{"id":11538,"date":"2011-01-15T13:56:47","date_gmt":"2011-01-15T13:56:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11538"},"modified":"2011-01-15T13:28:42","modified_gmt":"2011-01-15T13:28:42","slug":"rent-a-pair-of-tits-for-your-party-courtesy-of-kim-kardashian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11538","title":{"rendered":"Rent-A-Pair Of Tits For Your Party Courtesy Of Kim Kardashian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Kim Kardashian\" src=\"\/images\/kim-kardashian.jpg\" alt=\"Kim Kardashian\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>It\u2019s never occurred to me to pay for someone to turn up\u00a0 at one of my parties. You either come or you don\u2019t, right? Well perhaps it\u2019s because I don\u2019t live in La La Land.<\/p>\n<p>Why do I say that?<\/p>\n<p>Because I just read that Kim Kardashian charges \u00a347,500 to turn up, have a drink and have her picture taken. Nice work if you can get it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s never occurred to me to pay for someone to turn up\u00a0 at one of my parties. You either come or you don\u2019t, right? Well perhaps it\u2019s because I don\u2019t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11538\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[2982],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11538"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11538"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11540,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11538\/revisions\/11540"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}