Fun Factory Bloomy Review

The Fun Factory Bloomy Dildo is unlike any butt plug we’ve ever tested before, not because of its construction or some innovative vibrating function, but because of its shape.

The toy is moulded into its beautiful smooth and elegant form in top medical grade silicon by those clever people at Fun Factory. Most butt plugs have a tapering shape, thinner waist at the bottom and a wide base to stop you losing it up your you know where. The Bloomy does away with the base and replaces it with a curving loop and leaf like section which presses against the perineum when in use. The main insertable end of the toy begins as a smooth bulbous shape, then widens suddenly in the form of two petal like shapes either side of the main shaft.

This is what makes the bloomy so different from other Butt plugs.

I wanted to use the Bloomy while having sex with Suze, so while she looked on I lubed up with Pjur Aqua around my anus and on the toy itself. I lay on my back on the bed and raised my knees to aid penetration.

The first section of the toy entered me easily, opening my inner and outer sphincter and leaving me feeling filled. Pressing the toy further in I felt a sudden resistance from the two “petals” half way down the shaft. After trying for several minutes to push past theses, applying extra lube and adjusting my position the Bloomy finally slid inside me the perineal stimulator resting satisfyingly against my skin.

In place the Bloomy feels great, it’s not too large and the soft caress of the perineal stimulator makes you want to clench your muscles, pulling the toy inside and pressing it against the sensitive skin between your scrotum and anus.

I lay for a while alternately relaxing and then clenching my buttocks to allow my body to get used to the new sensations. Each anal toy is different. I found the Fun Factory Bloomy to be stimulating but not too intense, soft, and yet able to press against my prostate with enough force to make me constantly aware of its presence.

Suze coaxed me to erection with a little nibbling and licking, occasionally looping round the head of my cock to gather the copious pre-cum that was oozing from it. She wanted to be fucked and I wanted to fuck her with this great little toy in my ass.

Screwing with a butt plug in intensifies the experience. The muscular movements involved in sex, particularly when fucking doggy style mean you get a prostate massage and a really intense orgasm.

Suze rolled onto her front and raised her shapely bum towards me. Her glistening pussy lips pouted at me from between her thighs. I couldn’t help lapping at her aromatic slit for a moment. She giggled as I did so and pressed back against my probing tongue.

Erection at the ready didn’t want to wait any longer and rose to my knees behind her. I shuffled between her legs, buttocks clenched. I’ve had butt plugs shoot out before when attempting this and was being cautious. I entered her and began to thrust. Her voice was muffled by the pillow that she had buried her head into. I was very excited and very large. I touched the very deepest parts of her, bouncing off her cervix and making her gasp.

Then the Bloomy flew out of my ass. Because the toy has not distinct waist at its base like most butt plugs and the involuntary muscular contractions that occur during sex it had no chance of staying in. It’s not as if I have something up my ass every night, I have a very tight sphincter, it’s just the Bloomy’s shape that let me down.

However, undeterred I continued to pound away inside Suzanne, every stroke punctuated with the sensuous collision of my groin with her buttocks. When the shattering orgasm arrived I just wished the Bloomy had remained inside me to make the moment that little bit sweeter.

Used during masturbation, or perhaps in a slightly different position the Fun Factory dildo would be perfect. It’s a quality product at an affordable price. Its design is attractive and it works well. As a beginner to intermediate level toy I highly recommend it. My two reservations are that it simply will not stay in during doggy style shagging and the leap of faith that’s required to give the toy that little extra push to get “over the hump” when inserting it.

Another winner from Fun Factory!

you can buy the Fun Factory Bloomy from Bedtime Heaven.

An Evening Of Ben Dover Working My G-Spot:

Ben Dover G-Spot Smoothie Review

This is a first for me, I have never watched Ben Dover’s naughty productions or used any of his toys. In fact I don’t think I really noticed them until I spotted the G-Spot Smoothie on Bedtime Heaven whilst browsing for possible “love” interests. Lol

The packaging is basic and offers good advice on using and caring for your vibrator but much to my annoyance doesn’t actually tell you what the toy is constructed from. Given that it is a hard plastic with a soft velvety touch I assume no plasticers were used and it should be pthalate free.

Bens G-Spot Smoothie is light and compact
Takes 2 x AAA batteries secured with a screw base and waterproof seal, so it should be OK to use in the shower
It measures 7” in length with an ample girth of 4” at the tip
The vibrator has a push button control which cycles through 5 vibratory patterns (the fast continuous is fantastic)

I decided to take this one to bed to warm me up for a good fucking session with Alex. We both showered and then slipped under the duvet. Me with my hair still slightly moist, I couldn’t be bothered to wait for the dryer to remove all the moisture. I had a new toy to play with.

