{"id":10435,"date":"2010-11-21T18:55:56","date_gmt":"2010-11-21T18:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10435"},"modified":"2010-11-21T17:31:44","modified_gmt":"2010-11-21T17:31:44","slug":"we-all-love-that-morning-wood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10435","title":{"rendered":"We All Love That Morning Wood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/sweep.jpg\" alt=\"Cock\" \/>Woke up this morning with wood. Not unusual but sadly despite it being a Sunday and therefore the perfect time to take advantage of this state of affairs we both needed a drink to rehydrate. So I toddled off downstairs with it waving in front of me like a fleshy divining rod.<\/p>\n<p>Of course cold air and the distraction of making a cuppa mean that by the time I had returned to bed my previously eager cock had become a comforting, hot and heavy weight on my thigh but no use for sex.<\/p>\n<p>Never mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woke up this morning with wood. Not unusual but sadly despite it being a Sunday and therefore the perfect time to take advantage of this state of affairs we both &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10435\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,25],"tags":[2831],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10435"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10435"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10437,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10435\/revisions\/10437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}