. This really felt good as my nerve endings and opening enjoyed the powerful surge of internal vibrator.

A few more moves up and down and an increase in the speed and I was nearly there, I must have been groaning like a whore but it escaped me under the circumstances. I became aware of Alex shouting out “Fuck, Suze I’m cumming!” This spurred me on and enhanced the moment as my pussy walls began to tingle and pulsate. I carried on rubbing the head of the cock with my opening, bouncing fast and shallow over the tip.

My legs were just about to give up as I came with a loud “Aghhh!” I couldn’t squat any longer as my muscles gave in and I collapsed on to the cock, taking the whole of its length inside my cunt. I sat for a moment on the edge of the bath regaining my composure.

Now I need to try it out mounted on the bathroom wall.

As you can tell I found the toy hugely enjoyable. It occurred to me however that it would be nice if they enhanced this by putting a bullet in the “scrotum”. But that’s just me being a greedy girl, the toy gives me more than I ever imagined a vibrator/dildo could and still I want more. Using the Private Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dick by Doc Johnson (what a mouthful :O ) has made me hornier than I thought.

The construction and design are quite unique. Being made from two smooth and sexy silicone mouldings, permanently bonded together, giving seamless contours from handle to the very tip, making for a very controllable and flexible feel. The handle is easy to hold and gives good flexing manoeuvrable control of the studded ball end. It feels warm and supple and ready to hit the spot. This is a vibe which you can operate without having to be a contortionist.

I like the remote control which allows your partner to take an active part in your masturbatory pleasure. Most vibrators are controlled on the vibe itself which usually excludes any involvement from boyfriend, girlfriend or a third party.

The vibe itself measures 10cms from ball to bend and believe me it’s plenty when it’s in there. Shut up Suze, we haven’t got to that bit yet. Lol The handle measures about the same, therefore even if you don’t have dainty hands it is easy to grip.

It has a remote control unit and is powered by 2 x AA batteries, which deliver plenty of power to the powerful vibe unit. The control has 4 speed settings, at first I thought that a pulse setting would be good too but having used it I now find the 4 speeds available enough to blow my mind.

Enough of the technical jargon, I’m sure you all want to hear how it test drove…

I left Alex cleaning up the dishes whilst I disappeared upstairs to get started. The box had been sitting there long enough and I just wanted to get my hands on it. I opened up the packaging and inserted the two batteries kindly supplied by Bedtime Heaven. Then after a thorough wash with anti-bac soap made easy by it’s smooth waterproof design, it was ready to please.

I was already wet with excitement when I lay back on the bed but I spat on my fingers and ran the saliva across my clit just to ensure that I didn’t rub myself up the wrong way. I opened my legs and with the vibe in my right hand and the control in the other, I began to insert it inside my more than ready pussy.

The ball disappeared inside me with a pop as my lips enclosed around it. I pushed it deep inside me and at first couldn’t quite feel the g-spot stimulation its publicity promised. I moved it around a little inside me but it still wasn’t quite hitting the sweet spot.

I raised my legs, bending my knees and giving a slight pelvic tilt and then OMG we were talking on the same Wave-length. The ball was giving direct pressure and stimulation to my g-spot and it felt good, previous vibes I have tested didn’t quite have the same impression.

Alex was still downstairs clearing up and I could hear him stacking plates in the kitchen. I couldn’t wait any longer and I gave the soft feel, comfortable to hold control a press to the first setting.

Now I could feel the full effect of that bullet against my clit and it made me squirm a little. The good thing about the clit vibe is that it isn’t just a couple of ears (a la rabbit vibes) touching your clit but a studded pad which covers your clit completely, delivering fantastic vibratory pleasure direct to that swollen bundle of nerves.

I began to move the vibe from side to side, massaging my g-spot at the same time as rubbing off my clit. Wow, it felt good. You know how I love clitoral orgasms. Another click on the control and the vibe was really working my clit in to a frenzy. Without a thought I began to gyrate my hips bucking against the vibe and that is when the full effect of this wonderful vibe kicked in.

I felt my knees quiver and my back arch as I came, I bit my lip trying not to make too much noise knowing that the neighbours had visitors. With a stifled whimper I orgasmed and felt the wetness around my opening as it made its way out of me on the vibe.

The stairs creaked as Alex approached on the stairs and he knew immediately he walked in to the bedroom that I had come. “It works then!”, he said. He quickly undressed and climbed on the bed next to me, kissing me gently on the lips as I lay there in my post orgasmic haze.