This is quite an unassuming toy and I had my reservations that it would be a winner, despite Mr Dover’s claims that he knows his sex toys. Well mate, so do I. Lol

Having stepped straight from shower to bed my pussy was moist but not quite enough to aid Ben inside me. Alex passed me the water based lube, fuck that was cold! I slid my finger between my pussy lips lubing my slit and pushing my fingers just inside to ease the passage of Ben.

Alex kindly passed me some tissue to clean up my fingers and I was ready to go. So was he, laying next to me slowly wanking, the dirty bugger.

As I pushed the firm tip of the Smoothie against my lips my excitement rose, how would this measure up? A firm but steady pressure broke the seal to my vagina and I felt the satisfying pop of my opening as it touched base.

My vaginal muscles did the rest, pulling the vibrator deep inside me until I had taken it’s length. Immediately I knew this was going to be good. The tell tale glide over my g-spot got my attention. I could feel the gentle pressure against my pleasure spot and anything else which followed would be a bonus.

I turned my head to the right to catch Alex with his eyes close and duvet folded back on to his thighs, hand gently caressing his semi hard cock. Don’t you just love watching a guy wank…*sigh* Where was I?

Yes the pressing on my external wall was noticeable, a good start. I pushed the button and the bullet in the tip of the g-spot vibe, pressing against my g-spot, sprang in to life. It was quite powerful, so I pressed again and the speed increased and the intensity of the vibrations inside me made me squirm.

I decided to try pulling and pushing the vibe gently in and out of my opening. It felt good but not quite what I was wanting. Pushing the Smoothie back in up to its hilt I then pushed back on the external end, downwards towards the bed. Fuck! The sustained pressure and contact on my g-spot was something else.

This toy is shaped perfectly to fit a woman’s internal contours or at least it was for me. Next I tried pushing the end in a circular motion and I could feel my first orgasm building, with my right hand working the vibe and my left rubbing my clit it happened…

One thrashing moaning, groaning, buttock clasping orgasm ripped through me with such intensity. When it subsided I felt tired, spent, sated.

But Alex was now hovering above me as I opened my eyes.

“I’ve got something for you”, he said with a wry smile…

I have only praise for the Smoothie G-Spot much to my surprise because I was braced for disappointment. Not this time.

In summary I think this is very much like our friend Ben, it is inexpensive, devoid of complication and delivers. If I could make one suggestion it would be that they lengthen the handle to aid its use.

It’s not many guys that get to try out another woman’s vagina with the help of their partner. But I am one of those guys. This time it was the Lexi Pocket Pussy from Doc Johnson. Doc Johnson produce a range of compact and not so compact masturbators almost all of which are made from their famous UR3 material.

If you’re not familiar with UR3 it’s a soft, pliable yet firm plastic that feels very close to real skin. It’s also quite hardwearing and elastic. This means that you can give a doc Johnson pocket pussy a real pounding without fear of it fail on you. Personally though I wouldn’t opt for a quicky-wank with Lexi’s Pocket Pussy for reasons I’ll expand upon below.

The Lexi is, like all of Doc Johnson’s named products, modelled on a real person. If the casting is anywhere near faithful to the original then Lexi has very neat labia and a very tight opening to her vagina. Before use, perhaps while you’re cleaning the toy in preparation for its first use, you should slip two or three fingers into the opening of the toy to, well, break it in. If you don’t inserting your lubed penis into the pocket pussy can be fun later. Cleaning the toy also removes most of the colour from the labia minora of the toy. Doc Johnson seem to think that all women have bright pink lipstick on their pussies as all Doc Johnson sex toys seem to come with this colouration. LOL

The pussy is tubular in shape with a slight waist two thirds away from the vulva end with three light grooves on it, more to indicate the best position to hold the toy than to aid grip. Unless you go completely mad with the lube you’ll find UR3 is very easy to hold. Inside the vaginal walls you find that “Lexi” is gently bobbled rather than deeply ribbed.

Suze didn’t think she’d get to have a fiddle with this toy, but she was very wrong. I lay in bed in my customary 45 degree angled position (half propped up against the bed head) and let Suze twiddle with me until I was erect. She then dribbled water based lube (we use Pjur Aqua at the moment) onto my cock, then passed the lube to me and continued to stroke my penis while I applied a little more lube to the opening of the pocket pussy.

Even having stretched it while I was cleaning it earlier it was quite tricky to push myself inside. This is normal for UR3 toys and is great because it means they retain their satisfying tightness over time.

I slid in slowly, at first just pushing the tip of my cock inside, then deeper with each stroke as the lube worked its way up and around the inside of the toy. Applying pressure to the outer wall of the Pocket Pussy allows you to give extra stimulation to your cock as you masturbate, while leaving you pleasantly detached and giving you that “somebody else’s hand” feeling.

