{"id":10390,"date":"2010-11-19T17:55:03","date_gmt":"2010-11-19T17:55:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10390"},"modified":"2010-11-18T22:31:40","modified_gmt":"2010-11-18T22:31:40","slug":"i-dont-normally-go-for-brunettes-who-smoke-but-in-you-case-ill-make-an-exception","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10390","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Normally Go For Brunettes Who Smoke But in You Case I&#8217;ll Make An Exception"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/blade-runner-rachael.jpg\" alt=\"Rachael Tyrell\" \/>Ah Rachael from Blade runner, replicant, object of my pubescent adoration and consumer of &#8220;Land-O-Smiles&#8221; brand Marijuana cigarettes &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah Rachael from Blade runner, replicant, object of my pubescent adoration and consumer of &#8220;Land-O-Smiles&#8221; brand Marijuana cigarettes &#8230; Nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1853,2823],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10390"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10390"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10391,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10390\/revisions\/10391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}