{"id":10037,"date":"2010-11-03T12:55:22","date_gmt":"2010-11-03T12:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10037"},"modified":"2010-11-02T22:25:47","modified_gmt":"2010-11-02T22:25:47","slug":"trained-to-squirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10037","title":{"rendered":"Trained to Squirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/fountain.jpg\" alt=\"Fountain\" width=\"250\" height=\"333\" \/>I like to think of myself as being trendy and up to date with the latest things.  When it comes to sexual terms and acronyms I&#8217;m right there on the button.<\/p>\n<p>But I came across an acronym I hadn&#8217;t seen before and felt slightly embarrassed to ask the people who were using it on a regular basis on the social networking site that I frequent.  Somehow you feel a little silly asking, almost as if you are admitting to being stupid or something.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>Well, to let you in on the secret the acronym &#8220;pmsl&#8221; had me stumped I just couldn&#8217;t think what it stood for.  So, what do you do when you don&#8217;t know something get out the Encyclopedia.  No. you don&#8217;t, you Google it and low and behold there it was.<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who feel as silly as I do for not knowing, it stands for &#8220;pissing myself laughing&#8221;.  In my book, I believe it should be pml because myself is one word.<\/p>\n<p>Even funnier, there is a genuine training company on the Internet called PMSL, <a title=\"PMSL\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pmsltraining.co.uk\" target=\"_blank\">here they are<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You live and learn.  Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like to think of myself as being trendy and up to date with the latest things. When it comes to sexual terms and acronyms I&#8217;m right there on the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10037\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[503,1788,504],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10037"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10037"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10040,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10037\/revisions\/10040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}