I suggested to Suze that I really did try someone else’s hand and let her take over. She really enjoyed herself, first trying on hand then two, squeezing and tugging. She especially liked the way in which she was able to press the toy down far enough that the tip of my cock popped out of the end. She said she liked to see the end of my penis, glistening with lube.

Anyway, she really enjoyed herself, which was fine by me because her milking of my cock – or was it Lexi milking my cock, was a real winner. The internal contours of the toy meant a long slow action was best and she soon realised this as my eyes rolled and I squirmed in response to her pumping my cock with Lexi’s pussy.

The Pocket Pussy is quiet too. Some masturbators slurp and suck, which can be a pleasant accompaniment to your wank but this one is quiet and therefore discrete.

The ejaculation was a sizzling bubbling one that erupted from the end of the pocket pussy like a white lava flow, a mixture of lube and cum.

We both enjoyed the toys for different reasons. It’s very pleasant to hold, not too big and very lifelike, at least externally. The Lexi Pocket Pussy is very easy to clean after use too. For the price you really can’t go wrong, this is a good quality toy, simple and effective. What more could you ask for?

Read more sex toy reviews here.

Suze has developed a fascination with shoving things up my arse. You can see her video of this strap-on here. So the chance to try a Beginner’s Strap-On was an opportunity that she wasn’t about to pass up.

The Beginner’s Strap-on from Pipedream is just the sort of toy that works for those couples wanting to try a bit of strap-on action and those guys who might be a bit unsure about the idea.

Whether it’s about power exchange or the woman wanting to do a bit of thrusting this is a toy that ticks all the boxes for beginners in anal play. And I mean any sort of anal play. The harness is made from webbing with plastic adjusters, the pad behind the dildo/probe section is velvet and the retaining ring for the dildo is soft plastic.

The dildo itself is a soft, blue jelly plastic (don’t worry, it’s pthalate free) with a gently rounded tip and slender tapering length. It’s 12 centimetres long and at its widest 3 centimetres in diameter.

Seeing Suze with a cock, albeit an artificial one, is to say the least a bit odd. I’m not just talking about from my perspective. It made her a bit giggly and she couldn’t help but twang her new appendage as it stuck out in front of her. I laid out a towel and had the lube ready.

We tried three positions. First traditional doggy, that was good but getting the height right meant that the dildo kept falling out. Or more accurately springing out. At only 12 centimetres good hip control is needed to keep it inserted in your partner.

Next we tried with me on my side. Again the length of the dildo prevented Suze from making more than a few thrusts before it popped out of my ass.

Finally we tried with me on my back with my knees tucked up. This worked best and despite the slight awkwardness caused by Suze’s inexperience as the possessor of a cock worked best, both because the dildo stayed in as she thrust, but also because she could see the expression on my face.

The dildo’s smooth shape and relatively small size is great because it stimulates rather than overwhelms you. It’s soft, but just rigid enough to allow penetration.

I didn’t get hard and cum buckets while she fucked me but Suze derived a great deal of satisfaction from learning how to thrust and watching me react to her efforts. We haven’t finished with this toy and will be trying it again to get Suze’s technique just right. Practice makes perfect.

The following night we adjusted the harness and found that by moving it up towards Suze’s tummy by only a few centimetres we were able to give her more control and allow her to fuck me doggy style. The slim, slowly tapering shape of the dildo allowed her to slowly increase the depth of her thrusts until she was able to grind her pelvis against my buttocks.

Suze found the harness comfortable to wear. The main issue was not the strap-on, but the fact that she, like all women, is not a natural when it comes to swinging her pelvis and fucking someone. That is something that can be addressed with practice and careful adjustment of the harness. Like all such toys learning how to use it is part of the fun.

So if you want to experiment beyond a lubed finger up the ass, or a butt plug the Beginner’s Strap-on from Pipedream could be the one for you.

Occasionally you feel that you need to expand the horizons of your relationship with your partner. Try something new, not always something exciting even, just an experience you haven’t shared before.

That’s where Alex and I complement each other perfectly, for you see want to keep the relationship fresh, open, honest and perhaps along the way exciting. No, it is exciting. No two days are the same in the Alex & Suze household.

And so when it was time to select something nice to play with we decided to try a length. Got you! I mean a length of Doc Johnson’s Japanese Style Bondage Rope in blood red.

We have 32 feet of rope which they claim will not rub or chafe you skin. I was rather glad about that because whilst I do like a little gentle restraint I’m not in to pain of any sort. I’m also not very good at tying knots; the last time I had to do anything with string was at school in an art class, we did some macramé. I made a bottle cover. Lol

I’m guessing if you are a fisherman then you may have a head start on the rest of us novices out here.

