{"id":10018,"date":"2010-11-02T09:55:19","date_gmt":"2010-11-02T09:55:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10018"},"modified":"2010-11-02T09:29:39","modified_gmt":"2010-11-02T09:29:39","slug":"feverish-masturbation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10018","title":{"rendered":"Feverish Masturbation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/zini-zook.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-10020\" title=\"Zini Zook\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/zini-zook-99x300.jpg\" alt=\"Zini Zook\" width=\"99\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/zini-zook-99x300.jpg 99w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/zini-zook-339x1024.jpg 339w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/zini-zook.jpg 375w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 99px) 100vw, 99px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;ve been suffering from a streaming cold for several days now and working my way through the usual list of symptoms.<br \/>\nCurrently I&#8217;m in the grip of a fever and I&#8217;m sat at my desk in just my underwear.<br \/>\nDespite my fever I still feel randy and I&#8217;m contemplating slipping off to the bedroom and playing with something buzzy&#8230; \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been suffering from a streaming cold for several days now and working my way through the usual list of symptoms. Currently I&#8217;m in the grip of a fever and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10018\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10018"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10018"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10022,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10018\/revisions\/10022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}