Lexi’s Pocket Pussy Review

Lexie Pocket PussyIt’s not many guys that get to try out another woman’s vagina with the help of their partner. But I am one of those guys. This time it was the Lexi Pocket Pussy from Doc Johnson. Doc Johnson produce a range of compact and not so compact masturbators almost all of which are made from their famous UR3 material.

If you’re not familiar with UR3 it’s a soft, pliable yet firm plastic that feels very close to real skin. It’s also quite hardwearing and elastic. This means that you can give a doc Johnson pocket pussy a real pounding without fear of it fail on you. Personally though I wouldn’t opt for a quicky-wank with Lexi’s Pocket Pussy for reasons I’ll expand upon below.

The Lexi is, like all of Doc Johnson’s named products, modelled on a real person. If the casting is anywhere near faithful to the original then Lexi has very neat labia and a very tight opening to her vagina. Before use, perhaps while you’re cleaning the toy in preparation for its first use, you should slip two or three fingers into the opening of the toy to, well, break it in. If you don’t inserting your lubed penis into the pocket pussy can be fun later. Cleaning the toy also removes most of the colour from the labia minora of the toy. Doc Johnson seem to think that all women have bright pink lipstick on their pussies as all Doc Johnson sex toys seem to come with this colouration. LOL

The pussy is tubular in shape with a slight waist two thirds away from the vulva end with three light grooves on it, more to indicate the best position to hold the toy than to aid grip. Unless you go completely mad with the lube you’ll find UR3 is very easy to hold. Inside the vaginal walls you find that “Lexi” is gently bobbled rather than deeply ribbed.

Suze didn’t think she’d get to have a fiddle with this toy, but she was very wrong. I lay in bed in my customary 45 degree angled position (half propped up against the bed head) and let Suze twiddle with me until I was erect. She then dribbled water based lube (we use Pjur Aqua at the moment) onto my cock, then passed the lube to me and continued to stroke my penis while I applied a little more lube to the opening of the pocket pussy.

Even having stretched it while I was cleaning it earlier it was quite tricky to push myself inside. This is normal for UR3 toys and is great because it means they retain their satisfying tightness over time.

I slid in slowly, at first just pushing the tip of my cock inside, then deeper with each stroke as the lube worked its way up and around the inside of the toy. Applying pressure to the outer wall of the Pocket Pussy allows you to give extra stimulation to your cock as you masturbate, while leaving you pleasantly detached and giving you that “somebody else’s hand” feeling.

I suggested to Suze that I really did try someone else’s hand and let her take over. She really enjoyed herself, first trying on hand then two, squeezing and tugging. She especially liked the way in which she was able to press the toy down far enough that the tip of my cock popped out of the end. She said she liked to see the end of my penis, glistening with lube.

Anyway, she really enjoyed herself, which was fine by me because her milking of my cock – or was it Lexi milking my cock, was a real winner. The internal contours of the toy meant a long slow action was best and she soon realised this as my eyes rolled and I squirmed in response to her pumping my cock with Lexi’s pussy.

The Pocket Pussy is quiet too. Some masturbators slurp and suck, which can be a pleasant accompaniment to your wank but this one is quiet and therefore discrete.

The ejaculation was a sizzling bubbling one that erupted from the end of the pocket pussy like a white lava flow, a mixture of lube and cum.

We both enjoyed the toys for different reasons. It’s very pleasant to hold, not too big and very lifelike, at least externally. The Lexi Pocket Pussy is very easy to clean after use too. For the price you really can’t go wrong, this is a good quality toy, simple and effective. What more could you ask for?

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Fetish Fantasy Beginner’s Strap-On Review

Suze has developed a fascination with shoving things up my arse. You can see her video of this strap-on here. So the chance to try a Beginner’s Strap-On was an opportunity that she wasn’t about to pass up.

The Beginner’s Strap-on from Pipedream is just the sort of toy that works for those couples wanting to try a bit of strap-on action and those guys who might be a bit unsure about the idea.

Whether it’s about power exchange or the woman wanting to do a bit of thrusting this is a toy that ticks all the boxes for beginners in anal play. And I mean any sort of anal play. The harness is made from webbing with plastic adjusters, the pad behind the dildo/probe section is velvet and the retaining ring for the dildo is soft plastic.

The dildo itself is a soft, blue jelly plastic (don’t worry, it’s pthalate free) with a gently rounded tip and slender tapering length. It’s 12 centimetres long and at its widest 3 centimetres in diameter.

Seeing Suze with a cock, albeit an artificial one, is to say the least a bit odd. I’m not just talking about from my perspective. It made her a bit giggly and she couldn’t help but twang her new appendage as it stuck out in front of her. I laid out a towel and had the lube ready.

We tried three positions. First traditional doggy, that was good but getting the height right meant that the dildo kept falling out. Or more accurately springing out. At only 12 centimetres good hip control is needed to keep it inserted in your partner.

Next we tried with me on my side. Again the length of the dildo prevented Suze from making more than a few thrusts before it popped out of my ass.

Finally we tried with me on my back with my knees tucked up. This worked best and despite the slight awkwardness caused by Suze’s inexperience as the possessor of a cock worked best, both because the dildo stayed in as she thrust, but also because she could see the expression on my face.

The dildo’s smooth shape and relatively small size is great because it stimulates rather than overwhelms you. It’s soft, but just rigid enough to allow penetration.

I didn’t get hard and cum buckets while she fucked me but Suze derived a great deal of satisfaction from learning how to thrust and watching me react to her efforts. We haven’t finished with this toy and will be trying it again to get Suze’s technique just right. Practice makes perfect.

The following night we adjusted the harness and found that by moving it up towards Suze’s tummy by only a few centimetres we were able to give her more control and allow her to fuck me doggy style. The slim, slowly tapering shape of the dildo allowed her to slowly increase the depth of her thrusts until she was able to grind her pelvis against my buttocks.

Suze found the harness comfortable to wear. The main issue was not the strap-on, but the fact that she, like all women, is not a natural when it comes to swinging her pelvis and fucking someone. That is something that can be addressed with practice and careful adjustment of the harness. Like all such toys learning how to use it is part of the fun.

So if you want to experiment beyond a lubed finger up the ass, or a butt plug the Beginner’s Strap-on from Pipedream could be the one for you.

Read more Strap-on Reviews over her at Sex Toys Buzz

Japanese Bondage Rope Review

This is quite an old review now and the product it pointed to is no longer available. However you can read more Bondage Toy Reviews over on Sex Toys Buzz.

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Occasionally you feel that you need to expand the horizons of your relationship with your partner. Try something new, not always something exciting even, just an experience you haven’t shared before.

That’s where Alex and I complement each other perfectly, for you see want to keep the relationship fresh, open, honest and perhaps along the way exciting. No, it is exciting. No two days are the same in the Alex & Suze household.

And so when it was time to select something nice to play with we decided to try a length. ;) Got you! I mean a length of Doc Johnson’s Japanese Style Bondage Rope in blood red.

We have 32 feet of rope which they claim will not rub or chafe you skin. I was rather glad about that because whilst I do like a little gentle restraint I’m not in to pain of any sort. I’m also not very good at tying knots; the last time I had to do anything with string was at school in an art class, we did some macramé. I made a bottle cover. Lol

I’m guessing if you are a fisherman then you may have a head start on the rest of us novices out here. :)

I decided to be Alex’s volunteer in the absence of any other and he was more than eager to tie me up. In fact he remarked that he wished that he had ordered the ball gag too. Needless to say I gave him a good spank for that. He laughed, so I gave him another. I know I’m supposed to be the submissive one but I’m a switch at heart.

For some reason I don’t know why I had conjured up in my head that Alex without any experience whatsoever would be binding me a wonderfully intricate bodice in Shibari. I have seen so many wonderful images of this and it looks beautiful when executed correctly.

On this occasion it was far too ambitious for his first attempt, even if he had been a good boy scout. But that’s me, wanting to run before we can walk. The great thing about doing attempting something like this is that it is a shared, intimate, learning experience.

I removed my clothing, t-shirt, jeans all cast to the floor as I lay on the bed eagerly awaiting Alex’s appearance in the doorway of the bedroom. He entered the room having retrieved the rope from its hiding place. We had visitors earlier in the day and had done a sweep of the house for any incriminating evidence. That being sex toys and other related paraphernalia.

