{"id":11124,"date":"2010-12-28T09:56:54","date_gmt":"2010-12-28T09:56:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11124"},"modified":"2010-12-28T09:48:53","modified_gmt":"2010-12-28T09:48:53","slug":"im-the-plumber-any-chance-of-a-blow-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11124","title":{"rendered":"I`m The Plumber, Any Chance of A Blow Job?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Banana Lick\" src=\"\/images\/banana-lick.jpg\" alt=\"Banana Lick\" width=\"250\" height=\"376\" \/>It\u2019s an old clich\u00e9 isn\u2019t it. A tradesman turns up at a house an the solitary resident, the lonely housewife, answers the door. The leaky tap soon gets forgotten and the twangy guitar music kicks in.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I\u2019m fitting a couple of radiators to our central heating system over the next couple of days. What do you think the chances of a blowjob in lieu of payment are?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s an old clich\u00e9 isn\u2019t it. A tradesman turns up at a house an the solitary resident, the lonely housewife, answers the door. The leaky tap soon gets forgotten and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11124\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120],"tags":[2913],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11124"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11124"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11126,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11124\/revisions\/11126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}