{"id":11747,"date":"2011-01-24T15:56:53","date_gmt":"2011-01-24T15:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11747"},"modified":"2011-01-24T15:06:39","modified_gmt":"2011-01-24T15:06:39","slug":"all-hands-on-cocks-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11747","title":{"rendered":"All Hands On Cocks Please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/view_listing.php?listing_id=33885547&amp;ref=sr_gallery_3&amp;&amp;ga_search_query=mr+daisy&amp;ga_search_type=handmade&amp;ga_page=&amp;includes[]=tags&amp;includes[]=title\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Mr Daisy\" src=\"\/images\/mr-daisy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>I can crochet, wont lie, my grandma taught me how to do it many years ago as a young girl.\u00a0 The only problem with it is that it doesn\u2019t seem to be as practical as knitting, which I am hopeless at.\u00a0 My stitches are so variable that it really does look \u201chandmade\u201d for all the wrong reasons, if you know what I mean.<\/p>\n<p>My most ambitious venture with knitting was to make a scarf, no casting on or off ( I actually sound like I know what I\u2019m doing now\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42 ) just one continuous pieces of wool knotting.\u00a0 I know there are so many things you can make with knitting but me and the knit one pearl one just didn\u2019t click.<\/p>\n<p>So crochet it was!\u00a0 But it was so restrictive in terms of creating wearable items.\u00a0 I could make the common or garden crochet square which when sewn together transformed in to squared off waistcoat.\u00a0 Suze even had the ingenuity to be able to create little crocheted hats just like ABBA wore way back when.\u00a0 And don\u2019t forget the obligatory mat complete with roses.<\/p>\n<p>But hasn\u2019t knitting come on in leaps and bounds.\u00a0 You can now create masterpieces like <a title=\"Mr Daisy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/view_listing.php?listing_id=33885547&amp;ref=sr_gallery_3&amp;&amp;ga_search_query=mr+daisy&amp;ga_search_type=handmade&amp;ga_page=&amp;includes[]=tags&amp;includes[]=title\" target=\"_blank\">Mr Daisy<\/a> but I\u2019m not quite sure where you would display him or if you would have the nerve to gift him to a friend.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can crochet, wont lie, my grandma taught me how to do it many years ago as a young girl.\u00a0 The only problem with it is that it doesn\u2019t seem &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11747\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120],"tags":[2997],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11747"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11747"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11747\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17584,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11747\/revisions\/17584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}