I decided to be Alex’s volunteer in the absence of any other and he was more than eager to tie me up. In fact he remarked that he wished that he had ordered the ball gag too. Needless to say I gave him a good spank for that. He laughed, so I gave him another. I know I’m supposed to be the submissive one but I’m a switch at heart.

For some reason I don’t know why I had conjured up in my head that Alex without any experience whatsoever would be binding me a wonderfully intricate bodice in Shibari. I have seen so many wonderful images of this and it looks beautiful when executed correctly.

On this occasion it was far too ambitious for his first attempt, even if he had been a good boy scout. But that’s me, wanting to run before we can walk. The great thing about doing attempting something like this is that it is a shared, intimate, learning experience.

I removed my clothing, t-shirt, jeans all cast to the floor as I lay on the bed eagerly awaiting Alex’s appearance in the doorway of the bedroom. He entered the room having retrieved the rope from its hiding place. We had visitors earlier in the day and had done a sweep of the house for any incriminating evidence. That being sex toys and other related paraphernalia.

My heart was beating with anticipation as Alex settled on the side of the bed and easing out a length of rope he gently traced it over my naked form. It tickled but at the same time stroked me with its light touch. He danced the rope over my left nipple and I watched as it responded, hardening and jutting out from my breast.

I closed my eyes as he lifted my left foot and began to run lengths of rope around my raised ankle, I felt him tighten the knot. Then he took the other in his hand and repeated the binding process as I lay trying hard to control my breathing, which was becoming more obvious and quickened.

Ankles secured, he took hold of my left hand and I felt him running the rope over the back of my wrist, then underneath, wrapping me several times in the rope before securing it with a knot.

Finally he took my right hand and secured that to the other. I opened my eyes to discover that I had been lightly hogtied, I say lightly because he had allowed adequate space between hands and feet for me to move and feel comfortable.

I had the feeling that he was easing me in to this…

He moved from under my feet and then I realised that I had to lay with my legs raised in order to be able to lay on the bed. It felt slightly uncomfortable and unfamiliar but in a strange kind of way I liked the unfamiliarity of the situation I now found myself in. It gave the experience and edge, a sexual tingle if you like.

As I was getting used to my new situation Alex slipped out of his clothes and stood next to me. This had turned him on too, he was as hard as a rock. I wriggled closer to the edge of the bed and licked the tip of his cock, he tasted good.

I enclose my mouth around his erection and sucked as I ran my tongue over his frenulum. He bucked into my mouth a couple of times and then withdrew and climbed on to the bed below me.

He took hold of the rope stretching between my hands and my feet and lifted me until I was level with his cock and then he plunged my depths. I yelped, with surprise even though I had known this was coming. It felt good to be semi suspended and fucked at the same time.

My rope tethers were so soft and kind to my skin that I felt like I was being secured by hands instead of rope.

Alex had control over me and I liked the idea of relinquishing mine to him. I was awash with come, it’s the only way I can describe just how wet I was. He pulled out a little too far and skidded on my fluid trying to re-enter me, a little toilet tissue had to be used to lap up the surplus before he pushed inside my pussy again.

All my senses seemed heightened and my orgasm came quickly and quite loudly, swiftly followed by Alex.

If you haven’t given rope bondage a try I strongly suggest you do. Don’t try to be too ambitious at first, make the most of the sensual bonding you and your partner develop and go with the flow.

I now need to find a book on beginners bondage, has anyone any suggestions?

… Every Now And Then I Like A Little Something Up My Ass

I did try to be more concise with the header but this really does sum me up. Sometimes when Alex is fucking away at me I feel like a little bit of DP. It’s the time when I am most receptive to anal stimulation, my anus opens slightly and the muscles relax, allowing smooth passage in to my rectum.

With this in mind, the next time I ordered my batch of toys from the lovely guys at Bedtime Heaven I ordered the little beauty up there in the top left corner. It’s the Internal Sensations from Doc Johnson.

The soft flexible probe is 20cm in length
Has a graduating insertable circumference ranging from the tip at 4.3cm to 13.1cm at its base, enough to please anyone
It takes 2 x AA batteries
The IS is also waterproof, which I intend to try out later. Water relaxes my anal muscles too.
But I left the best till last…it has the worlds smallest bullet tip to get to those hard to reach places. Lol

Anal is not something that can be rushed and whether it happens or not depends on circumstances I have found. You can’t always guarantee that it will happen but with such a slender toy I knew that there would be a chance of at least being DP’d.

We both watched a little bit of streaming video that night. It was a girl on girl scene with Lolly Babcock in it. Before it reached the end I was ready to fuck. So was Alex, he climbed up on to his knees and told me to bend over. How could I resist.

