The Fun Factory Bloomy Dildo is unlike any butt plug we’ve ever tested before, not because of its construction or some innovative vibrating function, but because of its shape.

The toy is moulded into its beautiful smooth and elegant form in top medical grade silicon by those clever people at Fun Factory. Most butt plugs have a tapering shape, thinner waist at the bottom and a wide base to stop you losing it up your you know where. The Bloomy does away with the base and replaces it with a curving loop and leaf like section which presses against the perineum when in use. The main insertable end of the toy begins as a smooth bulbous shape, then widens suddenly in the form of two petal like shapes either side of the main shaft.

This is what makes the bloomy so different from other Butt plugs.

I wanted to use the Bloomy while having sex with Suze, so while she looked on I lubed up with Pjur Aqua around my anus and on the toy itself. I lay on my back on the bed and raised my knees to aid penetration.

The first section of the toy entered me easily, opening my inner and outer sphincter and leaving me feeling filled. Pressing the toy further in I felt a sudden resistance from the two “petals” half way down the shaft. After trying for several minutes to push past theses, applying extra lube and adjusting my position the Bloomy finally slid inside me the perineal stimulator resting satisfyingly against my skin.

In place the Bloomy feels great, it’s not too large and the soft caress of the perineal stimulator makes you want to clench your muscles, pulling the toy inside and pressing it against the sensitive skin between your scrotum and anus.

I lay for a while alternately relaxing and then clenching my buttocks to allow my body to get used to the new sensations. Each anal toy is different. I found the Fun Factory Bloomy to be stimulating but not too intense, soft, and yet able to press against my prostate with enough force to make me constantly aware of its presence.

Suze coaxed me to erection with a little nibbling and licking, occasionally looping round the head of my cock to gather the copious pre-cum that was oozing from it. She wanted to be fucked and I wanted to fuck her with this great little toy in my ass.

Screwing with a butt plug in intensifies the experience. The muscular movements involved in sex, particularly when fucking doggy style mean you get a prostate massage and a really intense orgasm.

Suze rolled onto her front and raised her shapely bum towards me. Her glistening pussy lips pouted at me from between her thighs. I couldn’t help lapping at her aromatic slit for a moment. She giggled as I did so and pressed back against my probing tongue.

Erection at the ready didn’t want to wait any longer and rose to my knees behind her. I shuffled between her legs, buttocks clenched. I’ve had butt plugs shoot out before when attempting this and was being cautious. I entered her and began to thrust. Her voice was muffled by the pillow that she had buried her head into. I was very excited and very large. I touched the very deepest parts of her, bouncing off her cervix and making her gasp.

Then the Bloomy flew out of my ass. Because the toy has not distinct waist at its base like most butt plugs and the involuntary muscular contractions that occur during sex it had no chance of staying in. It’s not as if I have something up my ass every night, I have a very tight sphincter, it’s just the Bloomy’s shape that let me down.

However, undeterred I continued to pound away inside Suzanne, every stroke punctuated with the sensuous collision of my groin with her buttocks. When the shattering orgasm arrived I just wished the Bloomy had remained inside me to make the moment that little bit sweeter.

Used during masturbation, or perhaps in a slightly different position the Fun Factory dildo would be perfect. It’s a quality product at an affordable price. Its design is attractive and it works well. As a beginner to intermediate level toy I highly recommend it. My two reservations are that it simply will not stay in during doggy style shagging and the leap of faith that’s required to give the toy that little extra push to get “over the hump” when inserting it.

Another winner from Fun Factory!

you can buy the Fun Factory Bloomy from Bedtime Heaven.

Ben Dover G-Spot Smoothie Review

This is a first for me, I have never watched Ben Dover’s naughty productions or used any of his toys. In fact I don’t think I really noticed them until I spotted the G-Spot Smoothie on Bedtime Heaven whilst browsing for possible “love” interests. Lol

The packaging is basic and offers good advice on using and caring for your vibrator but much to my annoyance doesn’t actually tell you what the toy is constructed from. Given that it is a hard plastic with a soft velvety touch I assume no plasticers were used and it should be pthalate free.

Bens G-Spot Smoothie is light and compact
Takes 2 x AAA batteries secured with a screw base and waterproof seal, so it should be OK to use in the shower
It measures 7” in length with an ample girth of 4” at the tip
The vibrator has a push button control which cycles through 5 vibratory patterns (the fast continuous is fantastic)

I decided to take this one to bed to warm me up for a good fucking session with Alex. We both showered and then slipped under the duvet. Me with my hair still slightly moist, I couldn’t be bothered to wait for the dryer to remove all the moisture. I had a new toy to play with.

This is quite an unassuming toy and I had my reservations that it would be a winner, despite Mr Dover’s claims that he knows his sex toys. Well mate, so do I. Lol

Having stepped straight from shower to bed my pussy was moist but not quite enough to aid Ben inside me. Alex passed me the water based lube, fuck that was cold! I slid my finger between my pussy lips lubing my slit and pushing my fingers just inside to ease the passage of Ben.

Alex kindly passed me some tissue to clean up my fingers and I was ready to go. So was he, laying next to me slowly wanking, the dirty bugger.

As I pushed the firm tip of the Smoothie against my lips my excitement rose, how would this measure up? A firm but steady pressure broke the seal to my vagina and I felt the satisfying pop of my opening as it touched base.

My vaginal muscles did the rest, pulling the vibrator deep inside me until I had taken it’s length. Immediately I knew this was going to be good. The tell tale glide over my g-spot got my attention. I could feel the gentle pressure against my pleasure spot and anything else which followed would be a bonus.

I turned my head to the right to catch Alex with his eyes close and duvet folded back on to his thighs, hand gently caressing his semi hard cock. Don’t you just love watching a guy wank…*sigh* Where was I?

Yes the pressing on my external wall was noticeable, a good start. I pushed the button and the bullet in the tip of the g-spot vibe, pressing against my g-spot, sprang in to life. It was quite powerful, so I pressed again and the speed increased and the intensity of the vibrations inside me made me squirm.

I decided to try pulling and pushing the vibe gently in and out of my opening. It felt good but not quite what I was wanting. Pushing the Smoothie back in up to its hilt I then pushed back on the external end, downwards towards the bed. Fuck! The sustained pressure and contact on my g-spot was something else.

This toy is shaped perfectly to fit a woman’s internal contours or at least it was for me. Next I tried pushing the end in a circular motion and I could feel my first orgasm building, with my right hand working the vibe and my left rubbing my clit it happened…

One thrashing moaning, groaning, buttock clasping orgasm ripped through me with such intensity. When it subsided I felt tired, spent, sated.

But Alex was now hovering above me as I opened my eyes.

“I’ve got something for you”, he said with a wry smile…

I have only praise for the Smoothie G-Spot much to my surprise because I was braced for disappointment. Not this time.

In summary I think this is very much like our friend Ben, it is inexpensive, devoid of complication and delivers. If I could make one suggestion it would be that they lengthen the handle to aid its use.

If you’re not familiar with UR3 it’s a soft, pliable yet firm plastic that feels very close to real skin. It’s also quite hardwearing and elastic. This means that you can give a doc Johnson pocket pussy a real pounding without fear of it fail on you. Personally though I wouldn’t opt for a quicky-wank with Lexi’s Pocket Pussy for reasons I’ll expand upon below.

The Lexi is, like all of Doc Johnson’s named products, modelled on a real person. If the casting is anywhere near faithful to the original then Lexi has very neat labia and a very tight opening to her vagina. Before use, perhaps while you’re cleaning the toy in preparation for its first use, you should slip two or three fingers into the opening of the toy to, well, break it in. If you don’t inserting your lubed penis into the pocket pussy can be fun later. Cleaning the toy also removes most of the colour from the labia minora of the toy. Doc Johnson seem to think that all women have bright pink lipstick on their pussies as all Doc Johnson sex toys seem to come with this colouration. LOL

The pussy is tubular in shape with a slight waist two thirds away from the vulva end with three light grooves on it, more to indicate the best position to hold the toy than to aid grip. Unless you go completely mad with the lube you’ll find UR3 is very easy to hold. Inside the vaginal walls you find that “Lexi” is gently bobbled rather than deeply ribbed.