My heart was beating with anticipation as Alex settled on the side of the bed and easing out a length of rope he gently traced it over my naked form. It tickled but at the same time stroked me with its light touch. He danced the rope over my left nipple and I watched as it responded, hardening and jutting out from my breast.

I closed my eyes as he lifted my left foot and began to run lengths of rope around my raised ankle, I felt him tighten the knot. Then he took the other in his hand and repeated the binding process as I lay trying hard to control my breathing, which was becoming more obvious and quickened.

Ankles secured, he took hold of my left hand and I felt him running the rope over the back of my wrist, then underneath, wrapping me several times in the rope before securing it with a knot.

Finally he took my right hand and secured that to the other. I opened my eyes to discover that I had been lightly hogtied, I say lightly because he had allowed adequate space between hands and feet for me to move and feel comfortable.

I had the feeling that he was easing me in to this…

He moved from under my feet and then I realised that I had to lay with my legs raised in order to be able to lay on the bed. It felt slightly uncomfortable and unfamiliar but in a strange kind of way I liked the unfamiliarity of the situation I now found myself in. It gave the experience and edge, a sexual tingle if you like.

As I was getting used to my new situation Alex slipped out of his clothes and stood next to me. This had turned him on too, he was as hard as a rock. I wriggled closer to the edge of the bed and licked the tip of his cock, he tasted good.

I enclose my mouth around his erection and sucked as I ran my tongue over his frenulum. He bucked into my mouth a couple of times and then withdrew and climbed on to the bed below me.

He took hold of the rope stretching between my hands and my feet and lifted me until I was level with his cock and then he plunged my depths. I yelped, with surprise even though I had known this was coming. It felt good to be semi suspended and fucked at the same time.

My rope tethers were so soft and kind to my skin that I felt like I was being secured by hands instead of rope.

Alex had control over me and I liked the idea of relinquishing mine to him. I was awash with come, it’s the only way I can describe just how wet I was. He pulled out a little too far and skidded on my fluid trying to re-enter me, a little toilet tissue had to be used to lap up the surplus before he pushed inside my pussy again.

All my senses seemed heightened and my orgasm came quickly and quite loudly, swiftly followed by Alex.

If you haven’t given rope bondage a try I strongly suggest you do. Don’t try to be too ambitious at first, make the most of the sensual bonding you and your partner develop and go with the flow.

I now need to find a book on beginners bondage, has anyone any suggestions?

Clone-A-Willy Kit Review

AlexSuzeThe thought of preserving your cock in vibrator form for posterity may or may not appeal to you, but it certainly intrigues a lot of people. There are a number of kits available, the best known being the Clone-A –Willy kit.

The hardest part of using the kit is what Suze has termed the sacrificial erection. Not being one to let one of my erections pass her by she was a little non-plussed at having to waste this one to create a Clone-A –Willy kit. She was of course consoled by the thought of having two of my cocks to use afterwards.

This is not something that we found you could do in a single evening.

The best way to use this kit is with a friend, a very special friend. Because it’s only two minutes from when you start mixing the gel powder (with which you create the mould) until it sets you have to get your timing absolutely spot on.

You have to measure the plastic tube that the kit comes in to the length of your erect penis plus one inch. If you’re like me the 12” long packing will not be long enough so you’ll have to improvise an extension.

I wish! Seriously though, cover the cut ends with duck tape, otherwise you’ll be explaining the peculiar lacerations from jagged plastic in the A & E (ER) for hours.

Take the phone off the hook.

Wash Mr Pecker thoroughly.

Get your friend to help you achieve a suitably proud state. Suze was, as always, exemplary in this respect, but sadly I cannot offer her services to anyone else using this kit. Find your own special friend ;)

Tip for the assistant; If you’re doing this in the kitchen as we did, kneel on a towel. It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase housemaid’s knee.

I had pre-measured 425ml of water at 37 degrees Celsius, but had to top this up when I reached the required state and pour off the excess because of cooling. Mixing this stuff while being blown is quite surreal, and even with both hands free, a bit of a panic! Anyway, you end up with a lumpy grey mixture that I poured into the mould tube, then immersed Mr Pecker.

All I can say is that it’s like sticking your cock in tepid porridge. The gel starts setting as soon as you mix it so you feel almost immediately immobilised. My instinct at this point would normally be to thrust, not advisable as you’ll fail to get a good cast and it would prove messy. The warmth and lack of movement meant that by the time the gel had hardened I was already heading for a suitable size to withdraw.

The gel is water based so a) easy to clean up and b) does not heat up as it solidified, which was one fear I had. You don’t want a roasted cock now do you!

The instructions say to allow two hours for the mould to air-dry. After two hours and the mould was solid but still wet, so it would be later that night before I could cast the positive image of my dinkle, complete with vibrator, in the two part rubber compound. As time was getting on we left the mould to cure for 24 hours. Luckily nobody came round during that time to ask what the plastic tube with the grey stuff in it was.

The mould doesn’t quite set but it needs to be to be able to flex whilst casting takes place. Note: the mould does shrink slightly (about 5% in length), so guys don’t be upset by the finished result. LOL.

As instructed I cut a piece of card to fit over the top of the mould providing support for the vibrator insert. I removed a circle of card from the centre just large enough to insert the vibrator through, leaving the end exposed so that it can be turned and batteries inserted.

Now I combined the two part rubber compound in an old glass jar and mixed the two parts together with the stir stick provided. When blended I poured them in to the mould, leaving as instructed a 2.5cm gap to the top to allow for the vibrator. Don’t worry guys there is enough compound left over to be able to cast a cock the size of John Holmes. ;) Then I placed the card complete with vibrator inserted in to the end of the cast.

A word of advice at this point, make sure you weight down the end of the vibrator because it has a tendency to rise out of the cast as it sets. You don’t need much weight just enough to keep it submerged. Then we had to wait for the rubber compound to cure, I’m not the most patient of people but I knew it would be worth the wait.

I now had to leave the mould in the kitchen on the work surface for the next 24 hours. Again no visitors, phew. A mould would be bad enough but how would you explain a cast of a cock with a vibrator sticking out the top sitting on your work surface? Some people may cast little Beatrix Potter animals but not me. :)

Well, I made it and managed not to keep taking a poke at the mould for the curing period. The mixture does feel slightly tacky to the touch at first but it is fully set. I gently removed it from the flexible mould and out popped the most perfect Mini Alex. There was just one thing left to do in the cloning process…shave the cock. Yes, you did read that correctly. During the casting process air got trapped and created little bubbles of rubber on my willy which need to be taken off.

The whole process from start to finish is simple and straightforward, just add cock and off you go.

 

Seven Creations Heavy Metal Butt Plug

AlexSuze, Metal Butt PLugThe Seven Creations Heavy Metal Butt Plug is very nice to hold, not too heavy or too big to be uncomfortable. A perfect combination of both size and weight to stimulate both the anus and the beginning of the colon.

We retired to the bedroom and Alex assumed the position on top of the towel we use to avoid lube drip. It was a few weeks since he had been penetrated and abstinence makes the ass grown fonder. ;)

He was eager as fuck to take something in his ass. I squeezed a drop of lube between the crack of his ass just above his opening, which was pouting for me to invade it. Slowly it ran down and into the dimple of his puckered little anus.

I added a couple of drops to the shiny, pre-warmed plug. For those interested I warmed it between my legs for a few minutes, the metal conducts very well so that was all it took to raise the temperature to body heat.

Gently I ran the plug around his ass, spreading the lube around both his anus and the tip of the plug simultaneously. Alex started to respond, moving his hips from side to side slightly. I began to excited at this point, I always do at the thought of pushing a plug or toy inside him. Knowing just how much he likes it.

I sat with one leg either side of his open legs and began to slowly and carefully push the metal butt plug inside. It was quite easy to insert, no resistance and the lube was lasting so no more needed to be applied.

Rotating the plug ensured that his anal walls were sufficiently coated and Alex groaned as the plug moved inside him. I noticed that his cock had started to stiffen as it dangled between his open legs and his balls were beginning to tauten.

With plug in my right hand I took a firm grip of his balls and the base of his cock and started to stroke him. He began to roll his hips and moan his appreciation. I pushed against the end of the plug once more and it was devoured by his ass once more.

He was now at the widest point and still no problems. Sometimes hairs around the anus can get caught and make the passage of the toy slightly impeded but because it is metal the lube really slicks it up.