The lube and my Internal Sensations were sitting on top of Alex’s drawers just in case I was receptive. I pulled my nightshirt up over my head and leant over my pillows. My breasts were now free and swaying below me. I love the feel of my breasts when they are released from the confines of my bra. The sensation can only be related to that of taking a really good poo and the release you feel, for you guys. Lol

I feel like my skin can breath again, my nipples become hyper sensitive as they graze upon the pillow below. Alex pushes in to me as I squat with my ass in the air, elbows resting on the mattress. My breasts are now pushed snugly in to the pillow. He starts to fuck me, slowly at first. As he fucks, my breasts roll into pillow. My pussy is now gaping and accepting his thrusts easily but with the sweetest of friction.

The bed starts to moan and creak with the quickening pace of his thrust and my upward bounces to meet him. I’m so wet, so fucking wet. I can hear him sliding in and out of me as my juices audibly slosh. I’m watching Lolly finger fuck that blonde girl and I’m wishing she was here with me. Alex is fucking me faster now…oh fuck, I feel that orgasm building. “I’m coming!”. He hears me and fucks faster, driving in and out of me like a machine.

I release…the wetness seeps down my inner thighs. Lolly, oh Lollly…you dirty bitch! I can see her fingering her sub. She has her knees up round her ears and moans like a whore. Alex fuck me…oh yes just like that.

His pelvis is now slapping against my ass and I know he wants me to come again. “Fuck my ass!”, I shout out as he penetrates me with unrelenting lust. He stops momentarily and reaches over to his drawers. I hear the sound of the lube bottle being opened…

…then I feel something cool against my anus. A gentle push and it’s in there, cold and probing. Alex opens me up and starts to thrust once more. My pussy is ready, I’m ready. Lolly, you dirty fucker you made her come. I feel a buzz inside my ass, subtle but nice. Then the it intensifies as Alex’s cock thrusts in to me.

The buzz is now humming in my rectum, it feels good. I’m full but not too full, it’s pleasurable tingling. I’m being DP’d and I love it! The feel of hardcock in my pussy and soft vibrating probe in my ass is taking me over the edge.

I start to buck back against both the vibe and Alex, wanting both to enter me deeper, harder. Fuck me, fuck me! My pussy starts to tingle and my body is enraptured by another orgasm. I can feel Alex swelling within me, he starts to fuck harder and hits my cervix.

My ponytail sways as he continues to grind in to me.

“Ooohhhh, fuck”, I feel his cock twitch in me as he ejaculates inside my pussy. With a last moan he throws his body over my back and collapses. I fall onto my pillow unable to sustain his weight and we both lay momentarily catching our breath.

The vibe is still buzzing inside me and I ask him to turn it off. He does as we both lay on our side spooning as the grip of our release subsides. Alex removed the vibe as we melted together in the afterglow.

My ass never felt so good!

Inflatable sex toys come in many forms. There’s the classic blow-up sex doll, novelty blow-up items, the Cupid’s Couch, and then there’s the Position Master, part of the Fetish Fantasy Series from Pipedream Products.

The great advantage of inflatable furniture, be it intended to enhance your sex life or not, is that it’s easy to transport. The Position Master comes in a box 260mm x 330mm x 90mm, yet inflates to 800mm x 650mm x 320mm. The package states that it can support up to 300 lbs (136 Kg), so it should take a bit of punishment *evil grin*.

The first thing you have to do of course is inflate the couch. I did it the hard way, by blowing it up. While this is entirely feasible I wouldn’t advise it just before sex as the single inlet valve is small requires a quite an effort to use. If you have a foot pump, or electric pump you’d be advised to use that. However once inflated the Position Master isn’t huge and could easily be stowed under a bed or on top of a wardrobe for quick deployment in the heat of passion.

We keep ours in a space between a wall and a large chest of drawers in our bedroom. From which I think you’ll have guessed we love this product!

When we reviewed the Cupids Couch we were really impressed with its incredible versatility. The problem is that a Cupid’s Couch requires space to leave inflated or pre-planning if you’re to store it and only inflate if you want to use it. That can remove the element of spontaneity.

The Position Master on the other hand is so much easier to leave in a state of readiness that we’ve decided to do just that.

When we first tested the Position Master I had ten minutes to recover from my inflatory endeavours before we got intimate. We were both rather excited about the Position Master because we knew from our Cupid’s Couch experience that it would allow us to try different positions, and variation on some of our favourites. We’re still experimenting with it.

That’s got to be a plus for a sex toy hasn’t it? We were excited at the thought of trying it. I’ll not bore you too much with the foreplay … let your imagination fill in the gaps … OK, suitably aroused we began.

