{"id":10496,"date":"2010-11-25T15:55:55","date_gmt":"2010-11-25T15:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10496"},"modified":"2010-11-25T15:30:29","modified_gmt":"2010-11-25T15:30:29","slug":"taking-it-up-the-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10496","title":{"rendered":"Taking It Up The Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/butt-plug.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-10498\" title=\"Butt plug\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/butt-plug-237x300.jpg\" alt=\"Butt plug\" width=\"237\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/butt-plug-237x300.jpg 237w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/butt-plug.jpg 257w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 237px) 100vw, 237px\" \/><\/a>The Royal Mail tried to deliver a new toy today but missed me because I was at gym.<\/p>\n<p>Consequently they left me a card with instruction that I can collect it from the sorting office in 24 hours.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m not sure how Alex will take the news as it&#8217;s his anal toy&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Royal Mail tried to deliver a new toy today but missed me because I was at gym. Consequently they left me a card with instruction that I can collect &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10496\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10496"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10496"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10499,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10496\/revisions\/10499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}