{"id":10416,"date":"2010-11-21T01:55:40","date_gmt":"2010-11-21T01:55:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10416"},"modified":"2010-11-20T20:11:31","modified_gmt":"2010-11-20T20:11:31","slug":"cock-and-bull-erm-sheep-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10416","title":{"rendered":"Cock and Bull, Erm, Sheep Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"White Calvin Kleins\" src=\"\\images\\white-calvin-kleins.jpg\" alt=\"White Calvin Kleins\" \/>Some stories you read in the press are just too incredible to believe and I sometimes wonder if that is why they turn out to have taken place in another country.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve just read a story in the Metro about a Bulgarian guy called Angel Atanasov who decided to take drugs with his friend at his family home which resulted in carnage and him now being on life support.<\/p>\n<p>It would be funny if not for the dreadful outcome.\u00a0 <a title=\"Oops Where's My Cock\" href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/weird\/847267-man-on-drug-rampage-leaves-stabbed-lamb-maimed-father-burnt-farm-and-severed-penis-in-his-wake\" target=\"_blank\">You can read the full story here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some stories you read in the press are just too incredible to believe and I sometimes wonder if that is why they turn out to have taken place in another &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10416\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,3],"tags":[2828,1669],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10416"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10416"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10418,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10416\/revisions\/10418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}