First we tried missionary, with Suze laying invitingly on the Position Master. This was probably the least satisfying for us as it seemed to reduce the depth of penetration by rolling Suze’s pelvis forward.

Nil desperandum!

Then it was my turn to lay on the Position Master. I grasped the top pair of handles, yes it has two pairs of handles to stop you parting company from the Position Master in the throws of passion. The surface of the couch is also a faux velvet which is soft and helps prevent slippage on the carpet of bed. It also stops you from sticking to it if you are totally naked. Oh, I nearly forgot, we were trying this on the bed, though of course you can use the Position Master on the floor … or even grass I suppose if your neighbours are understanding hehehe.

Suze tried cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl. Both were quite nice though we found that we sank into the mattress so she couldn’t lift herself as much as she would have liked. We’ll have to try this on the floor. As I said above, using something like this is all about angles and personal preference. A product like the Position Master is great because it effectively changes what does and doesn’t work when you and your partner are having sex. It opens up new possibilities and can really invigorate your sex life because you start exploring again.

We were getting better with our Position Master technique, but the best was yet to come.

We decided to try good old fashioned doggy.

What a revelation. The change in orientation caused by the Position Master caused Suze’s G-spot to be presented to my thrusting cock in such a way that she cried out with pleasure. She grabbed the handles on the side of the Position Master and “fine-tuned” her angle until she seemed to be permanently on the edge of orgasm. It was only necessary for me to adjust my thrusts minutely to bring her to climax, then down again to a state of pleasure just below that orgasmic zenith.

I brought her to orgasm three or four times before finally allowing myself to succumb to the divine pleasure I too was experiencing. I came with a glowing red orgasm, my body tingling, a shudder running up my spine.

The Position Master is a simple product and inexpensive. It is versatile and functional, practical and very effective. An adult product that encourages experimentation and allows you to experience new and enhanced sensations has to be a must for any relationship.

This past couple of weeks at work has been really busy and covering for Busty while she has been on her holidays has tired me out.

So this evening when I got home I decided to chill out for a while before Alex got back from working late on a client at the office.

I had a quick bite to eat to keep me going and a swift shower. It then occurred to me that I could try out my latest toy from Bedtime Heaven the Vibro Pod Digital Music Stimulator.

Wearing just my bathrobe I reached on top of the wardrobe for the latest goodies package from them, took out the Vibro Pod and retired to the bathroom to wash the bullets in anti bac wash and swiftly dry them on the towel…no time to wait for them to air dry.

Here is the technical low down…

• The Vibro Pod takes 2 x AA batteries
• Comes complete with 2 x Interchangeable Rubber-Cote bullets
  Has mini jack with slot for computer or headphones
• Will automatically beat to the rhythm of your favourite tunes when attached to your MP3 player or has an 8 function vibration mode including pulsation and escalation
• The control unit is finished in a soft velvety coating and feels nice to hold but if you wish it can be clipped to your clothing

Included is a very nice lilac gossamer pouch to keep all your naughty attachments in

I wondered back in to the bedroom stopping by the office on route to pick up my MP3 player. Once the batteries were loaded and the MP3 player attached I was ready to go. As I lay back on the bed in my robe I must admit I was rather sceptical about the ability of this toy to bring me off. Was it just a gimmick?

First I plugged in and turned on the MP3 player as I lay back on the bed whilst I made a selection from the bullets, I chose the large one. Just like me, always believing that bigger is better. It plugged snuggly in to the Vibro Pod and had plenty of cable length approx 9’. Plenty to go round there girls!

Once attached I placed the bullet under my robe and between my now rather expectant and moist pussy lips. It rested over my clit and felt warm and soft against my pink flesh. The Reverend And The Makers were now assailing in my ears. If you haven’t heard them click here to listen while you read and you can imagine me vibrating to the beat, throbbing, pulsing with you next to me…

Where was I?

The music was good, it was now time to press the “ON” button and really give this toy a work out. I could feel the tension ebbing out of me as I lay back on the bed, relaxing, listening to the music and BLOODY HELL! That buzzing between my pussy coupled with the rhythm of the music was certainly starting to work its magic on me.

All me previous misconceptions about this toy disappeared from my mind just like the tension from my body. It was fantastic to feel the bullet rattle against me in time to the beat of the music, something I have never sensed before. Both vibration and sound complement each other and give a totally encapsulating experience.

I was now in a world of my own, totally absorbed in my own pleasure and not an ounce of guilt was felt.

The large bullet was giving me some wonderful, pelvic rattling vibration but I wanted to try the smaller bullet for comparison. I thought it would be a more gentle relaxing vibration, affording a bit of comfort.
How wrong was I! From the moment I swapped them over my pelvis was resonating with the vibrations, using me like a tuning fork. The small bullet, much to my amazement and delight, was even more powerful than the larger one.

