{"id":11306,"date":"2011-01-05T08:56:55","date_gmt":"2011-01-05T08:56:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11306"},"modified":"2011-01-04T22:49:19","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T22:49:19","slug":"impractical-frigging-equipment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11306","title":{"rendered":"Impractical Frigging Equipment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Finger Fuck\" src=\"\/images\/female-finger-fuck.jpg\" alt=\"Finger Fuck\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" \/>I\u2019m sharing an observation with you, running an idea by you to see what your opinion on this is.\u00a0 I watch porn\u2026no, I watch an awful lot of porn.\u00a0 Is awful the right word?\u00a0 Any way I watch and review more porn than most laymen do.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>All in the course of my work you understand.<\/p>\n<p>It occurred has occurred to me on several occasions that the girls have totally impractical nails to either run themselves off or penetrate.\u00a0 They tend to be far too long and whilst looking good are so not what you want finger fucking you or massaging your clit (just in case one should graze your sensitive flesh).<\/p>\n<p>I tend to keep my nails neatly trimmed for two reasons, I do a lot of typing and I like to finger myself.\u00a0 I can\u2019t see myself any time soon possessing nails like those over there.\u00a0 But then again I\u2019ve always been a practical girl.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m sharing an observation with you, running an idea by you to see what your opinion on this is.\u00a0 I watch porn\u2026no, I watch an awful lot of porn.\u00a0 Is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11306\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[77,3,25],"tags":[4254],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11306"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11306"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17246,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11306\/revisions\/17246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}