{"id":10384,"date":"2010-11-19T01:55:02","date_gmt":"2010-11-19T01:55:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10384"},"modified":"2010-11-18T22:16:48","modified_gmt":"2010-11-18T22:16:48","slug":"weird-sex-and-your-everyday-girl-next-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10384","title":{"rendered":"Weird Sex And Your Everyday Girl Next Door"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/bananafellatio.jpg\" alt=\"Banana\" width=\"221\" height=\"236\" \/>There are few if any fictional stories that are stranger than the sexual antics of real people. Read the newspapers and you&#8217;ll find all sorts of odd goings on. OK so some of them may be completely made up but some are real and I&#8217;ve witnessed some real weird stuff in real life myself. That can make it a bit of challenge when trying to write something new and different.<\/p>\n<p>Previous visitors to this site will know that I like a bit of the unusual, some would say bizarre in my fiction.<\/p>\n<p>When you realise that life can always beat you in the weirdness stakes it can be a bit disconcerting. Still I will endeavour to find something to try and trump life in the oddness stakes.<\/p>\n<p>Now let me think \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are few if any fictional stories that are stranger than the sexual antics of real people. Read the newspapers and you&#8217;ll find all sorts of odd goings on. OK &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10384\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,35,25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10384"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10384"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16537,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10384\/revisions\/16537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}