Within minutes of it being inserted between my lips I could feel myself edging closer to orgasm. An involuntary move, I placed my middle right finger over the top of the bullet and began to massage it in to my swollen clit.

That felt really good. My toes curled upwards and I tensed my buttocks. Music flooded my ears as the tingling started, that tell tale sign that I’m going to come. As the beat grew more rapid my body temperature started to elevate as it does, my toes were now joined by tingling in my fingers.

My back arched from the bed as I twitched and thrashed out my orgasm. I think I may have said something too but I can’t recall and certainly couldn’t hear myself. Perhaps the neighbours will tell me later. Lol

The beat subsided in perfect time with the rapture of my orgasm and I lay spent on top of the bed. Then BANG! The beat picked up again and I had forgotten to power off the Vibro Pod, my clit was so sensitive I let out a yelp before removing the bullet from my pussy.

I looked at myself and somehow I had managed to entangle myself in the wires just like a playfull kitten in a ball of wool. Only better!

“I’ll give it another try when I have come down”, I thought to myself…”just to check that this wasn’t a one off”.

You can purchase the Vibro Pod here.

Some things are meant to be shared but others are decadent little treats you don’t. The Glass Worxx Diamond Dazzler Dildo is one of those items that I couldn’t resist keeping all to myself.

As regular readers of our reviews will know we usually review toys together, even if the toy in question can only be enjoyed by one of us directly. We both get a huge amount of pleasure watching and occasionally helping with the other’s reviews. There are times though that the selfish, naughtiness of solo masturbation adds a little something to the moment.

So what’s the toy like? Well, it’s beautiful actually, made from colourless and cranberry glass that catches the sunlight when you hold it and move it in your hands. Though I wouldn’t advise you stand in your window admiring a glass dildo too much because the neighbour’s reactions might be a bit mixed. I guarantee some would want to borrow it Lol.

The diameter of the main shaft is 2.5cm, though if you take the cranberry glass bumps into account it’s 3cm across. The insertable length is just under 15cm. Because the toy is glass you can use it hot, warm, cold or very chilled depending on your tastes. And use to its perfectly smooth design cleaning is incredibly easy.

I decided to try this dildo out in the shower, because I haven’t had a little play in the shower for too long, and we have halogen spotlights in there. I got the practical half of the shower over in double-quick time. Shower gel and shampoo flying everywhere. I normally spend a little time cleaning my soapy breasts and tweaking my nipples, but not on this occasion. I was too intent on playing with the Diamond Dazzler Dildo. The shower seemed to take ages washing the suds from my boobs, and the rest of my body. I didn’t want soap anywhere it might cause a problem or even worse slip and drop the Diamond Dazzler.

I hadn’t thought that bit through I suppose. When I picked up the dildo and held it up to the light it was worth it. The spotlights made the dildo sparkle and twinkle. I know, I know sparkling isn’t going to make you cum, but it all adds to the experience. As does the warm, wet, clean feeling or water cascading across your skin as the humidity in the bathroom rises.

I was in no rush as Alex was going to be late home from work, but had to slide the dildo across my clitoris. The nodules on the surface were a pleasant surprise. They aren’t shaped to give you a sensation intense enough to bring you off but they playfully tease your little button. Foreplay from a sex toy, that’s a first for me. Lol

I toyed with the Glass Worxx dildo for a while, taking the time to appreciate it’s smooth contours. I relented after a couple of minutes and had to get the dildo inside me. Foreplay is good but I wanted to enjoy my solo fun. I was more than adequately self-lubricated, my pussy anxious to accept the glass shaft. I had a lump in my throat as I slid the Diamond Dazzler inside. It wasn’t the size of the dildo, it was the whole experience.

One of the drawbacks of the dildo became apparent, when inserted with only the spherical end outside my pussy you don’t have much control of the movement of the toy. It has to be out a few centimetres to allow you to twist it, and press it back and forth so the tip presses against your vaginal walls.

Using the dildo standing up was fun given that gravity kept easing it out of my swollen pussy. But I didn’t get the earth-shattering climax I’d been looking for. A little disappointed I turned off the shower and dried myself. I don’t give up that easily so decided to take the dilo to bed.

With my ankles against my buttocks and my Diamond Dazzler held above me I took a moment to enjoy its colours in the dimmer light of the bedside lamp. Less intensely beautiful than in sunlight, but pretty all the same.

