{"id":10571,"date":"2010-11-30T14:55:49","date_gmt":"2010-11-30T14:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10571"},"modified":"2010-11-30T14:34:01","modified_gmt":"2010-11-30T14:34:01","slug":"wanking-like-a-pro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10571","title":{"rendered":"Wanking Like A Pro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/wanking-machine.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-10574\" title=\"Wanking machine\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/wanking-machine-236x300.jpg\" alt=\"Wanking machine\" width=\"236\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/wanking-machine-236x300.jpg 236w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/wanking-machine.jpg 449w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" \/><\/a>I was just finishing off my lunch at my desk when I\u00a0felt the urge\u00a0to search Google images for &#8220;strange wanking&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>My search discovered this wonderful piece of machinery.\u00a0 It looks like you insert your cock in to the palm of the hand and the machine takes care of the rest.<\/p>\n<p>One for the lazy wanker me thinks.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just finishing off my lunch at my desk when I\u00a0felt the urge\u00a0to search Google images for &#8220;strange wanking&#8221;. My search discovered this wonderful piece of machinery.\u00a0 It looks &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10571\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10571"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10571"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16680,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10571\/revisions\/16680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}