{"id":11811,"date":"2011-01-27T15:56:38","date_gmt":"2011-01-27T15:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11811"},"modified":"2011-01-27T11:42:18","modified_gmt":"2011-01-27T11:42:18","slug":"masturbation-my-hand-hurts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11811","title":{"rendered":"Masturbation &#8211; My Hand Hurts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" title=\"blonde masturbating\" src=\"\/images\/anal-glass-dildo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"243\" \/>I&#8217;ve been going to the gym with a determination to keep it up this time and visit frequently.\u00a0 I was quite proud of myself as I left yesterday, knowing that I had done the best I could and not overdone it.<\/p>\n<p>All yesterday I felt good, no aches just the feeling that I had done something with my body that I haven\u2019t done in a while.\u00a0 A reminder if you like that I have already had an impact on my health.<\/p>\n<p>Then came morning!<\/p>\n<p>I woke up this morning and raised my arm to rub my eyes and OUCH!\u00a0 I\u2019m not sure what I have done but the simple act of raising my hand to my face hurts like\u2026\u00a0 It feels like I have pulled the muscle which runs up the back of the arm from the elbow.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s typical that I have a new found determination to continue my visits to the gym and I\u2019ve gone and injured myself.\u00a0 Fingers crossed I will be back in the saddle tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>And I daren\u2019t think how I\u2019m going to test my toys.\u00a0 lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been going to the gym with a determination to keep it up this time and visit frequently.\u00a0 I was quite proud of myself as I left yesterday, knowing that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11811\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[77,3],"tags":[4254],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11811"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11811"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11815,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11811\/revisions\/11815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}