He reached over and took the control from my hand pushing up the speed to the third setting as he did so. “Fuck!”, I exclaimed as my pelvic area reverberated with the vibrations. I almost held my breath as I began to feel another orgasm welling up inside me.

My hips started to buck and gyrate again and I tilted the handle down towards my anus to increase the stimulation on my g-spot. Alex pressed the button to its highest setting and watched me as I writhed with sexual delight.

I pushed my shoulders back in to the bed again and this time exploded, not physically but mentally as one of the most powerful orgasms enveloped me. When I came down from the ceiling my right hand was soaking wet and Alex was laying next to me with the biggest hardon.

“Will this pleasure ever end”, I thought to myself with a smile…

There is the bath and shower to try out in yet.

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Everything is included in the neatly packaged box:

One inflatable ball, colour flesh tone
A talc dispenser (got you guessing haven’t I?)
The Vac-U-Lock plug
And finally, last but not least…a wonderful realistic fell UR3 cock to fit on to the locking system. A whole 6” of insertable orgasmic pleasure for him or her. But I’m having the first go.

The great thing about this toy is that the Vac-U-Lock system is interchangeable with other pleasure givers, such as their strap-on harness, so one cock fits all. And many cocks fit one. What could be better! There is also a great choice of dongs in all shapes, sizes and colours, they even have one with hair at the base for that extra authentic touch. And for the connoisseur they also supply a double penetrator for that bit of DP action.

Now down to some preparation, I went off to the bathroom to give my cock a good wash before I used it. It feels slightly strange but horny at the same time, washing your cock in the bathroom. Oh, to be a man! After a good wash, which I enjoyed, just like giving a soapy cock wank the composite is so flesh like. I really lathered it up and paid a lot of attention to the area just under the head like a good girl.

When it was clean I left it to drain on the side of the sink. This freaked the cat out. He sat next to it on the vanity unit, just staring. Once drained I took it in a warm fluffy towel and dried it. One cock now ready for action.

I sat on the edge of the bed and opened out the flesh coloured ball and located the hole I needed to insert the plug in to. The best method for this is to insert the corner of the smaller end of the trapezium in to the opening in the ball and then turn the plug to fully insert the plug.

Next I used the clever little talk dispenser to coat the inside of the dong to ensure that it didn’t stick to the plastic plug insert. Then I firmly pushed the realistic dong on to the plug. I started to blow in to the valve to inflate the ball and I blew and I blew but nothing happened the ball remained the same size. Then Alex who had been laying behind me on the bed, unbeknown to me laughing. Suggested that I pinch the valve when I blow to allow the air to travel through to the ball. Bloody hell, he is such a smartie pants sometimes.

Once inflated I was ready to go and Alex was eager to watch me. Unlike normal dongs with a suction cup base this one can be used on any surface, including carpets, upholstered chairs and beds. I decided to try cowgirl on the bed, much easier on the knees. Lol

Alex loves to watch me bring myself off but I also feel a little guilty when I’m indulging in a little self love and find it difficult not to include him. Not hat he complains. I reached over to the bedside draws and took hold of the lube I had placed there earlier. Then I applied a generous amount to the tip and worked it around the cock head.

I straddled the ball on bended knees and guided the tip inside me. It was just the right size for my pussy, enough to be able to feel it and not too much to make sex with it difficult. Alex stood at the side of the bed in his bathrobe which hung open exposing his growing member.

I lowered myself down on to the soft ball beneath, taking in the cock inch by inch and it felt very real inside me. Once I had devoured it’s length I raised myself back off the phallus slowly to ensure good coverage of the erection with the lube. It felt so close to the real thing, I even felt the underside hit my fleshy opening as I lifted my pussy off the cock.

I took hold of the ball and made my way over to Alex’s side of the bed where he was now proudly standing, stroking his cock. Still on my knees I lowered back down over that wonderful firm cock and I began to fuck the cock cowgirl. To aid my speed and g-spot stimulation a top tip is to grab the ball firmly between your calves and this secures the cock to aid optimum angling.

This was perfect. My g-spot was getting a good workout as I bounced up and down on the ball which acts as the perfect buffer. Better than grounding on a hard chair on the down stroke. I also added a bit of rolling between my thrusts which moved the cock around inside me to increase the intensity of the fuck. Something you can’t do with a normal dong. It even feels good to do a bit of “stirring”.

