{"id":10119,"date":"2010-11-07T18:55:06","date_gmt":"2010-11-07T18:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10119"},"modified":"2010-11-07T18:28:05","modified_gmt":"2010-11-07T18:28:05","slug":"clandestine-cock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10119","title":{"rendered":"Getting Me Some Cock  ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/penisbandz.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-10121\" title=\"Penis Bandz\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/penisbandz.jpg\" alt=\"Penis Bandz\" width=\"250\" height=\"282\" \/><\/a>I was just reading through an adult industry magazine and happened upon an article relating to these.\u00a0 They are silicone bands formed in to cock shapes which you can wear on your wrist just like all the trendy people are these days.<\/p>\n<p>And I assume when they are worn they don\u2019t retain their phallic shape and are therefore not going to get you in trouble.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>Reading the info on the site I noticed that they are recommending them to be worn by teenagers and adults.\u00a0 They also say they can be worn as cock rings but they don\u2019t endorse that.<\/p>\n<p>However reading on I came upon this question and answer:<\/p>\n<p>Q: What if I can\u2019t get Penis Bandz off my penis?<\/p>\n<p>A<strong>:<\/strong> Call a doctor or go to the nearest hospital (if this is the case, e-mail us your photos at <a href=\"mailto:photos@penisbandz.com\">photos@penisbandz.com<\/a>) as this could lead to coma or death. However, to avoid embarrassment at your local ER, we suggest you remove Penis Bandz under adult supervision.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m guessing these guys don\u2019t take themselves too seriously.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just reading through an adult industry magazine and happened upon an article relating to these.\u00a0 They are silicone bands formed in to cock shapes which you can wear &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10119\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10119"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10119"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10124,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10119\/revisions\/10124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}