One more gentle push and the butt plug disappeared inside him, leaving only the wide base outside his body. I continued to stroke his cock, he was now quite hard, almost fully erect. The towel below him was drizzled with pre cum which was now freely running from the end of his cock.

I ran my finger across the tip and scooped it up. It tasted wonderful and I felt as horny as hell!

Alex turned to face me on his knees and asked if I would suck his cock. Of course I would! It was pointing skyward and his balls were practically up into his groin they were so tight. I started to lick the tip and then swirled my tongue around the top. This made Alex shiver, he loves it. ;)

I then placed my tongue underneath his cock and sucked down hard on him, causing his frenulum to grind against my warm wet tongue. Christ, he was hard, I could clearly feel the definition of his helmet on the tip of my tongue as it sprouted from his hard shaft.

Alex started to buck and fuck my mouth not too deep but enough to ensure his foreskin was being moved too and fro. I stared to groan in response to his groans as he bucked away at my pursed lips.

His cock was now burying itself inside my throat and I took hold of his balls and pulled gently on them as he worked my mouth and throat. I was laying on my side with my legs apart for balance. My pussy was already moist by the time I started to suck him off and now I could feel the moisture making it’s way down my right inner thigh. I leaned up on my right arm in front of his groin still sucking away at that thrusting cock.

“Suze, can I come in your mouth?”, exclaimed Alex between his moans. He is such a gentleman. Lol I pulled back off his erection and answered “Yes” ,as quickly as I could before returning to my task.

Alex began to fuck faster in and out of my mouth and I could almost feel him swelling, preparing to shoot his load in to me. I began to meet his thrusts with bobs of my head, my tongue working his frenulum all the time.

Then with an almighty groan and a final thrust he shot his warm cum into my mouth. I kept my tongue depressed against the bottom of my mouth to collect it in the well made by my tongue. He tasted warm and slightly salty.

As the last spurt landed Alex withdrew from my mouth and lent in to kiss me. “Let me taste”, he asked. I opened my mouth and gave him a wide open kiss allowing his cum to enter his open mouth and hit his waiting tongue.

We kissed for a moment exchanging his seed and then I backed off. He had a tell tale dribble of cum running down from the left corner of his mouth. I swallowed my share and gave him a smile.

This was the first time we had snowballed and it had tipped me over the edge. I was so horny that my favourite vibe had to come out to play…

Alex’s thoughts …

AlexSuze, Heavy Metal Butt PlugWe’ve been wanting to try out a metal toy for ages, so when this one arrived we were more than ready to try it out.

The plug has an insertable length of 92mm and maximum diameter of 33mm. It’s not a huge butt plug, I prefer the stimulating to the unbelievably challenging when it comes to anal toys. So just right then.

The weight of the toy was initially something of a let-down. It was obviously hollow so I decided to see just how hollow. I tied a piece of cotton to the plug, filled a glass full of water, placed the glass in a measuring jug and lowered in the butt plug slowly.

The butt plug displaced 55ml of water and weighs 164g, giving a density of 2.9818 g/cm2. As steel is 7.4gcm2 and stainless steel is around 8.0 it’s obvious there’s a lot of fresh air inside it somewhere.

As I had always assumed it would be solid my initial excitement at the receipt of the butt plug was therefore quelled.

Not for long though.

You see, the butt plug weighs quite enough to make its presence felt when inserted. Extra weight would have other disadvantages too, as I’ll explain later. Add to this its intrinsically hygienic nature and the ability to use it hot and cold without fear of its degradation (even if you boil it in water to sterilize it) and you’re on to a winner.

Suze described our first use of the butt plug beautifully here. So I’ll not repeat what she said. What she didn’t mention is that when I fucked her with the butt plug in I found that its weight massaging my prostate really enhanced the experience. Because I’d been well lubbed-up the plug was on the verge of falling out. Hence my previous statement that extra weight would have been a disadvantage, any heavier and it probably would have popped out.

This is a toy that I will be using again, it’s practical, hygienic, effective and fun.

And for those of you who think I’m rather anal measuring the density of a sex toy … what do you expect when I’m writing about a butt plug? LOL

Nexus Gyro Review

Nexus GyroThe Nexus Gyro is a prostate stimulator from the same people who brought you (amongst other toys) the Nexus Vibro that I have reviewed previously. Nexus obviously recognise that as with all sex toys, what works and what doesn’t is very specific to each and every one of us. They produce a range of toys each with a different character.

The Gyro is constructed from soft silicone, is entirely smooth and has no vibrating bullet. Completely different from the Vibro with its hard plastic construction, ribbing, ball bearing perineal stimulator and stainless steel bullet.

So that’s what the Gyro isn’t, here’s what it is.

Very, very intense.

For me the Gyro is at the limit of what I can accept. It’s not particularly large, but its shape means that inserting it into my rectal cavity took a little experimentation. Suze tried first with me on all fours. This simply didn’t work despite copious amounts of lube. I flipped over and let her try and insert the Gyro while I lifted my knees to my chest. Again I had to ask her to stop.

I found the best way of inserting the Gyro is by your own hand. Laying on my back with a little more lube I was able to ease the Gyro inside. When in place the Gyro is comfortable and very effective. I was sporting a very firm semi by the time it had settled into place and dribbling prostate fluid more copiously than with any other stimulator I’ve tried. Suze helped herself to the clear nectar, while squatting beside me twiddling absent mindedly with her clitoris. She raised a huge drop of it to her mouth and licked it from her finger with evident glee.

I repositioned myself into a kneeling position, the hemispherical bottom of the toy just touching the towel covering my side of the bed. Suze grasped my cock and played with it while I experimented with the Gyro.

Each movement of my hips, clenching of my buttocks and rolling of the base of the Gyro on the bed brought new sensations. At rest the toy fills you, pressing against your prostate from within your colon. Small movements allow you to stroke the prostate with the toy. Frankly it put a lump in my throat as I was pushed to the limit. As I mentioned above, not by the toy’s size, but by its shape.

If I moved in the correct way the sensation was almost overwhelming, but without being uncomfortable. This has to be due to the soft, but firm construction of the Gyro. Nexus must have worked on the shape and size of the moulding for a long time because unlike some other anal toys it never felt like it was about to fall out, despite the copious lube I had needed to use during its insertion. Even Suze suggested I screw her doggy style by presenting her upturned buttocks to me and I rose to my knees the Gyro stayed in place. Neither did the Gyro feel too large.

I managed a few strokes before the intensity of the stimulation from the Gyro made me stop. The thrusting of my hips caused sensations that sent my synaesthesia into overdrive. I had to stop.

A disappointed Suze turned round to face my cock, glistening with her juices and took matters in hand. She took the tip of my erection in her mouth and cruelly ran her lower incisors across my frenulum, sending white sparks through my groin and up my spine. She then sat up and smiled at me cruelly. “I’ll have mine later then”.

Her hand was still holding my cock. She began to give me a brisk and punishing wank. The swift pumping of her hand causing me to press the base of the Gyro into the bed, sending waves of sensation across my back and up to my neck. I felt a bright, white-blue orgasm detonate in my stomach and cover me as I came. Her hand and wrist were covered, my foreskin now glistening with my own fluids. Her hand continued pumping until she was satisfied there was no more seed to be pumped from my aching balls.

Quite an orgasm.

The Gyro is not a beginner’s toy, but despite the care needed to insert it is easy to use for someone with a little experience of anal toys. I’m determined to actually be able to fuck Suze with the toy in, but because it is so effective I think I’ll have to try it a few times before that’s practical.

If you’re a man who likes anal stimulation and wants a simple, easy to clean, quality toy then the Gyro is a toy you should seriously consider.

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Wave Vibrator Review

This vibe is unlike any other in terms of action. When I first saw it I wanted it, just like a girl would desire an exquisite piece of jewellery, I wanted to have this to test drive.

And good for me, they despatched it to me with expedience complete with batteries because they are so thoughtful. Or do they know me well by now? ;)

It’s totally irrelevant but I love the colour. It comes in a lovely shade of lilac and has a very soft almost fleshy feel to it. The vibe is solid and well made with easy to operate controls.