Within a few minutes I was climaxing and no further lube was necessary, that cock was all shiny and wet. I hold totally forgotten about Alex who was standing before me wanking. Reaching forward I took a firm hold of his erection and began to stroke it in time with my movements on the Ezrider. He bucked his hips, fucking my hand just like a pussy.

I came again and for a moment stopped stroking his cock, lost in the orgasmic pleasure. Alex’s hand embraced mine and he moved both our hands up and down his hard shaft. This prompted me and I took over once again. The tip of his cock was now glistening with pre cum and I leaned over to lick his dick clean. Alex moaned and took hold of my hair, guiding me down to him.

Still bouncing on my cock I started to fuck his erection with my mouth. It was becoming difficult to breath and I lifted my head off his hardon enough to be able to pull in some much needed air. A couple of breaths later I started to bob up and down on him and my dong. Another orgasm hit me but I managed to keep my mind on the task in hand mouth.

I came up for air once more and began working his cock with my hand again. I felt so horny, bringing myself off and Alex at the same time. I was just about to lean over and blow him again when Alex exclaimed “Fuck! I’m coming”. No time to take him in my mouth I instinctively opened my mouth and stuck out my tongue.

From previous experience I closed my eyes, that bloody stuff stings if you get it in your eyes. the first spurt of cum hit my left cheek, quickly followed by a globule landing squarely on my top lip. Alex was now balancing himself on the top of my head with his right hand as he quaked before me. Then a warm stream of cum landed on my tongue, it felt warm after waiting so long.

With a twitching convulsion he shot the last of his load in to my mouth.

I looked up at him and smiled as I licked my lips and swallowed him down. When I stopped rolling on the ball I realised that I had coated the top of it with my cum, all around the base of the cock and balls was wet. Good job the whole thing is fully washable.

This toy surprised me in more ways than one. When I first saw this and right up to the point of actually using it, I though the cock on a ball concept was just too outlandish to be effective, now how wrong could I have been. It is such a versatile toy, every girl should have one in their toy box.

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As I sat pondering upon the image on the toys site it occurred to me that this could be a good toy for a couple. I get to sit on that nice hard dick and Alex can fuck the ass until he explodes inside it. Then I got slightly carried away and visualised me fucking it with my strap-on.

Let me just say one thing about this toy, it will not post through your letter box no matter how hard The Rammer™ may try. There is a very thoughtful addition to the packaging, you can remove a sticker from the top corner of it and feel a sample of the realistic skin before you purchase your toy (if you were to buy it from a retail store) or open it in my case. I can’t resist poking holes you know what I’m like. Though why would you buy it from a shop when you can buy online from Twisted Miss.

I removed the toy from it’s packaging and was surprised just how flesh like it feels, the small sample really doesn’t do it justice. It’s both heavy and sturdy and the cock needs no encouragement to stay hard. It also comes with a talc applicator and some soluble lube so you are ready to get started straight away.

The cock is very lifelike with good veining and penis head shape and the balls are uneven in size…very life like indeed! I gave it a good wash in the bath before much to the amusement of the cat who couldn’t take his eyes off the cock as it bobbed up and down. Lol

It felt strange washing a cock and arse but it left me feeling horny. I just had to try a finger in that tight little ass. I pushed one finger in to discover it’s hidden secret. It’s textured in there. I shouted out to Alex who was in the bedroom and he sounded quite excited.

One thing that did spring to mind as I washed this wonderfully crafted toy was that it would be best used when it is at room temperature. I had hidden it away in a box in the garage because Alex’s parents came over during the day and when I retrieved it, it felt too cold to sit on…or was it?

The anus is fully flushable for the big clean up afterwards as it has an opening at the other end. You can simply run it through under the tap or alternatively stick a straw in the other end whilst your guy is pumping away at it. Ok…I know…too much information. I’m such a dirty bitch at times.

For the specialists out there the dimensions of the cock and anus are:

• The solid base is 26cm long x 28cm (at it’s widest point)
• The erect penis is 16cm in length from the scrotum and from the abdomen it is 19cm (Oooh errr!)
• The penis girth is 13cm round (Even more Oooh errr!)
• And it weighs approximately 2.8 kg/6lbs 2.5ozs (You don’t realise how weird that looked. Having a cock and arse on my weighing scales. I just made Delia Smith blush. Lol)

Just returning to the cock detail once more, not that I’m obsessed with cock! But it has a lovely upward curve just like the real thing and the underside has the prominent corpus spongiosum too. Now you didn’t know I knew the name for that did you.

