{"id":102,"date":"2006-12-15T11:28:19","date_gmt":"2006-12-15T10:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/blog\/?p=102"},"modified":"2006-12-15T11:48:34","modified_gmt":"2006-12-15T10:48:34","slug":"strange-how-things-cum-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=102","title":{"rendered":"Strange How Things Cum To You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img style=\"margin: 12px\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/blog\/images\/runnerbeans.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/>I was in the kitchen preparing dinner, not the most sexy of jobs but necessary.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 I chopped the ends off the runner beans and then it hit me!\u00a0 Not a magical culinary eureka moment but I could smell sex.<\/p>\n<p>To be more precise, I could smell the male ejaculate.\u00a0 I bet you all think I have gone mad at this point but I haven&#8217;t.\u00a0 The seed (Lol) for this thought may have been planted by my last post In Essence but I don&#8217;t think so.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The next time you are preparing runner beans for your dinner, take the time to smell them and see if you agree.\u00a0 It could be that they don&#8217;t smell of cum to anyone else but me.\u00a0 I&#8217;m sure we all smell differently and pick up varying aromas.\u00a0 Otherwise, I suppose we would all be wearing the same perfume and the requirement for choice would be negligible.<\/p>\n<p>Over the next few days, with my heightened awareness I am going to set about a mission.\u00a0 The mission to detect sexual smells in every day objects.\u00a0 Why don&#8217;t you all join in and let me know what smells remind you of sex and lets see what we can come up with.<\/p>\n<p>This could be the first experiment in this field we could make history, you just never know.\u00a0 Lol.\u00a0 Add your smell-a-likes to the comments and lets see how many we can come up with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the kitchen preparing dinner, not the most sexy of jobs but necessary.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 I chopped the ends off the runner beans and then it hit me!\u00a0 Not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=102\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}