{"id":11085,"date":"2010-12-26T07:56:52","date_gmt":"2010-12-26T07:56:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11085"},"modified":"2010-12-25T23:39:25","modified_gmt":"2010-12-25T23:39:25","slug":"give-me-a-hot-sausage-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11085","title":{"rendered":"Give Me A Hot Sausage Please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Weeni Roaster\" src=\"\/images\/weenie-roaster.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"537\" \/>I couldn\u2019t resist this weenie roaster, there is no ambiguity there just straight forward phallus worship.\u00a0 Can you imagine sticking some of those little chaps on the Barbie when the family come round.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not sure it could handle anything large though, it could suffer from the droop.\u00a0 And when you lube him with mustard\u2026well, that\u2019s just got to smart.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve got myself thinking of long hot Summers now as I sit here in the freezer which the UK has become lately.\u00a0 I\u2019ll turn up the heating and pretend I\u2019m in Oz.\u00a0 Roll on Spring\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn\u2019t resist this weenie roaster, there is no ambiguity there just straight forward phallus worship.\u00a0 Can you imagine sticking some of those little chaps on the Barbie when the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11085\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[2908],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11085"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11085"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11087,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11085\/revisions\/11087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}