{"id":11,"date":"2006-09-10T10:04:05","date_gmt":"2006-09-10T09:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/blog\/?p=11"},"modified":"2007-05-18T12:56:38","modified_gmt":"2007-05-18T12:56:38","slug":"it%e2%80%99s-that-time-of-the-month-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s That Time Of The Month Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\"><img align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/blog\/images\/package.jpg\" alt=\"Package\" style=\"margin: 10px\" title=\"Package\" \/>It&#8217;s been a month and this one was a few days later than expected.\u00a0 Not that!\u00a0 My Special Delivery from one of our toy review partners.<br \/>\n<\/font>\u00a0<br \/>\nHand delivered to my very own door by\u2026The Rammer.\u00a0 About 09:30 yesterday morning, I&#8217;m in the bathroom and I heard a short sharp tap, tap on the door.\u00a0 I finished my ablutions, wiped and ran down stairs.\u00a0 You are observant aren&#8217;t you!\u00a0 Yes, I did pull up my panties first\u2026.Oh, you meant, &#8220;what about washing your hands&#8221;.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nAll I can say is when the Rammer delivers to your door you don&#8217;t want to keep him waiting.\u00a0 LOL.\u00a0 So I ran down to collect my package and wash my hands after.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nI opened the door and he was nowhere in sight.\u00a0 He had left the parcel sitting in the middle of the doorstep for anyone passing to pick up and take home.\u00a0 He&#8217;s such a dickhead.\u00a0 At this point I will point out that not all employees of Parcel Force are like this.\u00a0 Some actually manage to post your mail through without the need to fold it thereby breaking it in to tiny pieces first!\u00a0 Other employees are courteous too.\u00a0 Did you hear that Rammer?<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nJust as I&#8217;m closing the door little nephew totters up and asks &#8220;ball?&#8221;, at the moment everything with him is &#8220;ball&#8221;.\u00a0 How I would love to spend an afternoon in his amazing world.\u00a0 Anyway, since I took delivery of our new toy all I have been able to do is stare at the packaging.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nWe have nephew staying with us until later today, so we will just have to wait to try it out.\u00a0 I must admit I can&#8217;t wait to tear open the packaging.\u00a0 As much as we enjoy having nephew stay over, we love trying new toys out.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09\u00a0 It will just have to sit there waiting to be used for a little while longer.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nLittle nephew has been with us since Friday evening so things in the AlexSuze household have been a little tame\u2026but as soon as he has gone home.\u00a0 I will be able to catch up with fellow bloggers and more importantly, we may have some time and energy to devote to what we do best.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 Fucking like rabbits and telling you all about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a month and this one was a few days later than expected.\u00a0 Not that!\u00a0 My Special Delivery from one of our toy review partners. \u00a0 Hand delivered to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}