{"id":11608,"date":"2011-01-18T15:56:41","date_gmt":"2011-01-18T15:56:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11608"},"modified":"2011-01-18T18:16:23","modified_gmt":"2011-01-18T18:16:23","slug":"rapid-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11608","title":{"rendered":"Rapid Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/BIW17-46-fucking-sex-doll.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-11611\" title=\"fucking a sex doll\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/BIW17-46-fucking-sex-doll.jpg\" alt=\"fucking a sex doll\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a>I can&#8217;t believe what I just read in the Metro today&#8230;<\/p>\n<div>\n<h2>A couple floating down the Yarra River in Melbourne, Australia, on inflatable sex dolls have been saved by rescue crews after getting into trouble.<\/h2>\n<p>You can read the full story over <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/weird\/852871-couple-floating-on-sex-dolls-rescued-from-australias-yarra-river\" target=\"_blank\">here <\/a>\u00a0lol<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe what I just read in the Metro today&#8230; A couple floating down the Yarra River in Melbourne, Australia, on inflatable sex dolls have been saved by rescue &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11608\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11608"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11608"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11614,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11608\/revisions\/11614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}