Suze didn’t think she’d get to have a fiddle with this toy, but she was very wrong. I lay in bed in my customary 45 degree angled position (half propped up against the bed head) and let Suze twiddle with me until I was erect. She then dribbled water based lube (we use Pjur Aqua at the moment) onto my cock, then passed the lube to me and continued to stroke my penis while I applied a little more lube to the opening of the pocket pussy.

Even having stretched it while I was cleaning it earlier it was quite tricky to push myself inside. This is normal for UR3 toys and is great because it means they retain their satisfying tightness over time.

I slid in slowly, at first just pushing the tip of my cock inside, then deeper with each stroke as the lube worked its way up and around the inside of the toy. Applying pressure to the outer wall of the Pocket Pussy allows you to give extra stimulation to your cock as you masturbate, while leaving you pleasantly detached and giving you that “somebody else’s hand” feeling.

I suggested to Suze that I really did try someone else’s hand and let her take over. She really enjoyed herself, first trying on hand then two, squeezing and tugging. She especially liked the way in which she was able to press the toy down far enough that the tip of my cock popped out of the end. She said she liked to see the end of my penis, glistening with lube.

Anyway, she really enjoyed herself, which was fine by me because her milking of my cock – or was it Lexi milking my cock, was a real winner. The internal contours of the toy meant a long slow action was best and she soon realised this as my eyes rolled and I squirmed in response to her pumping my cock with Lexi’s pussy.

The Pocket Pussy is quiet too. Some masturbators slurp and suck, which can be a pleasant accompaniment to your wank but this one is quiet and therefore discrete.

The ejaculation was a sizzling bubbling one that erupted from the end of the pocket pussy like a white lava flow, a mixture of lube and cum.

We both enjoyed the toys for different reasons. It’s very pleasant to hold, not too big and very lifelike, at least externally. The Lexi Pocket Pussy is very easy to clean after use too. For the price you really can’t go wrong, this is a good quality toy, simple and effective. What more could you ask for?

Read more sex toy reviews here.

The Beginner’s Strap-on from Pipedream is just the sort of toy that works for those couples wanting to try a bit of strap-on action and those guys who might be a bit unsure about the idea.

Whether it’s about power exchange or the woman wanting to do a bit of thrusting this is a toy that ticks all the boxes for beginners in anal play. And I mean any sort of anal play. The harness is made from webbing with plastic adjusters, the pad behind the dildo/probe section is velvet and the retaining ring for the dildo is soft plastic.

The dildo itself is a soft, blue jelly plastic (don’t worry, it’s pthalate free) with a gently rounded tip and slender tapering length. It’s 12 centimetres long and at its widest 3 centimetres in diameter.

Seeing Suze with a cock, albeit an artificial one, is to say the least a bit odd. I’m not just talking about from my perspective. It made her a bit giggly and she couldn’t help but twang her new appendage as it stuck out in front of her. I laid out a towel and had the lube ready.

We tried three positions. First traditional doggy, that was good but getting the height right meant that the dildo kept falling out. Or more accurately springing out. At only 12 centimetres good hip control is needed to keep it inserted in your partner.

Next we tried with me on my side. Again the length of the dildo prevented Suze from making more than a few thrusts before it popped out of my ass.

Finally we tried with me on my back with my knees tucked up. This worked best and despite the slight awkwardness caused by Suze’s inexperience as the possessor of a cock worked best, both because the dildo stayed in as she thrust, but also because she could see the expression on my face.

The dildo’s smooth shape and relatively small size is great because it stimulates rather than overwhelms you. It’s soft, but just rigid enough to allow penetration.

I didn’t get hard and cum buckets while she fucked me but Suze derived a great deal of satisfaction from learning how to thrust and watching me react to her efforts. We haven’t finished with this toy and will be trying it again to get Suze’s technique just right. Practice makes perfect.

The following night we adjusted the harness and found that by moving it up towards Suze’s tummy by only a few centimetres we were able to give her more control and allow her to fuck me doggy style. The slim, slowly tapering shape of the dildo allowed her to slowly increase the depth of her thrusts until she was able to grind her pelvis against my buttocks.

Suze found the harness comfortable to wear. The main issue was not the strap-on, but the fact that she, like all women, is not a natural when it comes to swinging her pelvis and fucking someone. That is something that can be addressed with practice and careful adjustment of the harness. Like all such toys learning how to use it is part of the fun.

So if you want to experiment beyond a lubed finger up the ass, or a butt plug the Beginner’s Strap-on from Pipedream could be the one for you.

That’s where Alex and I complement each other perfectly, for you see want to keep the relationship fresh, open, honest and perhaps along the way exciting. No, it is exciting. No two days are the same in the Alex & Suze household.

And so when it was time to select something nice to play with we decided to try a length. Got you! I mean a length of Doc Johnson’s Japanese Style Bondage Rope in blood red.

We have 32 feet of rope which they claim will not rub or chafe you skin. I was rather glad about that because whilst I do like a little gentle restraint I’m not in to pain of any sort. I’m also not very good at tying knots; the last time I had to do anything with string was at school in an art class, we did some macramé. I made a bottle cover. Lol

I’m guessing if you are a fisherman then you may have a head start on the rest of us novices out here.

I decided to be Alex’s volunteer in the absence of any other and he was more than eager to tie me up. In fact he remarked that he wished that he had ordered the ball gag too. Needless to say I gave him a good spank for that. He laughed, so I gave him another. I know I’m supposed to be the submissive one but I’m a switch at heart.

For some reason I don’t know why I had conjured up in my head that Alex without any experience whatsoever would be binding me a wonderfully intricate bodice in Shibari. I have seen so many wonderful images of this and it looks beautiful when executed correctly.

On this occasion it was far too ambitious for his first attempt, even if he had been a good boy scout. But that’s me, wanting to run before we can walk. The great thing about doing attempting something like this is that it is a shared, intimate, learning experience.

I removed my clothing, t-shirt, jeans all cast to the floor as I lay on the bed eagerly awaiting Alex’s appearance in the doorway of the bedroom. He entered the room having retrieved the rope from its hiding place. We had visitors earlier in the day and had done a sweep of the house for any incriminating evidence. That being sex toys and other related paraphernalia.

My heart was beating with anticipation as Alex settled on the side of the bed and easing out a length of rope he gently traced it over my naked form. It tickled but at the same time stroked me with its light touch. He danced the rope over my left nipple and I watched as it responded, hardening and jutting out from my breast.

I closed my eyes as he lifted my left foot and began to run lengths of rope around my raised ankle, I felt him tighten the knot. Then he took the other in his hand and repeated the binding process as I lay trying hard to control my breathing, which was becoming more obvious and quickened.

Ankles secured, he took hold of my left hand and I felt him running the rope over the back of my wrist, then underneath, wrapping me several times in the rope before securing it with a knot.

Finally he took my right hand and secured that to the other. I opened my eyes to discover that I had been lightly hogtied, I say lightly because he had allowed adequate space between hands and feet for me to move and feel comfortable.

I had the feeling that he was easing me in to this…

He moved from under my feet and then I realised that I had to lay with my legs raised in order to be able to lay on the bed. It felt slightly uncomfortable and unfamiliar but in a strange kind of way I liked the unfamiliarity of the situation I now found myself in. It gave the experience and edge, a sexual tingle if you like.

As I was getting used to my new situation Alex slipped out of his clothes and stood next to me. This had turned him on too, he was as hard as a rock. I wriggled closer to the edge of the bed and licked the tip of his cock, he tasted good.

I enclose my mouth around his erection and sucked as I ran my tongue over his frenulum. He bucked into my mouth a couple of times and then withdrew and climbed on to the bed below me.

He took hold of the rope stretching between my hands and my feet and lifted me until I was level with his cock and then he plunged my depths. I yelped, with surprise even though I had known this was coming. It felt good to be semi suspended and fucked at the same time.