Lets get the techie bit out of the way first:

The vibe has and shaft with an insertable length of 15cm and a very pleasureable girth of 13.5cm…OMG! Heaven.
It is constructed from Phthalate Free, smooth, soft and unscented TPR
Takes 4 x AA Batteries
3 x speed Wave Motion
And best of all Reverse Direction Wave Motion too
Also 3 x speed rabbit vibration, clit heaven ;)
It’s also waterproof which is a great idea if you tend to get as wet as I do Lol

This wave rabbit vibrator has a wonderful feel, warm, soft and almost like real flesh but it doesn’t look like real flesh, unless you are a martian of course. Lol

When I test vibes I like Alex to be part of the experience. So I asked him to come to bed with me and watch some porn whilst we both relaxed. It was the Easter break and we had all the time in the world…

It was Sunday afternoon to be precise and we had disappeared up the bedroom at 2pm. As he closed the curtains it occurred to me for just a moment “what would the neighbours think?” only for a moment then I though “so what?”. ;)

I turned on the DVD player and started up the disk that was already in the drive. It was House Of Shame and I selected the school room scene. Something about girls in short skirts and headmistresses gets me in the mood. Come on, I’m sure you feel the same…

Alicia Rodes makes a good disciplinarian, I would love her to teach me a lesson!

I cast off my t-shirt and unzipped my black jeans with my back against the bed. Alex moved across from his side and pulled my jeans slowly over my hips. I stepped out of them as they fell to the floor and kicked them over against the bedroom wall.

As I was about to sit on the edge of the bed he hooked his fingers inside my panties and pulled them down, planting a big kiss on my right butt cheek. I pulled them off over my feet and discarded them with my jeans by the wall.

I sat on the edge of the bed and Alex moved on in behind me placing a led either side of me. His body was now pressed against my back and I could feel his warm breath against my neck.

His hand unhooked the two catches on my bra and he rolled it over my shoulders and down my arms, as he did so my breasts spilled out. Nipples hardening with the exposure to the cool air. He reached his arms around me under my armpits and cupped both my breasts rolling them under his palms.

Then he pinched both nipples and I yelped with the roughness of his attentions. ;) I was already highly aroused and pleasure and pain can be so close that they merge.

Now naked I pushed back and Alex moved across the bed to his side. I lay on the pillow contemplating the phallic vibrator on my bedside drawers. Batteries were loaded and it was ready for me and I was certainly ready for it.

But this time I wanted Alex to take a more active role in my masturbatory pleasure. I wanted him to use the wave vibrator on me…

I passed him the Passion Wave vibe and asked “Will you fuck me with this?”.
“I would love to make you come”, came his reply as he accepted the vibe from me.

Alicia was now licking a girls cunt as I lay back on the desk, dirty girl! Alex then held the vibe against my pussy lips and began to push it inside me. “Can you apply some lube”, I asked as I felt that huge vibe trying to penetrate me, there was now way that was going in without some help.

He reached in to his drawer and applied some lube to the tip. It felt cold as he pushed it against my hot pussy but it was soon in and delving deep inside me. This vibe really does fill you up if you know what I mean.

Alicia was now fucking the faux schoolgirl with a strap on and Alex turned on the vibrator. I could feel the waves pulse through my pussy as he turned the vibe up to max. The sensation was like no other vibrator I have tested, I could feel the ripples of pleasure build and crash upon my shore.

Then he turned on the rabbit assailing my clit too!

I used my PC muscles to grip the rabbit as it waved up inside my pussy, this intensified the experience and before long I was submitting to an intense orgasm. Alex could sense it coming and started to gently pinch my right nipple with his free hand. Fuck! I came with such intensity that his grip on the vibe was impaired by the ejaculate. “Bloody hell, you are wet!”, he exclaimed.

Those waves are increased in intensity and efficacy if you use your PC muscles to grip the vibe as it ripples through you. I was rendered speechless for moments after I came. Lucky Alex kept up the good work varying speed and function because I lost all control.

Alex was more than a little turned on at this point…he removed the vibe from my pussy and replaced it with his cock. As I wrapped my legs around his back he fucked me watching my boobs bounce up and down with each thrust.

Within minutes of him entering me we were both coming and he ended up with some tell tale nail marks on his back.

This toy is going in to my under the bed sex toy supplies. ;)

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The Tuyo Vibromasseur

Tuyo, AlexSuze.com

 

Tuyo is a thing of beauty, so much so that when I opened the beautiful white satin box actual I gasped. Inside nestling on the blanket of black satin was the most wonderful white opalescent ball, banded with dusky pink silicone and chrome.

This is truly a toy your friends will covet, and a great gift for the lady in your life this Christmas. The shape is most unusual. It is a sphere of pleasure, which sits perfectly and discreetly on your dressing table. Right next to your bottle of DKNY Be Delicious. Did Donna Karan know about this sex toy in advance of its release?

No really, you could place this on your dressing table and nobody would guess what naughty little pleasures it could bring. Most adult toys tend to look like what they are designed for but this one hides secrets, ones I’ll reveal to you now.

So let’s have some facts before we get to the dirty stuff ;)

The sphere is 3” (75mm) in diameter
Has a silicone non-slip grip
Is splash proof (that’s good, as I don’t plan on staying dry for long ;) )
It is also free of latex, PVC and phthalates, which is good for you and the environment and for you out there with intolerances.

It has:

8 modes of vibration
3 speed settings
5 pulsations

It weighs in at just 175g (not too heavy for those handbags)
And takes 3 x AAA 1.5v batteries

Best of all because the control button is integral to the ball it is housed in a small depression at the base, which also stops the ball from rolling away. Clever indeed.

I opened the box whilst sitting at my desk and fortunately for me I was wearing a skirt. Alex was sat at the side of me and I asked him if he could pass me the batteries for the toy…just like Christmas you need batteries for those naughty presents, you can’t go looking for them on Christmas Day. So guys if you buy your lady one of these don’t forget. OK, public information bulletin over now. ;)

I’m sure Alex was pretending not to look as I lifted my skirt and placed the Tuyo Vibromasseur between my legs. The first press of the button delivered a stimulating constant vibration directly to my pussy and clit. Another press and the little sphere was showing me what it is capable of.

I wriggled in my chair for adjustment and for some reason stopped typing …aa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

This toy has an incredible amount of vibratory power to deliver in it’s own unique way. The shape actually helped to make it easy and comfortable to grip between my thighs as I literally rubbed myself off on it. My black lycra thong was now quite sodden. Black fabric becoming darker as I stared between my legs.

Alex had now turned to face me on his office chair, just watching me with intense interest. The Tuyo vibrator was gliding between my legs and my black hold-up stockings, no rough edges to catch underwear or nylon. And I was now settling back in to my seat, against the backrest.

Another depression of the control button and my pussy was tingling. I sat bolt upright resting my clit on top of the sphere and jeesh that was good. It made my toes curl. Another press and it moved in to pulsation mode.

I was now squirming and I threw my head back against the top of the backrest. I pushed the ball in to my clit using my thighs. Without a thought I started to grind my hips and clit into the ball gripping my buttocks tight.

My orgasm was looming, I could feel my feet begin to tingle and my toes joined in just as hit me. “Agggghhhh!”, I moaned as Alex took hold of my left hand and kissed it. “Aah, agh, agh”, as I juddered with the power of my climax.

It was as if my whole body had been wired to the mains, electricity surging so powerfully through me. This sphere may look small and unobtrusive but it has hidden depths and I’m glad I had chance to explore them.

When I came down from the ceiling and opened my eyes Alex was kneeling on the floor next to my chair. I took the sphere smelling of my juices, turned it on and rolled it around his neck. It makes for a great massager with it’s easy to grip shape. You can also, unlike a lot of massaging devices, roll it across the target area for smooth transition. I won’t tell you what effect it had on Alex I’ll leave that to him perhaps.

Such a clever little idea in such a beautiful package. It will sit on my dressing table for years to cum. ;)

Anyone want a black thong?

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Mantric Miyakodori

Alex went to the collection depot on Friday morning to retrieve my latest toy. The Rammer™ had attempted to deliver the parcel but I wasn’t around to sign for it. So I had to wait an extra day to be able to see it because the sorting office closes around lunchtime and I was at work. Another day of anticipation.

I met Alex at the door as he arrived back clutching it in his hand. Smiling he gave it up so that I could check out my latest naughty delivery.

I tore off the top of the envelope and pulled out my Mantric Miyakodori Remote Control (Whoopeeee!) Vibrator.

