{"id":10618,"date":"2010-12-03T17:55:34","date_gmt":"2010-12-03T17:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10618"},"modified":"2010-12-03T17:52:17","modified_gmt":"2010-12-03T17:52:17","slug":"more-swedish-masturbation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10618","title":{"rendered":"More Swedish Masturbation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Boobs\" src=\"\/images\/airbrush-exhibit-a.jpg\" alt=\"Boobs\" width=\"300\" height=\"319\" \/>If I ever see my postman again he should be delivering me some more Swedish pleasure objects.\u00a0 I received the confirmation they had been shipped the other day.<\/p>\n<p>Trouble is the postman can\u2019t get anywhere near my house at the moment for all the snow which still covers the road.<\/p>\n<p>There must be about 30 inches on there at the moment and I\u2019ve got everything crossed that we soon see a thaw or I may be waiting until Christmas and I\u2019m patient but not that patient.\u00a0 lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I ever see my postman again he should be delivering me some more Swedish pleasure objects.\u00a0 I received the confirmation they had been shipped the other day. Trouble is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=10618\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[2846,2001],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10618"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10618"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10620,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10618\/revisions\/10620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}