My rope tethers were so soft and kind to my skin that I felt like I was being secured by hands instead of rope.

Alex had control over me and I liked the idea of relinquishing mine to him. I was awash with come, it’s the only way I can describe just how wet I was. He pulled out a little too far and skidded on my fluid trying to re-enter me, a little toilet tissue had to be used to lap up the surplus before he pushed inside my pussy again.

All my senses seemed heightened and my orgasm came quickly and quite loudly, swiftly followed by Alex.

If you haven’t given rope bondage a try I strongly suggest you do. Don’t try to be too ambitious at first, make the most of the sensual bonding you and your partner develop and go with the flow.

I now need to find a book on beginners bondage, has anyone any suggestions?

I did try to be more concise with the header but this really does sum me up. Sometimes when Alex is fucking away at me I feel like a little bit of DP. It’s the time when I am most receptive to anal stimulation, my anus opens slightly and the muscles relax, allowing smooth passage in to my rectum.

With this in mind, the next time I ordered my batch of toys from the lovely guys at Bedtime Heaven I ordered the little beauty up there in the top left corner. It’s the Internal Sensations from Doc Johnson.

The soft flexible probe is 20cm in length
Has a graduating insertable circumference ranging from the tip at 4.3cm to 13.1cm at its base, enough to please anyone
It takes 2 x AA batteries
The IS is also waterproof, which I intend to try out later. Water relaxes my anal muscles too.
But I left the best till last…it has the worlds smallest bullet tip to get to those hard to reach places. Lol

Anal is not something that can be rushed and whether it happens or not depends on circumstances I have found. You can’t always guarantee that it will happen but with such a slender toy I knew that there would be a chance of at least being DP’d.

We both watched a little bit of streaming video that night. It was a girl on girl scene with Lolly Babcock in it. Before it reached the end I was ready to fuck. So was Alex, he climbed up on to his knees and told me to bend over. How could I resist.

The lube and my Internal Sensations were sitting on top of Alex’s drawers just in case I was receptive. I pulled my nightshirt up over my head and leant over my pillows. My breasts were now free and swaying below me. I love the feel of my breasts when they are released from the confines of my bra. The sensation can only be related to that of taking a really good poo and the release you feel, for you guys. Lol

I feel like my skin can breath again, my nipples become hyper sensitive as they graze upon the pillow below. Alex pushes in to me as I squat with my ass in the air, elbows resting on the mattress. My breasts are now pushed snugly in to the pillow. He starts to fuck me, slowly at first. As he fucks, my breasts roll into pillow. My pussy is now gaping and accepting his thrusts easily but with the sweetest of friction.

The bed starts to moan and creak with the quickening pace of his thrust and my upward bounces to meet him. I’m so wet, so fucking wet. I can hear him sliding in and out of me as my juices audibly slosh. I’m watching Lolly finger fuck that blonde girl and I’m wishing she was here with me. Alex is fucking me faster now…oh fuck, I feel that orgasm building. “I’m coming!”. He hears me and fucks faster, driving in and out of me like a machine.

I release…the wetness seeps down my inner thighs. Lolly, oh Lollly…you dirty bitch! I can see her fingering her sub. She has her knees up round her ears and moans like a whore. Alex fuck me…oh yes just like that.

His pelvis is now slapping against my ass and I know he wants me to come again. “Fuck my ass!”, I shout out as he penetrates me with unrelenting lust. He stops momentarily and reaches over to his drawers. I hear the sound of the lube bottle being opened…

…then I feel something cool against my anus. A gentle push and it’s in there, cold and probing. Alex opens me up and starts to thrust once more. My pussy is ready, I’m ready. Lolly, you dirty fucker you made her come. I feel a buzz inside my ass, subtle but nice. Then the it intensifies as Alex’s cock thrusts in to me.

The buzz is now humming in my rectum, it feels good. I’m full but not too full, it’s pleasurable tingling. I’m being DP’d and I love it! The feel of hardcock in my pussy and soft vibrating probe in my ass is taking me over the edge.

I start to buck back against both the vibe and Alex, wanting both to enter me deeper, harder. Fuck me, fuck me! My pussy starts to tingle and my body is enraptured by another orgasm. I can feel Alex swelling within me, he starts to fuck harder and hits my cervix.

My ponytail sways as he continues to grind in to me.

“Ooohhhh, fuck”, I feel his cock twitch in me as he ejaculates inside my pussy. With a last moan he throws his body over my back and collapses. I fall onto my pillow unable to sustain his weight and we both lay momentarily catching our breath.

The vibe is still buzzing inside me and I ask him to turn it off. He does as we both lay on our side spooning as the grip of our release subsides. Alex removed the vibe as we melted together in the afterglow.

My ass never felt so good!

The great advantage of inflatable furniture, be it intended to enhance your sex life or not, is that it’s easy to transport. The Position Master comes in a box 260mm x 330mm x 90mm, yet inflates to 800mm x 650mm x 320mm. The package states that it can support up to 300 lbs (136 Kg), so it should take a bit of punishment *evil grin*.

The first thing you have to do of course is inflate the couch. I did it the hard way, by blowing it up. While this is entirely feasible I wouldn’t advise it just before sex as the single inlet valve is small requires a quite an effort to use. If you have a foot pump, or electric pump you’d be advised to use that. However once inflated the Position Master isn’t huge and could easily be stowed under a bed or on top of a wardrobe for quick deployment in the heat of passion.

We keep ours in a space between a wall and a large chest of drawers in our bedroom. From which I think you’ll have guessed we love this product!

When we reviewed the Cupids Couch we were really impressed with its incredible versatility. The problem is that a Cupid’s Couch requires space to leave inflated or pre-planning if you’re to store it and only inflate if you want to use it. That can remove the element of spontaneity.

The Position Master on the other hand is so much easier to leave in a state of readiness that we’ve decided to do just that.

When we first tested the Position Master I had ten minutes to recover from my inflatory endeavours before we got intimate. We were both rather excited about the Position Master because we knew from our Cupid’s Couch experience that it would allow us to try different positions, and variation on some of our favourites. We’re still experimenting with it.

That’s got to be a plus for a sex toy hasn’t it? We were excited at the thought of trying it. I’ll not bore you too much with the foreplay … let your imagination fill in the gaps … OK, suitably aroused we began.

First we tried missionary, with Suze laying invitingly on the Position Master. This was probably the least satisfying for us as it seemed to reduce the depth of penetration by rolling Suze’s pelvis forward.

Nil desperandum!

Then it was my turn to lay on the Position Master. I grasped the top pair of handles, yes it has two pairs of handles to stop you parting company from the Position Master in the throws of passion. The surface of the couch is also a faux velvet which is soft and helps prevent slippage on the carpet of bed. It also stops you from sticking to it if you are totally naked. Oh, I nearly forgot, we were trying this on the bed, though of course you can use the Position Master on the floor … or even grass I suppose if your neighbours are understanding hehehe.

Suze tried cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl. Both were quite nice though we found that we sank into the mattress so she couldn’t lift herself as much as she would have liked. We’ll have to try this on the floor. As I said above, using something like this is all about angles and personal preference. A product like the Position Master is great because it effectively changes what does and doesn’t work when you and your partner are having sex. It opens up new possibilities and can really invigorate your sex life because you start exploring again.

We were getting better with our Position Master technique, but the best was yet to come.

We decided to try good old fashioned doggy.

What a revelation. The change in orientation caused by the Position Master caused Suze’s G-spot to be presented to my thrusting cock in such a way that she cried out with pleasure. She grabbed the handles on the side of the Position Master and “fine-tuned” her angle until she seemed to be permanently on the edge of orgasm. It was only necessary for me to adjust my thrusts minutely to bring her to climax, then down again to a state of pleasure just below that orgasmic zenith.

I brought her to orgasm three or four times before finally allowing myself to succumb to the divine pleasure I too was experiencing. I came with a glowing red orgasm, my body tingling, a shudder running up my spine.

