{"id":11409,"date":"2011-01-08T23:56:42","date_gmt":"2011-01-08T23:56:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11409"},"modified":"2011-01-08T23:04:55","modified_gmt":"2011-01-08T23:04:55","slug":"cold-hard-nipples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11409","title":{"rendered":"Cold, Hard Nipples"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Witch's Tits\" src=\"\/images\/keeley-hazel-witches-tits.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>Tonight we both noticed the bedroom was freezing. It was particularly noticeable because since I sorted out the central heating we&#8217;ve been much warmer. Looking out of the Window it was obvious why, frost on the cars by 21:00.<\/p>\n<p>It did bring to mind a phrase that Suze introduced me to when we first met. \u201cIt\u2019s as cold as a witch\u2019s tit\u201d. I&#8217;d never heard it before meeting Suze, funny since we met we&#8217;ve both learned a few things hehehe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight we both noticed the bedroom was freezing. It was particularly noticeable because since I sorted out the central heating we&#8217;ve been much warmer. Looking out of the Window it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11409\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120],"tags":[1930],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11409"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11409"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11412,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11409\/revisions\/11412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}