I read the packaging before taking out the little gem:

  • It has a 20ft range
  • Six pre-programmed functions
  • The receiving unit can be used independently and because it has a jack plug it can be used to operate many other toys (make mental note to check out the others…)
  • The Miyakodori is the most powerful and best-featured remote control on the market.
  • It has been featured on Channel4.com over here in the UK
  • The receiver unit takes 3 x 1.5v AAA batteries
  • The remote unit takes one 23AE 12V battery

Just reading the packaging was making me excited but I decided to wait to test drive this understated fanny bomb. I can’t believe I just said that. Lol It deserved to be tested in public, somewhere people are too busy getting on with things to notice the look of ecstasy on my little face. ;)

Only one place it could be used…the pub. We decided to give it a test drive at our favourite country retreat and have a meal at the same time.

The following morning I prepared myself for some fun and naughty games. I removed my toy from the packaging, Alex had already loaded up the vibe and remote with the batteries supplied the night before. I placed the vibe between my pussy lips, ensuring that the wire was protruding from the front. I plugged the jack in to the side of the remote and pulled on my black Lycra girl shorts.

I needed to ensure that there would be no embarrassing accidents at the pub, large clingy panties and to be doubly sure blue jeans. :) I attached the receiver to the waistband of my jeans using the handy clip on the back of the unit. This works well because the on/off slider is on the top edge of the unit and there are two buttons on the front to cycle through the functions, one for up and the other down.

The receiver is so discreet that you can quite easily conceal it under a long top, I wore a black rugby shirt and you couldn’t even tell that I was now geared up with own self entertainment centre. The remote had disappeared…I wonder who had that! However you don’t need the remote to have fun with this toy as the wearer has their own set of controls on the receiver/controller to whiz through the six vibro settings.

Alex walked in to the bedroom at that point and asked if I wanted to do a quick test to see if it was working. I switched on the receiver and he quickly cycled through the functions. My pussy began to resonate with the powerful vibes it was sending through my lips and into my pubic bone. Wow, it was bloody powerful. My giggles confirmed my enjoyment although only briefly, we had to go.

The pub wasn’t very busy and I must admit I was slightly disappointed, I wanted more hustle and bustle for obvious reasons. We sat on the back wall of the main public room and waited for the appropriate moment. I was concerned about the low noise level in the pub and waited for the crowd noise to increase. Shuffling around excitedly in my big girls pants. I pushed the control over to the “On” setting.

Just in case I asked Alex to place his mobile phone on the table. If the vibrations were audible, perhaps the onlooker would think the noise was the phone vibrating. Good thinking um? The thought of sitting in a public area and having Alex control my toy was proving to be a great turn on for me. I could feel that familiar pulsing in my pussy before we even started. ;)

I sat gripped in my seat excitedly awaiting the first buzz of pleasure to hit my swollen clit. My crotch began to buzz and fuck me, it could be heard over the conversations in the room. Shit! I looked to the table to the left of me and guy at the end was looking my way but trying not to, if you know what I mean.

Alex fumbled discretely with his control and I picked up the mobile quickly pretending it had gone off. After several pulsing cycles Alex managed to turn off the bullet. I sat back against the seat and breathed in a sigh of relief that nobody seemed to have picked up on what we were up to. I also felt very dirty and aroused. ;)

It’s a shame that the Miyakodori is so audible but on the other hand it’s because it is so powerful, who would believe that something so small could deliver such pulsating pleasure. So not all is lost and I need to find a venue with more background noise next time. ;)

We ate our food and finished our drinks and headed back home to give the silver bullet a could working out. As soon as we entered the house we were pulling at each others clothing. I ended up walking up the stairs in just my black panties and a plunge bra, whilst Alex was completely naked, he doesn’t mess around. Lol

I clipped the receiver to my waistband and climbed on to the bed. Alex was already hard and his cock bobbed up and down as he moved in next to me, control in hand and a smile on his face. I must admit the bullet is so easy to wear and discreet.

We lay on our sides facing each other. I turned my receiver on again and Alex tried the first setting, a continuous buzzing between my closed legs, the intensity increased by my thighs being closed. He found the second setting and now my clit was really buzzing! The third made my squirm and giggle as it delivered direct streams of vibration to my eager clit. Then he hit the fourth setting and I nearly came, the strong pulses being emitted were enough to bring me off.

Not yet! He increased the intensity with the final continual vibrating setting. I wanted to savour the unique experience of having your partner control your orgasm. The next felt like a strong tongue was flicking over my clit. He pushed the button again, a huge bee was now in my pants and buzzing my clit. Then the steady increase of speed with the last setting as it wound up and then petered out. Jesus, I was so close to coming.

I asked Alex to turn the setting to the forth, pulsating setting and lay back against the mattress. He leaned over me and sucked my right nipple in to his mouth and began to play with it roughly in his mouth, biting, flicking and sucking.

It was all too much for me and my hips rose off the bed as I came with my legs braced together around the pulsating bullet. Alex continued to suck on my nipple as I twitched through my final wave of orgasm.

As I began to return to reality I looked down between Alex’s legs and could see that he was more than ready to take me…

…next time I will be trying this out in public again! This a great toy whether you have a partner to play with or not. It’s powerful, the remote has a great range and the interaction it affords the wearer and the partner holding the remote really adds to the sense of fun and excitement. You can have a great time with this toy on your own, but it’s so much fun to share.

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Rude Boy Review

Rude BoyThere comes a time in every sex toy tester’s career when he is able to say with authority “In comparison with other prostate massagers and anal toys I have tried …”. The fact is I have tried quite a number of anal toys from small vibes, through metal and jelly butt plugs to highly specialised prostate massagers such as the Nexus range. They all have their good points and not-so good aspects like all male masturbators and masturbation aids.

So when I came to try the Rude Boy by Rocks-Off, I wasn’t expecting to be able to say much that I hadn’t already said before. The fact it it’s been around for a while and I can’t say that I was impressed by it’s appearance. The insertable part of the toy is smooth, unlike say the Nexus range whose form is carefully sculpted to match the male anatomy. Nor is the bullet a cutting edge design – on or off that’s the only choice you have.

But the Rude Boy delivers, it really delivers. You see the fact that the toy is made of soft medical grade silicone, and has a smooth shaft makes it easy to insert. With a more shaped toy like the Nexus Gyro you get a more intense sensation from the opening of your rectum right up to your P-Spot. That’s great if you’re a) not an anal virgin and b) have the time to let the Gyro rest in your ass for a while and relax. The Rude Boy however is a much easier toy to use and provides stimulation of a less intense nature.

Unless you’ve experienced both I would say you would have difficulty understanding the difference between a Gyro and a Rude Boy. I suppose a metaphor is in order. The Gyro is a double espresso with a Pro-Plus on the side, the Rude Boy is a nice strong Nescafé with a little sugar to take the edge of the bitterness.

Suze assisted as normal, always eager to grab a handful of cock even if she’s only able to play with it. I applied lots of water based lube to the rude boy and my backside, working it slowly inside with the tip of the toy.

The toy is extremely easy to insert, no complex shape to navigate, no ridges or “neck” to ease past your anal sphincter. Apart from making insertion of the Rude Boy less challenging it also makes it easier to position the toy to give you the level of stimulation you desire. With a highly shaped toy you find the insertable portion locks into one position. Because one size doesn’t fit all, we all have subtly different internal anatomythis can lead to a stimulation that’s either too intense or just doesn’t hit the spot. The Rude Boy’s smooth shaft does provide a gentler sensation, and means you feel more in control than with some other toys.

There is some satisfaction however in getting the perineal stimulating bobbles next to the vibrating bullet to press firmly against your perineaum and feel the tip of the Rude Boy resting firmly on the anterior wall of your colon and squeezing your prostate. For me the Rude Boy is the perfect size when fully inserted.

By the time I had got to this stage I was almost had, cock full of blood, with Suze gently sucking the tip. Because prostate stimulation tends to generate a lot of pre-cum she was probing my urethra teasing out every drop of clear fluid.

Rude BoyWhen I was finally hard I knelt up and pushed her away. Despite the claims that the toys is “hands-free” I found that because of the amount of lube I had used it would slip out if I didn’t position myself squatting, with the Rude Boy resting on the towel I’ had placed on the bed. With that small practicality resolved I proceeded to indulge my exhibitionist side and wank for the entertainment of Suze. She lay back and gently rubbed her clit with a moist finger and watched me pump my cock in my fist.

The clear fluid oozing from the end of my penis was lubrication enough to ensure my foreskin slid up and down turning my swollen glans into a glistening bisected hemisphere.