The Position Master is a simple product and inexpensive. It is versatile and functional, practical and very effective. An adult product that encourages experimentation and allows you to experience new and enhanced sensations has to be a must for any relationship.

So this evening when I got home I decided to chill out for a while before Alex got back from working late on a client at the office.

I had a quick bite to eat to keep me going and a swift shower. It then occurred to me that I could try out my latest toy from Bedtime Heaven the Vibro Pod Digital Music Stimulator.

Wearing just my bathrobe I reached on top of the wardrobe for the latest goodies package from them, took out the Vibro Pod and retired to the bathroom to wash the bullets in anti bac wash and swiftly dry them on the towel…no time to wait for them to air dry.

Here is the technical low down…

• The Vibro Pod takes 2 x AA batteries
• Comes complete with 2 x Interchangeable Rubber-Cote bullets
  Has mini jack with slot for computer or headphones
• Will automatically beat to the rhythm of your favourite tunes when attached to your MP3 player or has an 8 function vibration mode including pulsation and escalation
• The control unit is finished in a soft velvety coating and feels nice to hold but if you wish it can be clipped to your clothing

Included is a very nice lilac gossamer pouch to keep all your naughty attachments in

I wondered back in to the bedroom stopping by the office on route to pick up my MP3 player. Once the batteries were loaded and the MP3 player attached I was ready to go. As I lay back on the bed in my robe I must admit I was rather sceptical about the ability of this toy to bring me off. Was it just a gimmick?

First I plugged in and turned on the MP3 player as I lay back on the bed whilst I made a selection from the bullets, I chose the large one. Just like me, always believing that bigger is better. It plugged snuggly in to the Vibro Pod and had plenty of cable length approx 9’. Plenty to go round there girls!

Once attached I placed the bullet under my robe and between my now rather expectant and moist pussy lips. It rested over my clit and felt warm and soft against my pink flesh. The Reverend And The Makers were now assailing in my ears. If you haven’t heard them click here to listen while you read and you can imagine me vibrating to the beat, throbbing, pulsing with you next to me…

Where was I?

The music was good, it was now time to press the “ON” button and really give this toy a work out. I could feel the tension ebbing out of me as I lay back on the bed, relaxing, listening to the music and BLOODY HELL! That buzzing between my pussy coupled with the rhythm of the music was certainly starting to work its magic on me.

All me previous misconceptions about this toy disappeared from my mind just like the tension from my body. It was fantastic to feel the bullet rattle against me in time to the beat of the music, something I have never sensed before. Both vibration and sound complement each other and give a totally encapsulating experience.

I was now in a world of my own, totally absorbed in my own pleasure and not an ounce of guilt was felt.

The large bullet was giving me some wonderful, pelvic rattling vibration but I wanted to try the smaller bullet for comparison. I thought it would be a more gentle relaxing vibration, affording a bit of comfort.
How wrong was I! From the moment I swapped them over my pelvis was resonating with the vibrations, using me like a tuning fork. The small bullet, much to my amazement and delight, was even more powerful than the larger one.

Within minutes of it being inserted between my lips I could feel myself edging closer to orgasm. An involuntary move, I placed my middle right finger over the top of the bullet and began to massage it in to my swollen clit.

That felt really good. My toes curled upwards and I tensed my buttocks. Music flooded my ears as the tingling started, that tell tale sign that I’m going to come. As the beat grew more rapid my body temperature started to elevate as it does, my toes were now joined by tingling in my fingers.

My back arched from the bed as I twitched and thrashed out my orgasm. I think I may have said something too but I can’t recall and certainly couldn’t hear myself. Perhaps the neighbours will tell me later. Lol

The beat subsided in perfect time with the rapture of my orgasm and I lay spent on top of the bed. Then BANG! The beat picked up again and I had forgotten to power off the Vibro Pod, my clit was so sensitive I let out a yelp before removing the bullet from my pussy.

I looked at myself and somehow I had managed to entangle myself in the wires just like a playfull kitten in a ball of wool. Only better!

“I’ll give it another try when I have come down”, I thought to myself…”just to check that this wasn’t a one off”.

You can purchase the Vibro Pod here.

As regular readers of our reviews will know we usually review toys together, even if the toy in question can only be enjoyed by one of us directly. We both get a huge amount of pleasure watching and occasionally helping with the other’s reviews. There are times though that the selfish, naughtiness of solo masturbation adds a little something to the moment.

So what’s the toy like? Well, it’s beautiful actually, made from colourless and cranberry glass that catches the sunlight when you hold it and move it in your hands. Though I wouldn’t advise you stand in your window admiring a glass dildo too much because the neighbour’s reactions might be a bit mixed. I guarantee some would want to borrow it Lol.

The diameter of the main shaft is 2.5cm, though if you take the cranberry glass bumps into account it’s 3cm across. The insertable length is just under 15cm. Because the toy is glass you can use it hot, warm, cold or very chilled depending on your tastes. And use to its perfectly smooth design cleaning is incredibly easy.

I decided to try this dildo out in the shower, because I haven’t had a little play in the shower for too long, and we have halogen spotlights in there. I got the practical half of the shower over in double-quick time. Shower gel and shampoo flying everywhere. I normally spend a little time cleaning my soapy breasts and tweaking my nipples, but not on this occasion. I was too intent on playing with the Diamond Dazzler Dildo. The shower seemed to take ages washing the suds from my boobs, and the rest of my body. I didn’t want soap anywhere it might cause a problem or even worse slip and drop the Diamond Dazzler.

I hadn’t thought that bit through I suppose. When I picked up the dildo and held it up to the light it was worth it. The spotlights made the dildo sparkle and twinkle. I know, I know sparkling isn’t going to make you cum, but it all adds to the experience. As does the warm, wet, clean feeling or water cascading across your skin as the humidity in the bathroom rises.

I was in no rush as Alex was going to be late home from work, but had to slide the dildo across my clitoris. The nodules on the surface were a pleasant surprise. They aren’t shaped to give you a sensation intense enough to bring you off but they playfully tease your little button. Foreplay from a sex toy, that’s a first for me. Lol

I toyed with the Glass Worxx dildo for a while, taking the time to appreciate it’s smooth contours. I relented after a couple of minutes and had to get the dildo inside me. Foreplay is good but I wanted to enjoy my solo fun. I was more than adequately self-lubricated, my pussy anxious to accept the glass shaft. I had a lump in my throat as I slid the Diamond Dazzler inside. It wasn’t the size of the dildo, it was the whole experience.

One of the drawbacks of the dildo became apparent, when inserted with only the spherical end outside my pussy you don’t have much control of the movement of the toy. It has to be out a few centimetres to allow you to twist it, and press it back and forth so the tip presses against your vaginal walls.

Using the dildo standing up was fun given that gravity kept easing it out of my swollen pussy. But I didn’t get the earth-shattering climax I’d been looking for. A little disappointed I turned off the shower and dried myself. I don’t give up that easily so decided to take the dilo to bed.

With my ankles against my buttocks and my Diamond Dazzler held above me I took a moment to enjoy its colours in the dimmer light of the bedside lamp. Less intensely beautiful than in sunlight, but pretty all the same.

I plunged the dildo into my pussy, determined to devour this gorgeous object. I twisted and turned, moaning gentle, I swivelled my hips and clenched my vaginal walls. Unfortunately I was only able to make the gentlest of contacts with my g-spot. Despite the subtle sensation of the nodules on the dildo’s shaft being very nice, this doesn’t take me all the way. A slight curve would have been sufficient to hit the spot, but never mind.

I dipped the middle finger of my right hand into my wet slit and began to stroke my clitoris. The fingers of my left hand gently worked the dildo in and out of my pussy, pushing the glass shaft back and so pointing the tip towards my vaginal wall. My eyes closed, allowing me to drink in the squirmingly delightful sensations I was creating between my legs. It took a few minutes, but with the hot dildo jammed inside me and my finger rubbing my clit I eventually came.

Then I did something that I don’t usually do. I dozed off, probably with a big grin on my face.

When Alex got back he found me in bed. He kissed me on the forehead, waking me from my doze and said “Sorry I’m late. What have you been up to?”

