{"id":1075,"date":"2008-04-20T18:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-20T18:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1075"},"modified":"2008-04-20T18:44:08","modified_gmt":"2008-04-20T18:44:08","slug":"sex-on-the-office-desk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1075","title":{"rendered":"Sex On The Office Desk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" width=\"250\" src=\"\/images\/theinterview.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" alt=\"Suze\" height=\"253\" style=\"width: 250px; height: 253px\" title=\"Suze\" \/>I wrote a few days ago about how I met Alex via work and we managed to keep our relationship quiet so nobody knew we were an item\u2026I had a boyfriend and things could have become messy.<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1041\" title=\"Sex In The Office\">You can read the whole story here to catch up.<\/a> I&#8217;ll wait here for you. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Despite not getting down the actual dirty deed on my boss&#8217; desk due to practical reasons, I always too practical for my own good, we did get down and dirty on the carpet by his desk.<\/p>\n<p>And I suppose a desk can be quite hard on your back, your vertebrae must run on the leather and wood. So, I opted to get a carpet burn instead. Lol<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m wondering if the editorial department of the News of the World read this blog because they have managed to get a story from The Apprentice&#8217;s Jennifer Maguire&#8217;s ex boyfriend in which he describes them having sex on the boss&#8217; desk or should I say if you actually read the story it was the Boardroom table.<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.newsoftheworld.co.uk\/apprentice\/2004_jennifer.shtml\" title=\"Jennifer Maguire\">See the full story here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Our Boardroom was always locked so there was no way we could have frolicked on that but what a superb place to fuck, it would have been like doing it on a Queen sized bed. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I have checked out the Boardroom at my current place of work and it contains a very large snooker table.<\/p>\n<p>Now there&#8217;s a story! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Just to keep you going here&#8217;s my <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8Xb17qBLcAc\" title=\"Squirmy G-Spot Vibrator\">video of the Squirmy G-Spot vibrator<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote a few days ago about how I met Alex via work and we managed to keep our relationship quiet so nobody knew we were an item\u2026I had a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1075\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}