I was breathless because of the stimulation created by the Rude Boy and wanted to cum almost as quickly as I could. I say almost because as I approached orgasm I found myself wanting to hold back and increase the final intensity as much as I could. I teetered on the edge for a few strokes but eventually the sight of Suze, smiling with her hand between her thighs and the now incredibly intense involuntary spamsing of my anus gave me no option but to allow myself to erupt, squirting semen up several inches into the air and landing on my hand and thighs.

I can definitely recommend the Rube Boy as a great toy for any man wanting to experiment with prostate stimulation, even absolute beginners. You may not be able to use the toy to its full potential the first time you try. But with patience and plenty of lube you’ll be able use this toy over and over again. I think this sort of toy is often categorised as a gay sex toy, but this is about stimulation not orientation and gay, bi or straight any man can enjoy the Rude Boy.

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Doc Johnson Squirmy G-Spot Vibrator Review

It’s quite an unassuming vibrator, the Japanese Squirmy from Doc Johnson and again the design and functionality did intrigue me.

Now for the technical rundown on this rabbit vibrator:

The Squirmy has 9cm of insertable length with a girth at its widest point of 12cm.
It takes 3 x AAA batteries
There are 3 speed settings for the clitoral rabbit but believe me you won’t need to turn it up to full ;)
And there are 3 G-Spot massaging speeds
In addition, the G-Spot function can be set to reverse action too
It’s Phthalate free and waterproof, I can see bathtime just getting better and better ;)

Squirmy VibratorI love this vibe!

This toy is ideal for a first timer, it’s not designed to be challenging size-wise and it certainly hits the spot. Further more it fits neatly in to most bags or purses as you may know them, not many vibes will do that.

After all the beauty of this vibe is not it’s size but just how well it does what it is designed to do. Let me explain…

…I decided to take the Squirmy to bed on my own to warm myself up for a good fucking. ;) I’m a multiple orgasmer, I always say why stop at one when you can have two, three, four…

It was still light outside so I drew the bedroom curtains and closed the small window, so that the neighbours didn’t get a chance to join in the fun. Lol I pulled back the duvet and slipped out of my jeans and shirt. I kicked my socks off and pulled my panties down and cast them to one side with my other clothes. No need for the bra so that went too.

Completely naked I slid between the duvet and mattress. It was cold but I was anticipating it wouldn’t be for long. ;) I turned on the television to help mask any outbursts I may have during my onanism.

Alex was downstairs washing up the dishes from lunch and I could periodically hear him opening cupboards and putting dishes away. This soon faded from my reality as I took hold of the vibrator.

I reached between my legs to carry out a moisture test. Conclusion, I was wet. The television had nothing interesting on so I switched to DVD. On screen came Lex Steele, my does he have a huge cock! I digress.

Lex is busy fucking Monica Sweetheart on top a glass table and I’m running the vibe up and down my slit, picking up the available moisture which had gathered there. I then push it up between my lips and press the massage button once. The vibe slipped nicely in to place without any lube, which is why it would be a good one for a first time toy user. The key to this toy is in its clever massaging properties and not it’s ability to fill your pussy.

At first the massaging tip made no impact on me as I sat with it placed between my legs. I lay back against the mattress and pulled my PC muscles tight and gave the button one more click. That’s when the action got to work on my G-Spot. I could feel the sensation I normally get from Alex’s cock or fingers as they run over my vaginal wall. I knew it was hitting the spot because I began to want to pee, which is a sure sign that my G-Spot is being stimulated.

Squirmy VibratorIt was warm, or I was, and I pushed the duvet back on to the top of my thighs. I pressed the rabbit button just once and FUCK ME! That rabbit is one of the most powerful I have had the pleasure to test on my clit.

One more press on the rabbit button and I was pulsing away, my clit was enlivened immediately. A word of caution, this vibe isn’t quiet but that is a trade I’m willing to make for the stimulation provided by this pink sensation.

Lex was ball deep in Monica as I opened my eyes briefly to get some visual stimuli to help me on my way. I was so close now. My pussy was resonating with the powerful beating of the rabbit on my clit and my G-Spot was being massaged in to submission.

I started to gently rotate the vibe from side to side, only slightly. This had the effect of rubbing over my clitoral hood and making my pussy ache. I placed my right foot over my left ankle and grasped my buttocks together as sparks climbed up my spinal column and I twitched as my climax took me over.

My whole body almost lifted off the bed as I had the most powerful orgasm. And I think I let the world know too as I moaned out loud. I felt the orgasm dissipate and I powered down the vibe, eyes still shut to enjoy the moment.

A kiss pressed upon my lips as I felt Alex leaning over me, I breathed in his aroma deeply and opened my eyes. I could make out the firmness of his cock pressing against the denim groin of his jeans.

He moved round the bed and I heard the familiar sound of his zipper being lowered as I placed the wet vibe on my bedside drawers…

Rabbit vibrators don’t have to be big to hit the spot ;)

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The Doc Johnson, Vac-U-Lock E-Z Rider Rocker Review

Doc Johnson E-Z Rider RockerWow! That was a mouthful. This toy is unlike any other I have seen or tried and I just couldn’t wait to well…ride it. The image on box made me smile but I could tell it had great potential. ;)

Everything is included in the neatly packaged box:

One inflatable ball, colour flesh tone
A talc dispenser (got you guessing haven’t I?)
The Vac-U-Lock plug
And finally, last but not least…a wonderful realistic fell UR3 cock to fit on to the locking system. A whole 6” of insertable orgasmic pleasure for him or her. But I’m having the first go. :P

The great thing about this toy is that the Vac-U-Lock system is interchangeable with other pleasure givers, such as their strap-on harness, so one cock fits all. And many cocks fit one. What could be better! ;) There is also a great choice of dongs in all shapes, sizes and colours, they even have one with hair at the base for that extra authentic touch. And for the connoisseur they also supply a double penetrator for that bit of DP action.

Now down to some preparation, I went off to the bathroom to give my cock a good wash before I used it. It feels slightly strange but horny at the same time, washing your cock in the bathroom. Oh, to be a man! After a good wash, which I enjoyed, just like giving a soapy cock wank the composite is so flesh like. I really lathered it up and paid a lot of attention to the area just under the head like a good girl.

When it was clean I left it to drain on the side of the sink. This freaked the cat out. He sat next to it on the vanity unit, just staring. Once drained I took it in a warm fluffy towel and dried it. One cock now ready for action.

I sat on the edge of the bed and opened out the flesh coloured ball and located the hole I needed to insert the plug in to. The best method for this is to insert the corner of the smaller end of the trapezium in to the opening in the ball and then turn the plug to fully insert the plug.

Next I used the clever little talk dispenser to coat the inside of the dong to ensure that it didn’t stick to the plastic plug insert. Then I firmly pushed the realistic dong on to the plug. I started to blow in to the valve to inflate the ball and I blew and I blew but nothing happened the ball remained the same size. Then Alex who had been laying behind me on the bed, unbeknown to me laughing. Suggested that I pinch the valve when I blow to allow the air to travel through to the ball. Bloody hell, he is such a smartie pants sometimes. :)

Once inflated I was ready to go and Alex was eager to watch me. Unlike normal dongs with a suction cup base this one can be used on any surface, including carpets, upholstered chairs and beds. I decided to try cowgirl on the bed, much easier on the knees. Lol

Alex loves to watch me bring myself off but I also feel a little guilty when I’m indulging in a little self love and find it difficult not to include him. Not hat he complains. ;) I reached over to the bedside draws and took hold of the lube I had placed there earlier. Then I applied a generous amount to the tip and worked it around the cock head.

I straddled the ball on bended knees and guided the tip inside me. It was just the right size for my pussy, enough to be able to feel it and not too much to make sex with it difficult. Alex stood at the side of the bed in his bathrobe which hung open exposing his growing member.

I lowered myself down on to the soft ball beneath, taking in the cock inch by inch and it felt very real inside me. Once I had devoured it’s length I raised myself back off the phallus slowly to ensure good coverage of the erection with the lube. It felt so close to the real thing, I even felt the underside hit my fleshy opening as I lifted my pussy off the cock.

I took hold of the ball and made my way over to Alex’s side of the bed where he was now proudly standing, stroking his cock. Still on my knees I lowered back down over that wonderful firm cock and I began to fuck the cock cowgirl. To aid my speed and g-spot stimulation a top tip is to grab the ball firmly between your calves and this secures the cock to aid optimum angling.