I love to use toys but I’m also a bit of an exhibitionist I suppose and I love it even more if Alex is watching me or participating. So I decided to go for a bit of MFM. Bloody greedy! *giggle*

I took my new toy off to the bedroom and being a practical kind of girl placed it upon a towel on the edge of the bed, so if any lube dripped it would be on the towel. Taking the water soluble lube I drizzled some over the head and then worked it down the shaft with my fingers.

Now ready and glistening I removed my dress and panties, leaving my black lace bra on. It would keep my boobs from too much movement if I got a little frantic whilst riding my cock. I parted my legs wide and reversed towards the toy.

Taking the cock in my right hand I held it up towards my eager pussy and started to lower myself on to it. It was still a little cold but I was too ready to stop. Lol I could feel it’s entry inside me as I lowered my pussy over it. The head and the veining stimulating my vaginal walls as I sank down further.

I bottomed out on to the fleshy base and it felt good to be sat upon what felt like a body rather than a hard chair. Angling my hips helped me to get to that all important g-spot and I began to work up and down the cock.

Alex was in the room with me and walked around from the other side of the bed where he had been laying, watching me engulf the erection. He was only wearing a kahki t-shirt and already quite hard having watched me bouncing up and down on this life like cock. He walked towards me as I bobbed up and down and waggled his erection at me provocatively.

He was being less than subtle about the fact that he wanted a little attention too. I took hold of him whilst sitting on the full length of that cock. I began to twirl my hips moving the cock around my inner walls. It felt good and as I gyrated I took Alex in my mouth. I must admit to being totally turned on at the thought of being fucked and sucking a cock at the same time. A dream of mine…

I pushed my tongue along the underside of his cock, pursed my lips around his hard flesh and began to fuck him with my mouth. You should have heard his cries. I fucked sucked and squeezed his balls for all I was worth whilst moving that cock around on my g-spot.

Alex took hold of two large ponytails of my hair and pulled me down deeper on to his throbbing erection. Saliva was now running down my chin, preoccupied I only noticed as it dripped and cooled on my knees.

“Fuck … I’m close”, he grunted. I withdrew from his cock and started to bounce up and down on that cock for all it was worth and it stayed right there whilst I fucked it’s balls off. I grabbed hold of that cock in front of me and began to wank it in time with my movements. We were in perfect synchronicity.

I was close to orgasm and my fingers and toes began to tingle as my orgasm gripped me. Despite this I hung on for bare life and continued to hand wank Alex. He leant backwards with a strained look about his face and thrust his cock in to my hand. The perfect action…

“aghhh!”, I heard him say as he fired cum in to my face. I opened my moth and a string of cum landed on it then the next him my cheek, then my forehead. At that point I closed my eyes (I know just how much cum stings the eyes if it gets in there). I let go of his erection and he took over, slowly pumping the last of his seed on to me.

I licked my lips and savoured that sweet musky taste of Alex and he collapsed on to the bed bedside me. I started to bounce up and down on that cock once more…

I told you I can never get enough and this guy is always ready!

As you can tell I had a great time using a toy that you would think is designed exclusively for a gay male. Well thanks to Alicia I’ve tried it out and I can tell you that it works for women too. Solo it’s unique in my experience, the sensation of bouncing on a very realistic cock and feeling a “body” under your thighs is very satisfying. The weight and construction of the toy means it will not move and there are possibilities for some very kinky action afforded by the waiting anus.

And this is Alex’s take on the toy …

The Doc Johnson’s Cock And Anus presents double the opportunity for enjoyment, whether you’re a man or a couple. As Suze mentioned in the first part of this review the toy was obviously designed with gay men in mind. So when the toy arrived we decided that to ensure the toy was tested fully it required a man, and as I was the nearest thing to a man Suze had to hand that job fell to me. LOL

There are of course two sides to this toy where a man is concerned. A giver and a receiver so to speak.

I first of all tested the cock. As always, in preparation for any sort of anal play I lubed up, or should I say that Suze lubed me up, far more pleasurable and much less awkward than doing it yourself. The feeling of cool lube being dribbled onto your anus and then gently worked inside by your partner’s finger is something that I do enjoy. When she was satisfied that I was prepared Suze coated the head of the cock with lube (water based BTW and supplied with the Doc Johnson Cock and Anus).