“Nothing much.” I lied. His face was a picture when I swung my legs out of bed, still naked and stood up to give him a hug. The Diamond Dazzler Dildo slid out of me and landed with a thud on the floor. His jaw doesn’t often drop but it did then. And I thank my lucky stars that we have carpet on the floor in the bedroom.

Lets have some facts first and get the formalities out of the way before we have some fun!

• The rabbit vibrator is made from a jelly, soft to the touch
• Overall length is 6 ¾” with 5 ¼” of insertible pleasure
• It has Multi-Function & Multispeed controls
• With both Rotation & Vibration, phew did you get that?
• It comes complete with a pretty little pink remote which takes 2 x AAA batteries
• And the vibe itself uses 4 x AA batteries
• This vibe is also Phthalate Free.

Equipment used for this test drive, a little lube and one horny guy.

Normally I would slip off and try this one out by myself or we would indulge in a little mutual masturbation. This time I needed Alex to be my right hand man and operate the controls. Lol

It was Saturday afternoon and we both slipped off to the bedroom. There is something so bad about disappearing up to the bedroom in the afternoon. The central heating was on and as Alex drew the curtain together I slipped out of my jeans and panties, leaving my bra and black shirt on.

There is also something naughty about playing with yourself whilst semi naked, almost surreptitiously indulging in wickedness. I waited for Alex to fit the batteries and when he had finished I lay back on the bed with the vibe, whilst he kept hold of the remote.

I pressed a few buttons to make myself familiar with its multiples functions even though I wouldn’t be the one controlling my orgasms today. Alex reclined on the bed beside me in just his boxer shorts and propped himself up on his left arm to watch as I applied a small blob of lube to the pink tip of the vibrator.

The prospect of pleasuring myself with Alex controlling every move was getting my blood pumping. I opened my legs and encircled my opening with the cold tip of the vibe to spread the lube before pushing it inside my pussy.

It was soon up to the hilt and I could have taken more. One thing I will say is that I am a tall girl and it could have been slightly bigger for me but if you are petite this vibrator will be just right. With the rabbit firmly nibbling on my clit I lay back waiting for the first ripples of delight to hit me.

I turned my head to face Alex and let him know I was ready. The rabbit burst in to action and WOW, is he a powerful one. My clit was resonating with the bullet’s awesome power. He turned up the frequency and I was quite happy with what I was receiving thank you very much.

But we hadn’t even started yet. He now turned on the rotating vibe and I must say this is the closest feeling I have had to the act with a vibrator. The sensation of the tip moving around inside your opening feels just like a cock moving in and out. I just wish it had been slightly longer for me.

Alex turned up the power and it wasn’t long before I was gripping the vibe between my thighs and gyrating my hips against the motion within my hot pussy. My nerve endings were tingling and my toes started to join in. I arched my back and orgasmed loudly. What with the flashing lights and the motor running I was part of the show.

The lights flash and twinkle whilst you are using the vibe give a wonderful show. I hope the neighbours didn’t notice the flashing coloured lights mid Saturday afternoon in the bedroom. OK, OK, they aren’t that bright, but it aroused the exhibitionist in me.

I turned my head to face Alex and he was stroking himself waiting for me to come down so that he could fuck me. It was a difficult choice to make but I had to jump on his hard cock and ride him cowgirl. He came for England and collapsed on the bed.

That’s one thing a vibe can do…just keep on going…

One final word of warning, before you use this vibe make sure that you don’t have guests because if they don’t hear that powerful hum of the motor or see those flashing coloured lights, they will certainly hear you.

If you would like to see Suze’s video of the vibe it’s here.

The hardest part of using the kit is what Suze has termed the sacrificial erection. Not being one to let one of my erections pass her by she was a little non-plussed at having to waste this one to create a Clone-A –Willy kit. She was of course consoled by the thought of having two of my cocks to use afterwards.

This is not something that we found you could do in a single evening.

The best way to use this kit is with a friend, a very special friend. Because it’s only two minutes from when you start mixing the gel powder (with which you create the mould) until it sets you have to get your timing absolutely spot on.

You have to measure the plastic tube that the kit comes in to the length of your erect penis plus one inch. If you’re like me the 12” long packing will not be long enough so you’ll have to improvise an extension.

I wish! Seriously though, cover the cut ends with duck tape, otherwise you’ll be explaining the peculiar lacerations from jagged plastic in the A & E (ER) for hours.

Take the phone off the hook.

Wash Mr Pecker thoroughly.

Get your friend to help you achieve a suitably proud state. Suze was, as always, exemplary in this respect, but sadly I cannot offer her services to anyone else using this kit. Find your own special friend

Tip for the assistant; If you’re doing this in the kitchen as we did, kneel on a towel. It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase housemaid’s knee.

I had pre-measured 425ml of water at 37 degrees Celsius, but had to top this up when I reached the required state and pour off the excess because of cooling. Mixing this stuff while being blown is quite surreal, and even with both hands free, a bit of a panic! Anyway, you end up with a lumpy grey mixture that I poured into the mould tube, then immersed Mr Pecker.

All I can say is that it’s like sticking your cock in tepid porridge. The gel starts setting as soon as you mix it so you feel almost immediately immobilised. My instinct at this point would normally be to thrust, not advisable as you’ll fail to get a good cast and it would prove messy. The warmth and lack of movement meant that by the time the gel had hardened I was already heading for a suitable size to withdraw.

The gel is water based so a) easy to clean up and b) does not heat up as it solidified, which was one fear I had. You don’t want a roasted cock now do you!

The instructions say to allow two hours for the mould to air-dry. After two hours and the mould was solid but still wet, so it would be later that night before I could cast the positive image of my dinkle, complete with vibrator, in the two part rubber compound. As time was getting on we left the mould to cure for 24 hours. Luckily nobody came round during that time to ask what the plastic tube with the grey stuff in it was.

The mould doesn’t quite set but it needs to be to be able to flex whilst casting takes place. Note: the mould does shrink slightly (about 5% in length), so guys don’t be upset by the finished result. LOL.

As instructed I cut a piece of card to fit over the top of the mould providing support for the vibrator insert. I removed a circle of card from the centre just large enough to insert the vibrator through, leaving the end exposed so that it can be turned and batteries inserted.

Now I combined the two part rubber compound in an old glass jar and mixed the two parts together with the stir stick provided. When blended I poured them in to the mould, leaving as instructed a 2.5cm gap to the top to allow for the vibrator. Don’t worry guys there is enough compound left over to be able to cast a cock the size of John Holmes. Then I placed the card complete with vibrator inserted in to the end of the cast.

A word of advice at this point, make sure you weight down the end of the vibrator because it has a tendency to rise out of the cast as it sets. You don’t need much weight just enough to keep it submerged. Then we had to wait for the rubber compound to cure, I’m not the most patient of people but I knew it would be worth the wait.

I now had to leave the mould in the kitchen on the work surface for the next 24 hours. Again no visitors, phew. A mould would be bad enough but how would you explain a cast of a cock with a vibrator sticking out the top sitting on your work surface? Some people may cast little Beatrix Potter animals but not me.

Well, I made it and managed not to keep taking a poke at the mould for the curing period. The mixture does feel slightly tacky to the touch at first but it is fully set. I gently removed it from the flexible mould and out popped the most perfect Mini Alex. There was just one thing left to do in the cloning process…shave the cock. Yes, you did read that correctly. During the casting process air got trapped and created little bubbles of rubber on my willy which need to be taken off.

The whole process from start to finish is simple and straightforward, just add cock and off you go.

Tags: Clone-A-Willy kit, sex toy review, adult toy review

The Tongue Joy has a cordless basic unit which houses two 393 watch batteries facilitating wireless pleasure and one speed. Also included is the Turbo battery pack that requires 2 x AA batteries inserting in to the unit via the slide off backing plate. This unit has 3 speed settings operated by a sliding switch on the front of the unit.

