{"id":1117,"date":"2008-05-01T14:50:01","date_gmt":"2008-05-01T14:50:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1117"},"modified":"2008-05-01T14:50:03","modified_gmt":"2008-05-01T14:50:03","slug":"double-dildo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1117","title":{"rendered":"Double Dildo"},"content":{"rendered":"

When you have one dildo it’s fine, it’s a dildo right?<\/p>\n

So what happens when you have more than one. Do you now have dildoes or dildos?<\/p>\n

According to Microsoft Word you have dildos, but if you look on the web you find that either spelling is acceptable.<\/p>\n

The ambiguities of the English language are fun, especially when a disambiguation of the spelling is unlikely due to the nature of the word. Though the committee to decide on the correct spelling would be a little more interesting than some of the others at the Oxford English Dictionary LOL.<\/p>\n

I checked the Soundex code for the words and both come out the same, so when you’re searching for dildos on the web you shouldn’t miss any, whichever spelling you use :o).<\/p>\n

Tags: dido<\/a>, dildos<\/a>, dildoes<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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