The toy was resting on a towel, on one of our pine chairs. I reached round and guided the cock towards my ass. Suze meanwhile grabbed my semi-hard cock and began to lick it. The Doc Johnson’s Cock is not totally rigid it has quite a lot of flexibility. This is obviously to make it more comfortable when inserted and along with the UR3 “Real Skin” covering makes for a very realistic toy. The downside was that I had some difficulty inserting the toy.

This wasn’t just the toy’s characteristics of course. I don’t insert things into my own anus on a regular basis and therefore performing the insertion blind is not a skill I have developed. Suze was preoccupied, having moved on from licking to sucking and gently biting my cock. The other obstacle to the insertion was that my anal sphincters are very tight, even when I’m relaxed, again because I’m not used to receiving a cock up there.

When I did managed to slide the head and half the length inside me Suze tilted her head to one side and lowered herself so she could watch while still sucking on my dick. She increased her stimulation of me, obviously excited by seeing me penetrated.

A few stokes, me gently bobbing up and down were enough for me. The overall shape of the cock and the veining on the surface were very stimulating. As anal stimulation can be intense for me even with thin toys, the cock was literally breathtaking.

I raised myself from the cock, and pushed Suze back, turning her round. Her initial disappointment assuaged when she felt me bend her over the bed and the head of my penis nuzzle against her wet swollen pussy lips …

… some time later I returned, at Suze’s insistence to the toy and this time the anus. I have to say that only ever having indulged in anal sex once, very briefly with Suze, and then only entering her a few centimetres, I am no expert on the sensations it causes in the giver. What I can say is that the toy affords the user and their partner a novel experience.

A word of advice before using the toy’s anal opening. Out of the box the “anus” is tight, even thoroughly lubed I found it difficult to insert my penis. The answer is to insert a couple of lubed fingers, twisting and stretching the opening slightly. This and use itself means that the toy we have is now dilated about 6-8mm and easy to use.

Having worked out how to gently widen the opening I put the toy to use. Height was a problem, our bed is low and initially I though that using it knelt at the edge would be best. My thighs were pressing against the frame which was uncomfortable. However Suze solved this problem with some rolled up bedding to adjust the height of the toy and cushion my thighs. Finally she placed a towel underneath the toy to soak up, er, spillages. The toy was thoroughly lubed with water based lube so things were obviously going to leak out.

I positioned myself “behind” the toy, Suze lay face down on the bed watching, the toy’s cock pointing at her. I held my cock down, pressing my erection against the sphincter. Once pushed past the opening it slid into the textured interior with a satisfying friction. The contours of the inner surface are just enough to give stimulation without feeling as if they’ve been put there deliberately to stimulate.

I slowly slid back and forth, getting a feel for the right position, angling my hips for greatest stimulation, pressing different parts of my penis against the inner walls.

After a few moments I began long slow thrusts, much to Suzes delight and despite the size of the toy the tip of my cock emerged from the opening nearest her, covered in lube.

A number of other things became apparent. Thrusting as I was, the feeling of the “skin” of the toy against my own body was very pleasant. Although not like the real thing exactly it does give you the feeling you’re actually fucking something other than a toy.

The cock bobs as you move inside the toy. Obvious when you think about it, but to see it waving at me while I slid in and out was quite a surprise. As was the feeling of a pair of balls in a tight scrotum pressing against my lower abdomen on my deepest strokes.

Suze really enjoyed the show grinning like a Chesire Cat as my cock appeared and disappeared within the toy. I found that the subtle contouring and yielding construction of the Doc Johnson Cock and Anus meant I wanted to thrust into it and burry myself deep inside it.

When I did cum the weight of the toy helped too. It doesn’t shift around and althought it doesn’t implore you to “fuck me harder” or the like its stability is a real plus.

This is the bit that Suze loved. I felt the tension build and my orgasm hit. Suze yelped with excitement as I squirted cum out through the opening of the toy at the side facing her and on to the towel.

This toy is astonishing. We’ve said it before but it bears repeating. It’s not just a toy for gay men, though I’m certain they’d love it, there are ways people of all sexual orientations can use it. As a couple we certainly enjoyed it. We just have to try the final combination, the F-M-M, or is it F-CA-M action Suze talked about in her review. We may even think of some more uses for it …

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