This was perfect. My g-spot was getting a good workout as I bounced up and down on the ball which acts as the perfect buffer. Better than grounding on a hard chair on the down stroke. I also added a bit of rolling between my thrusts which moved the cock around inside me to increase the intensity of the fuck. Something you can’t do with a normal dong. It even feels good to do a bit of “stirring”.

Within a few minutes I was climaxing and no further lube was necessary, that cock was all shiny and wet. ;) I hold totally forgotten about Alex who was standing before me wanking. Reaching forward I took a firm hold of his erection and began to stroke it in time with my movements on the Ezrider. He bucked his hips, fucking my hand just like a pussy.

I came again and for a moment stopped stroking his cock, lost in the orgasmic pleasure. Alex’s hand embraced mine and he moved both our hands up and down his hard shaft. This prompted me and I took over once again. The tip of his cock was now glistening with pre cum and I leaned over to lick his dick clean. Alex moaned and took hold of my hair, guiding me down to him.

Still bouncing on my cock I started to fuck his erection with my mouth. It was becoming difficult to breath and I lifted my head off his hardon enough to be able to pull in some much needed air. A couple of breaths later I started to bob up and down on him and my dong. Another orgasm hit me but I managed to keep my mind on the task in hand mouth.

I came up for air once more and began working his cock with my hand again. I felt so horny, bringing myself off and Alex at the same time. I was just about to lean over and blow him again when Alex exclaimed “Fuck! I’m coming”. No time to take him in my mouth I instinctively opened my mouth and stuck out my tongue.

From previous experience I closed my eyes, that bloody stuff stings if you get it in your eyes. ;) the first spurt of cum hit my left cheek, quickly followed by a globule landing squarely on my top lip. Alex was now balancing himself on the top of my head with his right hand as he quaked before me. Then a warm stream of cum landed on my tongue, it felt warm after waiting so long.

With a twitching convulsion he shot the last of his load in to my mouth.

I looked up at him and smiled as I licked my lips and swallowed him down. When I stopped rolling on the ball I realised that I had coated the top of it with my cum, all around the base of the cock and balls was wet. Good job the whole thing is fully washable.

This toy surprised me in more ways than one. When I first saw this and right up to the point of actually using it, I though the cock on a ball concept was just too outlandish to be effective, now how wrong could I have been. It is such a versatile toy, every girl should have one in their toy box. ;)

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Vibra Exciter Cock Ring Review

The Vibra Exciter vibrating cock ring is designed to be activated by the ringing of a mobile phone when it receives a text message or voice call. So it’s a toy that promises a great deal for naughty fun in public places, and yet there are so many potential pitfalls …

When a toy arrives for review it’s often the case that what comes out of the packet is not entirely what we expected. That is certainly true of the Vibra Exciter.

My experience of cock rings and some other male sex toys in the past has been that they rank OK to fair. With a vibrator/bullet attached they can be fun, but while many do the job and make for an interesting experience cock rings are not at the top of my Christmas list.

One of the reasons for that is that most of them are designed to be worn at the base of the penis, often primarily acting as an aid to maintaining an erection. If they vibrate they stimulate the least sensitive part of the penis and the scrotum. That is all well and good, but the most sensitive part of the penis, the glans at the tip of the penis gets left out.

When I knew that Vibra Exciter was on it’s way I envisaged it like all other cock rings, humming away on my scrotum. Thank goodness I was soooo wrong. Nestling with its soft jelly brushes just behind my glans and with twin bullets working those sensitive nerve endings I got a real treat.

We first tested the Vibra Exciter in the bedroom. Why? I hear you ask when this is a toy designed for use in less than private places would we do a thing like that? Simple, volume. Many bullets in sex toys are less than quiet. If you’re in the privacy of your own home that’s great, but outside that can lead to all sorts or trouble. Although the Vibra Exciter’s control unit does have a big “Cancel” button, just in case and would pass as a pager if spotted on your waistband.

There was another reason too, the Exciter is made of a jelly-like plastic that I thought might pull on my sensitive glans and make them sore.

Neither of my fear we justified. The soft plastic hugs your cock, stopping the cock ring falling off and holding the brushes on the twin bullets firmly in place. And as for the bullets, they are as powerful as one I have twice their size and although not silent they are very quiet.

Quiet enough so that tucked inside your trousers they are almost inaudible. Off to the supermarket then.

Having proved that the Vibra Exciter worked when my mobile phone rang we set off to the supermarket. The instructions for the toy mention that not only can it be triggered by phones, but by other electrical equipment so I was waiting for some surprises. Hehehe.

About half way to the supermarket the cock ring went off. I’d set it on the lowest setting just in case it could be heard by other shoppers, but even on that setting it put an immediate smile on my face. Suze noticed asked “It’s working then?”. “Ooooh yes!” I replied. Someone in a passing car must have taken a call.

BTW I’ll go on to describe the settings later.

At the supermarket I stood next to the ATM, refrigerators, cash tills and even a floor polisher, but the Exciter didn’t activate. Then just as I was about to give up hope of a surprise stimulation, it went off. I turned round and saw a woman, brunette, about 45, taking a call. I tried not to smile, I think I managed it.

Suze wasn’t so controlled and again picked up on my clandestine cock ring action and started giggling. We hastened to finish the shopping and then off to the checkouts.

We then went on to the DIY store to pick up a new shower head. No stimulation there either. Amazing isn’t it, people are normally on their mobile phones all the time … apart from when you want them to be. LOL

Now all that was great fun despite the lack of non-mobile activations. Perhaps you should just make sure you spend a lot of time in mobile phone shops. Credit where it’s due the toy is totally reliable when your phone receives a call, so you and your lover can enjoy yourself even miles apart.

The Vibra Exciter has ten settings, all of which are very enjoyable due to the power of the bullets. This is made possible by the use of two AAA batteries in the control unit/receiver that clips to your waistband of belt when in outdoor use. Some bullets try to be self-contained, utilising button cells and sacrifice the raw power available to those using larger batteries. The slight inconvenience of a connecting wire is a small price to pay.

There are three steady settings of increasing power that you can step though with one of the two controls on the toy, six pulsing/sawtooth modes and then my favourite, random, which makes its merry way through an assortment of the other modes.

All those modes, particularly random, and the power of the thing means that it’s great to use solo. You obviously can’t masturbate with it on, but if you slip it over your cock you’ll be hard in minutes and ready for a little hand assisted action.

The Vibra Exciter exceeded pretty much all of my expectations. I simply didn’t expect it to be as comfortable to wear, as effective in use or as quiet in operation. It’s a revelation.

 

Californian Exotics Sensual Bender

Sensual Bender, AlexSuze.comIf you haven’t read it already Suze’s Review of the Sensual Bender by California Exotics it’s here.

Is it strange that a toy ordered primarily for me should first be reviewed by Suze? Not really she enjoyed the experience of using the Sensual Bender on me as much as I enjoyed being the recipient of the anal probe.

I think she summed the toy up well. Too well in fact as she pretty much covered every aspect of its construction and use. I told her off for that at the time she wrote the review. I mean what else is there to say?

From my point of view there are a few things to add.

Suze knows that I like to enjoy anal play slowly and with plenty of lube. We haven’t indulged lately, mainly because of lack of time, and you do need time to ensure that the experience is enjoyable. My anus is tight and needs to be relaxed to be penetrated. Then of course there needs to be a large amount of lube involved.

The Sensual Bender is perfect for the job for a number of reasons. As Suze mentioned, the plastic is soft, a jelly type material in fact, but with a jointed metal “spine” giving both rigidity for insertion and infinite flexibility allowing you to shape the toy to reach the areas you want to stimulate.

I really do love the prelude to anal play. Suze is so good at it, gentle, careful and sensual. She lubed up the bender on its tip and first few ridges, then teased my anus with it. At the same time she ran her nails gently across and around my upturned buttocks. This really relaxes me and builds up the feeling of anticipation before she inserts a toy. By the time she gently eased the first “bead” into my anal sphincter I was sporting a semi and aching for my ass to be penetrated.

The toy’s size is graduated but quite large from the tip so Suze was only able to get 6 of the beads inside me before the sensation was too intense. The smooth shape of the beads and their soft construction means you can push the boundaries without sudden and uncomfortable increases in size spoiling the moment.

The smooth shape also makes the toy easy to clean.

We didn’t fully explore the range of shapes that you can create with the Sensual Bender anal toy, though even with the limited experimentation we were able to carry out we found that the toy is very effective and promises more fun in the future.

