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I wrote a few months ago about walking in on a guy who has smoked too much dope and fallen asleep on the sofa. This wouldn’t ordinarily be a problem but he had his cock out. He had been wanking sat with his cock out on the sofa.<\/p>\nI wrote a few months ago about walking in on a guy who has smoked too much dope and fallen asleep on the sofa. This wouldn’t ordinarily be a problem but he had his cock out. He had been wanking sat with his cock out on the sofa.<\/p>\n
But best of all he had left the tea towel he had been using as a mastubatory aid wrapped around his cock. Now you may be saying “well, that’s ok it feels like someone else is doing it.” That is until I point out that this tea towel had been used in the kitchen.<\/p>\n
The guys who we had been out with that shared the student digs were not too impressed and I don’t think they asked him to wash up again after that.<\/p>\n
Just thinking about this incident reminded me of other male masturbatory tales that I have been privy to over the years. I once worked with a guy who claimed to have known someone who worked in a pork pie factory. This guy worked the night shift and used to prepare the pastry cases.<\/p>\n
He was allegedly feeling a little amorous one night and stuck his erect cock in to an industrial sized block of lard and gave it a good seeing to. I have never been able to validate this story but it did put me off eating pork pie for a number of years after hearing it. Lol<\/p>\n
It made we wonder just what unusual home made wanking devices have been used to get off with. I’m already aware of the sock technique, where you cover your erection with a sock and wank. Also the use of melons and cucumbers by scooping out the centre just enough to insert your cock in to and away you go. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
I found this site whilst hunting around on the web<\/a> it’s full of ideas and techniques, some of them quite amazing.<\/p>\n “Now tell me\u2026what’s the most imaginative wanking device you have used”? \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n Tags: masturbation<\/a>, wanking<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I wrote a few months ago about walking in on a guy who has smoked too much dope and fallen asleep on the sofa. This wouldn’t ordinarily be a problem … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25],"tags":[4254,121],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}