The vibrating attachment screws in to both options and acts as the on/off control for the tongue joy. Included in the cute little satin embroidered bag which is supplied to keep all your equipment together are 4 textured silicone sleeves to wear over the vibrator and 3 sizes of silicone band to secure the vibrator to your tongue.

And not forgetting the guys and girls out there who have a tongue piercing, there is a little barbell attachment too. What a wonderful idea! When I saw it I wished I had a pierced tongue to be able to use that too.

We opened the little satin pouch and removed all the parts and Alex volunteered to wash them before use. But despite his thorough cleaning, there was a very strong smell from the rubber sleeves and bands. A top tip to both sterilise and make them smell better is to soak them in your mouth wash before use and this gives them a lovely minty smell and taste when in use. See I’m good for tips too.

We both decided that the best place to try this out was in the bedroom where it was warm and we could take our time using the vibrator on different parts of the body. Can you believe we had a mini fight over who used it first! Lol

Alex won and got to go first! Lol He tried the bands for size and the middle sized band was the best fit. He attached the vibrating unit and the control and I removed my bra and panties and lay back to think of England (Well the England Rugby Team, Lol).

To enhance the stimulation I closed my eyes and eagerly awaited his touch. He turned on the unit and I could hear him approaching me. Then I felt the warmth of his tongue as it made contact with my nipple. It immediately started to flush with blood and harden. The joint sensation of his warm hot tongue and breath and the vibratory stimuli was heavenly. Something you just don’t get with a vibe alone.

Vibrators tend to be hard and cold. This was warm, comforting and very stimulating as he worked up through all three speed settings. I wriggled slightly, rubbing my pussy lips together. Alex noticed and began to flick his tongue around my areola and then back to my pert nipple. I was really getting in to this now and then it came to my notice that my breast was becoming cold.

I was covered in Alex’s drool. Unintentionally he had dribbled saliva all over my breast. Then he lost the band as it vibrated off his tongue and on to me. This was the Achilles heel, the combination of the vibration and the saliva induced by it eases the band free and you have to keep adjusting it, pushing it back on to your tongue.

You also have to be careful not to let your teeth make contact with the vibe, the sleeve does help providing a dampener.

Persistence paid off…Alex moved down to my pussy and pushed aside my labia. Wow! I can’t adequately describe how it felt to have a warm wet vibrator playing with my clit but it was quite mind blowing. I could feel his tongue snake around my clit as those vibes rippled through my swollen little nub. Normally I would cross my ankles and push my foot down on the top of the other to increase the sensation but I couldn’t do this with Alex’s head between my labia.

Within a few moments I was bucking under him and almost grasped his head in a vice like grip with my thighs the stimulation was so intense. I pulled my labia apart easing his access to my clit and Alex responded. I gasped and jumped as he made direct contact with my sensitised button.

Almost immediately I felt it, I knew I was close and moaned my delight as I came all over Alex’s tongue. This was the first time he had licked me to orgasm. In the past I had been very close to loosing it and coming but never managed to achieve it. Now with the aid of this little beauty of a sex toy I had achieve yet another first.

After my climax had subsided I realised I was laying on a damp patch. The combination of Alex’s saliva and my own cum had wet the bedsheet underneath me.

This toy is a little difficult to use in terms of keeping it secured to your tongue, perhaps with further training the amount of saliva produced could be controlled I don’t know. What I do know is that it is the perfect, must have sex toy for those with pierced tongues. If I wasn’t such a coward I would be making an appointment right now.

And now, Alex’s half of the review:

The Tongue Joy Turbo is a toy that combines lingual stimulation of your partner with vibration. It can be worn on the tongue using the supplied tongue bar if you have a tongue piercing, or by using one of the three silicone bands supplied with it you can apply it to your partner’s sensitive areas with it attached to your tongue, finger or even toe.

The device itself is stainless steel and is supplied with four soft plastic sheaths that provide different textures when slipped over the steel bullet.

The power for the vibration comes from either a tiny battery pack that connects directly to the toy’s bullet, or via a thin lead and battery box that can be used to connect the bullet to power pack containing two AA batteries.

Both have their pros and cons. The self-contained battery pack that sits on your tongue just behind the bullet gives you total freedom of movement, but is limited by the battery life and strength of the vibrations it can produce. The battery pack does encumber you slightly while using the toy, but will last for ages and gives more powerful vibrations. Another difference between the tiny power pack and the external, wired, batteries is that the external batteries are able to incorporate a control for variable speed operation. Something that would be impossible to provide in the self-contained unit.

Opening the toy revealed a distinct odour from the silicone sheaths and bands. So for that reason and standard the hygiene protocol that we use before and after using any sex toy I washed every part of it in anti-bacterial soap, thoroughly rinsed each part and patted it dry on some kitchen towel. This did diminish the odour, but not eliminate it completely. Suze therefore suggested we stand the silicone components in mouthwash to ensure that the smell was not a distraction during love making. A 50-50 mix was effective at making the parts minty fresh and adding that extra zing to the test

Not having a tongue piercing I select the appropriate band for my tongue and assembled the toy using the smaller, wire-free, powerpack. I screwed the bullet in to turn it on and went to work, teasing Suze’s nipples. She enjoyed this but wanted a little more so I quickly moved across her belly to her waiting pussy. My first touch had Suze squirming as I applied the oscillating Tongue Joy Turbo to her clit. The effect was instantaneous. Suze always likes me to lick her, but this was different, more immediate in her moans, more intense in the stimulation.

A few tips here:

· Take great care of your dental work if using the toy as it’s so easy to catch on your teeth and therefore potentially chip them.

· Because of the above you tend to use the toy with your mouth wide open and cover your partner in drool because of it.

· If your tongue gets tired, simply slip the toy onto your finger and apply the delightful vibrations like that.

Because the vibration was not as intense as we’d first imagined I switched across to the version of the toy with external battery pack. A few minutes later I had my head buried in Suze’s pussy, stroking her clit with my vibrating tongue. I switched over to the external battery pack and continued massaging her clit.

The end result was startling, the first clitoral orgasm I have given her for ages. Towards the end of my aural contact with her pussy I had salivated so much as to make her inner thighs soaking wet.

Suze took twenty minutes or so to come down from the clitoral orgasm before she was ready to test the toy on me. Being similarly un-pierced she was obliged to use the tongue band to secure the Tongue Joy.

I was laying on my back, turgid and rapidly hardening cock on my thigh. The familiar sensation of Suze sucking my cock into her mouth was accompanied by the intense buzzing sensation of the Tongue Joy’s bullet on my frenulum. It’s an amazing experience, the combination of the organic and mechanical stimulation is something that no other toy has ever delivered.

However as Suze pointed out she experienced the same problem that I encountered. Without a tongue piercing the Tongue Joy Turbo tends to slip off from time to time. Suze’s BJ technique is excellent anyway, but the Tongue joy added an extra dimension. We were both turned on to such an extent by Suze’s clitoral orgasm and the BJ she was giving me that we discarded the Tongue Joy at this point and ended up having the most wonderful wild sex.

So, the Tongue Joy Turbo delivers in many ways. It’s combination of compactness, especially when operated with the tiny on-tongue power pack, plus the option of the more intense, controllable and of course longer lasting external battery pack is genius. I gave Suze her first lingual-clitoral orgasm and she added a new dimension to her blow jobs. It’s great when used with the tongue bands, but with a tongue piercing and the bar attachment … I can only imagine. And like Suze I’m half considering whether or not to have my first piercing …

We retired to the bedroom and Alex assumed the position on top of the towel we use to avoid lube drip. It was a few weeks since he had been penetrated and abstinence makes the ass grown fonder.

He was eager as fuck to take something in his ass. I squeezed a drop of lube between the crack of his ass just above his opening, which was pouting for me to invade it. Slowly it ran down and into the dimple of his puckered little anus.

I added a couple of drops to the shiny, pre-warmed plug. For those interested I warmed it between my legs for a few minutes, the metal conducts very well so that was all it took to raise the temperature to body heat.

Gently I ran the plug around his ass, spreading the lube around both his anus and the tip of the plug simultaneously. Alex started to respond, moving his hips from side to side slightly. I began to excited at this point, I always do at the thought of pushing a plug or toy inside him. Knowing just how much he likes it.