I plunged the dildo into my pussy, determined to devour this gorgeous object. I twisted and turned, moaning gentle, I swivelled my hips and clenched my vaginal walls. Unfortunately I was only able to make the gentlest of contacts with my g-spot. Despite the subtle sensation of the nodules on the dildo’s shaft being very nice, this doesn’t take me all the way. A slight curve would have been sufficient to hit the spot, but never mind.

I dipped the middle finger of my right hand into my wet slit and began to stroke my clitoris. The fingers of my left hand gently worked the dildo in and out of my pussy, pushing the glass shaft back and so pointing the tip towards my vaginal wall. My eyes closed, allowing me to drink in the squirmingly delightful sensations I was creating between my legs. It took a few minutes, but with the hot dildo jammed inside me and my finger rubbing my clit I eventually came.

Then I did something that I don’t usually do. I dozed off, probably with a big grin on my face.

When Alex got back he found me in bed. He kissed me on the forehead, waking me from my doze and said “Sorry I’m late. What have you been up to?”

“Nothing much.” I lied. His face was a picture when I swung my legs out of bed, still naked and stood up to give him a hug. The Diamond Dazzler Dildo slid out of me and landed with a thud on the floor. His jaw doesn’t often drop but it did then. And I thank my lucky stars that we have carpet on the floor in the bedroom.

A vibe is a vibe, I know you may be thinking that but this remote controlled vibrator is different to the conventional. It’s remote controlled and therefore can be used solo, or the bit I like best, with your partner quite literally taking control. I’m so pleased to have been given the opportunity to try this out by the chaps at Bedtime Heaven.

Lets have some facts first and get the formalities out of the way before we have some fun!

• The rabbit vibrator is made from a jelly, soft to the touch
• Overall length is 6 ¾” with 5 ¼” of insertible pleasure
• It has Multi-Function & Multispeed controls
• With both Rotation & Vibration, phew did you get that?
• It comes complete with a pretty little pink remote which takes 2 x AAA batteries
• And the vibe itself uses 4 x AA batteries
• This vibe is also Phthalate Free.

Equipment used for this test drive, a little lube and one horny guy.

Normally I would slip off and try this one out by myself or we would indulge in a little mutual masturbation. This time I needed Alex to be my right hand man and operate the controls. Lol

It was Saturday afternoon and we both slipped off to the bedroom. There is something so bad about disappearing up to the bedroom in the afternoon. The central heating was on and as Alex drew the curtain together I slipped out of my jeans and panties, leaving my bra and black shirt on.

There is also something naughty about playing with yourself whilst semi naked, almost surreptitiously indulging in wickedness. I waited for Alex to fit the batteries and when he had finished I lay back on the bed with the vibe, whilst he kept hold of the remote.

I pressed a few buttons to make myself familiar with its multiples functions even though I wouldn’t be the one controlling my orgasms today. Alex reclined on the bed beside me in just his boxer shorts and propped himself up on his left arm to watch as I applied a small blob of lube to the pink tip of the vibrator.

The prospect of pleasuring myself with Alex controlling every move was getting my blood pumping. I opened my legs and encircled my opening with the cold tip of the vibe to spread the lube before pushing it inside my pussy.

It was soon up to the hilt and I could have taken more. One thing I will say is that I am a tall girl and it could have been slightly bigger for me but if you are petite this vibrator will be just right. With the rabbit firmly nibbling on my clit I lay back waiting for the first ripples of delight to hit me.

I turned my head to face Alex and let him know I was ready. The rabbit burst in to action and WOW, is he a powerful one. My clit was resonating with the bullet’s awesome power. He turned up the frequency and I was quite happy with what I was receiving thank you very much.

But we hadn’t even started yet. He now turned on the rotating vibe and I must say this is the closest feeling I have had to the act with a vibrator. The sensation of the tip moving around inside your opening feels just like a cock moving in and out. I just wish it had been slightly longer for me.

Alex turned up the power and it wasn’t long before I was gripping the vibe between my thighs and gyrating my hips against the motion within my hot pussy. My nerve endings were tingling and my toes started to join in. I arched my back and orgasmed loudly. What with the flashing lights and the motor running I was part of the show.

The lights flash and twinkle whilst you are using the vibe give a wonderful show. I hope the neighbours didn’t notice the flashing coloured lights mid Saturday afternoon in the bedroom. OK, OK, they aren’t that bright, but it aroused the exhibitionist in me.

I turned my head to face Alex and he was stroking himself waiting for me to come down so that he could fuck me. It was a difficult choice to make but I had to jump on his hard cock and ride him cowgirl. He came for England and collapsed on the bed.

That’s one thing a vibe can do…just keep on going…

One final word of warning, before you use this vibe make sure that you don’t have guests because if they don’t hear that powerful hum of the motor or see those flashing coloured lights, they will certainly hear you.

If you would like to see Suze’s video of the vibe it’s here.