{"id":11753,"date":"2011-01-24T19:56:56","date_gmt":"2011-01-24T19:56:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11753"},"modified":"2011-01-24T19:54:05","modified_gmt":"2011-01-24T19:54:05","slug":"pussy-play-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11753","title":{"rendered":"Pussy Play"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Pure White Pussy\" src=\"\/images\/white-pussy.jpg\" alt=\"Pure White Pussy\" width=\"300\" height=\"221\" \/>I decided to do sex toy review yesterday afternoon as it was so grey and dismal outside.\u00a0 Turning on the DVD player on route I pulled the bedroom curtains closed, don\u2019t want the neighbours watching my porn.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>The DVD was already loaded in the player and kicked in to action, I started the first scene off and stripped off before climbing in to bed.\u00a0 Totally naked it felt cold under the duvet but I knew if I grin and bear it I would soon be as warm as toast.<\/p>\n<p>I reached for my new toy and placed the cover on my bedside drawers.\u00a0 It was cold so I took it under the duvet placing it between my thighs to warm.\u00a0 A few minutes later it was warmed and ready to go and the DVD had started the main action.<\/p>\n<p>As I turned on the power I became aware of my cat sitting next to the bed.\u00a0 He then proceeded to jump up next to me.\u00a0 I carried on knowing if I ignore him he will sometimes go away.\u00a0 How wrong was I, he batted the top off the chest of draws next to me and started to charge about all over the bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>This went of for several minutes before I decided to give up on the whole thing.\u00a0 Can\u2019t concentrate on pleasuring myself while there\u2019s a mad cat jumping about all over the room.<\/p>\n<p>He did eventually calm down and get bored with his new toy and I went about my business\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I decided to do sex toy review yesterday afternoon as it was so grey and dismal outside.\u00a0 Turning on the DVD player on route I pulled the bedroom curtains closed, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11753\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[2789],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11753"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11753"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11755,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11753\/revisions\/11755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}