I sat with one leg either side of his open legs and began to slowly and carefully push the metal butt plug inside. It was quite easy to insert, no resistance and the lube was lasting so no more needed to be applied.

Rotating the plug ensured that his anal walls were sufficiently coated and Alex groaned as the plug moved inside him. I noticed that his cock had started to stiffen as it dangled between his open legs and his balls were beginning to tauten.

With plug in my right hand I took a firm grip of his balls and the base of his cock and started to stroke him. He began to roll his hips and moan his appreciation. I pushed against the end of the plug once more and it was devoured by his ass once more.

He was now at the widest point and still no problems. Sometimes hairs around the anus can get caught and make the passage of the toy slightly impeded but because it is metal the lube really slicks it up.

One more gentle push and the butt plug disappeared inside him, leaving only the wide base outside his body. I continued to stroke his cock, he was now quite hard, almost fully erect. The towel below him was drizzled with pre cum which was now freely running from the end of his cock.

I ran my finger across the tip and scooped it up. It tasted wonderful and I felt as horny as hell!

Alex turned to face me on his knees and asked if I would suck his cock. Of course I would! It was pointing skyward and his balls were practically up into his groin they were so tight. I started to lick the tip and then swirled my tongue around the top. This made Alex shiver, he loves it.

I then placed my tongue underneath his cock and sucked down hard on him, causing his frenulum to grind against my warm wet tongue. Christ, he was hard, I could clearly feel the definition of his helmet on the tip of my tongue as it sprouted from his hard shaft.

Alex started to buck and fuck my mouth not too deep but enough to ensure his foreskin was being moved too and fro. I stared to groan in response to his groans as he bucked away at my pursed lips.

His cock was now burying itself inside my throat and I took hold of his balls and pulled gently on them as he worked my mouth and throat. I was laying on my side with my legs apart for balance. My pussy was already moist by the time I started to suck him off and now I could feel the moisture making it’s way down my right inner thigh. I leaned up on my right arm in front of his groin still sucking away at that thrusting cock.

“Suze, can I come in your mouth?”, exclaimed Alex between his moans. He is such a gentleman. Lol I pulled back off his erection and answered “Yes” ,as quickly as I could before returning to my task.

Alex began to fuck faster in and out of my mouth and I could almost feel him swelling, preparing to shoot his load in to me. I began to meet his thrusts with bobs of my head, my tongue working his frenulum all the time.

Then with an almighty groan and a final thrust he shot his warm cum into my mouth. I kept my tongue depressed against the bottom of my mouth to collect it in the well made by my tongue. He tasted warm and slightly salty.

As the last spurt landed Alex withdrew from my mouth and lent in to kiss me. “Let me taste”, he asked. I opened my mouth and gave him a wide open kiss allowing his cum to enter his open mouth and hit his waiting tongue.

We kissed for a moment exchanging his seed and then I backed off. He had a tell tale dribble of cum running down from the left corner of his mouth. I swallowed my share and gave him a smile.

This was the first time we had snowballed and it had tipped me over the edge. I was so horny that my favourite vibe had to come out to play…

The Seven Creations Heavy Metal Butt Plug is available from Bedtime Heaven.

Alex’s thoughts …

We’ve been wanting to try out a metal toy for ages, so when this one arrived we were more than ready to try it out.

The plug has an insertable length of 92mm and maximum diameter of 33mm. It’s not a huge butt plug, I prefer the stimulating to the unbelievably challenging when it comes to anal toys. So just right then.

The weight of the toy was initially something of a let-down. It was obviously hollow so I decided to see just how hollow. I tied a piece of cotton to the plug, filled a glass full of water, placed the glass in a measuring jug and lowered in the butt plug slowly.

The butt plug displaced 55ml of water and weighs 164g, giving a density of 2.9818 g/cm2. As steel is 7.4gcm2 and stainless steel is around 8.0 it’s obvious there’s a lot of fresh air inside it somewhere.

As I had always assumed it would be solid my initial excitement at the receipt of the butt plug was therefore quelled.

Not for long though.

You see, the butt plug weighs quite enough to make its presence felt when inserted. Extra weight would have other disadvantages too, as I’ll explain later. Add to this its intrinsically hygienic nature and the ability to use it hot and cold without fear of its degradation (even if you boil it in water to sterilize it) and you’re on to a winner.

Suze described our first use of the butt plug beautifully here. So I’ll not repeat what she said. What she didn’t mention is that when I fucked her with the butt plug in I found that its weight massaging my prostate really enhanced the experience. Because I’d been well lubbed-up the plug was on the verge of falling out. Hence my previous statement that extra weight would have been a disadvantage, any heavier and it probably would have popped out.

This is a toy that I will be using again, it’s practical, hygienic, effective and fun.

And for those of you who think I’m rather anal measuring the density of a sex toy … what do you expect when I’m writing about a butt plug? LOL

From the moment that I took hold of the box and flipped it over to see how versatile they were, I felt the dome side of me emerging inside me. A smile played upon my lips as I popped open the plastic packaging.

This restraint kit provides you with:

2 x Wrist cuffs
2 x Ankle Cuffs
Both sets are the same size, perhaps something that could be addressed because ankles are usually larger. However they are generous in size so that didn’t present a problem.
2 x Adjustable Tethers
1 x Leather Blindfold. Why did I never get one of these, they can be so much fun!

With the bondage restraints to hand, all you need is a couple of horny people to complete the recipe

We were already naked and in bed when I decided to indulge in a little role play. I placed the contents of the pack on to the bed and sorted them out. I decided that Alex was going to be my sub and I removed his boxer shorts, leaving him naked. I left on my black thong.

He was a willing participant and lay back on the bed whilst I cuffed his hands first, then his ankles. I then lifted his head and applied the blindfold. It took me a while to calm down and decide what I was going to do to my sub. I ordered him to all fours, then I attatched each ankle to wrist using the tethers provided. Once he was restrained I took up the slack on each side.

This resulted in him falling on to his shoulders as his hands made contact with his ankles. He was now totally submissive with his shoulders on the mattress and his ass pointing up in to the air.

At this point as I stood at the foot of the bed the rubber whip caught my eye in its usual place hanging from the headboard. I walked around the bed and carefully and quietly, as not to alert him to what I was doing, took the whip from the headboard.

The room was silent except for Alex’s expectant respiration as he lay face to one side on the bed. I took the whip and ran it down the centre of his back, the cold rubber tassles dragging against his skin. Alex twitched and moaned his approval. “Is that nice my slave?”, I asked with a giggle. He responded that it was.

I ran the rubber whip over his flesh, occasionally giving it a gentle flick or glide to heighten his senses (the whip is one of the most useful sex toys we have hehehe). He didn’t know what I may do to him next, that excited him I could tell. His expectant breathing betrayed him. Trust is important in BDSM role play even though we are only amateurs, the trust has to be there to be totally absorbed.

His ass was just asking for it and I twisted my wrist and flicked the rubber strands over his firm fleshy buttock…then the other and back again. I was getting into this and he was too. Aware of his limits and controlling my urge to flay him that little bit harder, after all I didn’t want to hurt him, too much. This was about sensation and sexual exploration not masochism.

I gave him a couple more flicks of whip on each buttock and then let loose his tethers. He rose up on to all fours and I took his wrists and clipped them to one of the tethers behind his back. Bound he was mine, still blindfold and very horny. His cock was proudly bobbing in front of his groin. I licked my lips as I ran scenarios through my head.

I guided him to the edge of the bed and stood him next to it, his cock pointing directly at me sat on the edge of the mattress. Suze could resist no longer, expectancy already had me wet. Alex’s hands were tied together behind his back and I pulled his hips closer to me and gently ran my tongue around his cock head.

Alex was breathing heavily and moaning with each flick of my investigative tongue. He tasted good as he oozed pre cum on to the tip of my tongue. I blew cold air over his erect helmet and he twitched with excitement. He started to thrust his hips towards me rhythmically, I knew what he wanted but he would have to wait.