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The Sensual Bender From Californian Exotics

Sensual Bender, AlexSuze.comWhen Alex selected this toy I thought it would be made of hard plastic. But I was pleased when I opened the packaging that it was made out of a very soft, warm to the touch jelly.

The sensual bender is lovely to hold it has the firmness afforded by it’s wonderful bendy internal spine offset by the soft and sensual feel of the pliable jelly outer. It comprises of 11 balls along it’s length with a circumference ranging from 11 cm at the base to 8 cm at it’s tip. The total length of the probe is 24 cm. I was eager to see just how many I could insert inside Alex’s tight little ass.

I placed the towel on the bed and he assumed the position in front of me, ass stuck in the air, anus pouting and tempting me to fuck it. Sitting cross legged behind him with a his legs stretching out either side of mine he was in the perfect position for entry.

The lube was already placed on the bed along with a roll of toilet tissue for mopping up excess lube which is a necessary piece of equipment for anal play. Lube, lube and more lube. ;)

It’s a while since Alex had any anal action (too long) and I intended to be gentle with him, despite the fact that I was as horny as hell. My primal urges were to fuck him hard whilst wanking at his cock.

I drizzled lube down between the groove in his ass cheeks and watched it descend towards his pink puckered hole. Then I took the bendy probe and worked the lube around his anus with the tip. He loves this. ;)

Then with a gentle push against the tension of his sphincter the end popped inside. I ran the lube around his anus and the sides of his ass cheeks with my index finger, ensuring no pulling on his flesh as the probe worked it’s way in to him.

The lube had now started to run down his perineum which is where the folded towel comes in handy to soak up and drips. With the probe in my right hand I grabbed his balls with my fee hand and rolled them as I added a little force to the end of the probe, easing it between his cheeks and in deeper.

Alex was now groaning and enjoying the full feeling he was sensing as his rectum was taken. I continued to massage his balls I he took in the 3rd jelly ball. I was getting quite excited sitting behind him watching his cock get bigger as I probed his ass. My pussy was quite moist and if my hands had not been covered in lube I would have reached over for my bullet vibe (next time).

As the third ball was snapped in to his anus, I could hear the pop and squelch as his sphincter enclosed around it. The wonderful thing about the shape of this toy is that it holds itself in position, as the anus locks in each ball and with the probe being bendable it makes a great angled handle.

The whole experience was now becoming very intense for Alex and he asked me to remove the anal probe as he panted with the overwhelming feedback from his anal muscles and prostate. His cock was now dribbling down on to the towel…was doing the trick and massaging his prostate.

Slowly each ball popped back out of his ass and Alex flipped himself over on to his back and asking me to push it back inside him. Who was I to say no. ;) I lubed him up once again and drizzled more lube on to the probe, then started to push it inside him.

Sensual bender,AlexSuze.comI watched in delight and sexual arousal as his ass swallowed up the balls one, two, three…more lube. “God I’m wet”. Four, then five…fuck this was turning me on. Then the sixth entered his ass. I took a firm grip of his semi stiff cock and began to work the foreskin up and down. I took a hold of his balls in my left hand and alternated between pulling and squeezing them. Another little trick he likes. His cock was getting very hard.

“I’ll come if you keep that up!”, he exclaimed and the immediately flopped back on to the bed. A sacrifice I would just have to make, him not fucking me that is.

My need right now was to see him shoot his load right there in front of me.

I speeded up the action on his cock, now with tightened grip I pumped away at him. He started to contort and groan, his orgasm wasn’t far away. Letting go of the grip on his balls I started to rub my clit whilst keeping up the unrelenting masturbation of his cock.

My clit was swollen and quite firm under my finger as I rolled it from side to side, I was close too. The visuals had brought me close to the edge before I started to play with myself. Alex started to buck against my strokes and with an almighty “Agghhhhh”, he lifted his shoulders of the bed several times and the first spurt of cum issued from the tip of his cock.

He came again and again, peppering his stomach with his white, glutaneous fluid. I was sat wide eyed rubbing my clit for all it was worth, my fingers were now skating over my clit with the wetness of my pussy. I twitched, once, twice and then…JESUS! I came all over my fingers, they were warm and wet.

I slumped back on to the pillows and raised my fingers to my mouth…

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California Exotic’s Vibrating Panties

AlexSuzeI just had to get a pair of these from the moment that I spotted them. Imagine having a tiger thong with a pocket especially for your powerful wireless vibrator. The range on the remote is stated at approx 12ft, so your partner can control your orgasm quite literally without having to be there. ;) However we found that the range was at least twice this and the remote works even if there’s a wall between it and the pants.

I’ve tried a remote bullet in the past which required I wear a receiver and it wasn’t wire free. The Tiger Pants are, no wires to have down your panties and no receiving units to wear. Total freedom…The remote control operates using a 12V battery and the vibe unit on 2 x AA. Oh, and another good thing, they provide the batteries so you don’t have to go looking for some. One word of warning, the thong is only about a (UK) size 14 max so be aware that you may have to make some adjustments if you’re larger or smaller than this.

Reading on the box that the thong is washable made me smile because I just knew there was no way mine was going to stay dry. ;)

We decided to go shopping I needed some new underwear and Alex wanted to play. Before setting out I tried the vibe and remote, they worked perfectly well but the power of the vibrator meant that it wasn’t silent but it would be OK in a noisy environment. So, girls if you are going to use this out in public ensure that you are not going to a library or church. Lol The slightly louder than expected volume is worth it for that additional power to be worth it. That vibe is very, very good.

To help subdue the noise even further and to push that little baby up against my clit I decided to wear jeans over my panties. This worked a treat the vibe snuggled nicely between my pussy lips and against my little pink bud.

On the way over to the mall Alex kept turning the vibrator on and off and I must say that it feels wonderful when you are sat directly on it. The vibration is more focused on your clit and the seat muffles the sound. I wonder if I could get away with wearing it whilst sitting at my desk…

Each time Alex turned on the control and vibe started to buzz against my clit I couldn’t help but smile and once or twice I actually had to release a giggle. I don’t think any of the shoppers particularly noticed they were too busy. Or at least I hope they didn’t.

He really enjoyed teasing me and got as much enjoyment out of it as I did. Alex taking possession of the control made the whole experience even more arousing for me as I didn’t know when he was going to turn me on again.

By the time I had bought three new bras with matching panties I was ready to go. No correction, I was so hot that I needed to fuck. Normally I would have been much longer but I just couldn’t wait to feel him inside me. I bet Alex wants me to wear these panties every time I shop. ;)

On the way home we ventured down a well known lovers lane and we got out and sat in the back seat. I slipped out of my jeans and vibrating panties and he pulled his jeans down the dirty sod had no boxers on! He was already rock hard and ready to go. Alex sat on the seat in the middle and I kissed him briefly before turning my back towards him and slowly guiding his erect cock in to me.

I just can’t explain how good it felt to finally have him there inside my pussy and I was wet, so wet. Teasing always does that to me. I pushed down on to him until he grounded on my cervix. I took a quick look around, no cars, no people, just farmers fields and cattle.

Placing my hands on both seat backs I started to raise myself up and down on his cock. It felt good and the situation was making me even more horny, it had been so long since we had sex in a car…I can’t remember when we last did!

Being so ready for it meant within moments I was coming. I fucked through my orgasm with Alex’s help, lifting me up and down on to his cock with his hands on my hips. When I come I go all wobbly and weak. I regained my composure and helped out bobbing up and down on his lap, being careful not to hit my head on the car roof. Alex was now panting and as I glanced back over my shoulder his head was back against the headrest with eyes shut.

I started to fuck him harder and he started to push his hips upwards to meet my downward thrust. The car started to rock slightly and the windows were now becoming steamed, it was quite cold out there but steam meant no onlookers. So that was a good thing.

His cock was now so slick with my juices and I was fucking him hard and fast, aided by the support of the seat backs it takes most of the work out of your legs and means you can fuck longer and harder. I didn’t need to…with a loud moan he quivered and grunted as he shot his hot seed in to my cunt.

I slowed down the rhythm and then came to a stop as he flopped back against the seat. My buttocks were sticky and moist from the combination of fluids. Carefully I lifted myself free of my impaler and sat on the seat next to him.

If anyone should ask what those white marks are on the back seat before I get chance to clean them I will have to say little nephew dropped his icecream. I’m such a bad auntie…

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