{"id":10139,"date":"2010-11-08T13:55:57","date_gmt":"2010-11-08T13:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10139"},"modified":"2010-11-08T13:09:13","modified_gmt":"2010-11-08T13:09:13","slug":"rainy-days-and-battery-operated-orgasms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10139","title":{"rendered":"Rainy Days And Battery Operated Orgasms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Jimmy-jane-form2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-10140\" title=\"Jimmy Jane Form 2\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Jimmy-jane-form2-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Jimmy Jane Form 2\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Jimmy-jane-form2-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Jimmy-jane-form2-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Jimmy-jane-form2.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Well the weather men were right about the weather this week.\u00a0 It&#8217;s tipping it down, grey and gloomy.<\/p>\n<p>Only one thing for me to do&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Bring out the toys and put a smile back on my face.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well the weather men were right about the weather this week.\u00a0 It&#8217;s tipping it down, grey and gloomy. Only one thing for me to do&#8230; Bring out the toys and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10139\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[2797,2798,299],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10139"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10139"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10142,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10139\/revisions\/10142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}