He thrust again and this time I opened my mouth around his thrusting erection and let him enter my mouth. Alex moaned, and started to slowly fuck my open mouth. I bore my lips down on him and started to suck as his foreskin rolled up and down against my tongue. He was so hard!

Having total control over Alex was really turning me on, he was mine to do with as I pleased.

“Do you want to fuck your Mistress?”, I enquired. A tease really. I knew he wanted to grind my ass in to that bed.

“Yes!”, he responded fervently.

I reached around his back and unhooked his cuffs allowing him the use of his arms once more. He reached forward and parted my legs and pushed himself between them. Still blindfold he stared to fuck me.

There were no airs and graces, this was a basic need to fuck. I gripped his waist with my legs and raised my hips to meet with his allowing deeper penetration. Shit! I called out as he grounded momentarily on my cervix. He began to fuck me like a man possessed by sex.

I came and told him so. Then he gave one long thrust and several small ones and ejaculated inside me. I could see he had become wobbly overcome by the moment so I slid on to the bed disengaging with his cock and let him slip on to the mattress beside me. He put his arm over me and we lay together in the afterglow.

Suze can’t wait for her turn to be tethered … bondage can be so much fun, even for beginers like us.

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The reason I mention this is that one aspect of sex which has traditionally required dedicated space and a lock on the door in case the relatives come round unexpectedly is bondage. We’re not heavily into BDSM except in the curious and experimental sense, but we do like to dabble. Up to now this has required the use of ropes, cuffs, scarves and other improvisation. They take time to set up and to stow away safely and discretely.

Not any more.

Bedtime Heaven have sent us The Sportsheet, Under The Bed Restraint System to test. And you know us, we test thoroughly.

The set consists of four soft Velcroed cuffs which attach to four straps. The straps are connected in pairs, under your mattress by a fifth strap with a D-ring at either end. It’s a very simple arrangement that is easy to slip under even a heavy mattress. It’s also discrete because you can slip the four arm/leg straps under the mattress and away from prying eyes when they are not in use. The cuffs themselves are soft, velvet lined and therefore very comfortable. They are also very secure.

Suze was hopping around like a kid at the thought of using the restraints. Improvised restraints have their charm and a kind of perversely homely feel, but this felt as if we were growing up a little.

The bedroom was warm, Suze had made sure of that, and I walked in to find her naked on the bed grinning. “Tie me up please.” She asked.

And who am I to deny a woman what she wants?

I fitted the cuffs around her wrists and ankles in just a few seconds. The Velcro may not satisfy experienced bondage connoisseurs, who like the feel of leather and chains, but the soft cosseting caress of the cuffs was described by Suze as a firm but soft hand holding her down. Just right for the beginner in bondage in my opinion and the kind of restraint that is palpable but does not distract from other sensory pleasures.

Cuffs fitted I clipped each one to its respective strap, then pulled the four adjuster straps to leave Suze spread-eagle on the bed. The act of immobilising her like this was doing it for me, I was semi-hard and moved onto the bed, straddling her stomach, my cock pointing “north”. I leant forward and kissed her, a kiss which metamorphosed from a full-lipped kiss to a deep tongue-battling kiss in just a moment.

I slid down and placed my thigh between her legs, pressing it against her mons and rubbing her clitoris with it. This left my mouth to explore her breasts, lapping the soft skin and sucking her nipples. Suze squirmed underneath me, pulling at the restraints, relishing the relinquishment of self-determination.

I moved up the bed now, cock waving in front of me. With the tip millimetres above her lips Suze’s tongue darted out and licked my frenulum. Her mouth gaped, an invitation that I was hardly likely to refuse. I thrust forward filling her mouth, which eagerly accepted my hard cock.

I needed to fuck her, the thought of having her unable to respond further then arch her back towards me and implore me to fuck her was becoming a huge aphrodisiac.

Sliding into her was a joy, she strained against the bond, pushing her pussy to meet my cock as best she could. The sex was intense and perhaps rougher than we normally indulge in, but exactly what we both wanted. I hooked my hands under Suze’s back, hands pulling her shoulders towards me, me towards her with every thrust. When we came, together, Suze’s frustration at not being able to dig her nails into my back was redirected toward pulling at the restraints and moaning and shrieking so loudly I’m sure the neighbours must have been wondering if they should call an ambulance.

If you’re looking for a step up from improvised bondage this is a great set. The Sportsheet, Under The Bed Restraint System will take you a step further without having to invest in a special bed or other equipment that can cost a fortune. It’s strength, combined with comfort means you will be using it for years to come, even if you “graduate” to serious bondage. I tried to test the kit to destruction to verify its durability and even pulling as hard as I could when Suze had restrained me (Yes I had a go later hehehe) I could not cause any part of the restraints to fail.

The problem was that I wanted stimulation but not discomfort and I wondered if these waterproof wireless nipple arousers would be a bit too extreme for me, perhaps venturing a little too far in to the BDSM area with nipple play. I didn’t realise just how wrong I could be! Lol

I must also admit that when I requested this sex toy for review from Bedtime Heaven I was slightly concerned that they would be really heavy and stretch my nipple and boobs like stretch Armstrong. This proved not to be the case, each little self contained clamp was incredibly light, weighing just 28 grams.

They are adjustable, applying just the right amount of pressure to pleasure and with their jelly coated pads very gentle. Alex was tasked with the job of sizing up my nipples for the nipple teasers, he loved doing things like that and with a few winds of the screw he had them just right. Firm grip as not to fall off and just enough pressure to encourage my nipple to harden immediately inside them.

He clamped them lovingly on to each nipple in turn as I sat on the edge of the bed naked. Then he placed a kiss on each nipple and made his way to his side of the bed. The with a press of the button he made some MFF action appear on the television screen. I reclined on to the bed allowing the clamps to dangle from each nipple, this added to the sensation of gentle tugging on each.

My nipples were now as hard as bullets with two pink pleasure bullets hanging from both. These arousers are self contained, no wires. They are controlled by four LR44 batteries that fit inside the screw-up base, which also acts as the on/off variable control for each. Making them easy to operate and totally waterproof.

Alex reached over and turned the vibe on my left nipple, He then moved back and did the same with the right one. The vibration was strong, powerful and totally addictive. I lay back on the bed with the clamps resting on my boobs.

My naughty companion slipped off his robe and reclined on to one elbow just watching as I shuffled around and moaned my delight. These clamps were sensational! Not enough attention is given to the breasts by sex toys and this one certainly hits the mark.

As my nipples resonated with the mechanical vibrations radiated outwards like the ripples from a trout breaking the water’s tension Alex traced his finger over my breast. This added to the stimulation my nipple, areola and breast were already enjoying.

He glided his finger slowly and gently over my breast and as he reached my outer areola, even with my eyes shut I could feel the intensity of the vibrations. Then he moved in closer to my swollen pink button and I now felt my clit become fired. It was almost as if he was earthing my breasts, that is the best way I can describe the feeling. I’m sure there’s a specific term for this effect in the physics of harmonics, but Wikipedia wouldn’t offer up the answer.

My clit was now vibrating in time with my nipples and swelling between my legs. Alex traced his finger slowly across my areola towards my pinched nipple. He placed the gentlest of touches to the very tip and I nearly came there and then. It seemed to focus every watt of power in to the very apex of my nipple, which then travelled down between my legs making my clit vibrate and my pussy swell. I was so wet and I hadn’t even touched down there. These things were good.

He now had both of my nipples “earthed” and I was so close to coming without penetration. I had been so focused on my own enjoyment that I hadn’t paid any attention to Alex’s arousal. I took a look between his legs and he was swinging there hard and proud. Not wanting to miss out on the moment I climbed on to all fours and pointed my ass up at him.

And he reciprocated, pushing his hard cock inside my well lubed pussy. The arousers were hanging beneath me for dear life and the pull on my nipple added to the pleasure and the tingling which had already enraptured me. I just needed to be fucked…and hard. Alex took care of that, he must have been ready just like me.